D Virus VX13: boredom
D Virus VX13: amuse me
D Virus VX13: you've got 13 minutes left
D Virus VX13: to make me happy
coromoro1: Want me to tell you my life story?
D Virus VX13: sure
D Virus VX13: cause lord knows it's boring enough to be condensed into 13 minutes
coromoro1: So, it was 1990, and my mom had a baby 8-)
D Virus VX13: keep going >:o
coromoro1: July 18th
coromoro1: at 1:47 PM
coromoro1: the coolest man on earth was born
coromoro1: The name of this child was David
coromoro1: David Lopez
D Virus VX13: that's a commonly believed falacy buy whatever
D Virus VX13: keep going
coromoro1: lol
coromoro1: this all happened in the Hospital of Mexico City 8-)
D Virus VX13: ah, so a hut made of mud. Got it
coromoro1: lol stfu
D Virus VX13: KEEP GOING
coromoro1: David had two older sisters
coromoro1: who were actually half sisters
coromoro1: one was seven years older than him
coromoro1: the other ten years older
coromoro1: David grew
D Virus VX13: not really
coromoro1: lol stfu
coromoro1: David had a big family
coromoro1: :-)
coromoro1: Few cousins here and there
coromoro1: aunts
coromoro1: uncles
coromoro1: grandparents...
coromoro1: and so on
D Virus VX13: too much mexican sex
coromoro1: zoll
D Virus VX13: continue
coromoro1: hmm
D Virus VX13: more about YOU
coromoro1: so anyway, David started playing nintendo at the age of 3
coromoro1: NES, he would play at his uncle's house
D Virus VX13: what with being behind the times of course
coromoro1: of course
D Virus VX13: his uncle's TV still using a beta
coromoro1: Duck Hunt, Mario Bros., and other crappy games
coromoro1: other games
coromoro1: which were crappy
coromoro1: time went by
D Virus VX13: yeah yeah yeah
coromoro1: and David went to New York with his family
coromoro1: and they got an SNES!!!
coromoro1: and David played it a lot
coromoro1: and stuff
D Virus VX13: getting classy there huh
D Virus VX13: what happened next?
coromoro1: The first game David beat was Super Mario World
coromoro1: at the age of 6 :-)
coromoro1: years passed
coromoro1: nothing important happened
coromoro1: until David was 8!
D Virus VX13: what a disgusting ammount of wasted time
coromoro1: when the family all pitched in to get David the super cool and new N64
coromoro1: David played it again and again
D Virus VX13: am I to understand that the only good events in your life revolved around new systems?
coromoro1: Mario 64, Mario Kart, Ocarina of Time...
coromoro1: well
coromoro1: kinda
coromoro1: it'll get more interesting
coromoro1: oh yeah...
coromoro1: David's brother was born a year before that...
coromoro1: Emilio was his name
D Virus VX13: chop chop, you have 6 minutes left
coromoro1: oh my
coromoro1: so
D Virus VX13: emilio beaner right?
coromoro1: yes 8-)
coromoro1: years passed...
coromoro1: oh yeah
coromoro1: my parents divorced at the age of 3
D Virus VX13: ah
coromoro1: and this brother was also a half brother :-(
D Virus VX13: I'm sick of this high detail stuff. Get to the present
coromoro1: so I had three half-siblings 8-)
coromoro1: THEN
coromoro1: in the year 2000
coromoro1: the beaners moved to Canada
D Virus VX13: as is customary for their spiritual journey
coromoro1: of course
coromoro1: moved to Banff, Canada
coromoro1: for two months
coromoro1: David made friends
D Virus VX13: liar
coromoro1: even if his English was horrible :-(
coromoro1: Banff people were nice
coromoro1: then David moved to Vancouver
coromoro1: for two months
D Virus VX13: enough
coromoro1: took Summer school to learn more English
coromoro1: dang
D Virus VX13: where are you now?
coromoro1: uh, and then stuff happened, David moved from Vancouver to Banff like seven times
coromoro1: david met The Judge!!!
D Virus VX13: typical beaner
coromoro1: huge event
coromoro1: ;-)
D Virus VX13: there we go!
D Virus VX13: this is getting good now
coromoro1: and then
coromoro1: time passed
coromoro1: and one day
coromoro1: The Judge asked David to amuse him
D Virus VX13: orly
coromoro1: David, automatically started to strip
coromoro1: but that disgusted him
coromoro1: so David proceeded to tell him his life story
D Virus VX13: I'm going to read your story now and ignore any comments I made so that it looks as if you are telling me an unabridged story
D Virus VX13: wow......all I can say is that there wasn't nearly enough instances of my interference, because you apparently forgot all those times I beat you up
D Virus VX13: I give your life a 5/10
Life stories usually always suck anyway...But this one just explains why Coro is so...Corolike.
I lol'd. :cool:
finally a good one judge :cool:
I just don't like the ones that follow their own stereotypes. :(
Yup, that's my life story. :)
He was [/judged].
*shameless use of another's phrase*
Yeesh, even my life is more interesting than that.
Not really. :(
*gets Shade to tell story*
The Amala: K, life story now
ShadeXH: k
ShadeXH: It all started in the November of 1990, when my parents got horribly drunk and had unprotected sex
The Amala: don't try to be funny
ShadeXH: I'm not
The Amala: keep going
ShadeXH: later, in July of 1991, a new baby born arrived in the Bulgarelli household named David
The Amala: 86 was better
ShadeXH: David got incredibly fat by eating a lot of cake and spaghetti 6 times a week
The Amala: what horrible parents you have
ShadeXH: this disgusted him later in life and he became a minor anorexic (or so I'm told)
ShadeXH: Just before his 1st b-day, David's grandpa died, he was very sad, even though he had not clue what happened
The Amala: then he wasn't sad
The Amala: he was happy like a normal baby
ShadeXH: 6 years later, after many trips to Traverse City and a ton of Lasagna, David turned 7 on the 31st of July
ShadeXH: he recieved a Playstation :-)
The Amala: ooh la la
ShadeXH: and played Crash Bandicoot through the night, which ended and seven 'o' clock, his bed time
ShadeXH: oh, and when he was 5, his family moved around the corner to a new house
ShadeXH: with an attached apartment thingy for his widowed grandmother
The Amala: this story sucks
ShadeXH: yep
ShadeXH: after many emotional and psychotic problems, he emerged a changed child into the disturbed and perverted imp he is today
ShadeXH: there
ShadeXH: i don't feel like remembering any more
The Amala: and it was far too short
The Amala: and didn't have nearly enough instances of ME in it
ShadeXH: oh, and at the age of 13, he met The Judge
ShadeXH: the most influecial person in his life
The Amala: **** you *blocks*
There is much you do not know. ;)
My life story>all yours
[b]Me neither...HAHA!
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