I'm Cuddly Kitty 85 and the AIM person. The conversation went for an hour and a half, so I edited most of it and censored it, with orange.
Mods, if this is too hot, explicit or whatever, just lock the thread and I'm really sorry.
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g wizz8889: hey
Cuddly Kitty 85: Hey.
g wizz8889: asl
Cuddly Kitty 85: 19/f/ca
Cuddly Kitty 85: u?
g wizz8889: kool
g wizz8889: 15 m VA
Cuddly Kitty 85: cool ;-)
Cuddly Kitty 85: Are you back?
g wizz8889: ya
g wizz8889: now where were we?
Cuddly Kitty 85: so how long is your fishbait?
Cuddly Kitty 85: lol
g wizz8889: lol
g wizz8889: 11 inches
g wizz8889: 13 when hard
Cuddly Kitty 85: OMG!!! That's huge!
g wizz8889: i'm soohard nowp
Cuddly Kitty 85: ahhhhh
Cuddly Kitty 85: tell me more
g wizz8889: PIKA-PIKA
Cuddly Kitty 85: what?
g wizz8889: my laptop won't keep balance with my [COLOR=ORANGE]POTATO SALAD[/COLOR] hard
Cuddly Kitty 85: Or you just want to talk?
g wizz8889: wut r u doing right now?
Cuddly Kitty 85: no, sylvia, i told you, i won't kick your brother in the balls.the last time i did that, he had to go to the ambulance :-(
Cuddly Kitty 85: Sorry
Cuddly Kitty 85: wrong aim again
g wizz8889: i lost my virginity when i was 13 to 17 year old
Cuddly Kitty 85: awesome. so you have no problems with old chicks, eh?
g wizz8889: she was like wo ur [COLOR=ORANGE]VIDEOGAME COLLECTION STAND[/COLOR] is 8 inches
g wizz8889: and real thick
g wizz8889: but then she took me up to her room and start ed blowing
Cuddly Kitty 85: (my friend keeps talking to me...grrr..)
Cuddly Kitty 85: Awesome
Cuddly Kitty 85: Blowing what? Leaves?
Cuddly Kitty 85: my parents are her for some reason?!?!
g wizz8889: lol
Cuddly Kitty 85: lol
Cuddly Kitty 85: And they don't like me talking about sex
Cuddly Kitty 85: They say I should be married first
Cuddly Kitty 85: I cannot handle myself
g wizz8889: oooo kinky
g wizz8889: lol
Cuddly Kitty 85: especially when talking to you
Cuddly Kitty 85: lol
Cuddly Kitty 85: oh my. she's knocking on the door
g wizz8889: well stop talking about sex then
g wizz8889: so how was school
Cuddly Kitty 85: Good.
g wizz8889: close my window
Cuddly Kitty 85: What?
g wizz8889: i dunno
Cuddly Kitty 85: lol
g wizz8889: wut classes u take?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Oh [COLOR=ORANGE]FOR THE LOVE OF CAPCOM![/COLOR]. My mom wants to talk to you. She asked me what im doing!
Cuddly Kitty 85: Please, don't tell her that we talked about sex ok?
Cuddly Kitty 85: And about the [COLOR=ORANGE]CHEST[/COLOR] pics?
Cuddly Kitty 85: ok?
Cuddly Kitty 85: please.
g wizz8889: i kno
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Cuddly Kitty 85: Hello, who is this?
g wizz8889: this is Gabe
Cuddly Kitty 85: Gabe who?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Are you my daughter's friend?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Or who are you?
g wizz8889: Santanaria
Cuddly Kitty 85: Okay. She never talked about you before.
Cuddly Kitty 85: She says that you are pals.
Cuddly Kitty 85: Is that correct?
g wizz8889: ya
Cuddly Kitty 85: Okay...
Cuddly Kitty 85: How old are you?
g wizz8889: kinda had to be
Cuddly Kitty 85: She's 19.
Cuddly Kitty 85: I don't want her to talk to young guys like last time.
Cuddly Kitty 85: How old are you?
g wizz8889: why r u asking me these questions
g wizz8889: ?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Just because she's Catholic.
g wizz8889: wut u mean like last time?
Cuddly Kitty 85: And that I'm very concered about her.
Cuddly Kitty 85: Well, last time we caught her cyber sexing.
