Smash Bros Caption Contest - Warning: Many Images




Posted by D.J Cat

OK, this is the return of the famous Caption Contest.
I will try and do it like it was before.

Right, every 2 weeks or so (anyone feel free to tell me if it should be more or less often than this) I will post up 5 pictures from Super Smash Bros. Melee for you to caption. Then after the time is up I will award 1 point to the person who makes the funniest caption to each picture. You can have 1 caption for each seperate picture. You can just post for the one picture If you like.
So therefore 5 points are available with each set of pictures.

I will then keep a record of how many points have been scored for each person and have an overall score.
If anyone has any ideas or suggestions then you can make them.

Well...lets start.




Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Mewtwoshoulder.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/FalconChicken-Dance.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Foxboot.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/photo.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/CrazyParty.jpg[/IMG]



Have fun. :link:

EDIT: Excuse the quality of some of the pics, I will get them as good as possible in the future...




Posted by FerreTrip

SWEET PICS!! AND SWEET, I GET FIRST DIBS!!! XD Man, this brings back the reason why I love this place!!

1.

Mewtwo: Oh, great. Not only do I get tricked into...Leapfrog...but I have to come face-to-face with that bounty hunter chick who kills any odd-looking animal in sight...
Samus: Time to die!!
Capt. Falcon (thinking): No one takes my donuts and gets away with it!! REVENGE IS MINE!!!

2.

Announcer: And here come Capt. Falcon and Mario...Apparently strait from the sauna...

3.

Luigi: *sigh* Man, I can't believe my clumsy streak lately...*kicks in depression*
Fox: Hey, Luigi, you look--OWW!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!
Luigi: CRAP!!!

4.

Peach: Come on, 'Two! Don't you think this is the PERFECT spot to live?
Mewtwo: Uh, yeah, honey, I like it...My, that's a big fish...*begins drooling*
Peach: Heh, you're funny!! ^_^
Mewtwo (thinking): Ditz...Wonder how I can cook that thing...

5.

Marth: So, how many times was the Master Sword folded?
Link: I'm not sure, I think it's--
Falco: *drops from the sky, lands like he is in the picture* OOF!! Uh, hey, guys, mind if I drop in?
Marth: HOLY--!! *jumps back*
Link: Uh, can you get your arm from out of my armpit?
Marth: Where'd you come from anyway?
Falco: Oh, Jacko's having an orgy in his new flying palace, and I was invited, told there'd be beer...

There ya go, my first 5 pieces of crap!! ***, I'm rusty...




Posted by Mystic Hero

These should be fun.

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Mewtwoshoulder.jpg[/IMG]
Samus: I have finally found Mewtwo, he will make a great bounty prize.
C.Falcon: You'll have to show me them moves of yours first if you want him, he's mine! How's about a nice spar between two bounty hunters, I'm a little rusty since before, but I want this prize more than you so lets fight for it!
Mewtwo: Sometimes I wish I was human, everyone wants to catch me.:(

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/FalconChicken-Dance.jpg[/IMG]
Mario: Speed test Falcon! Hot patata hot patata, moves those feet! Do I have to keep throwing fire balls at your feet all day?
C. Falcon: So...tired, haven't...eaten or....slept.. in days....

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Foxboot.jpg[/IMG]
Luigi: Kiss my pimp a$$ shoes Fox!

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/photo.jpg[/IMG]
Peach: Now now Mewtwo, it's not nice to throw your little Pokemon friends around like that. Now please apologize for giving Pikachu an owey and i'll bake you some cookies!
Mewtwo: *Thinks to himslef* "I wish you would die you ugly whore."
Yes, wonderful princess.
Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/CrazyParty.jpg[/IMG]
Link: We're playing lethat frog hop, only we're playing it with swords.
Falco: That's 27 in a row guys, I'm getting tired and if you put it up aMF higher I'll cut my scapula.
Marth: *Thinks to himself* "That's the plan you idiot, it's the easy way of getting a free KO."
My turn!
Falco: Hey how come you lower the sword for him?




Posted by D.J Cat

OK, time for round 2.

A bit disapointing having only 2 people having a go but what can you do? Maybe more will get interested as we go. Anyway....

Here are the results.

Picture 1: FerreTrip
Picture 2: FerreTrip (They were both good)
Picture 3: Mystic Hero
Picture 4: FerreTrip
Picture 5: Mystic Hero (Same here)

So therefore the current results are:

Ferretrip: 1st (3)
Mystic Hero: 2nd (2)


Anyway here are the new pictures:

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/BowservsGame.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SamuszappingKirby.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/BowserthrowBowser.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKPortrait.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/FoxKickBomb.jpg[/IMG]


Have fun. :cool:




Posted by FerreTrip

Ho, boy, I'm in the lead already? Meh, that'll change soon. I mean, it's only TWO people for crying out loud!! ANYWAY!!

1.

Bowser: ROOOAAARRRR!!!
G & W: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I've been caught naked!! *blushes in embarressment*
Bowser: O_o;; Uh, dude, you're ALWAYS naked...

2.

Samus: YAY!! Another wierd animal to kill!! GRAPPLE BEAM!!
Kirby: *Swells up, turns red, and about to explode* Oh, NO!!
*POP!*

3.

Bowser in Bowser's arms: AHHHGG!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Bowser 2: I'm gonna kill these guys so they can't help G & W, and the only way is to break their bungie thingy!!
Bowser 1: BUT WITH ME?! WHY?!
Bowser 2: I'm the only one heavy enough, and slamming them myself doesn't give enough force!!
Bowser 1: ...Mommy...

4.

Me: *scrolls down page to pics, this pic pops up out of nowhere* AHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOHMI*** WHOOAAHHAAHHAAA... *falls back in chair*
DK: What? I just wanna get a close up!!

5.

Fox: Well...Crap.
*BOOOOOM*

Meh, tis all for now. And, for the fourth, I know, not offscreen, but I had to, cuz that's about what I felt when it popped up on me!




Posted by bazariah

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/BowservsGame.jpg[/IMG]

mr g&w: ah man that breath stinks

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SamuszappingKirby.jpg[/IMG]

kirby: im gonna fart, im gonna fart
samus: i'll suck it out

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/BowserthrowBowser.jpg[/IMG]

mr g&w: jump rope jump rope
bowser: let me play.... please

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKPortrait.jpg[/IMG]

DONKEY KOOONNGG!!

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/FoxKickBomb.jpg[/IMG]

fox: every time i get a chance to kick back and relax something has to spoil it




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/BowservsGame.jpg[/IMG]

Mr. Game and Watch: You want to do WHAT to my WHAT?!?!?!?

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SamuszappingKirby.jpg[/IMG]

Kirby: *and I thought tentacle rape hurt*

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/BowserthrowBowser.jpg[/IMG]

Bowser: Hey guys.... bounce THIS!!!

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKPortrait.jpg[/IMG]

Kong: I can see youuuuuuu!!!!

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/FoxKickBomb.jpg[/IMG]

How hackey-sak is played in Nintenland.




Posted by FerreTrip


Quoting Majesty: Where's the funny?


What? I couldn't think of much else, and I could only decide one caption per pic, otherwise I'd look like the n00b I was starting off with, like, THREE captions in one pic. Besides, to get the Kirby one, play Psygnosis' hit Lemmings(I think that's how you spell their name). Sorry. I'll just have to try harder. *bows and exits*



Posted by Arczu

I think this is a fair start to the contest. Let me have a peck at it.

Picture 1: Is that thing trying to copy me?
Picture 2: Samus: You won't get away that easily!
Picture 3: Come on, give this a try!

Picture 4: Reporter: and as you can see, the jugle is full of-- woah what the?! Something's got the camera! Geez get it AWAY! DK?!

Picture 4: Fox-->Little known secret: I MAKE these.




Posted by D.J Cat

It's that time of week again. Here are the tasty results.

Picture 1: Ferretrip
Picture 2: bazariah
Picture 3: SapphireRose
Picture 4: Arczu ( I quite liked Ferretrip's one as well here)
Picture 5: SapphireRose

They were all pretty good I thought.

Anyway, the current results are:

Ferretrip: 1st (4)
Mystic Hero: 2nd (2)
SapphireRose: 2nd (2)
bazariah: 3rd (1)
Arczu: 3rd (1)

These are the new pics...



Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Yoshisniff.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/LuigiKarateChop.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/JigglyPika.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Bowserflames.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Theif.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by FerreTrip

Aww, you liked my #4?? Thank you!!! *turns to everyone else* See? Some people thought it was funny!!
Man, we need more people...ugh...

1.

Yoshi obviously thought that the name "Guns and Roses" ment that that's what they had as props when he wanted to join the band.

2.

Why, if it isn't the poster for the new movie, "Crouching Pikachu, Hidden Samus"!!

3.

...Yup, I've definatly had too much crack...

4.

Yoshi: NEYAH!! CAN'T GET ME!!
Bowser: Oh, yeah?! BURNING ROCKET!!!
Yoshi: AHHH!!! CRAP!! HE'S HARNESSED THE EXPLOSIVE FLATULANTIC FORCE OF THE TACO BELL TNT BURRITOES!!! RUN!!!

5.

Peach: Hey, you don't want to say hello to my little friend, pervert!
Toad: AHH!! NOO!!! NOT ME!! NOT AGAIN!!! AHHH!!!!!


Yeah, I'm losin' it...-_-;;




Posted by Arczu

Before attempt # 2, DJ Cat... you DO keep all of these images on your card right? Taking awesome pictures straight off the TV needs a souce right...?

Picture 1: [COLOR=LemonChiffon]"I gonna make you an offer you can't refuse"...[/color]
Picture 2: [COLOR=SeaGreen]Ah! You bit my FOOT!? You cheater, get off, augh![/color]
Samus: [COLOR=SandyBrown]Pokemon Rabies...?[/color]

Picture 3: Poke-Peek-a-boo!
*GAME SET!*
Player: Wtf?

Picture 4: Yoshi>[COLOR=Lime]For the love of gawd, DON'T have burritos before smashing! Your flame breath already reeks of bad breath...[/color]

Picture 5: [COLOR=YellowGreen]Time to use a secret weapon...[/color]
[COLOR=Yellow]Hey, she's got a bomb or something![/color]




Posted by Mystic Hero


Quoting D.J Cat:


Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Yoshisniff.jpg[/IMG]
Yoshi: Nothing goes better with suicide than a little rose between my lips to get me in the mood.

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/LuigiKarateChop.jpg[/IMG]
Luigi: This new game the boss created is great! Pokemon Hop is amazing! Samus it's your turn!
Pikachu: It's not taking to kindly to my head, you gave me internal bleeding in my brain!

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/JigglyPika.jpg[/IMG]
Hide and seek Pokemon. I see you Pikachu!

