Gems

Post sniplets that rule here.

Or... Mexijew

AdTheLad998: I love me in so many ways!
Dreamgate Sabre: How nice for you :)
Dreamgate Sabre: name one
AdTheLad998: masturbation, mainly!

Skitzo Control: I saw a prostitute lastnight, working the streets.
Skitzo Control: And you know what I thought?
AdTheLad998: no
Skitzo Control: I thought, "That young lady has to sell her body many times, every night, just to stay alive. And it's all because Speedy's British."
AdTheLad998: lol
Skitzo Control: I thought it was rather comical, myself, until I realized that her being a street-walker actually has absolutely nothing to do with you. But I like to blame you for life's bad things.
Skitzo Control: Because you're British.
AdTheLad998: ah
Skitzo Control: I hope that makes your day more abysmal than it already would be.

And later...

Skitzo Control: Okay, this is low. Ultimate low. I feel pathetic... So, I was at the mall the other night, and I started talking to this cute asian girl that just came out of the theater.
AdTheLad998: GET IN THERE
Skitzo Control: She said, "You aren't like most people around here. Where are you from?" and I said, "Actually, I live here. I'm born and raised here."
Skitzo Control: She looked down, in shame, and said, "Oh... I'm sorry."
AdTheLad998: lol
AdTheLad998: lol
Skitzo Control: Now, it gets worse. She's apologizing to me, out of pity, because I live in Utah.
AdTheLad998: i thought she was apologising for thinking you were from somewhere else >:o
AdTheLad998: but yeah Utah sucks lol 8-)
Skitzo Control: I asker her where she was from... North Korea.
AdTheLad998: OH GOD NO
Skitzo Control: How pathetic is it, when somebody from North Korea, the most fascist country on the planet, feels sorry for you when you come from Utah?
AdTheLad998: utah still sucks
Skitzo Control: Apparently, it sucks worse than North Korea.
AdTheLad998: yeah :-(
AdTheLad998: at least North Korea has a shred of culture :-*

Things like this can be lethal in humour content:

Kirby Shat (5:34:31 PM): Me and Klepto blew up your blog.
Kirby Shat (5:34:38 PM): For laughs, mainly.
metaknights123 (5:34:47 PM): i wouldent believe you with a 30 foot pole

LinkmaN39: OMG will you be mah valentine? lawl wtf:-*
The Dan Slice: yah sur y not :-*
LinkmaN39: OMFG TY!
The Dan Slice: No problem.
The Dan Slice: After all, it's not like you could get a girl to be your Valentine. 8-)
The Dan Slice: BURN >:o
LinkmaN39: oh f*ck you

Quite a long gem

"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: youch
Indeed says: meow
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: i meant to say touch
Indeed says: ok then
Indeed says: what do you want to touch????
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: whatever
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: im not picky
Indeed says: lol
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: can i touch you?
Indeed says: only at the weekend
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: well its half term
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: thats good enough surely?
Indeed says: NO
Indeed says: it MUST be the weekend
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: ok
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: sorry
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: please dont use capitals
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: capitlas are shouting
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: and hurt my internet ears
Indeed says: well
Indeed says: it is vital you understand
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: i understand
Indeed says: gooood
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: how about firday evenings?
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: they are the start if the weekend
Indeed says: no
Indeed says: unless u pay extra
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: i have to pay?
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: i thought it was free touching
Indeed says: ;-)
"Evil Evolves" in 30 days... says: ;-*

ShadeXH: lmao
ChaNintendo: lmao?
ChaNintendo: loving masturbation across offices?
ShadeXH: no

The Dan Slice: If you could give me a nickname
The Dan Slice: What would it be?
Linko Sixteen: uh
Linko Sixteen: The Indispensable Sydney, Knower of All Things Great and Powerful.
The Dan Slice: Twelve characters or less. X_X
Linko Sixteen: Figures

Heh, wow... I just went surfing through my logs and found some gems with Linkman.


LinkmaN39: 99% of DBZ fans are either under the age of ten, or mentally retarded.
The Dan Slice: And the other 1% are both.
LinkmaN39: lol
The Dan Slice: Actually, I think those percentages are backwards. :/
LinkmaN39: BURN!
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The Dan Slice: Silly Chris. Ninjas don't wear pants.
LinkmaN39: since when?
The Dan Slice: Since the dawn of time, you tard.
LinkmaN39: then what do they wear?
The Dan Slice: They wear nothing.
The Dan Slice: Because ninjas do not exist.
The Dan Slice: They are a figment of your imagination.
The Dan Slice: Except they can kill you and stuff... yeah...
------------------------------------
*This was a few days before the release of the Nintendo DS.
LinkmaN39: OMG
LinkmaN39: I TOUCHED it! :-)
The Dan Slice: OMFG!!!
The Dan Slice: How was it?
LinkmaN39: orgasmic :-)
The Dan Slice: Radical. 8-)
LinkmaN39: Yeah, and I also saw the DS too. :-)
The Dan Slice: O_o


I'll post more if I come across them.

GayZombie138: I wonder if Crhistopher Reeves could be a Power Ranger with his super wheel chair.
GayZombie138: You are retarted

unfunny

Referring to me having to dissect a cat in Anatomy Lab and the teacher warning us that they'll be wet and squirty:

Shin Rawr: I hope I get a squirter today :D
Anigmasis: oll
Anigmasis: Why?
Shin Rawr: I heard that the best pussies are the ones that squirt :(
Anigmasis: Oh. :(
Anigmasis: Haha. I read that wrong.
Anigmasis: Ahem. :(
Shin Rawr: Like I told Lisa, if air escapes from my pussy, I'll think of her first.
Anigmasis: Hahaha
Shin Rawr: What's sad is I'm going to be making these references the whole time I'm in the lab..... god help my lab partner.
Anigmasis: Haha.
Anigmasis: Do you think they'll find it funny?.
Shin Rawr: No. But I'll be giggling like a little girl.

unfunny

StartingDarkBulb: I bought my Gamecube a GF, but they started getting real frisky at night, So I seperated good ol jetty from indigo. She's now cheating on jetty with Xboxy
StartingDarkBulb: She said Jetty "wouldn't work"

unfunny

test

Massive phail

Heres one me and my friend were saying just happened
Dam that Cam says: Amelia is great shes fun and cool
Killer Jordo I wanna girl with a short skirt and a long jacket says: but together that makes fool
Dam the Cam says: yea well Killer Jordo put togehter is Kojer!
Killer Jordo I wanna girl with a short skirt and a long jacket says: whats your point
Dam the Cam: WHY MUST U PUT ME DOWN

DeathByMinnow1: Hey there! How are you today?
kodachislice signed off at 10:10:32 AM.


People are so nice to me.

unfunny

That's far more than two-timing, my friend. What does one do to get on that list?

DamieonDawg4214: hi
T0mf00lery: hello
DamieonDawg4214: what forum are you from?
T0mf00lery: whichever forum I want to be from
DamieonDawg4214: ...
DamieonDawg4214: what forum
T0mf00lery: all of the GW forums
DamieonDawg4214: oh
DamieonDawg4214: bye
T0mf00lery signed off at 8:40:29 PM.
i blocked him..... i don't know why

skipenfall: you're so silly
crazykid265: u momma mo sille in da bed

ShadeXH: just showed my friend goatse for the first time
D Virus VX13: lol
ShadeXH: reaction was unexpected.......
D Virus VX13: hm?
ShadeXH: " Ew! They show his penis! "
ShadeXH: im like, wtf
D Virus VX13: wtf
ShadeXH: i know

Nimrod // says:
leaving so soon?
AMBASSADOR QUAN says:
yeah
AMBASSADOR QUAN says:
going to bed now
AMBASSADOR QUAN says:
wait
AMBASSADOR QUAN says:
how the fuck did you know i was leaving?
Nimrod // says:
;)
AMBASSADOR QUAN says:
....
Nimrod // says:
Psyenergy.
AMBASSADOR QUAN says:
tell me
Nimrod // says:
PSYENERGY
AMBASSADOR QUAN says:
...
AMBASSADOR QUAN says:
i mean
AMBASSADOR QUAN says:
i didnt tell anyone or anything
Nimrod // says:
Im viewing ur webcam thru a backdoor
AMBASSADOR QUAN says:
then youd be viewing my desk you fucking pillock
Nimrod // says:
fuck

King Nicodemus: You know, an irregular sleep schedule tends to add stress to you life, which is already full of such a nature.
Sabreydoo: It's 11:23
Sabreydoo: PM
King Nicodemus: Then you should sleep.
Sabreydoo: nah, I'll be fine.
King Nicodemus: I trust you to make your own decisions.
King Nicodemus: But taking a kind word of advice never hurt a thing, has it?
Sabreydoo: "hey, i hear indonesia's nice this time of year."

unfunny

This is a guy from ZeldaPower I know as Kero...

Gamegeniekid: [url]www.lik-sang.com[/url]
Gamegeniekid: They have those figures you just showed me
Gamegeniekid: As well as a crapload of other cool stuff
Linko Sixteen: Ah, cool.
Linko Sixteen: HOLY @#$%
Linko Sixteen: STREET FIGHTER CONTROLLERS.
Gamegeniekid: Hell yeah
Linko Sixteen: ... All for the @#$%ing PS2.
Gamegeniekid: XD
Gamegeniekid: Get a PS2, then
Linko Sixteen: I have one
Linko Sixteen: but... who cares about PS2?