Cuddly Kitty 85: But it was a year ago.
Cuddly Kitty 85: But tell me...is she lying? She tells me you are 17.
Cuddly Kitty 85: Is that true?
g wizz8889: i don't like cyber sex
Cuddly Kitty 85: You are a good young man, Gabe.
g wizz8889: ya i'm 17
Cuddly Kitty 85: Oh, okay.
Cuddly Kitty 85: Just tell me one more thing please...
g wizz8889: turned August 8
Cuddly Kitty 85: Oh okay.
g wizz8889: k
g wizz8889: how old r u?
Cuddly Kitty 85: I'm 45.
Cuddly Kitty 85: I'm her mother.
g wizz8889: r u still married
Cuddly Kitty 85: That's not your business, young man.
g wizz8889: well ur askin me questions
g wizz8889: why can't i ask u
Cuddly Kitty 85: Well, because I'm worried about PoofieCake
Cuddly Kitty 85: There are many people who lie over the internet.
g wizz8889: o just wanted to get to kno one of my pal's mothers
Cuddly Kitty 85: No. No. No.
g wizz8889: ya ur tellin me
Cuddly Kitty 85: I just don't want PoofieCake to talk to little boys about sex, that's all.
Cuddly Kitty 85: I wanted to make sure she's not lying to me.
g wizz8889: i've met some wierdoes on this cyberspace highway
Cuddly Kitty 85: I'm sorry, Gabe, but our family is very messed up...we cannot be sure.
g wizz8889: i don't wanna b one og them
Cuddly Kitty 85: I know. She met to.
Cuddly Kitty 85: She talked to a guy who said he was 16.
Cuddly Kitty 85: Then he wanted to pick her up with a car.
g wizz8889: how old was he really?
Cuddly Kitty 85: She was dumb. She went outside and wanted to take a ride...
Cuddly Kitty 85: She might be not living if my husband doesn't stop her
Cuddly Kitty 85: And call the cops.
Cuddly Kitty 85: He was 35
Cuddly Kitty 85: As the record said
Cuddly Kitty 85: But now he's in jail.
g wizz8889: i hear ya
Cuddly Kitty 85: But we are getting off topic.
g wizz8889: i kno a kid who cybered with a 45 year old dude
g wizz8889: okie doke
Cuddly Kitty 85: That's bad. He will be taken to hell.
Cuddly Kitty 85: By Satan.
g wizz8889: straight there
Cuddly Kitty 85: [COLOR=ORANGE]DOG[/COLOR] doesn't like sex.
g wizz8889: really
Cuddly Kitty 85: Don't you read the bible?
g wizz8889: i'm gonna have to disagree
g wizz8889: [COLOR=ORANGE](DOG)[/COLOR] doesn't like lust
Cuddly Kitty 85: True. You are a smart man.
g wizz8889: sex or making love is a very spiritual thing
Cuddly Kitty 85: It is.
g wizz8889: between two ppl inlove
Cuddly Kitty 85: I do it with my husband too.
Cuddly Kitty 85: Yes. People in love.
g wizz8889: thats why i'm waiting till my honeymoon
Cuddly Kitty 85: Aww..
Cuddly Kitty 85: you are such a nice man
Cuddly Kitty 85: I will let you talk to Jenny.
Cuddly Kitty 85: Bye, Gabe. Have fun.
Cuddly Kitty 85: Hi.
g wizz8889: why thank u
Cuddly Kitty 85: Was my mother bothering you?
g wizz8889: i've enjoyed talking to u
Cuddly Kitty 85: What do you mean?
g wizz8889: sorta
g wizz8889: that was meant for ur mom
Cuddly Kitty 85: Oh okay.
g wizz8889: i made a good impression
Cuddly Kitty 85: Cool.
Cuddly Kitty 85: What did you say?
g wizz8889: did u cyber with a 35 year old?
Cuddly Kitty 85: No.
Cuddly Kitty 85: ...
g wizz8889: well she said u did
Cuddly Kitty 85: Oh...
g wizz8889: did u?
