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*oscar*
I'm scared of hackers because...
They hack into NASA 5%
They steal things 4%
They are violent sociopaths 4%
They use amphetamines and speed 7%
They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
They're un-American 5%
They smell bad 58%
I have lost all faith in humanity. Oh, and that gave me a laugh like I haven't had in ages. Quake a hacking program training people in the use of firearms. It made me lmao
AMD "They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking."
rofl my wafl :D
My Lord this is one of the most ancient things on the internet. It was funny. (in 2001)
lol, i didn't know bonzi buddy and better video card made u a hacker
The one you posted perhaps?
That dude thinks hes a model parent his kids must be going threw hell with him following them everywhere.
I've read that article soo many times. I laugh so hard each time I read it...even if it is pretty old. Guess I'm The Hacker then LOL
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i am guilty (none / 0) (#6095)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Jan 12th, 2002 at 02:12:28 PM PST
how could i have been so blind...i have been putting firewall after firewall on my system. when along along i have tryyng to keep myself out... yes now that i have read your article i realize that i am a hacker...I have reviewed my computer and discovered filthy programs running amuck everywhere...Flash. MP3's. DOS. BIOS. and the holy grail of hacking, yes its true I HAVE LINUX, i am so sorry and at this moment the police are on their way to put me away...THANK YOU for opening my unworthy eyes
...lol
There are some pretty hilarious comments there. About 500 of them at least are those kinda coments that make you laugh for a good 5 minutes. BUt it surprises me how some poeple can actually be that stupid. Or maybe he just posted that article to see how many people would flame him...
I'm surprised that he didn't mention how Firefox is also a hacking tool :bonk:used to steal social security numbers and pay pal accounts.
I couldn't tell if he really was an idiot, or if it was a joke.
...again lol
It's satire. People aren't so stupid. (there may be some exceptions)
If your son isn't getting a "B-" or better in school he is a hacker!!!
So all the kids who can't even go to school to get a B- are hackers? LOL. The world is filled with hackers i guess. We're all gonna die because they've trained themselves with Quake
Lol. Haven't laughed like that in awhile.
Did anyone read T. Reginald Gibbon's other articles? There was one in which he trys to link video games with automotive deaths.
"Worse yet, computer game driving simulations actively teach children to drive like maniacs, demanding maximum speed and minimum adherence to road laws in order to win. Games like "[url="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005V6BE/adequacy-20"]Need for Speed[/url]", "[url="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00001ZUGL/adequacy-20"]Test Drive[/url]" and "[url="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/039301276X/adequacy-20"]Gran Turismo[/url]" all teach children that best driving practice involves running red lights, ramming cars and driving on the wrong side of the road. Most of these games don't even include turn signals!"
Radiation comes from....T. Reginald Gibbon. Yes thats correct. His pea sized brain emits radiation that spreads around the world within seconds. You though it was from nuclear powerplants and things like that? Shame on you LOL
If we could only end his existance than radiation would disappear:P
*sigh* That thing that that dad wrote is so old... I mean, really really really old. Not only that, but the guy's an absolute moron. If he were serious about his concern, he's a dip****.
Not only that, but the term "hacker" isn't even used correctly. A hacker is someone who wants to learn or who messes with programs, a hacker doesn't perform illegal operations, that's just called a criminal.
Idiots.
"6. Does your son use Quake?
Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school."
What an idiot.
"7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?"
WHAT TEENAGER ISN'T?!
"8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?"
Linux, ****tard.
"9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?"
Again... teens....
"10. Is your son struggling academically?"
And for the final time... TEEN YEARS.
I hate it when people have no ****ing IDEA what the **** they're talking about.
Edit::: Rofl, sorry Loony. I added some **** to what you said though. Btw, as much as so many people think it funny, I find it annoying as HELL. Because I know that somewhere... some parents think that serious. And will just start misusing the term "hacker" even more than they do now.