favorite homer simpson quotes




Posted by darkwhispers

one of my favorites is:# "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."




Posted by Mystic Hero

"Dope!"




Posted by Fei-on Castor


Quoting Mystic Hero: "Dope!"

It's actually "D'oh"

"To start press any key.... where's the any key?"



Posted by Jak Pattinson

i like the s-m-r-t thing too. its catchy. some other quotes i liked were:
'this donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit'
'blame the guy who doesn't speak english'
'life is just one crashing defeat after another until you wished flanders was dead'

pretty nice.




Posted by Bebop

That scene on the stairs in the Shining parody from Treehouse of horror. Namely when he pulls a face, looks in the mirror and does that scream i love so much.




Posted by Zeratul

When he trys to get into work when its closed then relized it and started trying to get out, then he laughed and said "im so stupid"

:chainsaw: Monkeys could pwn you all




Posted by Nep0

"Internet? That thing's still around?"

Perhapse a few more to come.




Posted by darkwhispers

I've got another one people: "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."




Posted by darkwhispers

I've got another one people: "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

p.s think I should change my net name




Posted by Tinkleheimer

I have had many jobs **Lists them all**




Posted by Fei-on Castor

When Bart and Homer wrote a bad letter to Mr. Burns, they went to intercept it at the Post Office before it was sent out to Mr. Burns.

And Homer approached the counter, and said to the clerk,

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

The clerk replied,

"Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"

And Homer said,

"... I don't know".




Posted by NegativeTrend

"U-r-gay. Heheheh."