Cuddly Kitty 85: [COLOR=ORANGE]ROCK THAT WITCH![/COLOR]! I never cheated on her boyfriend. Tell her to [COLOR=ORANGE]MAKE SOME APPLE PIES![/COLOR]
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Cuddly Kitty 85: Say something awfully nasty stuff[/b]
g wizz8889: i'm gonna [COLOR=ORANGE]WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT CALCULATORS.[/COLOR]
Cuddly Kitty 85: Say lots of dirty stuff
Cuddly Kitty 85: Even more dirty stuff
Cuddly Kitty 85: Or just curse.
g wizz8889: i would bend u over [COLOR=ORANGE]SO WE CAN PLAY TWISTER[/COLOR]
[COLOR=ORANGE](CHARLES BAER REFERNCES GO HERE)[/COLOR]
g wizz8889: I WANNA USE UR [COLOR=ORANGE]PUBLIC HAIR AS A YO-YO STRING[/COLOR]
g wizz8889: MY [COLOR=ORANGE]MARIO[/COLOR] IS GETTING BIGGER
g wizz8889: [COLOR=ORANGE]MEGAMAN III WAS[/COLOR] NEVER BEEN THIS HARD
g wizz8889: I'M GONNA MAKE U [COLOR=ORANGE]PLAY PAC-MAN[/COLOR] SO MUCH THE WORLD WILL B A [COLOR=ORANGE]A BLUE GHOST[/COLOR]
g wizz8889: AND THEN U'LL [COLOR=ORANGE]RENT IT[/COLOR] SOME MORE
g wizz8889: YAAA
g wizz8889: I'M [COLOR=ORANGE]PEELING POTATOES WITH[/COLOR] YOU
g wizz8889: AHHHH
g wizz8889: WOW
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aim23241213: Hello, this Jordan Jackson. I'm an AIM moderator.
aim23241213: We got complaints from other AIM users of your behaivor
g wizz8889: like who?
aim23241213: We will have to delete your account
aim23241213: I'm sorry, but we cannot give out Screen names.
g wizz8889: srry
aim23241213: We got reports of your activity
g wizz8889: do i start a new s/n or something?
aim23241213: No.
aim23241213: You can't.
aim23241213: We will block your IP number from our servers.
g wizz8889: when u get these reports
g wizz8889: wut r IP servers
aim23241213: We use spyway in our software.
g wizz8889: and wut sort of behavior
aim23241213: We can see everything you type in, send, receive.
g wizz8889: u can
g wizz8889: OMG
aim23241213: Yes.
aim23241213: We use spyware.
aim23241213: Called AutoExe.Bat
aim23241213: It's on your computer
g wizz8889: r u watching me right now
aim23241213: Yes. That's why I'm here to warn you.
g wizz8889: ooo
g wizz8889: well i'll stop
g wizz8889: is it illegal?
aim23241213: What's illegal?
aim23241213: Rude behaivor?
aim23241213: Yes. It is.
g wizz8889: ya
g wizz8889: o
aim23241213: You didn't read the privact poliicy?
g wizz8889: srry
aim23241213: You can get sued!
g wizz8889: OMG i had no idea
aim23241213: $500 ~ $3000
g wizz8889: holy...crap
g wizz8889: am i getting sued?
aim23241213: Yes. We can track you down. We can take legal actions.
g wizz8889: but r u
aim23241213: We use aimtracker.cok on your computer.
aim23241213: No, I won't.
g wizz8889: ok
aim23241213: My company will.
aim23241213: AOL.
g wizz8889: they are
g wizz8889: almost
Cuddly Kitty 85: Ahhh
Cuddly Kitty 85: Talk dirty
Cuddly Kitty 85: Cuss [COLOR=ORANGE]DOGGY[/COLOR] cuss
Cuddly Kitty 85: hello?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Cuss.
g wizz8889: wait
g wizz8889: did u [COLOR=ORANGE]EAT MY PIZZA?[/COLOR]
Cuddly Kitty 85: Not yet
Cuddly Kitty 85: Help me out in that
g wizz8889: do u have a cell phone
Cuddly Kitty 85: No...
Cuddly Kitty 85: Please.
Cuddly Kitty 85: Talk more.
Cuddly Kitty 85: Dirrty.
