wow, I'm shocked, almost 25 posts?
not bad
007 ninja sucks *******, and the chances he sees this are like none :(
Yea, everyone. Make threads like mad, even if it is about your penis size. Seriously
what
the
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I think we all want to know what your penis size is Lisa...fess up.
it's...stub-like :(
lol. No one wants to know about your clit. omg I said clit LOL
LOL!
OMFG! Ant SAID CLIT!!! Im Telling Maw! >.<
Holy Jesus on a pogo stick! I just said clit! There clit is again! There clit is again!
There clit is again!!!
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! [head explodes][/life]
Wowser, rimes w/ Bowser... nuff said
:bowser:
*Casts Life 2*
*Phoenix Materia fully lvl yo*
o rly?
Once again my signature delivers.
o rly?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Lo que paso paso...
ENTRE TU Y YO!
O rly?
Si.
Alright then, cool, so I am gonna go climb that rock tomorrow.
No, IT would, not you. You forget that the whole statement would be funnier if it was alive.
I know comedy, d*mmit, and a living penis the size of a mountain connected to a small body, and shakes people off of its own accord when they try to climb it is comedy.
I don't know, what Pit said gave me more of a laugh than what you said.
[QUOTE=Pit]My dick is way to big for anyone to climb. Don't even try. I'd probaly just shake you off anyways.
versus
[QUOTE=Judge]My dick is way to big for anyone to climb. Don't even try. It'd probaly just shake you off anyways.
It's less funny coming from you, since it's less likely to be true :(
I see your point however, but, the imagery of you climging Pit's dick while he's just lying there relaxing, compared to you climbing a living one that's in the middle of nowhere.... eh, I'll have to go with the former.
You guys are such fags imagining my dick. Fags.
First off, it's not me saying it, it's supposed to be me replacing the words he said, so to imagine it coming from his mouth. And what I meant is that he's laying there and I'm climbing the dick, and the dick shakes me off of its own accord. Ie. his dick is alive.
Here:
Eh, the look on his face trying to shake you off adds to the comedy. His dick doesn't have a face, so that's a whole part of the comedy missing.
No, see, the comedy of his face is replaced by the comedy of the idea that his penis is alive and that it thinks for itself and acts accordingly.
I find it funnier if it were Pit shaking you off, instead of the dick doing it. Why? I'm not sure, maybe because your joke makes it even more unrealistic, or I don't know. But yeah.
Of course my jokes are unrealistic. I'm an unrealistic kind of guy, and I find unrealistic humor funny. Especially if his dick spoke in a deep, booming voice and said some cryptic speech before shaking me off.
The voice idea IS pretty funny, I'll give you that.
"WHO DARES CLIMB MY FOLDS?!"
Hahaha
I'll pretend that wasn't a sarcastic laugh.
No, it was genuine.
Oh.
Awesome. :)
I tan on Pit's penis.