Me and maian discussing some pics from the GCN version of NBA Street V3.

The Dan Slice: I have a pic of Luigi dunking over someone
The Dan Slice: Saying "WHITE BOY CAN HUMP"
The Dan Slice: ...
The Dan Slice: i swear to gawd, typo
The Dan Slice: jump*
Maian366: lmao
The Dan Slice: I SWEAR MAN
The Dan Slice: STOP LAUGHING >:O
Maian366: xD
The Dan Slice: ...stop it. :'(
Maian366: :X

Skitzo Control: You know... I love it when I search for a movie and I get porn. That way, I can download the porn, and then tell everybody, "Oops, I thought that was the real movie."
SoulCaliburRF: lol
SoulCaliburRF: Fo shizzle.
Skitzo Control: IT's the manly thing to do.
Skitzo Control: I can download "Jenna Jameson - The Girl Next Door."
SoulCaliburRF: Heh, yeah.
Skitzo Control: Or, "Girl Next Door - Hardcore Porn Cute Asian Schoolgirl Forced Deepthroat Anal Doggystyle ****ed Hard Rape Interracial Beastiality XXX."
SoulCaliburRF: lol
SoulCaliburRF: Never know, the last group of words might not fit.
Skitzo Control: Yeh, I think it's the "cute" part that throws it off.

unfunny

LinkmaN39: going to have to shut down soon.
The Dan Slice: Why?
LinkmaN39: complete this ad-aware scan.
The Dan Slice: Ah
LinkmaN39: I was well over-due
LinkmaN39: it's found over 1000 objects. 8-)
The Dan Slice: lol pron sites 8-)
LinkmaN39: zelda pron ads: 700 :'(
The Dan Slice: For shame. >:O

unfunny

unfunny

Rob and I discussing Dream Theater.

The Dan Slice: I don't know any of the messages in their songs. :-(
The Dan Slice: I just listen to them 'cause they're cool. 8-)
Dreamgate Sabre: what song would you like to know any of the messages of 8-)
The Dan Slice: None, really.
The Dan Slice: If I figured out the message, it might be something I dislike.
The Dan Slice: Then I'd be all "wtf no that song's teh ghey ;o"
Dreamgate Sabre: well, what do you THINK lie's about 8-)
The Dan Slice: a lie 8-)
Dreamgate Sabre: ...
Dreamgate Sabre: lmao

unfunny

Jack - Only 87 days until Octavarium! says:
tapioca iv
Jack - Only 87 days until Octavarium! says:
like tapioca, but... intravenous... >.<
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
tapioca the fourth took a river to the sky!
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
true story
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
what, do you want me to remove my user title?
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
IT WILL BE A FLURRY OF SUPER MODERATOR ONCE MORE if i do
Jack - Only 87 days until Octavarium! says:
no! not at all
Jack - Only 87 days until Octavarium! says:
if you do, I'll binge drink lubricant and oxo cubes
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
Awesome
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
Done.
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
You maintain your end of the deal, now.
Jack - Only 87 days until Octavarium! says:
**** you
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
photos, too, please

Shin Rawr: GET CDS :D
Shin Rawr: See, cds are better than a ds
Shin Rawr: because there's another letter and stuff.

Psychic Mesent: Oh my stars!

(NOTE: I really don't know this person)
dafatboy3200: hey do u have a myspae thing
kodachislice: a what?
dafatboy3200: myspace
kodachislice: a what?
dafatboy3200: never mind then
kodachislice: explain
kodachislice: what it is
dafatboy3200: its like a thing where u like uh meet other people i guess
kodachislice: as in...
kodachislice: like in person?
dafatboy3200: yes
kodachislice: like one of those dating services?
dafatboy3200: no just for friends unless u want that
dafatboy3200: but mostly for friends
kodachislice: I'm gonna block you now, ok?
dafatboy3200 signed off at 8:41:20 PM.



GayZombie138: I totaly own you in looks any day
kodachislice: BUT NOT TOTALLY OLL

Kirby Shat (7:52:24 PM): Nai Kyo (7:46:56 PM): Who?
Kirby Shat (7:47:04 PM): Goatse. Do a google on it.
Kirby Shat (7:47:11 PM): He's really cool.
Nai Kyo (7:47:24 PM): Um...no

and

Kirby Shat (7:53:07 PM): Kirby Shat (7:44:57 PM): Do you give rimjobs for a nickel?
Nai Kyo (7:45:11 PM): Don't know what a rimjob is.

redshades41: David...
redshades41: when I die...
redshades41: will you want to...
redshades41: [hug me and sob mercilessly]
ShadeXH: have hardcore, necro?
ShadeXH: yes
redshades41: o, ***...
redshades41: Well, I won't care...I'm dead...
redshades41: and limp...
redshades41: very limp...
redshades41: and cold...
redshades41: Mr. Happy shrinks when he's cold...

So incorrect. It's called Rigomortis, folks. When you die you become very rigid, and for a while, you have an involuntary erection.

You do? Are you sure? About the erection thingy, I mean. You only get an erection if the blood rushes to your d*ick, when stimulated. We learned about it in health class.

rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
ADMIRAL ANTHRAX: lol, i'm so totally going to win this, because my biceps ripple when I click my fingers
(zoom in on the screen, AA clicks to vote himself)
ADMIRAL ANTHRAX: WHAT LOL, I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS VOTED FOR MYSELF. THIS CALLS FOR A SWITCH OF CLOTHES.
(switch focus to aa's face, and ensure that his lower half is hidden beneath the desk. for your own sanity. aa takes off trousers)
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
ADMIRAL ANTHRAX: OKAY, NOW TIME TO FLEX MY DELETION MUSCLES
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
(switch focus to a black screen with the word "CENSORED" written all over it. flick back to a completely trashed out room, with a corpse on the floor, and admiral anthrax looking satisfied. pan to screen, admiral anthrax is making a new thread in the mod board)
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
ADMIRAL ANTHRAX: lol, this'll show them. spinach is yummy.
rdw - my black and whites are turning red..! says:
(fade out)

LinkmaN39: I love Photoshop 8-)
The Dan Slice: You suck with it I bet haha pwned 8-)
LinkmaN39: better than you. >:O
LinkmaN39: lol pwn 8-)
The Dan Slice: phah lies 8-)
The Dan Slice: lol counter-pwn 8-)
LinkmaN39: I can skins and use the splice tool.
LinkmaN39: OMFG LVL SSJ99 PWN BLAST!!!
The Dan Slice: Nightwish sucks.
The Dan Slice: CIRCUMSIZE'D!!!!
LinkmaN39: better than Breaking Benjamin.
The Dan Slice: Wait... Nightwish sucks better than Breaking Benjamin?
The Dan Slice: I'll have to keep that in mind. =)

LinkmaN39: I love Photoshop 8-)
The Dan Slice: You suck with it I bet haha pwned 8-)
LinkmaN39: better than you. >:O
LinkmaN39: lol pwn 8-)
The Dan Slice: phah lies 8-)
The Dan Slice: lol counter-pwn 8-)
LinkmaN39: I can skins and use the splice tool.
LinkmaN39: OMFG LVL SSJ99 PWN BLAST!!!
The Dan Slice: Nightwish sucks.
The Dan Slice: CIRCUMSIZE'D!!!!
LinkmaN39: better than Breaking Benjamin.
The Dan Slice: Wait... Nightwish sucks better than Breaking Benjamin?
The Dan Slice: I'll have to keep that in mind. =)


Caligo Avalonis: i'm waiting
The Dan Slice: waiting for what ;o
Caligo Avalonis: oh nothing ;-)
The Dan Slice: are you coming on to me? >:O
Caligo Avalonis: I wish I were cuming onto you
The Dan Slice: LISA =-O
The Dan Slice: Where'd you learn such language >:o
Caligo Avalonis: You :-(

Skitzo Control: 'Sup dizzle?
DexterGolden: Washing the puppies.
Skitzo Control: My G[b][/b]od... I hope that's not a euphemism.
---
mrkatana0: say, have you ever seen 24?
Skitzo Control: Heard of it, don't watch it.
mrkatana0: aka the best show that fox has ever produced?
mrkatana0: it's up there with the shield
Skitzo Control: That's not saying much, considering Fox is utter sh[b][/b]it.

uk bebop: lets get married
kodachislice: Why
uk bebop: do i need a reason?
kodachislice: Yes.
uk bebop: oh...well, what's the most common reason?
kodachislice: money
kodachislice: with "I was so wasted" coming in a close second
uk bebop: i want to marry you for money.
uk bebop: i am wasted

Sesshoumaru31389: Why is it a bad place to get them.. and are you some kind of pirate or something?
k IrbY sh AT: Arr...
k IrbY sh AT: I said, ARRRR.
Sesshoumaru31389 signed off at 5:58:38 PM.