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Bowserflames.jpg[/IMG]
Yoshi: Oh hell what am i going to do? Bowser is going to brun down everything!
Mario: Use the force Yoshi.
Yoshi: Where the hell did you come from? Oh well I'll try suing this "force" thing(I thought I saw Mario smoking pot theother day, must have gotten the best of him).
Bowser: Gwahahahahah...*cough*...*cough*....oh hell I'm tired. Could we get this over with, I'm tired of doing this set. Seriously if you don't get it right this time I'll have my agent get me a replacement, or at least a replacement Yoshi, you can't act for crap.

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Theif.jpg[/IMG]

Peach: It's time for a healthy nutricious snack to get me pumped up. I think I'll start with this mushroom i pulled form my pocket. Hey it has a face, oh well time for lunch.



Posted by D.J Cat


Quoting Arczu]Uh... if you ever managed to get pictures at a better quality... but, uh nevermind.

I'm trying to think of possible pictures I can take, but nothing hits the nail. I like to looks at these ones for ideas.




Posted by D.J Cat

Well, its time for the next round.

Here be the reuslts.

Picture 1: FerreTrip
Picture 2: FerreTrip (All good on this pic)
Picture 3: Arczu
Picture 4: Arczu
Picture 5: Mystic Hero

So therefore the current results are:

Ferretrip: 1st (6)
Mystic Hero: 2nd (3)
Arczu: 2nd (3)
SapphireRose: 3rd (2)
bazariah: 4th (1)

And these are your new pictures:



Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/FalconYoshihorse.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SillyYoshi.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/GeorgeWashington.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Peachfryingpan.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKhungry.jpg[/IMG]

Get into it. :cool:




Posted by FerreTrip

Yes, sir!!

1.

Obviously, Capt. Falcon thinks that anything that looks like it can be ridden like one of those spring-based rides on the playground (shame on you if you don't know what I mean) IS one of those things.
Capt. Falcon: WHOO!! YE-HAW!!
Yoshi: ...

2.

Yoshi: AAAHHH-hah-ahhhh...That feels a LOT better...
Samus: WTF?!

3.

Ganondorf: GUUYRRAHAH!!! What is this?! What's wrong?!
Pikachu(tis who it is!!): IT WORKED!! ^_^
Ganondorf: WHAT DID, YOU RUNT?!
Pikachu: PIKA!! I zapped your Super Scope and it overloaded!! Sucks ta be you!!
Ganondorf: AHAHRRRRGGHHH!! THE PAIN!!! BEATEN BY A RODENT!!!

4.

Peach: EAT IT, ****IT!!
Falco: MMMMPPHH!!! NOO, NOT THE PIE OF DOOM!!!
Peach: "DOOM?!" MY COOKING IS THE BEST!! DON'T YOU DARE!! HERE, HAVE SOME MORE FOR THAT REMARK!! *stuffs pie into Falco's face*
Falco: :(

5.

DK: ...Alright, where's that Ph.D. brain of yours?! I wanna see if it's really there!!
Dr. Mario: But it IS!! I swear, you're diagnosed with a rare case of cel-shaded pink hemmorhoids that are the size of Mt. Rushmore!!
DK: Then I'm on it and I'm not in extreme pain?! AH-HAH!! I SEE!! So these BUGS in here do the work!! ...Can I eat them?


Okay, those were lame, sorry...MUSTPLAYTALESOFSYMPHONIA!!




Posted by D.J Cat

Well, it would be time for the results, but only 1 person has posted so far, I think I will let this one go for another week or so, or at least until a few more people put some captions in.




Posted by Mystic Hero

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/FalconYoshihorse.jpg[/IMG]
Yoshi: I'm scarred for life.
C.Falcon: I love to do other animals!!!!!

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SillyYoshi.jpg[/IMG]
Samus: Bend over Yoshi, it's time for your colonoscapy.
Yoshi: Will this hurt?
Samus: No not at all. *gets an evil thought*

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/GeorgeWashington.jpg[/IMG]
Ganondorf: At last I have found the mighty super scope. Wait, what? What the.... AHHHHH! I can't mvoe my hand. Get it off! Get it off get it off get it off get it off! Huh?.....What the hell is...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It was set to exploooooddddeeeeeee!!!......

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Peachfryingpan.jpg[/IMG]
Peach: Give me poor Toad you cursed bird! Give me it!
Falco: Can't breath, choking too hard........

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKhungry.jpg[/IMG]
Ladies and gentle men I would like to welcome the most amazing show of your lives! The great Dr. Mario and DK show! Watch as they do amazing acrobatic stunts right in front of your eyes!
Dr. Mario: Ow my nose!!




Posted by Tails

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/FalconYoshihorse.jpg[/IMG]
Capt. Falcon: YEEEHAAAW!!! RIDE EM' DINO BOY!! YEAHHH!!! (Yoshi stops) Ah, drat. I ran out of quarters... (Sits on the Yoshi for a couple hours before leaving)
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SillyYoshi.jpg[/IMG]
You see, Yoshi has been having some constipation problems recently and Samus thought it would help if she stuck the Super Scoop... well, you do the math. It won't be pretty, though...
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/GeorgeWashington.jpg[/IMG]
The future of drugs looks BRIGHT!
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Peachfryingpan.jpg[/IMG]
Peach: DIE YOU PERVERT!
Falco: OH MY... aww... my balls... I was only delivering your Girl Scout cookies for you, you son of a... (Peach whacks him the grouin again)
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKhungry.jpg[/IMG]
Dr. Mario: Ok, you say that you have something stuck in the back of you thought? Alright, hold me to your mouth and I'll take a little peek and...
(Shift camera away and off screen, you can hear screaming and munching sounds)




Posted by D.J Cat

Well, time for some results.

Picture 1: FerreTrip
Picture 2: Tails
Picture 3: Mystic Hero
Picture 4: Tails (everyone had a good one for theis pic)
Picture 5: Mystic Hero


The current placings are:

Ferretrip: 1st (7)
Mystic Hero: 2nd (5)
Arczu: 3rd (3)
SapphireRose: 4th (2)
Tails 4th (2)
bazariah: 5th (1)


New pics:





Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/StinkyKong.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Gamesucks.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/LuigibehindDK.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Ganondorffall.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Marshmellow.jpg[/IMG]



Have fun with the pics.




Posted by ScudZteR

[IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/ynotme89543/StinkyKong.jpg[/IMG]
Zelda: Do I... Do I really have to touch it?...Oh that is just gross!

[IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/ynotme89543/Gamesucks.jpg[/IMG]
Kirby: This tooth ache is killing me
Mr. Game and Watch: OH I see what it is! you have a piece of me stuck in your teeth

[IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/ynotme89543/LuigibehindDK.jpg[/IMG]
Luigi: Is this your first time?
DK: Yea......be gentel....

[IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/ynotme89543/Ganondorffall.jpg[/IMG]
*Ganondorf Break Dances While Peach and Mario Chant* GO GANON! GO GANON! GO-GO! GO GANON!

[IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/ynotme89543/Marshmellow.jpg[/IMG]
*slup noises*
Fox: YES!...oh, oh wait..I think I heard someone cuming!




Posted by Feverus

[IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/ynotme89543/StinkyKong.jpg[/IMG]
The day Zelda lost her contacts
[IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/ynotme89543/Gamesucks.jpg[/IMG]
Kirby always wondered what 2-d tasted like
[IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/ynotme89543/LuigibehindDK.jpg[/IMG]
Donkey Kongs new job as a drug mule
[IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/ynotme89543/Ganondorffall.jpg[/IMG]
Not wanting to wait any longer, Gannondorf plays DDR with Mario and Peach

[IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/ynotme89543/Marshmellow.jpg[/IMG]
Kirby and Starfox come out of the closet




Posted by FerreTrip

Oooh, these can be SO wrong...

1.

Zelda: *sniffs* AHHH!!! OH, ***, MY OLEFACTORY SENSORS!! AHHHHHHGG!!!
DK: So what's wrong with my feet? I thought you were that woman who sniffs feet to find out what's wrong with them!
Zelda: NO I'M NOT!!! GO AWAY!! MY SENSE OF SMELL IS RUINED!!

2.

G & W: Now, say "Ahhh"...
Kirby: Ahhhhh...
G & W: ...Wait, WHAT cavity?! You've got no tee-
Kirby: NOW!! *CHOMP*

3.

Luigi: Okay, this'll be what it'll be like when you're abducted...
DK: This hurts. A lot. And WHAT are you using as a probe?
Luigi: Why, this plastic dowel, of course!
DK: ...It had BETTER be...

4.

On today's episode: Mario finds out that he has to use his Ph. D. outside his white coat!
Ganondorf: LOOKIE!! I CAN *hic* WALK ON AIR!! *hic*
Mario: Okay, this isn't good...Peach, get the anti-drug while I try and restrain him...
Peach: But I don't know if there's an instant cure to drunkeness...
Mario: What about a 'shroom?
Peach: Works every time!!

5.

Fox: Coast is clear...Okay, here's the deal...I give you the goods, then you just hide it in that mouth of yours when going through the cop-infested area, okay? Let's make this quick...
Kirby: ...Okay, but I hope you realize that didn't sound right...

NO SEX INVOLVED WHAT SO EVAH!!! Beat THAT, you easy-way-outers!!




Posted by Drewboy64

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/StinkyKong.jpg[/IMG]
Zelda regrets becoming a masseus.

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Gamesucks.jpg[/IMG]
G&W: Looks like somebody likes head.

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/LuigibehindDK.jpg[/IMG]
You'd better get away from my stuff, luigi, or ah'll cutcha bad!

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Ganondorffall.jpg[/IMG]
I guess DK shared his drugs with the other smash brothers.

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Marshmellow.jpg[/IMG]
Fox: Wow, first game and watch and now me!




Posted by Tails

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/StinkyKong.jpg[/IMG]
Zelda: When Donkey Kong took my hand in marriage, I took his foot... his large foot... his large, ugly, stinky, hairy, no-petecure-will-ever-help foot... AND HE WANTS ME TO CLEAN IT WITH DIDDY KONG'S POO! WHY DID I EVER GET DRUNK IN VEGAS?!?!

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Gamesucks.jpg[/IMG]
Mr. Game & Watch: You suck.
Kirby: Blow me.

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/LuigibehindDK.jpg[/IMG]
Now, a quote from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"
Person: Did you get past security ok?
Donkey Kong (Ace Ventura): Why yes! The man with the rubber glove was surprisingly gental! :D

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Ganondorffall.jpg[/IMG]
Ah yes. This reminds me of my childhood when I used to watch the Roadrunner cartoons. Wille E. Cayote whould chase Roadrunner to the edge of a cliff, then Roadrunner would take one step the side and Wille E. Cayote would fall to his doom. Gannondorf is playing the part of Wille E. Cayote.

