Heres how it works, you type a joke and if people like it they give you rep, if not they take it away. this is mine. (sorry if its really long)
Theres these two men walking down the beach with there dogs. One has a irish setter the other has a pomeranian.
Man1-Im thirsy lets go get a beer and a sandwich
Man2-I wish we could but the store dosent allow dogs in
man1-hey, i have an idea
so the two men get sunglasses to pretened they're blind and walk up to the store
store owner-im sorry sir, we dont allow dogs
man1-but this is my seeing eye dog
store owner-sir i know they dont use irsh setters as seeing eye dogs
they keep arguing until the store owner lets him in
store owner-sir im sorry, you cant bring dogs into the store
man2-no, see this is my seeing i dog
store owner-sir i know for a fact that they dont let pomeranians become seeing eye dogs!
man2-WHAT! THEY GAVE ME A ****ING POMERANIAN!
You're such a fag.
I agree, what a fag master lol.
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Adam replied.
"Did she like it?"
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
knock knock
whos there?
3 dip****s
3 dip****s who
3 dip****s who seem to have nothing better to do then rip on other users so they can try to get over the sexual abuse their father gave them when they were kids :)
Hannibal King, more like fag master.
oops, make that 4
Hannibal King? More like fag horseman of the gaypocalypse.
A boy asks his father "Dad, what's a vagina look like?"
The Father leaned closer to his son and said "Well son, it looks like one thing before sex and another thing after sex."
"Well, what's it look like before sex?"
"A beautiful rose garden."
"...And after?"
"An angry bulldog spitting mayonase."
I know...disgusting huh? :(
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29". "I am actually 47."
Hannibal King, more like fag master.
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
:big_bird:
Hannibal King? More like fag master.
I beat you to it, pitty baby.
If the world was a jacket, where would all the black people live?
In the hood! ZOLL!
What is a hannibal king?
A fag master! OLL!
One fag master walks into a bar, and says "ouuuch, you know, that is like, so hurtful"
Two fag masters got married and had a faget.
It's spelled "faggot".
What do you call the poster below me?
A poxy fucking moron!!1 HAAHHHahAHHHAhhaa!111
Lol ur rite!
Hannibal king? More like Fag Master.
Hannibal king? More like Ultra fag master.
You've people somehow managed to make it not funny anymore. Fail.
Seriously. From now on, only I say it. I have fury guys, remember that.
I was about to delete more posts but realized that I'd have to delete the whole thread.
Feel free to make another thread with the same game, just don't turn it into a ****hole like this one.