ShadeXH: Okay, dude, AC/DC sux k thx
PaRtYmAn879: ok if u ever says ozzy or led zepplin or acdc or queen or pink flod or hendirx or kelly clarksen ever suck again your alive
ShadeXH: kelly clarksen? wtf
PaRtYmAn879: she's awesome
ShadeXH: wow....

gollumgotroxd: lol i wanna impregnate u hailie jade 696
Hailie Jade696: That'd be awesome
Hailie Jade696: oll k get ur plastik penus and spurm

StartingDarkBulb: Watching my favorite anime 8-) Full Metal Panic pwns everything that lives
StartingDarkBulb: even donkey racing
Sesshoumaru31389: Donkey racing? Wouldnt that be a long *** race?
StartingDarkBulb: get it
StartingDarkBulb: ***
StartingDarkBulb: 8-)
Sesshoumaru31389: Yeah, that was kinda the point. lol.
StartingDarkBulb: oh, nice 8-)
StartingDarkBulb: so the pun was intended 8-)
Sesshoumaru31389: Nope, not at all.
StartingDarkBulb: ... **** IT >:o

HAHA HILARIOUS.

t EP hra 0: I did the fat one

Gamma Syndicate: [url="http://jesse.smith.isgay.com"]http://jesse.smith.isgay.com[/url]
NOAWacko: WAH!!! WAH!!! WAH!!! I cry!!!!

Gamma Syndicate: Jesse, can I ask you a question?
NOAWacko: I iz wacko. I no!!!
Gamma Syndicate: Can I have your body after you die?
NOAWacko: u need help!!!!

sniffthemuffins: :-*
Kirby Shat: Muffins. That's code for sex, isn't it?
sniffthemuffins: uh...
sniffthemuffins signed off at 7:54:47 PM

Jesus of Bulimia: I sacrificed my life for you.
Kirby Shat: Jesus, eh? Is that code for sex too?
Jesus of Bulimia: :-)
Jesus of Bulimia: uh
Jesus of Bulimia signed off at 7:56:22 PM.

sniffthemuffins: WTF
Linko Sixteen: wtf...?
sniffthemuffins: THERE'S A HUGE *** ****IN RASPBERRY IN MY CHEERIOS
Linko Sixteen: ... language... O.<
sniffthemuffins: I'm naming it Kenny. /\_/\
Linko Sixteen: k
sniffthemuffins: e
sniffthemuffins: n
sniffthemuffins: n
sniffthemuffins: y
sniffthemuffins: :-*
Linko Sixteen: That's a good name for a raspberry

[B]Then there's Judy and Penny.[/b]

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Here's an early April Fools joke I pulled on Linkman


LinkmaN39: want
LinkmaN39: to play
LinkmaN39: gunbound?
The Dan Slice: wtf?
The Dan Slice: what is gunbound >:O
LinkmaN39: stfu >:O
The Dan Slice: who are you neway
The Dan Slice: and y r u talking to daniel
LinkmaN39: your ***. >:O
The Dan Slice: ???
LinkmaN39: Dan?
The Dan Slice: he is n his room
The Dan Slice: y?
LinkmaN39: oh, you must be his sister. Sorry.
The Dan Slice: lol yeh
The Dan Slice: wan make out??
LinkmaN39: OMFG
The Dan Slice: Gotcha. :-*
LinkmaN39: indeed you did. 8-)
The Dan Slice: XD
The Dan Slice: Aw, ****.
LinkmaN39: I was weirded out. :P
The Dan Slice: I should've done that April 1st. :-(
LinkmaN39: lol
LinkmaN39: I wouldn't have believed it then.
The Dan Slice: Hmm...you're right.
The Dan Slice: EARLY APRIL FOOLS LOL

Shortly after...

LinkmaN39: should we take this to the Laundromat!?!?! >:o
The Dan Slice: u wan do it on the dryer? lol u wild
LinkmaN39: IN the dryer. :-*

Yeah, it's a double post. Sorry, alright? >=o


D Virus VX13: Anthony does NOT = >than me
The Dan Slice: Yes, Anthony does equal is greater than than you. :-(
D Virus VX13: yes he does
D Virus VX13: n't
D Virus VX13: f*ck
The Dan Slice: Owned.

Dreamgate Sabre: I think, he's scared of you.
FrozenEnigma947: If he was, then I don't think he'd take the risk of getting me angry by saying that I lower his self-esteem.
Dreamgate Sabre: No, the thing is, he thinks that's what you're out to do.
FrozenEnigma947: Hm.
Dreamgate Sabre: It's like, say your wife were a dominatrix and you were a librarian or trainspotter or something, you'd be like "oh, yes, very good spikes, you really inflicted a lot of pain on me. please don't kill me."
Dreamgate Sabre: It's just like that.
FrozenEnigma947: I hate you
Dreamgate Sabre: I wonder how they met.
FrozenEnigma947: "Uh, hi, my name is Ji-"
FrozenEnigma947: "OBEY ME."
FrozenEnigma947: "Sure!"
FrozenEnigma947: AND THEY'VE BEEN IN LOVE EVER SINCE.
Dreamgate Sabre: "excuse me, are you looking for a book?" "YOU ARE MY SEX SLAVE. CRAWL INTO THE CAGE, AND ATTACH THE GENITAL CUFF"
Dreamgate Sabre: Match made in heaven!

coromoro1: *in warta i fing a fish n i kil it and i use teh bones as a deeldo and then i eat a baby*
coromoro1: woops wrong window =o
The Dan Slice: ...
The Dan Slice: You keep your distance from me.

Skitzo Control: I'm so bored, I could write some poetry.
SoulCaliburRF: that's not gay at all!=-o

SoulCaliburRF: k how have you been since that one time
kodachislice: not bad
kodachislice: had dinner
SoulCaliburRF: rad!
SoulCaliburRF: IM GOING TO ALSO
SoulCaliburRF: but not yet
SoulCaliburRF: i wanted wendy's, but what with the finger and all.
SoulCaliburRF: they should've passed it off as a spice or something. that would've been awesome.
kodachislice: haha
kodachislice: What would it have been called?
kodachislice: "That's just a spice" "What spice is it?" "Finger."
SoulCaliburRF: it's wendy's patented chili fingers
SoulCaliburRF: no, home-style chili fingers.


kodachislice: hi
Zargathos: hey uh
Zargathos: if we're not about to have great sex
Zargathos: then i'll have to message you later
Zargathos: i'm doing homework.
kodachislice: what a coincidence!
Zargathos: hm?
kodachislice: I was just thinking "I should have some great sex with Zarg"
Zargathos: Wow.
Zargathos: Let's go.
kodachislice: "but only if he doesn't have homework to do"
Zargathos: aw

SoulCaliburRF: NO
SoulCaliburRF: MINES SMALLER I SWEAR

NOAWacko: er check the Mod board to see everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skitzo Control: I can't, you dick, you removed my modship.

It's only funny because I get to call Jesse a dick.:cool:

coromoro1: how a' you?
antmanmadness: I just farted and it was really bad
coromoro1: lmao 8-)
coromoro1: what kind of fart was it?
antmanmadness: sbd
coromoro1: sbd..?
antmanmadness: Silent but deadly
coromoro1: ahhh
coromoro1: 8-)
antmanmadness: it was quite rank
coromoro1: coo' 8-)
antmanmadness: kinda tacoish
coromoro1: lol 8-)

Anigmasis received C:\Documents and Settings\Philip Earely\Desktop\Vids and Movies\playwithmyballs.wmv.
Skitzo Control: Seroiusly, it's sick.
Anigmasis: Wow.
Anigmasis: ****
Skitzo Control: Impressed?
Anigmasis: Yes.
Anigmasis: I am.

Skitzo Control: So you've already watched that guy play with his balls?
coromoro1: yeah ;-)
Skitzo Control: How many times?
coromoro1: only once
coromoro1: on TV, actually
Skitzo Control: Oh... So you're just coming back for seconds?

NOAWacko: What was da file name and I can search for it.
Skitzo Control: playwithmyballs
NOAWacko: WHAT!!!!!!! That's porn!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOAWacko: Now THAT guy has skill!!!! :-D
Skitzo Control: Indeed.
NOAWacko: *Watched it twice!*

SomeonewhoIforget: How'd you become homeless?
Dreamgate Sabre: He lost his home, for starters.
t EP hra 0: sean fury told the government to bomb it

... :D That was awhile ago.

Elite KoH: I prefer a girl though with.. uhm... you know...
Skitzo Control: A penis?

ShadeXH: bitch
The Dan Slice: skank
ShadeXH: slut
The Dan Slice: wench
ShadeXH: whore
The Dan Slice: *DEGRADING FEMALE INSULT*

I use wench in a nice way, don't you dare drag it down to the level of slut!!!!

Other than that pretty funny.

The Dan Slice: EY MACARENA
ShadeXH: omg no
The Dan Slice: yeah
ShadeXH: that makes me think of Ganon
The Dan Slice: ganon
The Dan Slice: studly pig muffin
ShadeXH: no
ShadeXH: thats navi
ShadeXH: hes hot
The Dan Slice: o
The Dan Slice: navi's a girl
ShadeXH: not in my mind ;-)
The Dan Slice: EWWWWWWW

o Sadako Chan o: Instead of being a bitch and not saying anything all night, she SHOULD'VE told you what was wrong
o Sadako Chan o: I don't think you're in the wrong here
NVWC2006: she wasn't a b word!

Gamma Syndicate: whats with the silent treatment
Gamma Syndicate: do you not like me anymore or something
decapitt: no I was just busy teabagging my hand :(
Gamma Syndicate: what the FU[color=3][/color]CK

decapitt: ok
decapitt: so yeah
decapitt: before i go to sleep
decapitt: just remember this bit of advice k
Gamma Syndicate: yes?
decapitt: if you are going pee, always make sure that y
decapitt is away at 12:04:05.
Gamma Syndicate: oh you bastard

I havent really had any funny conversations lately. As soon as I do, I'll post it. Anyway, funny stuff.