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Marshmellow.jpg[/IMG]
Kirby: Are you my mommy? I want some MILK!
Fox: DUDE! I'm a GUY! I don't give milk, especaily from there! STOP IT!!!




Posted by Arczu


Picture 4
Mario: "What-rya doing?!"
Ganondrawf: "Feeling the crick in my back... I can't move..."




Posted by D.J Cat

Well, time for some results.

Picture 1: Feverus
Picture 2: ynotme_89543
Picture 3: Feverus
Picture 4: Tails

None of them were really that great for pic 5, so I left it...

Anyway,
The current placings are:

Ferretrip: 1st (7)
Mystic Hero: 2nd (5)
Arczu: 3rd (3)
Tails 3rd (3)
SapphireRose: 4th (2)
Feverus: 4th (2)
bazariah: 5th (1)
ynotme_89543: 5th (1)

New pictures:



Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PikachuBigScreen.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Leaveyourhaton.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKGun.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/MewtwoBowser.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/BombBag.jpg[/IMG]


Good to see more people, having a go.
Keep at it! :cool:




Posted by FerreTrip

...HUH?! WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! You mean to tell me you aren't going to find the best of them? So what if we all sucked *** on that one!! Sorry to yell, seriously. But, well, I think that it's part of your duties as the judge to judge the best, even if it's the best of the worst. Please, try again and find the best ones of number five, unless they're all equally funny, in case just pick one at random. If you really can't pick, I'll ask everyone to post in their captions which #5 from last time they liked best. Personally, I think that because it didn't look right for any of them, they really all kinda lost a point or two with wrongness, if you know what I mean.
ANYWHO!! On with teh show!!

1.

AHHH!! UNIDENTIFIED FLYING SHOE!! UNIDENTIFIED PIKA BUTT!! UNIDENTIFIED FLYING PLUMBER!!! UNIDENTIFIED STUFF OVERLOAD!!!! AHHHHH!!!!

2.

Blue-hat Pikachu: I'll just take this...heh-heh-heeeehhhhh...
Red-hat Pikachu: NO!! Ash'll kill me if he finds out I stole AND lost his hat!!!
Blue-hat Pikachu: ExACTly...heh-heh-heeeehhhhhh...

3.

DK didn't realize that it's best to bring the gun to your open eye when firing.

4.

Mewtwo: Hmmm...I see the problem.
Bowser: What is it?
Mewtwo: Your head's on fire.
Bowser: AHHHH!!!! *flees VERY fast*
Mewtwo: ...I love playing around with dumbasses' heads ^_^

5.

Ness: See?? I can do that, too!!
Young Link: ...Ooooookey...*backs away verry slowly*

-.-;; Not my best, but hey, I'm on a tight scedule...




Posted by Cyphus

u know what last 5 picks i came up w/ some pretty **** funny stuff, if i do say so myself..but APPARENTLY never submitted them, when i could have sworn i did.

Oh well....Don't blame the commentors for not being funny. Sometimes its just a really boring pic. :(
Guess its too late now for my comments...maybe i'll try these..but nothing is coming to me yet...




Posted by D.J Cat

Due to the hack/crash/silly thing that happened I think I will leave this weeks pics open for another week.

EDIT: So whats going on? Is no one interested anymore, or do you lot just want some new pics up...?
Tell me what you want and I'll see what I can do.




Posted by Drewboy64

new pics




Posted by D.J Cat

New pics it is then.


Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/LargeNess.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Carsguide.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Link-PikaControversial.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/KirbyBlock.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKeyes.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Alastor

Minor note, guys. Edited the thread's title to include a warning. It was taking me a little while to load a page, so it's just a fair warning for people with generally slow connections.




Posted by Zeta

1. ?
2. ?
3. Looks like someone from Nintendo leaked a screenshot from Super Smash Bros. XXX
4. After Kirby's Dreamland 3 Chuchu's drug problem led her to think she was a Star Block. She is currently in therapy.
5. Before Donkey Kong Country, DK auditioned for that cruddy 'The Last Unicorn' movie.

Yeah, I haven't taken part in this for about a year, so they're bound to be sucky.




Posted by FerreTrip

Hey, what about the current stats? XD That's okay, everyone forgets. Or I'm just being clueless little ol' me again O_o;;

1.

DK: HOLY--!!
Ness: Hey, who put 'roids in my burritoe?! EEP!! EDGE!!

2.

Peach: This'll make ya whine, a-WINK!! ~_^

3.

EEEWW!!! RESPECT POLICY!! RESPECT POLICY!!

4.

Kirby: Blend in...then the big, scary, black thing won't eat you...

5.

DK: Well, now, what have we here?

That's all fro' now!




Posted by Drewboy64

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/LargeNess.jpg[/IMG]
DK drink's Ness's elephant-like pee.

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Carsguide.jpg[/IMG]
You poked my eye out!


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Link-PikaControversial.jpg[/IMG]
Link: Get behind the shield so my boyfriend won't see us making out!

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/KirbyBlock.jpg[/IMG]
Kirby Tetris!

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKeyes.jpg[/IMG]
Donkey Kong tries to pick his nose.




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

2. But Peach knew what was REALLY in the cookie batter
3. New revelations about Link and his "pet" are discovered in a drunken game of truth or dare
4. Kirby thought he was safely hidden until Game and Watch ripped a 3 octave fart right next to him, giggling the entire time.
5. Voltron was tired of DK talking smack, "FORM BLAZING SWORD!"




Posted by The Punisher

[IMG]http://www.eurogamer.net/assets/converted/pics/screenshots/supersmash/a_med_oct01b.jpg[/IMG]
They Got me Lucky Charms!

Sorry I had to put this, even though it doesnt go with the competition lol, its just realy funny.

Edit:Misspelled words




Posted by Tails

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/LargeNess.jpg[/IMG]
Ness: Hey! There's a squirrel down there!
DK: Ah, Ness? Neeeeess? The log? There's a log...
Ness: Quite! You'll scare the squirrel away! Now, come here mister widdle squirrel...
DK: I'm outa here!
*the log falls off the water fall and you here a "crunch" sound and the laughing of a squirrel. Yeah, I know, This one's pretty random.)

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Carsguide.jpg[/IMG]
Never, EVER play baseball with Peach as the pitcher! When her team is losing, she gets really pi$$ed off and starts to play dirty... So far, she has killed 23 people this way...

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Link-PikaControversial.jpg[/IMG]
You may not know it, but at this very moment, Pikachu is tearing Link's eyes from is sockets in a very bloody manner... (MWHEHEHE!!! DEATH!)

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/KirbyBlock.jpg[/IMG]
My lord... talk about gay... (I actually have nothing to say! OH NO!!)

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKeyes.jpg[/IMG]
As DK stares wonderfully at the pretty butterfly on his nose, he has no idea that it's really the radioactive butterfly of doom and that it has choosen DK as it's host body...

Note: Have you tried to get a picture of Adult Link when he throws a boomerang? That looks really funny...




Posted by D.J Cat


Quoting Tails: Have you tried to get a picture of Adult Link when he throws a boomerang? That looks really funny...


I'll try to remember that one.

And sorry everyone for being a week or so late updating, but I was rather sick over the last 2 weeks.
Anyway on with it.

Picture 1: FerreTrip
Picture 2: Bj Blaskowitz
Picture 3: Tails
Picture 4: Bj Blaskowitz
Picture 5: Zeta


Current Standings:

Ferretrip: 1st (8)
Mystic Hero: 2nd (5)
Tails: 3rd (4)

Arczu: 4th (3)
SapphireRose: 5th (2)
Feverus: 5th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 5th (2)
bazariah: 6th (1)
ynotme_89543: 6th (1)
Zeta: 6th (1)




Heres the new ones.

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Toadmissile.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Kirbyshootgame.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PikachuGun.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PikachuAnnoying.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKeatZelda.jpg[/IMG]



Posted by Drewboy64

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Toadmissile.jpg[/IMG]
Toad: I didn't eat the cookies, I swear!

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Kirbyshootgame.jpg[/IMG]
Kirby, after fighting with his Wife Mr. Game and Watch, snaps.

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PikachuGun.jpg[/IMG]
Playboy's Pokemon issue: Rats with Guns.

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PikachuAnnoying.jpg[/IMG]
Dr. Roy, Protologist.

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKeatZelda.jpg[/IMG]
DK likes head.




Posted by Zeta

1. And his last thought was "Crap, they've got a rocket lau-"
2. "Ooooh, you have a gun! I'm telling Jack Thompson on you!"
3. Pikachu's dressed up as a Playboy assasin this Halloween.
4. Roy has a mouse fetish.
5. "OMG, Shampoo flavored!"




Posted by Tails

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Toadmissile.jpg[/IMG]
Ha! And YOU thought YOUR job sucked!

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Kirbyshootgame.jpg[/IMG]
*before picture was taken*
Kirby: This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me.
Mr. G&W: My life is flashing before my eyes... wait. I don't have eyes!
*after the picture was taken*
Kirby: AHHH!! DEAR LORDENESS!!! IT BACK FIRED!!! MY FACE!! AHHHHH!!!

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PikachuGun.jpg[/IMG]
Coming 20XX: Pokemon in your Mom. Rated "M" for mature.

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PikachuAnnoying.jpg[/IMG]
Pikachu may not know it, but Roy is going to take full advantage of the situation at hand...

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKeatZelda.jpg[/IMG]
(Please exusse my language)
As DK sucks "head", he gets an even bigger "head" in the "barrel"




Posted by FerreTrip

I wasn't first to post?! XD Oh, well. These look GOOD!!!

1.

Toad(like Mr. Bill): OH, NOOOO!!!


2.

G&W: AHH!! Slow-moving sparkles!!
Kirby: Crap, wrong gun...


3.

Pikachu: Ok, now, you aim up at Kraid like so...What? The bunny ears are a fashion statement!!


4.

Roy: GO PIKACHU! GO PIKACHU!!
Pikachu: It's hammer time!!
Kids, this is what happens when you give pokémon green bowler hats; they try and break-dance.


5.

DK: Mmmmmm...Zelda doll...
Zelda(muffled): WHY, GOD, WHY MUST I BE PARALYZED?! **** RIGGED BEER KEG!!

Hey, that last one's all I could think of ^_^;;




Posted by Tails


Quoting FerreTrip: Toad(like that clay thing): OH, NOOOO!!!


You mean Mr. Bill! I LOVE Mr. Bill!

[IMG]http://re2.mm-b1.yimg.com/image/695875854[/IMG]



Posted by Barrysun

[Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Toadmissile.jpg[/IMG]
Peach: toad, would you be a darling and block that missle for me?
Toad: no! please don't! I have a family with a wife and 4 kids... if I get killed, they'll never see their daddy again...

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Kirbyshootgame.jpg[/IMG]
kirby: this blaster will put an end to this fight!
G&W: not if I steal that gun first!