Cuddly Kitty 85: Baby, Gabe! I want you bad,
aim23241213: Yes, they will.
aim23241213: Unless, I don't report you.
aim23241213: Which I could right now.
aim23241213: *do. Sorry for mispellings.
g wizz8889: well i understand if u do
aim23241213: You know that you get in jail if you are under 18?
aim23241213: And we know that you are under 18.
g wizz8889: but i'd appreciate it if u didn't
g wizz8889: u do
aim23241213: Well, I don't really care what you appreciate.
aim23241213: This is my job.
g wizz8889: ok
aim23241213: I get paid, you get laid, right cyber sex person?
aim23241213: We can see everything.
g wizz8889: so that girl is a fake
aim23241213: Who?
aim23241213: What girl? That Cat girl?
g wizz8889: YA
aim23241213: Cuddly Kitty 85?
g wizz8889: or is she getting sued
aim23241213: She got sued twice already.
aim23241213: $500 each time.
g wizz8889: OMG
aim23241213: Yes.
aim23241213: So what do you have to say, "Gabe"?
g wizz8889: so how is this handled
aim23241213: What will change my mind not suing you?
aim23241213: Well, my company.
aim23241213: I use a special AIM.
aim23241213: I can log onto yours.
aim23241213: And see everything
g wizz8889: well first of all i didn't kno
aim23241213: Hey, let me tell you, that chick is very beautiful.
g wizz8889: if i did i would have not done everything
aim23241213: You had to read the privacy policty.
aim23241213: It says it right there.
aim23241213: In 1px font.
aim23241213: In white, on the white background.
aim23241213: It's a little loop hole we did.
g wizz8889: so u sorta tricked me
aim23241213: No.
aim23241213: My comapany did.
g wizz8889: i can't
g wizz8889: i can et sued
g wizz8889: this modetor guy said
Cuddly Kitty 85: What?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Baby, [COLOR=ORANGE]PET[/COLOR] me hard
g wizz8889: no no more
Cuddly Kitty 85: Why not?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Please, Gave.
Cuddly Kitty 85: *Gabe
g wizz8889: ok well they
g wizz8889: did
g wizz8889: i'm really srry
aim23241213: No. No. No.
g wizz8889: so wut exactly am i getting charged for
aim23241213: I'm pretty cranky tonight.
g wizz8889: stachitory rape?
aim23241213: I want to make people life suck today.
aim23241213: You have to do many many stuff for me
aim23241213: You can be charged for $1205 tonight
aim23241213: Or a bit less.
aim23241213: Depends on Warner's descision.
aim23241213: Why does that make you feel like a bad person?
aim23241213: Will your parents will be mad?
g wizz8889: awful dumb and ya they will
aim23241213: Hm...
aim23241213: Do me a favor then, and I might let this time slip it by, ok?
aim23241213: No, three favors.
g wizz8889: wut r they
aim23241213: Yeah. My wife got mad at me today. I feel very depressed. I want you to suffer.
aim23241213: Ok...
g wizz8889: well thanx
aim23241213: No.
aim23241213: Here are my favors to ask:
g wizz8889: ...
aim23241213: 1) Hmm...I feel like crap today..soo...
aim23241213: Who's your favorite band?
aim23241213: Tell me.
g wizz8889: well i like Pink Floyd and Primus
g wizz8889: actually i am a musician
aim23241213: Pink Floyd? Do you go to their message boards?
g wizz8889: i play bass
aim23241213: Yeah, and OJ didn't stabbed his wife
aim23241213: I don't give a COIN
aim23241213: Stop it.
aim23241213: Answer my questions.
g wizz8889: huh?
aim23241213: Do you go to their message boards?
aim23241213: Pink Floyd's?
g wizz8889: no
aim23241213: Well...
aim23241213: I want you to...
aim23241213: List me three Bloodhound Gang songs right now
g wizz8889: u do?
aim23241213: If you don't know three, look them up.
aim23241213: Do it. I'm going to sue you, if you don't...well my company.
aim23241213: List me three Bloodhound Gang songs right now
If you don't know three, look them up right now.
g wizz8889: r they a rap group
aim23241213: Rap / Rock.
aim23241213: Sort!
aim23241213: Three song titles.
aim23241213: Chop chop cop.
g wizz8889: do u like the Red Hot Chili Peppers
aim23241213: List me three Bloodhound Gang songs right now If you don't know three, look them up right now.
g wizz8889: i'm getting sued
g wizz8889: o [COLOR=ORANGE]^_______^[/COLOR]
Cuddly Kitty 85: Why?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Ah ah ah ah sex baby
Cuddly Kitty 85: hello?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Hello?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Baby?
g wizz8889: STOP
Cuddly Kitty 85: Stop what?
