okay, well I got this idea from an episode of x-play and thought it would be funny to post it here.
for example here's # 1
common household tasks become a battle of life and death
2.You buy swords and stand in one place doing a little freaky 'dance'
3. You start looking at people and thinking 'He has X Hitpoints...'
4. You make up special moves for yourself and imagine using them on your Teacher/Boss
5. you think your level 100 and try to fight a bouncer (poor,poor adam sessler LOL)
6.you only use the mog smiley when posting
7.) You constantly wait for a save spot.
8.) You wait for payday because you need better equipment.
9.) The only reason you like to fight people weaker than you is for "Easy XP".
10.) You wake up expecting all your wounds to have healed.
Whenever you see somebody get hit in the balls, you shout "CRITICAL HIT!"
12. you think you have to destroy "mako reactors" and get hideously mutated at your local power plant
13. You start carrying a knife everywhere you go.
you try to get mogs djinis etc.
you run around holding up signs of what you are saying and 2 other choices of speech
Perfer potions over pills.
You scream "limit break!" when you see a fatal automobile accident.
if you atk everything just to level up
when you walk away and say "you lose again"
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=LightBlue]You expect your life to take an unexpected twist at any point.
You go into a hostile country to overthrough the 'evil' controlling them.[/COLOR][/FONT]
~S.Aborina~
you are a spiky haired blonde with a giant sword
You consistently turn down money when people try to reward you with it. This is because you believe you will gain more experience points if you choose the "good dialogue option'.
when you hit someone and numbers pop up
when you go around collecting pennies and when you get 100 you get an extra life
When you see someone get hit by a car at 120km/h and lie on the ground for awhile, then there's a white flash and suddenly starts walking off with 560 damage.
(To the animators: if an attack LOOKS deadly, then it SHOULD be deadly)
If you think that changing your clothes changes your job.
When you buy plastic swords and sword fight turn-based style with 8 year olds. Lol. I bet you Looney 636 has done that before.....heh
you always get your @$$ kicked cause when you fight you never know when it's your turn to attack
1)You think INN's are save points
2)You think of telephones as weapons
3)You wear a wizard hat for school 'cause you think it increases yer INT
4)You say "kupo" at the end of every word