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PikachuGun.jpg[/IMG]
Wanted: Pikachu the mouse-rabbit. he's armed and dangerous!

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PikachuAnnoying.jpg[/IMG]

Roy though he has Pikachu beat, but he isn't aware of his clever skills at fighting.

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKeatZelda.jpg[/IMG]

Zelda: Link! a big ugly monkey is trying to eat me!
DK: mmmmmm... Brains.... yummy!




Posted by Cola308


G&W: ****!
Tree: OMG! CURSING!
-------
BTW how is ferret #1 when his are the worst?




Posted by FerreTrip


Quoting Tails: You mean Mr. Bill! I LOVE Mr. Bill!

[IMG]http://re2.mm-b1.yimg.com/image/695875854[/IMG]



THANK you!! I was blanking on his name. I'll edit my thing now with that name. THANKS!! I love him too!!
*To the guy above me* Props to your caption, my vote goes for that, and I think the reason I'm in first is because I've been with this longest...I have to admit, some of mine SUCK, but it's just that I can't really find anything hilarious in it at that moment. And I'm sorry, but I'm only 14; it's not like I'm a master at comedy; I'm learning. I'll take your comment as constructive critisizm.



Posted by Screenname

Its aight I just go to a site where they caption 2 times a week so its more refined. Good luck (thumbsup.gif)




Posted by D.J Cat

Picture 1: Drewboy64
Picture 2: Cola308
Picture 3: Barrysun
Picture 4: FerreTrip
Picture 5: Zeta

The current standings are:

Ferretrip: 1st (9)
Mystic Hero: 2nd (5)
Tails: 3rd (4)

Arczu: 4th (3)
SapphireRose: 5th (2)
Feverus: 5th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 5th (2)
Zeta: 5th (2)

bazariah: 6th (1)
ynotme_89543: 6th (1)
Drewboy64: 6th (1)
Cola308: 6th (1)
Barrysun: 6th (1)


Now a few weeks back when that crash/hack/whatever the Donkey Kong it was happened, only 1 person was able to caption a set of pictures.
So I guess it makes sense to use them again now.
Ferretrip you can either post yours again, or use new ones instead if you wish.
Here they are

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PikachuBigScreen.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Leaveyourhaton.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKGun.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/MewtwoBowser.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/BombBag.jpg[/IMG]

If anyone knows about using a camera by plugging it directly into the tv to take the pics, then tell me more. I spent an hour trying this morning, but could not do it. It would only let me view photos that had already been taken, the picture still went through like normal. Maybe it just isn't possible with the camera we have, I don't know.




Posted by Screenname

I'm Cola 308 BTW. I'll do some pics later in the day if I remememememember




Posted by Zeta

1. The Pikachu Voyeur website.

2. Pikachu#1: Crap, I forgot to bring a condom
Pikachu#2: S'alright, baby, we can just use your hat.

3. Remember kids, in the spy world the smaller something is, the better.

4. Mewtwo: Quit looking at my crotch, @#$%! *Headbutts Bowser*

5. When psychics are constipated they become a walking bomb, and I'm not talking literally.




Posted by Screenname

Yeah I'll try again today.




Posted by Drewboy64

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Leaveyourhaton.jpg[/IMG]
Makes me horny.




Posted by D.J Cat


Quoting Screenname: I'm Cola 308 BTW. I'll do some pics later in the day if I remememememember



Which name would you like displayed in the results?



Posted by FerreTrip

Hmmm...I wonder if the ones I make up will be funnier than last one for this set...>_<;; Gah, why do I try? People just give me bad rep cuz only one of mine actually make it...only one or two were actually good to some...Well, this is fun to me, so I'll do it anyway!! TAKE THAT, JERKS!! XD

1.

Pok




Posted by D.J Cat

Bloody Flip, I posted this a few hours ago and it didn't work, guess I've gotta do it again.

These be the results.

Picture 1: FerreTrip
Picture 2: FerreTrip
Picture 3: FerreTrip
Picture 4: Zeta
Picture 5: FerreTrip

And this is the current standings....


Ferretrip: 1st (13)
Mystic Hero: 2nd (5)
Tails: 3rd (4)

Arczu: 4th (3)
Zeta: 4th (3)
SapphireRose: 5th (2)
Feverus: 5th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 5th (2)


bazariah: 6th (1)
ynotme_89543: 6th (1)
Drewboy64: 6th (1)
Cola308: 6th (1)
Barrysun: 6th (1)


New pics:


Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SamusPikachuLuigiweird.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Stupidposes.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/GolfPichu.jpg[/IMG]

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Yoshishapely.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKAwesome.jpg[/IMG]

Go! :jesse:




Posted by Non-ExistentOne

3) As Peach was about to take her final swing, to complete her perfect game, Pichu broke into song. Thus, he was not ready to be impaled by the golf club.

4) Yoshi: Hey Terrance. Is the egg out yet?
Terrance: Let me check!
(Big SouthPark refrence)

5) Narrator: It's bacon!
DK: No, it really isn't!




Posted by Drewboy64

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SamusPikachuLuigiweird.jpg[/IMG]
Luigi: HURRGGG... Must... Hide... Erection...

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Stupidposes.jpg[/IMG]
OMG LOOK BEHIND YOU!
What?
Hehe, b*tch.

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/GolfPichu.jpg[/IMG]
At the golf game, Peach snaps as Pichu continues to sing.

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Yoshishapely.jpg[/IMG]
WHOA! That pikachu on samus stuff is HOT!

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKAwesome.jpg[/IMG]
Kingkong and Godzilla fight for the hottie in the dress.




Posted by Zeta

1. *Luigi watches as Pikachu tries to 'boof' Samus*
Samus' Suit: WARNING! WARNING! UNKNOWN LIFEFORM DETECTED ON SUIT. LIFEFORM SCANS INDICATE IT IS IN A STATE OF HEAT. ACTIVATING ANTI-RAPE PROGRAM.
*The jets-things on Samus' back go off, incinerating Pikachu*
Luigi: OMFG! \(OO)/
Samus' Suit: LIFE FORM TERMINATED. DEACTIVATING ANTI-RAPE PROGRAM.

2. Swordsman Aerobics.

3. Oddly enough, Peach actually got a hole-in-one using Pichu. How he fit into the hole, however, is a mystery yet to be solved.

4. To the right of the picture Mario, Kirby, and Link are suffering because of Yoshi's choice to eat a bean burrito for lunch.

5. Mama DK always told DK not to antagonize the Klaptraps, and that he'd get his arm bitten off by a Klaptrap if he continued pestering them. She was half right.




Posted by Rush_TomSawyer

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/FalconYoshihorse.jpg[/IMG]
Yoshi: *thinks to himself* (lets see mario try and ride me today, i oiled my saddle to hell and back. hehehehehe)
Cpt. Falcon: Hi yoshi.... waaaaaaaah
Yoshi: while your up grab me some more of that Crisco over there
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SillyYoshi.jpg[/IMG]
Yoshi: Aaah what a relaxing nap
Samus: *thinks to herself* (No one replaces my armor with eggshells while i sleep.) (why do you think she is a bounty hunter)
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/GeorgeWashington.jpg[/IMG]
Gannondorf: wow Pikachu you were right, Super Scopes do make good ligtning rods
Pikachu: call it a gift
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Peachfryingpan.jpg[/IMG]
Peach: hold on we'll have that grapefruit out of your throat in no time
Falco: "muffled gagging noises"






[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DKhungry.jpg[/IMG]
Dr.Mario: Wow DK i had no idea you were an amature chiropractic
DK: Now you may feel a slight increase of pressure...
"Sound of snapping bone"
DK: you ok mario?




Posted by Drewboy64

Uh, those were from a while ago.




Posted by D.J Cat

Well, its that time of 2 weeks again.

Here is the results.

Picture 1: Zeta
Picture 2: Drewboy64
Picture 3: Non-ExistentOne
Picture 4: Drewboy64
Picture 5: Non-ExistentOne

So, these are the current results.

Ferretrip: 1st (13)
Mystic Hero: 2nd (5)
Tails: 3rd (4)
Zeta: 3rd (4)

Arczu: 4th (3)
Drewboy64: 4th (3)
SapphireRose: 5th (2)
Feverus: 5th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 5th (2)
Non-ExistentOne 5th (2)

bazariah: 6th (1)
ynotme_89543: 6th (1)
Cola308: 6th (1)
Barrysun: 6th (1)


New pictures time. Huzzah!


Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Pikachuhungry.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Falcomisplacedsword.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Idontknow.jpg[/IMG]

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Dancefool.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Airguitar.jpg[/IMG]

Get into them. :cool:




Posted by Zeta

1. Pikachu: I can't swallow that!
Dr.Mario: Good news, it's a suppository!

I'll do the rest later.




Posted by Barrysun

[Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Pikachuhungry.jpg[/IMG]
Pikachu: hhmmmm... I wonder if there is any food in this Capsule..


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Falcomisplacedsword.jpg[/IMG]
Link: alright Falco, drop and give me 50! 1..2..3
Falco: gee, why do I have to do the pushups!?

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Idontknow.jpg[/IMG]

DK, Luigi, and Zelda watches as Pikachu evolves into a Richu.

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Dancefool.jpg[/IMG]
Young Link's failed attempted at assassinating Peach cause she has her own body guard

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Airguitar.jpg[/IMG]
Ness: hay fox, why do you have that Parasol!? it's a girl's thing!
Fox: well, I was hoping to find out who's Parasol this belonged to...




Posted by Non-ExistentOne

1) Hiroshima. Pokemon style.

2) Thanksgiving was merely a hop, skip, and sword slash away for Link this year.

3) The thought on everyone's mind: Who let DK eat Mexican again?

4) The last ritual to become a Jedi, as performed by Young Link: The Dance of the Huttese Fairy.

5) Although it was not yet raining, Fox was prepared. Ness however, begged to differ.




Posted by Drewboy64

haha, Good futurama quote Zeta
Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Pikachuhungry.jpg[/IMG]
Drugs! Drugs!...
Five minutes later, Pikachu crashed into a building.

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Falcomisplacedsword.jpg[/IMG]
Falco: Look I know it's thanksgiving, but do you have to stuff m-- HOLY HELL what are you putting in there?
Link: Shut up, whore!

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Idontknow.jpg[/IMG]
Mario: That was-a one spicey meat-a-ball!
Peach and DK: No! Don't fart! Not right in our faces!

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Dancefool.jpg[/IMG]
Link's been trying to hit on older women again.

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Airguitar.jpg[/IMG]
Ness: Fox, did you take my marijuana?
Fox: Holy crap there's all these Androsses falling from the sky!
Ness: Yup, I guess you did...

aigj;asdf




Posted by Phoenix Spell

(Picture 5)

Fox: 'Psst!' "Hey Ness! Is it true that if you use PK Thunder, you can see up Peaches Dress?"