Cuddly Kitty 85: What's the matter?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Gabe?
g wizz8889: u got sued
g wizz8889: OMG
aim23241213: Chop Chop Chop
g wizz8889: i am
aim23241213: Ok
g wizz8889: i'm just makin conversation
aim23241213: You get five minutes
aim23241213: Get Googleing
aim23241213: Come'on! Three minutes!
aim23241213: Two and a half.
g wizz8889: Go Down
aim23241213: And?
aim23241213: That's one.
g wizz8889: I Hope You Die
aim23241213: What?
g wizz8889: Hell Yeah
g wizz8889: ya
aim23241213: You are going to be sued for hateful language too!
aim23241213: Censor next time.
aim23241213: But I let it slip by because you got the song titles right
g wizz8889: did they cover It's Tricky too
aim23241213: Yes. good job.
aim23241213: Say this:
g wizz8889: i love that song
aim23241213: "I Love the Bloodhound Gang, and I suck"
aim23241213: Say that.
aim23241213: Good. Me too.
aim23241213: Now say it.
aim23241213: come on...
aim23241213: "I Love the Bloodhound Gang, and I suck" Say it.
aim23241213: That's my second favor.
aim23241213: I'm serious.
g wizz8889: there i said it
aim23241213: I will start filling out the court order in a few minutes if you don't say that.
aim23241213: No, write it here in AIM
aim23241213: I wanna see it.
g wizz8889: i did
aim23241213: Say it 5 times.
aim23241213: No!
aim23241213: Type it out.
aim23241213: Type out "I Love the Bloodhound Gang, and I suck" five times, here.
g wizz8889: I Love the blood hound Gang and i Suck I Love the blood hound Gang and i Suck I Love the blood hound Gang and i Suck
g wizz8889: I Love the blood hound Gang and i Suck
g wizz8889: I Love the blood hound Gang and i Suck
aim23241213: Okay.
Cuddly Kitty 85: What?
Cuddly Kitty 85: What are you talking about?
g wizz8889: u've been sued for cybersex twice?
Cuddly Kitty 85: Yes...
Cuddly Kitty 85: $500 each time
g wizz8889: BUY METROID PRIME 2
Cuddly Kitty 85: Wat?
g wizz8889: now i'm getting sued
Cuddly Kitty 85: I'm rich
Cuddly Kitty 85: Why?
g wizz8889: i'm not
g wizz8889: they tracked me
Cuddly Kitty 85: Oh...
Cuddly Kitty 85: AutoExe.Bat?
Cuddly Kitty 85: They used that on me.
Cuddly Kitty 85: ??Hm??
Cuddly Kitty 85: Honey?
g wizz8889: wait a sec
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The conversation ended with me sending him a picture of a 50 year old man with the text: You've been cyber-sexing with me. ;-*
Let this be a lesson to those who cybersex. ;)
That made me giggle, but won't stop me from having hot, hot cybersex with my non-existent boyfriend.
Psh, the guy has to be really stupid to go for something like that.
I question if the AIM mod was real. I question if this conversation is made up.
But nonetheless, I was entertained.
yeah that was dang cool and gave me a huge chuckle, as soon as im allowed to rep again i'll rep you :D
Well, like I said, I did like it. A lot of time went into that.
Good job though *chuckles*
Thanks guys.
Dude, you are going to fit in here just fine. :D
g wizz8889: so u sorta tricked me
aim23241213: No.
aim23241213: My comapany did.
That made me laugh. Good job.
Ha, when I get really bored I use my "xoxo easygirl" account.
xoxo easygirl: i like bondage
Rho Fiantir: me too ;-)
xoxo easygirl: mm
Rho Fiantir: with leather straps
Rho Fiantir: hurts more
Priceless.
my goodness that was great. You really tricked that dude. Good job.
The censorship made it funny.
"g wizz8889: o ^_______^"
Asides that, it was okay, but I've seen the old "AOL Staff Member" point used so many times before that it gets slightly hackneyed.
Then again, I went off AIM pranks long ago.