Dreamgate Sabre: JACK IS NEVER ON AIM, KNAVE

Auto response from gollumgotroxd: what the **** why is jack not online

Dreamgate Sabre: predictive responses!
gollumgotroxd: how did you do that?!
Dreamgate Sabre: magic.
Dreamgate Sabre: TOTAL KEYBOARD WIZARDRY
gollumgotroxd: IS THAT WHAT YOU HAVE
Dreamgate Sabre: YEAH, IT LETS ME THINK "huh, what is mr mark mark's away message going to be OH YEAH I KNOW"
gollumgotroxd: fine then what is my new message :-*
Dreamgate Sabre: it says that you are gay, sire!

Auto response from gollumgotroxd: i am gay

gollumgotroxd: **** this wizardry

yes says:
my computer is going mother****ing crazy and can't even see what i'm ****ing typing
Jack - I hate you, Royal Mail. I hate you. says:
stop downloading so much hentai
Jack - I hate you, Royal Mail. I hate you. says:
it's all princess pussy's fault
Jack - I hate you, Royal Mail. I hate you. says:
:mad:
yes says:
see, i have no idea what the **** you just said.
Jack - I hate you, Royal Mail. I hate you. says:
probably a good job, too.

haha sucker :cool2:

Jack - space metal what says:
they should do a crossover between tubgirl and goatse
Jack - space metal what says:
"hey you, catch!"
Cody says:


Cody says:
yeah you need to out yourself :(
Jack - space metal what says:
I do not
Jack - space metal what says:
you need to in yourself
Cody says:
:cool:
Cody says:
:o
Cody says:
:mad:

The Dan Slice: I have bad news.
SoulCaliburRF: did I die?
The Dan Slice: btw, that's going in my sig
SoulCaliburRF: :-P
The Dan Slice: 8-)
SoulCaliburRF: It felt good when I was saying it. 8-)
The Dan Slice: How could you've felt it if you died? =o
SoulCaliburRF: I didn't die, I was just making sure 8-)
The Dan Slice: Ah. 8-)
SoulCaliburRF: oh, wait, but if I had felt it, then I should've known that I wasn't dead. OH *** ITS ILLOGICAL

Maian366: why? ;o
The Dan Slice: Dark Samus will eat my babies. :-(
Maian366: Well, crap. =\
Maian366: WAIT, YOU HAVE BABIES? >=o
The Dan Slice: Sure do. =)
The Dan Slice: Scary thing is, I'm still a virgin...
The Dan Slice: OMFG IT'S ILLOGICAL =O

gollumgotroxd: I don't look at PORN cause im chastitied!!!!!!!
gollumgotroxd: i hate sex!!!!!!!!!
NOAWacko: :-D
gollumgotroxd: lets be chastity together!!!

Conversation with a school friend turns paranormal...

Linko Sixteen: Andrew needs pictures pretty badly for a photo CD. Do you have any you could give him?
School Friend: yeah, and i have to give andy and d all the pix from the rest of the year.... o:"-)
School Friend: stop reading my mind!!
Linko Sixteen: OMG PWNED

Convo with friend then :mad:

He takes out a PDA

bulb : dude... what are you doing
him : nothing
bulb : youre watching porno in the middle of calculus
him : yea, whats wrong
bulb : try to find the anti derivative of her *******

yea, he really was watching porno on the pda

Poison- I

Dreamgate Sabre: y'know
Dreamgate Sabre: next erections
Dreamgate Sabre: we'll be able to vote
The Dan Slice: what
Dreamgate Sabre: We'd be like
Dreamgate Sabre: 18 and 19
Dreamgate Sabre: :-)
The Dan Slice: elections* =)
Dreamgate Sabre: Oh
Dreamgate Sabre: Yeah
The Dan Slice: Erections 8-)
Dreamgate Sabre: ...how the hell did I do that?
Dreamgate Sabre: hahaha
Dreamgate Sabre: they're like half way across the keyboard :-X

------------------------------

The Dan Slice: Your brother told me to speak the Queen's language:-(
Dreamgate Sabre: German?
The Dan Slice: English, you dope. :-(
Dreamgate Sabre: Actually, the Queen is German in ancestry.
The Dan Slice: =o
The Dan Slice: So...
The Dan Slice: Brits are actually the New-World Nazis. =-O
Dreamgate Sabre: Yeah, because like everything with a German leader is a nazi!
Dreamgate Sabre: CATHOLICS
The Dan Slice: Nazis!
Dreamgate Sabre: they'll holocaust us all!

Skitzo Control: When are you going to get offline?
Soul CaliburRF: I was thinking about 15 seconds.
Skitzo Control: Really? Race you.
Skitzo Control: 3
Skitzo Control: 2
Skitzo Control: 1
Skitzo Control: go!
Soul CaliburRF signed off at 1:04:03 a.m.
Skitzo Control: Haha, dirty newb, you actually thought I was going to leave.:cool:

D Virus VX13: Iris Baby
D Virus VX13: I got the bannana phone
D Virus VX13: all our troubles are over!
Missus Iris: Finally, I won't be lonely ever again!
Missus Iris: Wait, are we supposed to make calls with it?

:( yes you are :(

Caligo Avalonis: xD

Auto response from D Virus VX13: American Dad. Back in 30. If you don't live in the USA, you should die.

Caligo Avalonis: Canadian Dad is better.
D Virus VX13: you are so lame

rdw - "a relentless force consumed with these thoughts that kept on playing over" says:
hey, you adopted my post icon =)
Jack - "as I reflect upon the past, seven years in hibernation..." says:
I've been doing that for a while now. like, since august. :o
rdw - "a relentless force consumed with these thoughts that kept on playing over" says:
Yeah, I noticed a couple of months back. I just now remembered to mention it, however.
rdw - "a relentless force consumed with these thoughts that kept on playing over" says:
The arrow is a rad icon. =)
rdw - "a relentless force consumed with these thoughts that kept on playing over" says:
it's like "HEY, WE'RE NOT FULL OF DRIVEL, LOOK AT THIS POST. OR, IF YOU'D RATHER, LOOK AT THE BLACK STUFF IN THIS DIRECTION.
rdw - "a relentless force consumed with these thoughts that kept on playing over" says:
WOW, THERE SURE IS A LOT OF GREY STUFF BEFORE YOU GET THERE, LOL"
Jack - "as I reflect upon the past, seven years in hibernation..." says:
I want one that points the other way

[COLOR=DarkRed]cmsdalilsht:[/COLOR] Wanna murder old grannies?
[COLOR=Blue]Hiltlerslilnaziz:[/COLOR] Sure that's actually a hobby of mine
[COLOR=DarkRed]cmsdalilsht:[/COLOR] care to explain more?
[COLOR=Blue]Hiltlerslilnaziz:[/COLOR] I laugh everytime I see children get ran over by cars
[COLOR=DarkRed]cmsdalilsht:[/COLOR] I like to see fat people fall
[COLOR=Blue]Hiltlerslilnaziz:[/COLOR] It's like they are playing a huge game of pinball...and loose
[COLOR=DarkRed]cmsdalilsht:[/COLOR] I produce child porn for a living
[COLOR=Blue]Hiltlerslilnaziz:[/COLOR] *random coming*
[COLOR=Blue]Hiltlerslilnaziz:[/COLOR] Fill my belly button with Chili and slap me stupid!

floofykins: But is that HIGH ENOUGH
kodachislice: YES
floofykins: HOW HIGH IS IT
kodachislice: high enough


kodachislice: I hate how stupid my school is
SoulCaliburRF: why, what happened?
kodachislice: we can only get on like 2 websites in our school computers
kodachislice: the band at that concert(a school battle of the bands) played californication
kodachislice: but they made them change how they pronounced it
kodachislice: because it sounds like "fornicate" in it
kodachislice: that's like banning the word grass because it has *** in it
kodachislice: and the video yearbook thing was supposed to be a parody of austin powers
kodachislice: and they couldn't say shagged
SoulCaliburRF: ...wow.
kodachislice: we couldn't use the midget as minime EVEN THOUGH HE WANTED TO DO IT
kodachislice: we run into crap like that every day
kodachislice: back in the day, they banned the "make 7up yours " shirts
SoulCaliburRF: haha, what the hell? that's ridiculous.
kodachislice: BEE ARR BEE
SoulCaliburRF: word.
kodachislice: back
kodachislice: and with a yogurt!
SoulCaliburRF: so besides the fact that you're school is attracted to other schools of the same gender, how are you?

kodachislice: YES BUT I MUST SLEEP
SoulCaliburRF: >:o>:o>:o:'(:'(:'(:'(:-X:-(>:o:-(:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(
kodachislice: haha
SoulCaliburRF: I THINK THAT ACCURATELY PORTRAYED WHAT I AM FEELING

PsionicXero: can u do me a flavor?
StartingDarkBulb: A FLAVOR?
PsionicXero: favor*
StartingDarkBulb: LOL