Ness: You know it!




Posted by D.J Cat

Yeah its a bit early and I am in a hurry but here we go.

Picture 1: Drewboy64
Picture 2: Non-ExistentOne
Picture 3: Drewboy64
Picture 4: Barrysun
Picture 5: Phoenix Spell ( good one :) )

This next one will run for 3 weeks cause I will most probably be away and stuff. yeah. Oh anyway here are the current results...

Ferretrip: 1st (13)
Mystic Hero: 2nd (5)
Drewboy64: 2nd (5)

Tails: 3rd (4)
Zeta: 3rd (4)
Arczu: 4th (3)
Non-ExistentOne: 4th (3)
SapphireRose: 5th (2)
Feverus: 5th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 5th (2)
Barrysun: 5th (2)

bazariah: 6th (1)
ynotme_89543: 6th (1)
Cola308: 6th (1)
Phoenix Spell: (1)

Here is the pics:


Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/ZeldaFalcoYoshi.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SamisLinkRoyweird.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/MarioM.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/MewtwoandshockedFalcon.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/BowserLuigi2.jpg[/IMG]

Lets see heaps of poeple get into it.

Have a good christmas and all that and the contest will go on next year.
Later.. :cool:




Posted by Zeta

I forgot to do the other captions last round... -.-;

1. Falco: Wow, he can bend that much? Now THAT'S flexibility...
Yoshi: ...
Zelda: ...! Get your tongue out of there!

2. Roy: Blade Team assemble!
Y.Link: What the... Where's Marth?
Samus: Would you believe I'm Marth?
Roy: No... And for the last time you can't join the Blade Team!
Samus: ;_;

3. Dr. Mario sez "Obesity is good for your health!"

4. Mewtwo: Tell me where the antidote is!
C.Falcon: I'll never tell you! I'll remain loyal to the syndicate, no matter what!
Mewtwo: Very well, then...
*Chucks C.Falcon off waterfall*
C.Falcon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

5. Fun Fact: If you strangle someone when they're trying to burp, it'll come out the other end.




Posted by Drewboy64

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/ZeldaFalcoYoshi.jpg[/IMG]
Yoshi: Ooh yeah! That feels good!
Zelda: Wow he's flexible.
Falco: That's what the yoga was for...

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SamisLinkRoyweird.jpg[/IMG]
Roy: Link, you try to cut her suit open so I can see her breasts.
Link: I don't see anything WTF!

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/MarioM.jpg[/IMG]
Too much beer make mario fat.

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/MewtwoandshockedFalcon.jpg[/IMG]
Captain Falcon finds his new sense of sexuality.

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/BowserLuigi2.jpg[/IMG]
Bowser: TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!!! I won't hurt you, I won't hurt you...
Luigi: Mama mia!




Posted by Barrysun

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/ZeldaFalcoYoshi.jpg[/IMG]
Falco: welcome to Zelda and Falco's Pharmacy shop, how can I help you?
Yoshi: *in pain* owww... I think there's a needle on my butt!
Falco: let me see.... here it is, how did it ended up there?
Yoshi: I beleved I've... sat on one of Zelda's pellows and it had an needle on it.
Picture 2:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/SamisLinkRoyweird.jpg[/IMG]
Roy's fail attemted at assassinating Samus when Young Link stopped him just in time.

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/MarioM.jpg[/IMG]
Just how much super fat doughnuts did Mario eat?

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/MewtwoandshockedFalcon.jpg[/IMG]
> it seems Captin Falcon has founded a new bounty, Mewtwo!

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/BowserLuigi2.jpg[/IMG]
Bowser: alright, weakling, give me all of your lauch money!
Luigi: *cries* please, don't take my money again! that's the 10th time you asked me for money!




Posted by D.J Cat

Time for some results again.

Picture 1: Zeta
Picture 2: Zeta
Picture 3: Zeta
Picture 4: Drewboy64
Picture 5: Zeta

These would be the results:
Ferretrip: 1st (13)
Zeta: 2nd (8)
Drewboy64: 3rd (6)

Mystic Hero: 4th (5)
Tails: 5th (4)
Arczu: 6th (3)
Non-ExistentOne: 6th (3)
SapphireRose: 7th (2)
Feverus: 7th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 7th (2)
Barrysun: 7th (2)

bazariah: 8th (1)
ynotme_89543: 8th (1)
Cola308: 8th (1)
Phoenix Spell: 8th (1)

Time for some new pics...

Picture 1:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PeachSamus.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Crappinpills.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Sillywalks.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/LargeTrout.jpg[/IMG]


Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DrunkPeach.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Barrysun

[Picture 1:]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/PeachSamus.jpg[/IMG]
??? for the moment

Picture 2:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Crappinpills.jpg[/IMG]
it seems Yoshi can lay more then eggs now...

Picture 3:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Sillywalks.jpg[/IMG]
Fox: hay Ness, can you keep a secret for me?
Ness: sure, what is it?
Fox: I think I saw Peach kissing with Pikachu!
Ness: What!?

Picture 4:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/LargeTrout.jpg[/IMG]
> oh no! it seems Peach is really upset with Pichu after she caught him eatting one of her specal cakes!
Peach: Alright young man! this is your punishment for stealing my wedding cake!
pichu: I said I was sorry.. I was sooo hungry!

Picture 5:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/DrunkPeach.jpg[/IMG]
Peach: *heck* that was a GREAT party! *Heck* more wine please!!!
Link: I wonder why people likes to get drunk in these new years parties...
samus: maybe is't because she's an adult and you are a child who doesn't understand adults..




Posted by Zeta

1. Samus: Haha! I've finally found the legendary Narpas Sword! Now I'm invinc- Woah, ****, she's got the Master Turnip! Back off!

2. He stole Zelda's sex toy. >_>;

3. The SSBM cast performs various bedtime stories, like Jack & the Beanstalk.

4. Peach: What the heck is this red explosion?!
Pichu: I think we've walked into a comic book!

5. *Peach steps on a vent, like Marilyn Monrow or whoever. Dress and hair go up*
Y.Link: O_O Mommy, she's not wearing any underwear!
Samus: Ugh... You need to shave down there. *Turns away in disgust*




Posted by Non-ExistentOne

1) Samus: This'll teach you for stealing OTHER people's lunches!

2) Anyone wonder where Mario had to insert his quarter to get THAT prize?

3) Coming soon to a store near you: Super Smash Bros. Dance Party

5) Samus: Do what you have to do, Link.
Link: I'm sorry Peach. *shoves off the side of level*
Peach: But I didn't know Epona was your horse!




Posted by D.J Cat

Heres the results you ordered.

Picture 1: Non-ExistentOne
Picture 2: Barrysun
Picture 3: Zeta
Picture 4: Zeta
Picture 5: Barrysun

The current standings are...

Ferretrip: 1st (13)
Zeta: 2nd (10)
Drewboy64: 3rd (6)

Mystic Hero: 4th (5)
Tails: 5th (4)
Non-ExistentOne: 5th (4)
Barrysun: 5th (4)
Arczu: 6th (3)
SapphireRose: 7th (2)
Feverus: 7th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 7th (2)


bazariah: 8th (1)
ynotme_89543: 8th (1)
Cola308: 8th (1)
Phoenix Spell: 8th (1)

I can't put any new pics up just yet, my camera is buggered. We may well have new pics soon though thanks to the unexpected and good return of a one mr. koopa... ;)




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Yeah, sorry about that, everyone. I guess I just forgot about this thread for a while.:p: But anyway, here are the next pics.

1.


2.


3.


4.


5.


Ok....GO!




Posted by GlobalWarming

How the HECK do ucopy those images?!?




Posted by Non-ExistentOne

1) People asked, "What on earth could stop King Kong in real life?" Nintendo gave them there answer.

2) Mario could be later quoted as saying, "J-Lo has some competition."

3) Little did Kirby realize, the elevator Mario led him to was meant for a much diffrent purpose.

4) Nintendo's new alarm clock demonstrated by Ness.

5) It wasn't enough to take away basketball and baseball...now the Nintendo team has moved on to taking over...Dance Dance Revolution...




Posted by Barrysun

1.

Peach: Help! it's King Kong Koopa!
King Kong Koopa: I smell fear....
2.

Peach: buzz off, little man! I'm going out with Link to dinner.
Mario: does this mean our relationship is over?
Peach: yep.
3.

Kirby the bullet warror has come to blow up Bin Laden's hidout!
4.

Ness has created his very own "Mr.Game and watch" alarm clock.
5.

This is Mario's dance party where you get to be a green yoshi and dance in midair!




Posted by Zeta

OMFG! Lemmy's back! :)

1. Super Japan Bros. Melee! Featuring Godzilla, Gigantor, Astro Boy, Sailor Moon, etc.

2. ...Peach gave birth to Mario...@_@

3. Suicide bombers, Nintendo style.

4. Despite the whole psychic thing, Ness isn't too good of a student.
Mr.G&W: Class is starting! WAKE UP, **** IT!

5. After being jumped on by Yoshi, Mario finally understood the pain he put millions of Goombas through. Now, at night, he dons a costume and becomes GOOMBAMAN, DEFENDER OF GOOMBAS!




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Alright, fixed the second image. Sorry about that.




Posted by Sean the Wicked

Just posting in to let you know I have switched screennames. I was formerly Non-ExistentOne, so if you would, please change such to Sean the Wicked on the upcoming post of winners (even if I don't win I still have points from before anyway).




Posted by Nintendo Girl

1. Bowser: Ah I knew auditioningfor King Kong would take me to boring and average stuff.

2. Peach: Like my arse implant? (there isn't such a thing... I think)
Mario: No... I don't think so... a a bit too big
Peach: First you say it's too small. Now you say it's too big! Which one do
you want?

3. Kirby: Not quite a warpstar but good enough... dude, where's my warpstar?

4. Mr Game & Watch: beeepbeepbeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (Translation: Now how should I go waking him up? Wack him with the bell or use the bell... The wacking took over... here goes!

5. Mario: Yoshi's falling and he's in my team! I have to save him!
Yoshi: Thank yoshiness I got an good jump! ...Mario? What are you doing?
Mario: You stepped on me!!!! O_o Oh-oh...
And Mario was never to seen in the next 7 seconds of falling




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Ok, update!

Picture 1: Zeta
Picture 2: Barrysun
Picture 3: Barrysun
Picture 4: Nintendo Girl
Picture 5: Sean the Wicked

Ferretrip: 1st (13)
Zeta: 2nd (11)
Drewboy64: 3rd (6)
Barrysun: 3rd (6)
Mystic Hero: 4th (5)
Tails: 5th (4)
Sean the Wicked: 5th (5)
Arczu: 6th (3)
SapphireRose: 7th (2)
Feverus: 7th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 7th (2)


bazariah: 8th (1)
ynotme_89543: 8th (1)
Cola308: 8th (1)
Phoenix Spell: 8th (1)
Nintendo Girl: 8th (1)


And here's the next pics...

