Here's a funny fan-fic I did.If you want you can add your own fan-fics to this thread.
When America needs a hero, or when justice is upheld there are only two people of liberty we can count on:
Special Agent Bob and
Secret Agent Steve
The only two official unofficial splinter cells.
Episode #1
Bob: Want to play Navy Seals?
Steve: No.
Bob: Come on I'll be Charlie Sheens and you can be who ever else was on that movie.
(They shoot the guards watching tv.)
(A minute later still watching tv.)
Bob: I think bill Paxton was in that movie you can be him.
Steve: I'm not playing Navy Seals... and Bill Paxton was not in that movie.(Shoots the tv.)
Bob: Dude!
Steve: What?... Lets finish the job.
(In the sewers 10 minutes later.)
Steve: Will you just drop it he wasn't in the movie.
(Comes down and breaks the guard's neck.)
Bob: Jesses!... Did you really need to kill him.
Steve: What?
Bob: Dude this guy had the ****ing job of patrolling the sewers and you just go and break his neck!
(2 minutes later in a sewer drain.)
Bob: Wait, wait, what are you doing?
Steve: Bye sewer boy.(Drops the guard into the sewer drain.)
(10 minutes later in a treasure room.)
Steve: (Looking at a fish fossil.) Man that would look great in my living room.
Bob: Hay! we should do a trading spaces.
Steve: No.
Bob: Come on it'll be fun, you can redo my bathroom and I'll do your living room.
Steve: Ya thats totally how I want to spend my day off, fixing your bathroom while navy seal Sheen turns my living room into a bad 80's movie.
Bob: Dude it came out in the 90's.
Steve: It still doesn't change the fact that Bill Paxton wasn't in it!
(Bob shoots Steve.)
(Bob revives Steve.)
Steve: You shot me? You ****ing shot me!
Bob: Then I revived you so shut up.
(5 minutes later in a security room.)
Steve: Lisen lets just finish the mission and I'll forgive you...
(Bob walks in with a guard.)
Steve: Who is that?
Bob: (Aiming at a computer.) Hay buddy was Bill Paxton in Navy Seals... oh you don't want to talk well mayby this will refresh your memory.(Shoots the computer.)
Steve: Whats wrong with you!?
Bob: Just go grab the vice president so we can go.
(3 minutes later.)
Bob: (Dancing with a guard.) I'm glad we're alone... my partner just doesn't understand how romantic time alone with an incinifigant guard can be.
(In the vice president's room.)
Steve: (Steve grabs the vice president.) Just take it easy Mr. Vice President and every thing will be all right... we don't want to hurt you.
(Back in the other room.)
Bob: (Bob is still dancing with the guard.) Your a wonderful dancer I-I can tell your injoying this the look on your face says it all.
(Steve walks in with the vice president.)
Steve: What are you doing?
Bob: Nothing.
Steve: Right.
Bob: Can we just do this?(Bob sniffs the air.) Your hair smells like jinger.
(Bob puts the guard's face on a scanner and Steve does to with the vice president to open a door.)
(2 minutes later.)
Steve: (Getting ready to catapult Bob.) alright it's navy seals time ([color=navy]Steve catapults Bob.) so just don't break... ([/color]Bob hits the guard which makes the guard fly over the table and the computer breaks.)...the computer.
Bob: Dude that was not my fault.
(5 minutes later in a storge room.)
Bob: (Bob runs up to a computer.) Hay! look Bill Paxton was a navy seal, IMDV says...
(Steve shoots the computer.)
Bob: Hay!
Steve: We're almost outta here just down this tunnel.
Bob: Which navy seal are you?
Steve: Well I guess Bill Paxton...
(Steve gets shot from the shadows.)
Bob: Steve, Steve I'm comming, Steve Navy Seals...
(Bob also gets shot from the shadows.)
Join us next time for America's two best Splinter Cells:
Special Agent Bob and
Secret Agent Steve.