AdTheLad998: WE'RE GOING TO KILL HIM
kodachislice: :-(
AdTheLad998: AND THAT FLOOZY HE'S HANGING WITH
kodachislice: only if we kill you first
AdTheLad998: I BET ITS THAT ****ING OHIL
AdTheLad998: *PHIL
kodachislice: OOOH
kodachislice: I'M TELLING
AdTheLad998: ?
kodachislice: phil
AdTheLad998: k
kodachislice: He's not on :-(
kodachislice: Know what would kill some time waiting for him to get on?
AdTheLad998: masturbating
kodachislice: I was thinking something more like
kodachislice: killing you
AdTheLad998: porn
kodachislice: k
AdTheLad998: WHAT KINDA PORN ARE YOU INTO?>:o
kodachislice: the kind with sex
AdTheLad998: oh yeah?
AdTheLad998: ians into that
kodachislice: DOES THIS DISGUST YOU?
AdTheLad998: nah, we watch it together 8-)
kodachislice: You disgust me.
AdTheLad998: ?:-(
kodachislice: You and your porn watching with Ian
kodachislice: sitting there
AdTheLad998: ...watching porn?
kodachislice: reaching over and helping each other
AdTheLad998: WHAT
AdTheLad998: FILTHY
kodachislice: then sharing a passionate
kodachislice: handshake
kodachislice: pat on the back
kodachislice: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
AdTheLad998: you so want to join us 8-)
kodachislice: ???
kodachislice: EW NO
AdTheLad998: oh come on 8-)
kodachislice: EW NO
AdTheLad998: oh come on 8-)
kodachislice: EW k
AdTheLad998: ill bring the handcuffs 8-)
kodachislice: I'll bring the scissors.
kodachislice: I mean porn
kodachislice: yes?
AdTheLad998: yes
kodachislice: DID YOU START WITHOUT ME
kodachislice: yes?
AdTheLad998: YEAH
kodachislice: YOU SUCK

The Dan Slice: hsevenper
h7per: yes
The Dan Slice: WHY IS HSIXPER AFRAID OF U LOL
h7per: its one letter away from hsexper lol!
The Dan Slice: Wrong.
The Dan Slice: You were supposed to say "because i ate hnineper lol"
The Dan Slice: And then I could make some joke about you eating yourself
The Dan Slice: And post it in the Gems thread
The Dan Slice: BUT NO
The Dan Slice: YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT
h7per: lol the pink part tasted good

Jack - "as I reflect upon the past, seven years in hibernation..." says:
my legs are really hairy.
Hopefully, no more bk! says:
mine too!

caligoavalon: ho, are those houses:@
Vittra moves to Virginia Ave..
Vittra: yes
Vittra: No, they'e pooz from ur dog

Caligo Avalonis:I hate really chewy, sticky things
Caligo Avalonis:but I'll still eath some
StartingDarkBulb:oh dear thats hawt, laffy taffy?

kodachislice: I just ran into someone that typed out "Yo, dog"
SoulCaliburRF: all the cool kids do =-O
kodachislice: the whole post was "Yo dog, those posts were made before he got banned. "
SoulCaliburRF: ...heh
kodachislice: it just sounds so... horrible
kodachislice: if he was going to start like that, he shoud have went for the full post-retardation
SoulCaliburRF: yeah with e-bonics (LOL CLEVER IMPROMPTU PLAY ON WORDS) its all or nothing
SoulCaliburRF: like "yo dawg those posts was all up in here WAY before he got bizanned bizzle" or "IM AFRICAN AMERICAN"

Missus Iris: Where are you????

Auto response from antmanmadness: I'm tricking iris

Silvershade Lynx: why is hsixper afraid of you
h7per: because hsixper is a fu[color=3][/color]cking pussy


Silvershade Lynx: oh go whack off a horse.
decapitt: is it so bad??

Silvershade Lynx: ooh, a naked boy.

PsionicXero: i was you to seceed!
StartingDarkBulb: wtf did you just type?
PsionicXero: i want u to seceed!
StartingDarkBulb: succeed?
PsionicXero: yes
StartingDarkBulb: ...
PsionicXero: that
PsionicXero: .. = )
StartingDarkBulb: I'm so posting this

ShadeXH: hello my favorite sex puppet
h7per: >:0
ShadeXH: fine, you can give head tonight
h7per: :-X
ShadeXH: but then, back to normal
h7per signed off at 8:32:51 PM.

swi sh 0 matic: who do you like more, kent or... sain
ShadeXH: Kent
ShadeXH: dude
swi sh 0 matic: I know
swi sh 0 matic: sain is so gay
swi sh 0 matic: ^_^
ShadeXH: but he's a playa, how can he be gay? :(
swi sh 0 matic: ahahhahaha, maybe he has syph
ShadeXH: HAHAHAHA!

PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: u had me ****ing thinking my grand mother was crazy????
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: OMFG
StartingDarkBulb [11:59 PM]: well she farts
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: lol...
StartingDarkBulb [11:59 PM]: so i guess shes a bit crazy
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: stop it!
StartingDarkBulb [11:59 PM]: LOL
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: im trying to be ****ed at u
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: and u tell me my grand mother farts
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: u killed the whole mood

PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: u had me ****ing thinking my grand mother was crazy????
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: OMFG
StartingDarkBulb [11:59 PM]: well she farts
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: lol...
StartingDarkBulb [11:59 PM]: so i guess shes a bit crazy
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: stop it!
StartingDarkBulb [11:59 PM]: LOL
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: im trying to be mad at u
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: and u tell me my grand mother farts
PsionicXero [11:59 PM]: u killed the whole mood

Skitzo Control: Who are you? Answer the question.
AdTheLad998: ADAM
Skitzo Control: No, that's your name.
Skitzo Control: Who are you?
AdTheLad998: speedfreak>:o
Skitzo Control: That's your nickname. Who are you?
AdTheLad998: A DIRTY BRIT
Skitzo Control: That's your ethnicity.
Skitzo Control: Who are you?
AdTheLad998: *******it, what information do you want?>:o
Skitzo Control: What makes you you?
AdTheLad998: skin and blood, mostly
AdTheLad998: I AM
AdTheLad998: SPEEDFREAK AKA THE GUY PHIL HATES BECAUSE IM BRITISH
Skitzo Control: Oh for hell's sake, you filthy ****ing Brits couldn't even keep America, I don't expect you to be able to answer an identity question.

(18:03:15) Wandering Soul: BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!1!111one!!!!!one+1!
(18:03:33) Dan: gomgomgg
(18:03:35) Dan: eff you
(18:03:43) Wandering Soul: well, eff you too
(18:03:59) Wandering Soul: feelin teh lub der Eh?
(18:04:05) Dan: ?
(18:04:08) Dan: yah
(18:04:12) Dan: shur am
(18:04:40) Wandering Soul: Me and my mushroomie pants are feelin secksy
(18:04:43) Wandering Soul: you dig
(18:05:22) Dan: *snaps fingers* Foo' I ain't yo *** piece. Hellz nah.
(18:05:52) Wandering Soul: *smacks Barbies **** THATS WHAT JOO TINK
(18:06:12) Dan: oh *** i'm like turned on now that you resolved to violence let's fux! :-[
(18:06:28) Wandering Soul: *makes with teh Secks
(18:07:10) Wandering Soul: *finises
(18:07:24) Wandering Soul: Just letting you know, Ive had better
(18:07:26) Dan: was it guuuuuud?
(18:07:29) Dan: ...OH HELL NO
(18:07:33) Dan: *grabs gun*
(18:07:35) Dan: HELL! NO!
(18:07:41) Wandering Soul: HEYYYY
(18:07:48) Dan: WTF YOU'RE FONZIE NOW?
(18:07:54) Dan: I DON'T THINK SO!
(18:07:58) Dan: *points gun*
(18:08:00) Wandering Soul: All this gun talk is makin me sexy again
(18:08:07) Wandering Soul: LETS DO IT BIATCH
(18:08:07) Dan: oh *** yes!
(18:08:09) Dan: YES!
(18:08:30) Wandering Soul: *starts and finishes in 0.000008 seconds
(18:08:54) Wandering Soul: Meh
(18:09:00) Dan: *shoots you*
(18:09:04) Dan: *in the penis*
(18:09:05) Wandering Soul: gah
(18:09:15) Wandering Soul: *is now castrated
(18:09:35) Wandering Soul: YOU SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE PENIS
(18:09:44) Wandering Soul: SERIOUSLY!! THAT HURT
(18:09:56) Wandering Soul: I think my grandmother felt that one
(18:10:00) Dan: ^_^
(18:10:09) Wandering Soul: Dont you be gib.....
(18:10:15) Wandering Soul: *dies from the blood loss

Caligo Avalonis: you fly to toronto or something?
StartingDarkBulb: Minni... something
StartingDarkBulb: apple is

Pocochu: So
Pocochu: steve it's been three ays since you sent me any good girl on ittie on cow porn
Pocochu: *kittie
Pocochu: oops
Pocochu: wrong window
StartingDarkBulb: ....... dude, you really creeped me out
StartingDarkBulb: like right there

The Dream Flange: "holy place"
The Dream Flange returned at 5:56:25 PM.
The Dream Flange: the vaginal crease
ShadeXH: oooohhhh
ShadeXH: i thought you meant masturbating
The Dream Flange: .....
The Dream Flange: unless you are a girl, in which place it is the same thing, then....
The Dream Flange: keep it to yerself
ShadeXH: hahahahaha
The Dream Flange: bacon bacon bacon

Elite KoH: Okay... 2 minutes ago, every single ****ing person in the world wanted to talk to me and now... zip. So you're the only one left.

Auto response from Missus Iris: I am away from my computer right now.