1.


2.


3.


4.


5.



GO!




Posted by Red

Hey haven't been to this site in awhile ( I use to be Veeman and use to play this game alot ) and I'm not sure about joinin in if I'm aloud but If I'm not oh well, anyway here are my captions
1.


Falco-and here comes Zelda posing for the new Cindiquil mask.
2.


Iceclimbers-looks like Links's getting sick of the Ice,Fire,and Light arows and decided to try something new
3.


G&W-AWOOGA, Peach-perve
4.


Link-now there's something you don't see everyday
Luigi-screw Navi let ME be your fairy.
5.


Bowser-HOLY CRAP look what Iv'e done
Yoshi-... ... ...


sorry this might be crappy I'm a little rusty, also sorry I couldn't put the pictures, this is my first post and I need 10 before I can do so.




Posted by Zeta

1. Zelda: Feather-head? Get with the times! Flaming hair is, like, so totally in these days!

2. Link demonstrates how the Pokearrow will make it easier to catch a Pokemon. Unfortunately, when you let the Pokemon out of the ball, they'll have an arrow lodged in their chest.

3. More Peach-style Marilyn Monroe.

4. Luigi: No, wait! This isn't milk! Its semen! Don't drink it!

5. Bowser has been playing too much MegaMan X7
Bowser: BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN...
FlameHyenard: Wow, that really IS annoying. Now I feel bad for what I put X, Axl, and Zero through...




Posted by Sean the Wicked

1. None yet.

2. Link demonstrates the newest uber haxx0r to capture Mewtwo. The Pokearrow.

3. Marilyn Manroe's got nothing on Peach.

4. After the success of Kingdom Hearts, Nintendo decided to mix and match a few of their characters with an Alice In Wonderland twist...

5. That was the last time Yoshi ever suggested that Bowser was weaker than Mario.




Posted by Barrysun

1.

> Falco meets Princess Ciniquil-head!

2.

Now avalibile: Poke'arrows! just load them onto your bow and shoot to revile the pokemon inside of it. no need for throwing, just shoot it!

3.

Mr. Game and watch: *whisles at Peach's lovely dress*
Peach: oh great, another whisler, everyday, there's some kind of wolf wanting to marry me!
4.

Young Link: Luigi! what are you doing in my milk bottle?
Luigi: I was going to the bathroom in here.
Young Link: WHAT!? you ruined my milk! I was planing to have cookies and milk until you peed in it! *Throws the bad milk out and went to the ranch to get fresh Milk*
5.


Bowser: how should I cook this yoshi? raw, rare, or well done...
Yoshi: Help! I'm getting fried up here!!!!




Posted by Drewboy64

1.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke

2.

Mewtwo: AHHH! YOU'VE SHOT AN ARROW RIGHT THROUGH MY BALLS! MY PRECIOUS POKEBALLS!!

3.

Game and Watch ejaculates from his mouth!

4.

Link: Wow, that was a big load... Good thing I caught it in this bottle!
Luigi: This-a milk is delicious!

5.

Bowser: Ahh!
Yoshi: I told you it was a bad idea to order those spicy bean burritos!



asdfasd




Posted by Colonel

1: Peach: Crud i knew i souldn't have gone with that head transplant

3:Mr.Game & Watch- What you packin' tuts

4: Luigi- Oh so thats ow you get milk from a cow.

5: Yoshi-Geez get some breath mints Bowser.




Posted by Colonel

1: Zelda: Crud i knew i souldn't have gone with that head transplant

3:Mr.Game & Watch- What you packin' tuts

4: Luigi- Oh so thats how you get milk from a cow.

5: Bowser-HOLY MAN WHERES AIR FRESHINER WHEN YOU NEED IT.




Posted by FerreTrip

Still first?! WTF?! XD;; Come on, guys, I've been gone ages! You're all BETTER than me, so PROVE IT!! >_<;; XD;;

1.

Falco: Now THAT'S one WEIRD ALIEN!! Nice tits, and yet...a weird-*** head...Crap, gonna just shoot it. Best thing to do.
Peach: NO!! IT'S JUST POLYGON INTERSECTION!! NOOO!!!

2.

Mewtwo: WTF?!
Link: THIS'LL make you stay in a simple Pokéball, you *******!!
Ice Climbers: Uh...We got a Master Ball...
Mewtwo: They're all out to get me...>_<;;

3.

Behind the scenes of SSBM's version of "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" or whatever that Marylin Monroe movie was.

4.

Young Link: Ugh, the things you find in milk...
Luigi: *squeaky voice* I'm freeee!!

5.

Bowser: Mmmmmm...Yoshi flambé...
Yoshi: TOASTY!! TOO TOASTY!!


...yeah, I'm a lil' rusty...




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Ok, update time!

Picture 1: FerreTrip
Picture 2: Zeta
Picture 3: Barrysun
Picture 4: Sean the wicked
Picture 5: Zeta

Ferretrip: 1st (14)
Zeta: 2nd (13)
Barrysun: 3rd (7)
Drewboy64: 3rd (6)
Sean the wicked: 3rd (6)
Mystic Hero: 4th (5)
Tails: 5th (4)
Arczu: 6th (3)
SapphireRose: 7th (2)
Feverus: 7th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 7th (2)


bazariah: 8th (1)
ynotme_89543: 8th (1)
Cola308: 8th (1)
Phoenix Spell: 8th (1)
Nintendo Girl: 8th (1)

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Posted by Zeta

1. Scotland had Kirby and Charizard create the Volcanodance to rival Ireland's Riverdance. Unfortunately, during their first show the audience died in a fire.

2. Dr.Mario: Time for your suppository.
Bowser: ****! *Attempt to escape via Warp Pipe*

3. Walnuts? Eh. Peanuts? Good when salted. Marth nuts? YUM-YUM!

4. Bowser: ...I knew I shouldn't have eaten those expired sardines. >_<

5. Pichu has been added to Rock, Paper, Scissors.




Posted by Sean the Wicked

1. Flamers.

2. Mario suggests...the pill.

3. See, that sign in the background? Well, let's just say it has 'nothing' to do with Yoshi's tongue on Marth's crotch.

4. Now if there was only a skyscraper around here...

5. I think we all feel like smashing a Pichu once in awhile.




Posted by GameMiestro

5. Michael Jackson's next victim.




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Fixed images 2, 3, and 4, as they didn't appear to be displaying properly.




Posted by Red



MY Fires Better then yours Charizard :P




Dr.Mari: come on I know you want it.
Bowser: ah come on Im trying to be straight edge, your ruining it for me



Marth:quick I must use my "NO COLLISION DETECTION FEET" to slide through the floor before Yoshi the perve gets me.
Yoshi: you aint gettin a'way this easy, you left your crotch unpretected by the way.



Bowser: well this is very parcilluar, until now I did not realize how ginormusly huge your nose was.


Peachu: it appears as though Im being drawn toward this dark hole where a fist awaits my arrival inside. let's get a closer look.




Posted by Nintendo Girl

Gee... I forgot I entered this!

1. Kirby: See! Get what I mean by "no matter how much you try you'll never look as retarded as the real Bowser?"
Charizard: Roar Roar ROar RoAr "Wait- this wasn't a samus one?"
Kirby: O_o - wait till she hears that!

2. Bowser: Doc- hangover again.
Dr. Mario: Though my new hangover pills may be a success, I've only got a few of them left.
Bowser: Poor Link!

3. Yoshi: Worse than peach... but better than Mario! Hey is that a Gummi bear that's stuck on there?
Marth: I-I uh... get hungry...

4. Bowser: Haha- now see who needs to go to weight watchers!
Mario: 1- You cheated 2- Shut it.
Bowser: So it IS obvious... oh well... at least Peach will fall for it!

5. Master hand: Come Pichu... join the dark force...
Pichu: Tempting... but why it the ring blue then?
Master Hand: Don't rain on my parade! I am your father!
Pichu: WOAH! I heard this from somewhere...

Yeah, yeah. Thery're not funny...




Posted by Tails

HA-HA!!! I bet many of you thought I was gone for good, eh? Well, you guessed WRONG! Now I get to grace you with my presence again, along with my quirky sense of humor! Alrighty then! Let's go!

1.

This is only Nintendo's version of eating bad Mexican food. Instead of having horrible gas cramps and... umm... "fudge" problems, they just say that they spew fire.
2.

What is this? A Looney Tunes cartoon or something? It's obvious that Dr. Mario is going to drop that pill (Which is actually a grenade) into the pipe Bowser is looking in and then...

KAAA-BOOOOOM!!!
3.

You know, when Marth said for Yoshi to, and I quote, (edited out for safety of young children), he didn't think Yoshi would take it litterally...
4.

The only way Mario could relive all the dried green boogers in his nose was to send a tiny spiked green turtle to drill his way through. Unfortuantly, Mario forgot the part on how the turtle would keep on going and drill through his brain...
5.

Heh! What'd ya know? Pokemon really does stand for "Pocket Monsters"! THAT PICHU IS SMALL!!! ...Either that or that's a huge hand...




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Update time!

Picture 1: Tails
Picture 2: Tails
Picture 3: Sean the Wicked
Picture 4: Nintendo Girl
Picture 5: Zeta

Ferretrip: 1st (14)
Zeta: 1st (14)
Barrysun: 3rd (7)
Sean the wicked: 3rd (7)
Drewboy64: 3rd (6)
Tails: 3rd (6)
Mystic Hero: 4th (5)
Arczu: 6th (3)
Nintendo Girl: 7th (2)
SapphireRose: 7th (2)
Feverus: 7th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 7th (2)

bazariah: 8th (1)
ynotme_89543: 8th (1)
Cola308: 8th (1)
Phoenix Spell: 8th (1)


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Posted by Red

1.

Peach: it's sucking me in
Hand:come on, imagaine the babies we'd make
2.

Bowser: whats this emerging from my genitals
Kirby: ****, knew I should have taken a left on Albuquerque
3.

DK: oh real classic.
4.

as Dk trys to bring the crate to where its supose to go it sudeenly bursts open from the top containing food items and a wild bowser, Bowsers going to attack DK, DOCTOR MARIO WILL SAVE THE DAY, with his tranquilizer pills
5.

Pichu: yeah tailgate party, except on the wing of a flying ship.
Jigglypuff: wooot Party
Pikachu: I TOLD YOU NOT TO INVITE HIM/HER IM GUNNA KILL YOU!




Posted by Zeta

[quote]Ferretrip: 1st (14)
Zeta: 1st (14)
OH SNAP!