Elite KoH: FINE, **** YOU!
Elite KoH: AND YOUR FAKE BOOBS!
Elite KoH: *****.

Majoracle (11:09:55 PM): I'm jealous now lol.
h7per (11:10:00 PM): Most males really enjoy being male. Let's face it

coromoro1: yeah, mike is so gay, he should be killed.
coromoro1: woops
coromoro1: wrong window :(
sunaipakun: Missus Iris: I bet that fag sniper is AFK again.
sunaipakun: I get it a lot
coromoro1: hahaha
coromoro1: :cool:

Dreamgate Sabre: HEY JACK, LET'S SEX
Dreamgate Sabre: play along, i'm trying to prove to netman that you're not a prude >:o
Dreamgate Sabre: because he's like "omg jack's such a prude lol!"
Dreamgate Sabre: OH JUST SAY K
Silvershade Lynx: k
Silvershade Lynx: 8-)
Silvershade Lynx: i love men
Silvershade Lynx: i want to do a cow in the ***
Silvershade Lynx: i have a vomit fetish
Dreamgate Sabre: THANKS THAT'S ENOUGH

Linko Sixteen: That is to say, I would be going to get the mail if it weren't @#$%ING SUNDAY.
Linko Sixteen: *sob*
Missus Iris: :-(
Missus Iris: Need a hug?
Linko Sixteen: please
Missus Iris: *calls burly man over to hug you*
Linko Sixteen: *digs a hole and hides in it*
Linko Sixteen: I'd hide behind the stack of mail
Linko Sixteen: but it's SUNDAY.
Missus Iris: Well
Missus Iris: That's sad
Missus Iris: Isn't it?
Missus Iris: Need a hug?
Linko Sixteen: Fool me once, shame on you...
Linko Sixteen: Fool me twice... gimme a hug, ****it
Missus Iris: I'll give you one
Missus Iris: Put I won't be the hugger
Missus Iris: But*
Linko Sixteen: then who? O.o
Missus Iris: *points to burly man*
Linko Sixteen: I'm going to go write some mail to myself to hide behind.


Linko Sixteen: I'm so lame. ; ;
Missus Iris: yeah

<Rev> i doubt they have sex either...
<Misoxeny> I think everything is illegal over there.
<Rev> guyprobobly jerks off and heats it into the womans pussy with a branding iron
<Misoxeny> 'Sides, what woman wants a gay, ****ty dick?
<Rev> women don't give a **** over there
<Misoxeny> From all that clumping sodomy action?
<Rev> no pun intended
<Misoxeny> They queef too hard to care.
<Rev> :(

ub3r don izzle: wait do you think we can sneak into the milano?
theblobishere92: were aloud in..
ub3r don izzle: allowed.
ub3r don izzle: lmao
theblobishere92: stfu

The milano is his dad's apartment.

SoulCaliburRF: ****, the one time I need Speedy...
The Dan Slice: He's...
SoulCaliburRF: Not on :-(
The Dan Slice: Oh. I was gonna say.. well, nevermind. 8-)
SoulCaliburRF: I NEED TO ASK HIM...
The Dan Slice: Yes?
SoulCaliburRF: if people use the English beaches for swimming a lot >:o
SoulCaliburRF: like, I dunno if they'd be cold or... you know, disgusting 8-)
The Dan Slice: Hah 8-)
The Dan Slice: Most likely disgusting.
The Dan Slice: And they'd smell like tea. :O
SoulCaliburRF: of course =-O
The Dan Slice: I bet they make tea from all the dirt and stuff that washes off the ocean-goers. :-(
The Dan Slice: Then they bottle the stuff and sell it.
SoulCaliburRF: so if you had to guess
SoulCaliburRF: would you say they swim in it 8-)
The Dan Slice: Yeah. :-)
The Dan Slice: To make bad tea, of course. 8-)
SoulCaliburRF: youre no help :-(
SoulCaliburRF: WHY CANT YOU BE MORE BRITISH
The Dan Slice: DREAM THEATER \M/\M/\M/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dan Slice: How 'bout now? =D
SoulCaliburRF: That was pretty British. But Dream Theater sucks 8-)
------------------------------------------------------------------
The Dan Slice: I am so unfunny...
The Dan Slice: But I guess that's what makes me cool. :-)
The Dan Slice: ...am I cool, Ian? :-(
SoulCaliburRF: I'D HIT IT
The Dan Slice: =O
SoulCaliburRF: :-P
The Dan Slice: Like... in the face, or..? :-(
SoulCaliburRF: no like sexual intercross
The Dan Slice: ...in the face?

Anigmasis: I'm surprised he was on Prozac for a long period of time and likes Death Metal.
Skitzo Control: Jim Carrey? He's Canadian, what do you expect?
--
AdTheLad998: im on drugs help:-(
Skitzo Control: What kind of drugs?
AdTheLad998: muchrooms :-(
AdTheLad998: MUCH ROOMS
Skitzo Control: MUCH ROOMS?
Skitzo Control: MUCH ROOMS WISHES IT WERE GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND WAS MANY ROOMS!
Skitzo Control: Ah, anyway, you're on shrooms?
AdTheLad998: indeed
AdTheLad998: and i have work in an hour
AdTheLad998: SO I MUST BID YOU ADUE
Skitzo Control: But you're on drugs...
AdTheLad998: yeah
Skitzo Control: And mushrooms are definitely not a drug to attend work while high on.
AdTheLad998: here's hoping im in the medicine aisle tonight
AdTheLad998: i might get lucky and find an antidote
Skitzo Control: Here's hoping you get busted, lose your job, and end up on the streets giving handjobs for your new-found addiction!

<Majesty> you know, typing /quit and then the name of whoever you want to quit quits them
<Anty> nice one >:o
<Majesty> look
* Anty has quit IRC (Quit: Majesty)
<Sabredog> Hahahaha
<Majesty> ...that hurts
<Majesty> :(

Buffy Blackrose:i'm upset...
floofykins: You are often upset.
Buffy Blackrose: i know but this tiem it's really bad...
Buffy Blackrose: I have to put my dog to sleep....
floofykins: Use a shotgun.

Shaunthepimp [12:07 AM]: I want to take your virginity by force!
PsionicXero [12:08 AM]:

Pocochu: I seem to have found crazy k's weakness!
vXChrisVGvb: dieting?
Pocochu: no
Pocochu: Gay people
vXChrisVGvb: Dexter and Raptor?

coromoro1: Space-Dye Vest rox :)
Dreamgate Sabre: Yeah, it's a COOL mod!!! :D:D:D
coromoro1: mod? :)
Dreamgate Sabre: ...
Dreamgate Sabre: *song
coromoro1: how the...?
coromoro1: mod.. song...
coromoro1: I'm gonna post this lol :)
coromoro1: I found it funny :)

---

coromoro1: so yes, g'day :)
antmanmadness: haha
coromoro1: and may *** bless you
antmanmadness: g'day cum
antmanmadness: ...p
coromoro1: >:o
coromoro1: why did you just call me cum? :cool:
antmanmadness: ...waita minute
antmanmadness: I meant to say chum...
coromoro1: hah!
antmanmadness: but i stick with my statement
antmanmadness: stupid cum
coromoro1: very well

Sabreydoo: It's 07840 064 386, right?
NAILbombPRIEST39: no
NAILbombPRIEST39: 0784 006 4386
NAILbombPRIEST39: oh wait

ShadeXH: how would you kill a squirrel?
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Eating it's nuts
ShadeXH: ...what kind of nuts
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: I think you know.

That squirrel line has so many meanings.

PsionicXero: hi rob
StartingDarkBulb: okay
PsionicXero: may i come over tomorrow?
StartingDarkBulb: what do you want
StartingDarkBulb: man, that was fast
PsionicXero: well?
StartingDarkBulb: Maybe, it will have to be at 9 o clock
StartingDarkBulb: in the morning
PsionicXero: what>>??
PsionicXero: what do u mean in the morning?
StartingDarkBulb: wait, sorry
StartingDarkBulb: I guess you didn't read that
StartingDarkBulb: I said 9 in the morning
StartingDarkBulb: did you get it now?
PsionicXero: u want me to come 9am in the morning?
PsionicXero: why so early?
StartingDarkBulb: sex

Echo24XX (9:32:35 PM): **** me hard.
h7per (9:32:41 PM): ****it
h7per signed off at 9:32:44 PM.


...What? I got the urge.

Br8dybunch7: fought with my bf and played basketball with my neighbor
Pocochu: wow fist fighting?
Br8dybunch7: no
Br8dybunch7: verbal
Pocochu: oh fist fighting is the best kind
Br8dybunch7: haha ya i kno
Pocochu: lol
Pocochu: so what were you fighting about?
Br8dybunch7: ****
Pocochu: what kind of ****?
Pocochu: dog ****?
Pocochu: cat ****?
Pocochu: crazy k ****?

The Amala: I like my women like I like my scotch
The Amala: 12 years old and mixed up with coke
ShadeXH: ROFL!

You go judge!

Dreamgate Sabre: nigglet nig! nigglet nig!

FrozenEnigma947: My version of Star Wars involves EVERYONE HAVING SEX WITH EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING AND EXPLOSIONS
Silvershade Lynx: wow
Silvershade Lynx: you know
Silvershade Lynx: you'd get on with sean fury



Dreamgate Sabre: Wow, Sean Fury must be in orgasm.
Dreamgate Sabre: Not only is he being nominated to mod the dead pokemon battle board, but it's by half the cast of Star Wars.

o Sadako Chan o: I totally tried leaving you a message on your phone
TOM blinkage TOM: oh yeah!
TOM blinkage TOM: me and sean were in star wars when you called
TOM blinkage TOM: sorry :-(
o Sadako Chan o: yesterday? :O
TOM blinkage TOM: yeah
o Sadako Chan o: ...x.x.
o Sadako Chan o: interesting
TOM blinkage TOM: why x.o
o Sadako Chan o: because didn't you see it already?
TOM blinkage TOM: yes x.x
TOM blinkage TOM: yesterday was the third time
o Sadako Chan o: ...x.x
TOM blinkage TOM: yeah x.x
o Sadako Chan o: You guys are nerds

AdTheLad998: ALL WORK NO PLAY MAKES JACK A GAY PRIEST

After a few games of Halo with Soul on XBC:

SkitzoControl: Anyway, That was fun. :-)
SkitzoControl: Except the Wizard game.
SkitzoControl: That was kind of dumb.
s0ul: yEah...
SkitzoControl: because we're both just Power Rangers. :-)
SkitzoControl: And by that, I mean we like to get powerups.
SkitzoControl: Not that we're gay and we run around wearing colorful suits and drive large mechs!
s0ul: I figured

AdTheLad998: shade has diarhea:-(
vXChrisVGvb: so do I
vXChrisVGvb: brb

Silver Swordsman: i'm trying to get my penis..
Silver Swordsman: into my ***
StartingDarkBulb: morning
StartingDarkBulb: ....
Silver Swordsman signed off at 2:57:38 AM.

Pit needs to unblock me. He doesn't have enough Shade in his life.

o Sadako Chan o: HEY DUDE WHAT'S YOUR NAME
NATETHESHIZNIT: i gotta take a dump
NATETHESHIZNIT: brb

SoulCaliburRF: where are you and what form of groove might you be getting on?
Auto response from Skitzo Control: I'm in the shower, gettin' my clean n' fresh groove on!
SoulCaliburRF: I see.

(11:21:45) Jack: a baby just crawled out of my urethra, brb
(11:22:12) Adam: Haha no.
(11:22:25) Adam: That's what all the posts in the Gems thread are these days
(11:22:36) Adam: Somebody says something shocking, and either they or the other person says brb
(11:22:38) Adam: It's all
(11:23:25) Adam: Silvershade Lynx: OH ****. QUICK, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THEY CAN LOCK YOU UP FOR ARSON?
(11:23:41) Adam: ProeliatorCrucis: brb
(11:23:49) Adam: HA ****ING HA PEOPLE
(11:24:08) Jack: lol
(11:24:10) Jack: brb

o Sadako Chan o: Yes, I put conditioner in my hair everyday. :-)
Silvershade Lynx: It is a fact that women care more about their hair :-*
o Sadako Chan o: well, men aren't trying to catch a man's attention
o Sadako Chan o: unless they're gay
Silvershade Lynx: Or they could be trying to attract the attention of a woman who cares way too much about hair...
o Sadako Chan o: ...
o Sadako Chan o: *throws cookies at you*
Silvershade Lynx: COOKIES!

Silvershade Lynx: I have cool news 8-)
The Dan Slice: Yeah? 8-)
Silvershade Lynx: We have a TV at home now 8-)
Silvershade Lynx: So I can finally play my gamecube again 8-)
The Dan Slice: Yay 8-)
Silvershade Lynx: Before, I had to play it on my computer
Silvershade Lynx: Which involved splicing a good pair of headphones apart to get sound :-(
Silvershade Lynx: And a lot of duct tape
The Dan Slice: :-(
Silvershade Lynx: It worked though.
The Dan Slice: If you can't duct it, fuck it. >:O
Silvershade Lynx: I think it's the other way round 8-)
The Dan Slice: rofl 8-)

o Sadako Chan o: I'M ALWAYS RIGHT
o Sadako Chan o: *****.
Skitzo Control: Yeah? Well, I'm always horny.
Skitzo Control: *****.

[Quote=Majesty while playing Elmo's Letter Adventure]
Jesus Christ this is retarded! I've got to assume that the people who play this are stup..
wait....



Now find the letter Q!

Silvershade Lynx: I know exactly what you're thinking right now.
Silvershade Lynx: " "
uk bebop: ;o
uk bebop: i didnt know she was 13!



h7per: Kodachi, on the other hand, well, let's just say I'd let her be on my other hand :cool:
Silvershade Lynx: what?
Silvershade Lynx: you're left-handed?

------------------------------------------------
Auto response from ShadeXH: Maple Story. :)

Username: Lemurian
------------------------------------------------
The Dan Slice: More like Lemur.
The Dan Slice: Maybe that one Lemur from that show on PBS.
The Dan Slice: Remember him? He was cool.
The Dan Slice: What was his name.. Zoo-something..
The Dan Slice: Zooboomafoo!
The Dan Slice: *** **** he was cool.
ShadeXH: LMAO!

Jennings says:
hola
Jennings says:
MSN messenger likes boys
Majesty says:
what?
Majesty says:
correction:
Majesty says:
I like boys.

The sad thing is, it's true. :(

Majoracle: dude, I love to see Alt's new pics when he posts them. Does that make me gay? :-*
Majoracle: DON'T ANSWER! >:O

For the win.

this is between this person from my school

Katy says:
i would rather preferr it if u stopped throwing buttered pieces of bread at me
Jennings says:
ha
Jennings says:
fool

Shin Rawr: k dinner time!
Xx Scott: anyway dude, im gonna get some food
Xx Scott: O_O
Shin Rawr: ...
Xx Scott: LMFAO
Shin Rawr: *backs away slowly*
Xx Scott: <3 garryknz
Shin Rawr: <3 RAZORGOTHSCOOTER!
Xx Scott: |m?
Xx Scott: LMFAO
Xx Scott: oops
Xx Scott: shift key
Xx Scott: \m/
Shin Rawr: you fail at metal!
Xx Scott: :'(
Xx Scott: thats a retard doing the metal sign
Xx Scott: and by retard, i mean gimp
Shin Rawr: You fail at generalizations about handicapped people!
Xx Scott: man, i suck at life, don't I?
Shin Rawr: You, sir!

PsionicXero [10:17 PM]: dont worry
PsionicXero [10:17 PM]: masturbation after u had sex is like 2D to 3D
The Amala [10:17 PM]: lol
PsionicXero [10:17 PM]: = )
PsionicXero [10:17 PM]: thats y cock cookies are not made from cock
The Amala [10:18 PM]: ....................
The Amala [10:18 PM]: what the **** are they made out of then?
The Amala [10:18 PM]: and wtf are they?
PsionicXero [10:19 PM]: idk...it just felt like the right thing to say at the time

Yami Sean Fury: I don't even know with Melissa anymore
Yami Sean Fury: =/
xGoddessQuietusx: That made no seanse.
xGoddessQuietusx: ...

The Dan Slice: Oh
The Dan Slice: Found out what those pills were for that my mom was trying to get me to take yesterday
Majoracle: what were they for?
The Dan Slice: shitting. :-(
Majoracle: hahaha

Anything to do with poo makes you laugh.

Xx Scott (10:41:56 AM): HOLY ****HELLS:JKLHDGLKSAHDGLKSHDG:AHSDGLKJSHDGSHDLGKSHDGKHSDHWQELIGHSDJGHSDLITYWSNGLSD:HGWELJ~!@@@@@!@*)&LJKEFL
Shin Rawr (10:42:05 AM): I LOVE IT!
Xx Scott (10:42:10 AM): :cool:

Hailie Jade696: SHUT UP, THONG BOY
Hailie Jade696: *nurses her wounded feelings*
antmanmadness: You don't even know what feelings are >:o
Hailie Jade696: I DO TOO. HYPER HAS THEM EVERY MONTH!

all the hate :(


ZeroRelix (10:41:10 AM): Oh ****ing christ. My sister lost the keys to the mailbox.
h7per (10:41:22 AM): =-O you have mailbox keys in new jersey? envy.
ZeroRelix (10:41:32 AM): We live in an apartment complex o.0
h7per (10:41:44 AM): oh.
h7per (10:41:45 AM): nvm then.
h7per (10:41:47 AM): >.>

o Sadako Chan o: I just did my arm workouts :-)
Silvershade Lynx: Which are?
Silvershade Lynx: wait
o Sadako Chan o: ...