1. The third of the Smash Bros. hand bosses: Suprisesecks Hand.

2. I've heard of a handjob, but... a footjob?

3. The moral of the story: It isn't always candy that comes out of the pinata, so don't stand directly underneath it!

4. Dr. Mario's never-ending struggle to give Bowser his suppositories.

5. The Pokemon gang re-enact the boulder chase scene from Indiana Jones.




Posted by Barrysun

1.

Peach: yikes! a giant hand is about to grab me!
the Giant: oh little peach.. where are you?

2.

Bowser: Kurby, I would like you to meet a buddy of mine...
Kurby: really?
Koopa: yep. his name is Dark Koopa!
Dark Koopa: I'm free! I can now rule the world!
3.

DK: owww.... *recovers* alright, who put that anvil in that pinata?
4.

Dr. Mario is on the trail of Bowser and DK who stolen 2 crates containing food for the homeless people. Mario managed to stop Bowser but DK managed to get away.

5.

the next game comming soon to the Game cube and GBA is: Pokemon: follow the leader!




Posted by Nintendo Girl

1. Master Hand- Ooh yeah almost there
Peach- $20 a touch
Master hand- haggle?
Peach- No
Master Hand- Accept Visa?

2. Bowser: lets just go simple here... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW! MY FRIGGIN' NUTS!!!!!
Kirby: The bigger it is, the better

3. A birthday present from kirby to DK... awww how cute <3
DK: I think I like it!

4. Dr Mario: NO stealing my lunch bowser! And DK, for the last bloody time, stop stealing the Morphine!!!

5. Pikachu- See what happens now when you call women fat?
Pichu: Yep
Jiggly Puff: COME BACK HERE MONGRELS!!!




Posted by Arczu

3. This is what happens when you hog the party ball too much. That, or you ingested too much of the food...

4. "She's using that cheap attack again, just run for it!"

(Question...


How is something like that even possible?)




Posted by Sean the Wicked

1) I always knew Master Hand had another use, I'm just surprised Nintendo hasn't made Super Smash Bros. for the DS yet. You know, touch pad enabled and all.

2) Kirby: No more Koopa Kids? No problem!

3) See, Mario finally figured out that climbing up some levels to save Princess Peach wasn't enough, he had to take out the source. So, with some help, he rigged this.

4) Mario: Donkey Kong! Bring me back that box of pills! Bowser took his, so now you take yours!

5) And you thought it was over when Jigglypuff stopped singing. Hahaha.




Posted by Kodachi

4. Mario doesn't just beat his enemies. He sodomizes them.




Posted by FerreTrip

I missed last time...oh well...*shrugs*
1.

Peach: GO AWAY!!
Master Hand: But Barbie, why? We're not done playing dress-up! I wanna put an ENTIRELY different dress on you!
Peach: EXACTLY!!


2.

Kirby's trap worked. While Bowser, who has recently aquired an obsession with fans, was going after the bait, Kirby finally got his revenge for him stealing his Purina Puppy Chow.
Kirby: NUTSHOT!!

3.

DK: Ooooh, I won!! I wonder what my prize is?
Party ball: BOING! BOING!! BOOBY PRIZE!! BOOBY PRIZE!!
DK: HUH?!
*BONG*
Party ball: Heh heh...SUCKER!! :evil:

4.

DK: COME ON!!
Bowser: I'm--UOGG!!
Dr. Mario: DROP THAT FOOD!! WE NEED IT TO, uh...FEED THE HUNGRY!!!
DK: Wait, isn't that what WE'RE doing...?

5.

[u]Indiana Jones: Pok




Posted by Slim

1.
Master Hand: So close, just a little further, almooost....
Peach: *turns head* AH! Oh, quit it, I want to stay faithful at least until tomorrow, I'm going out with Mario tonight....

2.
*During a game of Super Mario Strikers*
Announcer: Bowser slides at the ball...A PERFECT HIT! It's headed towards the net and.....GOAL!

*During a game of Super Smash Bros.*
Kirby: AAAAIIIIIIIiiiieeeeeeeee....... *twinkle....twinkle....*
Bowser: Whoops......wrong game....

3.
DK: Every time.....sniff......every single time.... I can't even win on ROLL UP THE RIM......sniff....

4.
After Dr. Mario beans Bowser off the face with a pill, donkey knog attempts to hide under a box.......which is smaller than him.....

5.
Pikachu: What the hell!?! I thought we were friends!
Jigglypuff: I'm sorry!!!
Pichu: AHHHHH!
The katamari that is secretly rolling Jigglypuff: Heheheheh....




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Alright, update!

Picture 1: Sean the Wicked
Picture 2: Slim
Picture 3: FerreTrip
Picture 4: Nintendo Girl
Picture 5: Nintendo Girl

Ferretrip: 1st (15)
Zeta: 2nd (14)
Sean the wicked: 3rd (8)
Barrysun: 3rd (7)
Drewboy64: 3rd (6)
Tails: 3rd (6)
Mystic Hero: 4th (5)
Nintendo Girl: 6th (4)
Arczu: 6th (3)
SapphireRose: 7th (2)
Feverus: 7th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 7th (2)

bazariah: 8th (1)
ynotme_89543: 8th (1)
Cola308: 8th (1)
Phoenix Spell: 8th (1)
Slim: 8th (1)


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Posted by Zeta

1. The fumes that Yoshi eggs emit are extremely toxic, and can instantly put a person into a coma.

2. They'll only know you're there if your face is in the picture. Thus, Bowser can easily kidnap Peach during her photo shoots.

3. Fun fact of the day: Mario plays Julius Belmont in the Castlevania games. Here he is practicing the Cross sub-weapon.

4. While using MSPaint, use Ctrl+I to invert the colors.

5. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw this was that one circus song. Y'know? Yah na na nanananananana ya nananana ya nananana NANANANANANANA!




Posted by Sean the Wicked

1) Yoshi (Whisper): Take. The. Egg.

2) Peach demonstrating her new technique, "Sexy Beam".

Nintendo has yet to be reached after being sued by SquareEnix.

3) Triform!

4) SquareEnix was getting sick of all the Final Fantasy characters in Kingdom Hearts, so for a sneak preview of Kingdom Hearts 3: Kirby Light and Kirby Dark!

5) The Pokemon Bros. Circus, starring the Jigglypuff twins. Amazingly, no one has bought a single ticket yet.




Posted by Nintendo Girl

1. Yoshi's special last resort attack. The sparkles knock the opponent out then yoshi will drop the egg which has a grenade in it. No more Mario. Yoshi wants more credit- mario gets all the credit in some games while he just gets sat on.

2. Bowser: Hurry up! get the camera, GET THE CAMERA!!!
Peach: two dollars fifty for a minute of this pose

3. Apparently mario still doesn't know how to spell "YMCA"

4. No, they're not jumping kirby's. The black with the white outline is the tracing of where kirby was murdered and the white one is kirby's body that got accidentally kicked by someone, making him out of place. Looks like DK got him back for the party ball before.

5. After the innocent looking three found out that link was lying about hyrule temple being a bustling place so they could have a huge audience and tons of money for their performance, link was never to be seen again.




Posted by Slim

1.

Mario: (Wow, he is SO invading my personal space!)
2.

Tree in the background: What's that you said? Wow, didn't think you'd notice me.... this is akward...
3.

Mario in middle: HULK CRUSH!
Mario on left: If I can get a little closer I think I can release the bridge....
Mario on right: *in girlish voice* AIIIEEEEEE!
4.

For those of us who have played kingdom hearts 2.....
Kirby's Nobody and Heartless reunite to finally turn Kirby back into his true self....
This is the happiest moment since...
MINI SPOILER!























Roxas and Sora reunited and awoke Sora from his sleep....













5.

Pikachu: HI!

GO!




Posted by Drewboy64

1.

Mario's semen fertilizes Yoshi's egg.
2.

dude, her breasts look so good.
3.

Mario: Look at my enormous penis!
4.

segregation of black and white kirbies has been a major problem in Dreamland.
5.

omg its raining jiggly puffs lol




Posted by Slim

Last post was April 18th can we get an update here?




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Lol, sorry about that. A bit busy lately.

Picture 1: Nintendo Girl
Picture 2: Sean the Wicked
Picture 3: Slim
Picture 4: Drewboy64
Picture 5: Sean the Wicked


Ferretrip: 1st (15)
Zeta: 2nd (14)
Sean the wicked: 3rd (10)
Barrysun: 3rd (7)
Drewboy64: 3rd (7)
Tails: 3rd (6)
Nintendo Girl: 4th (5)
Mystic Hero: 4th (5)
Arczu: 6th (3)
Slim: 7th (2)
SapphireRose: 7th (2)
Feverus: 7th (2)
Bj Blaskowitz: 7th (2)

bazariah: 8th (1)
ynotme_89543: 8th (1)
Cola308: 8th (1)
Phoenix Spell: 8th (1)


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Posted by Sean the Wicked

1) Red Yoshi: I see past your clever ruse, Pink Yoshi!

2) The surgery would have been a success had Blastoise not chickened out in the last moments and blown Falco away.

3) Just when Ganondorf thought his troubles were over.

4) Poser.

5) Having realized Mario could never save her, Peach opted for the better colored and mustached brother.




Posted by MottaTheHutt

3.

Gannondorf: "****... it's time to go Gannon!"


4.

Mario refuses to admit that Peach has been sleeping with someone else... someone not human.


5.

Peach sleeping with yet another person who isn't Mario.




Posted by Tails

1.

Red Yoshi: Something tells me that this egg doesn't hold my child...
2.

Blostoise: *spit*
3.

And they thought Metal Sonic was a *****...
4.

And I will call him Mini-Me-a!
5.

Desprite for some attention, Luigi resorted to smoking pot. Too bad for him that the lovely princess he sees is really Donkey Kong.




Posted by Nintendo Girl

1. Yoshi: ****, I knew my bastard children will find me someday!

2. Falco: I didn't pay my water bills so I went with this. Why do I have clothes on? You didn't want to see me nude did you? The beamsword? Blastoise make me pay too. So therefore it's logical to kill him- which is why I'm on a high building

OR

Falco: Mission Complete!

3. This is what happens when one cheats at dominoes...

4. Mario wanabees strike again!

5. Peach: Pleeeeease give me some!
Luigi: Look, I didn't walk a whole 10m to the shop to waste stuff on you.

And what is the 'Some'? No one knows... (clue: Not pot! [<-rhymes])




Posted by Slim

1.

As her baby hatches, Red Yoshi decides she isn't ready for a child and wants an abortion.
2.

! GASP ! What is the fool doing?! Everyone knows water types are strong against flying types!
3.

Ganondorf: No Freaking way!
4.

Snake attempts a sneak attack on Kirby.... surprise surprise, he's found a box.
5.

Luigi: Will people stop throwing around these pot jokes?! After one person says it, everyone doesn't have to!




Posted by Red

**** this thread is old, felt like reviving it to get a good look at old memories :)




Posted by FerreTrip

It's been an age, but I'm finally back! And yet only 7 pages of thread...Oh, just wait 'till Brawl! ^_^

And now, live from my Wii(so no pics, srry), my entries!
1.
Yoshi has proven here that yes, you CAN play too much Katamari Damacy.

2.
Blastoise: O-kay, bub, just hold on a second there...
Falco: *pushing against it* But I wanna see boobies!
Blstoise: That'll be $600.
Falco: WHAT?!
Blastoise: Hey, a guy's gotta get his Final Fantasy when it comes out...

(btw, not part of cap, but water types have no extra or less damage on flying types.)

3.
Ganondorf: HOLY--! What the HELL have you been eating?!
Bowser: ROIDS!!!! WHEEEEE!!!
Ganondorf: O_o; What kind, I dunno if I should ask...

4.
As you can see, the poor fellow on the left is the before. The grand fellow on the right is the after. So why NOT take the Bowflex challenge?

5.
Peach: Mario!
Luigi: Uhn...*groggy*
Peach: Mario, why are you wearing green?
Luigi: *wakes up finally* ...Why aren't YOU wearing your contacts?

Best I got f'now, see ya! ...I hope...




Posted by FerreTrip

I just noticed this: I'm STILL in first?! DAI'M, Lemmy! Get off your kiester already! Zeta shoulda beaten me by now! Really, I'm dissapointed, Lemmy, you haven't updated as much as you should have. I know some stuff might be happening, but STILL!! ...One month shy a year, almost?! SOMEBODY UPDATE!!




Posted by D.J Cat

Haha, awesome.
Well, if Lemmy doesn't update it then I might just do it...next time.
Super tired right now.

Will anyone else participate though?
Should we start fresh?




Posted by Red

yes we definatly should, my old score was lost among these pages anyway!




Posted by Zeta

I'd vote for starting fresh.




Posted by D.J Cat

Ah yes, i just spent some time looking through the old captions.

Good times, good times.
This thread needs to be saved and archived forever! :D

About starting new:
1. I may be able to direct capture some pics now, so higher quality and more pics...but then again I may not.
That is the problem I see- a lack of pictures.

2. Does someone else want to host/post judge? I have very little spare time now-a-days.
But i will try, and will do so if no one else does.

3. We should start a new thread I am guessing?

4. Oh yeah, we should have a final results for this thread, and give out prizes...maybe a large trout or something?




Posted by Mystic Hero


Quoting D.J Cat:

4. Oh yeah, we should have a final results for this thread, and give out prizes...maybe a large trout or something?


How about Pue? :cool:



Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Hey, guys, I know it's been a while. But when I noticed this thread wasn't getting many responses last round, I just decided to leave it be.

But I'm willing to start fresh if anyone wants to, like suggested.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

START FRESH




Posted by Red

YAY!!!!

when will we start?

I intend to do well this time around.




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Ok, we're starting fresh.

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Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

1. Peach: OMFG HALP :(
Bowser: UNFFF UNFFFF OH JA UNFFFFFF UNFFFF UNFFFF GRUNT
Mario goes fapfapfapfapfapfapfap behind a conveniently placed metal orb.

2. BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP

3. UPSKIRT SHOT YEAH NEED I SAY MORE

4. FIG 1. MARIO GETTING ****ED ON BY A SPACESHIP

5. everybody dance now.




Posted by Red

1.

Mario: LOL they wont see me behind this giant metal ball...*fap,fap,fap*
2.

this picture shows why how no one can be l33t with game&watch
3.

Peach: psh, David Blaine's still beturrr.
4.

the only thing more annoying then an Alien invasion would be this.
5.

Female Wireframe: I'm sorry Marth but I'm affriad this dance routine is a little too hard to you. were gunna have to let you go.




Posted by Mystic Hero

1.

Mario: (refering to steel ball) It's too big!
Bowser: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Peach: No it's true, it really is too big...UHHHNN!
2.

Though many attempts were made, no G&W was smart enough to stop that dude from hanging on the ceiling.
3.

Mewtwo: LETS SEE WHAT'S INSIDE!
4.

Mario: Ahhh my eyes! It burns!!!
5.

Marth: I ALREADY TOLD YOU IM NOT GAy! :mad:




Posted by Red

dead thread will always be dead.

I WANTS UPDATE.




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Hey, guys, here's an idea.

Why don't I use some of the SSBB screenshots, too? What do you think? Good idea?




Posted by Fred333

I thought some of the captions were pretty funny. So are there going to be new pics to make captions for?




Posted by The Hate

lol nvm.




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Just for something new, I WILL use some of the SSBB screenshots. Dropping it to 4 pics for now, though. At least till the game comes out, probably.:p:

Winners this round:
Pic 1: The X
Pic 2: Mystic Hero
Pic 3: The X
Pic 4: Red
Pic 5: Red

I'm not doing standings anymore. That was getting a bit complicated. I'll just announce the winners for each pic.

Ok....


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4.




Posted by Red


Quoting Lemmy Koopa: Just for something new, I WILL use some of the SSBB screenshots. Dropping it to 4 pics for now, though. At least till the game comes out, probably.:p:

Winners this round:
Pic 1: The X
Pic 2: Mystic Hero
Pic 3: The X
Pic 4: Red
Pic 5: Red

I'm not doing standings anymore. That was getting a bit complicated. I'll just announce the winners for each pic.



if you're not going to do the standings I will, I liked knowing how well you compare to everyone else. anyway...I'll edit this post with some captions later. also I don't think this is a good idea but I'll go with it. I just think these pics are'nt the best for captions is all.



Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Yeah. The standings were getting a bit complicated. Why don't you help out with them?

And which pics do you think I should change?




Posted by Red

really I think the Yoshi one just doesn't work, but don't bother changing them it's everyone elses oppinion that matters too. I just think that after this set of pics melee ones would be better. mroe creative. and I'll be glad to help out with standings.

The X - 2 points
Red - 2 points
Mystic Hero - 1 point




Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Meh. I just thought SSBB images would be good for something new and different. Then again, we'll see what everyone else thinks before we decide to keep them, or go back to SSBM images.




Posted by Colonel

The only one I can really do is number one.

Diddy- JAAAAAAZZZ HANDS!!!!!!
Squirtle- Fukk off

Even then it's still ****ty.




Posted by Degeneration

1.

Squirtle: "Fuuu... sion... HA-- reeejected."
Diddy: "...I will cartwheel your ***."


2.

Bowser: "WHO THE **** STOLE MY BURGER?"
Peach: "Uh, I, err..." *reaches into pocket* "He did it."
Toad: "Wait, what!?"


3.

Peach: "Hey, you're not Mario."
Zelda: "Hey, you're not Link."
Kirby: "Hey, shut up or I leave."


4.

Yoshi: "I... have... the powerrrr!!"




Posted by Red

1.

Diddy: Woo, finish him!
Squirtle: MORTAL KOMBAT!


2.

It's feeding time at Mushroom Kingdom Zoo. Peach must be very careful when feeding the endangered Bowser his favourite food the toadstool.

3.

P.D: *swats at Kirby* HEY, **** OFF!
Kirby: okay okay, geez didn't know you were so into bondage.

4.

Yoshi: which dumbass game designer gave me these ***foresaken wing!? I'm a DINO...and besides Dragon wings don't look like this.




Posted by Colonel


Quoting Red:

Yoshi: which dumbass game designer gave me these ***foresaken wing!? I'm a DINO...and besides Dragon wings don't look like this.


Idiot. Yoshi can have wings. See Super Mario World. Eat a blue shell, get wings.



Posted by Fragliche

1.

Diddy: Stay away, you freak! I told you before I don't like turtles!
Squirtle: GIMMEH A HUG, BUDDEH!

2.

In recent months, Bowser had started to become an abusive man. He'd become edgy, unusually bitter and somewhat ranty. It eventually dawned on Princess Peach that he had run out of weed. So, in an attempt to calm him, she began feeding him members of Toad's family. Sadly, this Toad is the last of the Toad family, and Bowser is by no means pleased.

3.

Sunflower: I TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I DIDN'T GET MY CHAPSTICK!!

4.

Yoshi: Super Yoshi! Super Yoshi! Does whatever a Yoshi can... BUT WITH WINGS!




Posted by Red


Quoting Colonel: Idiot. Yoshi can have wings. See Super Mario World. Eat a blue shell, get wings.


fuck off, it's my caption. I also never sayed he could'nt have wings.



Posted by The Hate


Toad:.....fuckin bitch.




Posted by Colonel


Quoting Red: fuck off, it's my caption. I also never sayed he could'nt have wings.



Calm down, I was only kidding. Besides you'd do the same if it was Megaman. I'd be all like "WTF! Megaman has a purple visor! GAYYYYY!!!!" Then you'd be all "MORON!!!!!! It's his visor that he uses to find grapes on a really foggy day!"



Posted by Lemmy Koopa

Taking this a bit too seriously, eh, ppl? >_>




Posted by Mystic Hero

1.

Diddy King: Ok let me show you a little something I like to call Jazz Hands!

2.

Toad: I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR STEPPING IN ON YOU AND MARIO LAST NIGHT GEEZ! COME ON HAVE A HEAR... o **** it.

3.

Peach: I told you to take care of the lawn didn't I? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GET RID OF THE WEEDS WHEN I SAY SO!
Zelda: Last time I ever come for a tennis match at your Stadium Peach....

4.


Yoshi: And this is why I'm superior to Pit in every way. Hey my wings even glitter.




Posted by Fragliche


Quoting Mystic Hero: 4.

Yoshi: I have THE POOOOWWEEERRR!!!!

Degeneration already used that one. D:



Posted by Colonel


Quoting Mystic Hero: 1.

Diddy King: Ok let me show you a little something I like to call Jazz Hands!



Stole that one from me.



Posted by Mystic Hero


Quoting Fragliche: Degeneration already used that one. D:


Lmao didn't even read his post. Great minds think alike I suppose. *changes*



Posted by Colonel

You felt like a thief that day I guess.




Posted by O.T.L

1.
Diddy- i like to pose like this when I'm about to take a ****

2.
Toad - omg, peach *** you

3.
Kirby - nice bikini what is that xxxxxxxL

4.
Yoshi-Yoshi !!!




Posted by Screenname

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Smash%20Bros/Pikachuhungry.jpg[/IMG]
Pikachus drug problem continues to get worse

[IMG]http://www.nintendo.co.jp/n01/n64/software/nus_p_nalj/smash/flash/contest/etc/etc14_360.jpg[/IMG]
Peach (finishing up pretty woman speech): .....Sleeping with these guys just to pay the rent

Luigi: All right, you have to get the f*ck out.