Let's all see how intelligent KoH really is:
Elite KoH: lmao
Elite KoH: roflmao
Elite KoH: Dude...
Elite KoH: omg...
Elite KoH: omfg...
Elite KoH: jeez...
Elite KoH: ****...
Elite KoH: ***...
Elite KoH: is...
Elite KoH: good...
Elite KoH: turn
Elite KoH: on
Elite KoH: hah
Elite KoH: lol

vXChrisVGvb (9:21:14 PM): though I still say you should become a porn star
Xx Scott (9:21:22 PM): i'm **** pretty enough

decapitt (7:40:17 PM): btw
decapitt (7:40:22 PM): your stupid hair
decapitt (7:40:26 PM): i had a dream that involved it last night:-(
Xx Scott (7:40:31 PM): it isn't stupid
Xx Scott (7:40:35 PM): it's adddvvaannnccceeeeddd
Xx Scott (7:40:37 PM): 8-)

o Sadako Chan o: =D
Silvershade Lynx: D=D
o Sadako Chan o: giggle
Silvershade Lynx: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT BIPOLAR DISORDER

Sabredog: can i make it up to you with sex?
fnool: i'm alright sir :cool:
fnool: you'll be sorry to hear it but I only bend one way :cool:
fnool: and that is straight :cool:
fnool: ...
fnool: wait
fnool: that made no sense
Sabredog: I BEND STRAIGHT

Breakman DX: hwo can it be worse than mario 64's ending?
Breakman DX: LOL THX HERE'S A CAKE THX 4 PLAYING'

From my days At one of the numerous hamtaro nightmares...
Ryoko105105: Ugh I have to do those requests again...
Ryoko105105: at HHK
Catsumia: XD
Catsumia: can you do me?
Ryoko105105: why yes XD

Awesome typos~
DKTotter: wait to sex
DKTotter: 2 sec* O_o

Ryoko105105: But I thought you and Abu boned in PSO last night
Ryoko105105: Er...bonded*

Ryoko105105: Sorry, I was justin wondering
Ryoko105105: er rofl, just*

Now for my last one, I met this guy Online beause I wanted a friend online from New Hampshire that wasn't a total newb. Btw, HE IMed ME.
Jen says :
So How old are you?
Dwayne P says :
40+, and you?
I signed off after that.

Ub4r Fantum RAWR: "Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Wow
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: you're so ****ing hot
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: IS THERE A FIRE IN HERE
Skitzo Control: THAT'S RI-What the **** is your problem?
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: no, it's just you"

Majoracle: you fail life.
antmanmadness: I'm gonna bite you on the ass
Majoracle: orly?
antmanmadness: no no no
antmanmadness: you are supposed to say "OH NO NOT MY ASS I NEED THAT TO LIVE
antmanmadness: "
Majoracle: I think you'd servive without it. :(
antmanmadness: is it really a life worth living at that point?
Majoracle: after all, more shit comes out your mouth than your ass. :(

En9ine Of H4te: I am proud New England snobbery
En9ine Of H4te: So **** you
Netman: so you are from new England
Shin Rawr: stfu even worse>:o
Netman: and moved to Old England
Netman: LOL!!!!!>:o
En9ine Of H4te: If you believe me to be one of them lobstertails
Shin Rawr: hahaha
En9ine Of H4te: Full circle, eh *****?
En9ine Of H4te: Jack now\
Shin Rawr: NO
En9ine Of H4te: OMG FULL CIRCLE
En9ine Of H4te: BALANCED ALL THE WHILE
En9ine Of H4te: ON A you know the rest
En9ine Of H4te: k bye :-)
Netman: :-\
En9ine Of H4te: Fail
Shin Rawr: :'(
Netman: jack really scares me sometimes
Netman: i think hes jealous the rest of us have penises

(10:27:30) Adam: Labor Party is liberals, right?
(10:27:54) Jared: Yeah, but swinging to the right
(10:28:31) Jared: They **** the country to the Jews
(10:30:02) Adam: I dont know what that means
(10:30:45) Jared: I'm trying to use monosyllables so I don't lose you
(10:32:29) Adam: **** the country to the Jews...
(10:32:52) Adam: That sounds like a gay pedophile Nazi who's had about twenty beers.

Ub4r Fantum RAWR: that really hurts
Skitzo Control: You're Mexican, you deserve any pain that comes your way.

10:07:57) Adam: I think it would be awesome to have one of those classic NES RPGs
(10:08:05) Rob: Yeah, that'd rule 8-)
(10:08:08) Adam: Where pretty much all you do is kill stuff and gain levels and kill the final boss
(10:08:14) Adam: But it'd have the best twist ever
(10:08:31) Adam: Your party is actually CANCER, and the final boss is the PERSON that you just KILLED
(10:09:15) Rob: ...I love it.

Anigmasis: Do you know what Al Queda is?
Yami Sean Fury: Yeah
Yami Sean Fury: A food at taco bell right?

Shin Rawr (8:54:30 PM): I like that people say 'lost' my virginity
Shin Rawr (8:54:33 PM): That just makes me laugh:cool:
Xx Scott (8:54:45 PM): Ok
Xx Scott (8:54:48 PM): i had my first ****
Xx Scott (8:54:50 PM): better?
Shin Rawr (8:54:52 PM): hahaha!
Shin Rawr (8:54:59 PM): You, sir! :link:
Xx Scott (8:55:01 PM): :cool:

FrozenEnigma947: NO
FrozenEnigma947: NO NO NO NO NO
FrozenEnigma947: NO
FrozenEnigma947: NO NO
Feion Caztor: No?
FrozenEnigma947: NO
FrozenEnigma947: NO
FrozenEnigma947: NO NO NO
FrozenEnigma947: No
FrozenEnigma947: NO
FrozenEnigma947: No.
Feion Caztor: Wait, did you say no?
Feion Caztor: I missed it.
FrozenEnigma947: NO
FrozenEnigma947: NO
FrozenEnigma947: No
Feion Caztor: Oh, you didn't say no.
FrozenEnigma947: NO NO NO
FrozenEnigma947: No
FrozenEnigma947: No.
Feion Caztor: Well, then what did you say?
FrozenEnigma947: BRB GUYS
FrozenEnigma947 signed off at 7:10:49 PM.

That wasn't... you know... funny.

gollumgotroxd: lol hey i'm ignoring you8-)
Auto response from decapitt: lol hey im ignoring you8-)
gollumgotroxd: ha lol

En9ine Of H4te: James laBrie
En9ine Of H4te: (sucks netmans)
En9ine Of H4te: >:o
Sabreydoo: netman's what?
Sabreydoo: ...lollipop?
En9ine Of H4te: Something like that, yes
En9ine Of H4te: I'll explain when you are older
Sabreydoo: Ice cream?
En9ine Of H4te: Closer. Now hush and east your beans.
En9ine Of H4te: EAT
En9ine Of H4te: wtf phantom letters
Sabreydoo: I'll east your beans >:o
En9ine Of H4te: rar hawt
Sabreydoo: Then maybe you could suckle at my huge steak and kidney pie.

En9ine Of H4te: IT R THE JARED
Harrington1490: YARRRRRR
Harrington1490: yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
En9ine Of H4te: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Harrington1490: *** ****it dude.
Harrington1490: level nine magic mammal missile.
En9ine Of H4te: What?
En9ine Of H4te: No
En9ine Of H4te: No
En9ine Of H4te: No
En9ine Of H4te: No Cocks allowed
Harrington1490: no its a rodent.
En9ine Of H4te: I don't ****ing care what you call it, get that thing away from me!

Acheron: JARED?!?
En9ine Of H4te: YES
Acheron: What kind of name is JARED
En9ine Of H4te: That is my f8cking name
Acheron: HEY
En9ine Of H4te: It's jewish
Acheron: I BET YOU LIKE SUBWAY
En9ine Of H4te: F*CK YOU

En9ine Of H4te: Sup sexy female
DeathByMinnow1: who the hell are you?
En9ine Of H4te: Engy
En9ine Of H4te: VGC/
En9ine Of H4te: Dreadnought?
En9ine Of H4te: Oh **** wrong window
En9ine Of H4te: sorry
DeathByMinnow1: ?
En9ine Of H4te: nvm
En9ine Of H4te: FORGET THIS HAPPENED

antmanmadness: meh, your sig isn't really classy
The Amala: and you became the best example of someone to judge when and when not a sig is classy.....................when?
The Amala: cause I haven't really seen any forthworth evidence of your expertise in the field
antmanmadness: I can say what I want about your sig
The Amala: and I can respond how I'd liek
antmanmadness: and I say, not classy
The Amala: *like
The Amala: amirite
antmanmadness: ugh
The Amala: we're both entitled to speak our minds
The Amala: so if I have to listen to you, I suggest you prepare to do the same before speaking :-)
antmanmadness: ugh, shut up
The Amala: respect.........2 way street yo
The Amala: *closes window*

It's times like these when his personal faults really shine through.

Ha, and you come off as an arrogent *******? Point?

Shinrawr: COCOROTH
decapitt: GAR OF THE NORTH
Shin Rawr: COCODILE
decapitt: ALLIGARTOR
decapitt: we are such homosexuals :(
Shin Rawr: Yeah, I know. :cool:
Shin Rawr: OMG TRIXED ME AGAIN
decapitt: its ok gar
decapitt: youve already outed yourself numerous times
Shin Rawr: Well ****. :(

Even if you're not gay, while talking to netman you are. :(

En9ine Of H4te: Yo sup jew
EvanCooleo: nothin buddahtist
En9ine Of H4te: So whats shakin?
EvanCooleo: wait
EvanCooleo: whose this
En9ine Of H4te: READ THE ****ING SN
EvanCooleo: from VGc?
En9ine Of H4te: probably
EvanCooleo: i hate that place
En9ine Of H4te: I don't know many others
EvanCooleo: are yu gay?
En9ine Of H4te:...

it might have something to do with my font, but I'm still not sure.
-----------
En9ine Of H4te: I'm stealing music from a 28 year old homosexual customer service representative.
Netman: what the hell
Netman: im 29>:o
En9ine Of H4te: Sorry
En9ine Of H4te: I missed your birthday
Netman: well
Netman: 22
Netman: wait
Netman: no
Netman: im 21 ****
En9ine Of H4te: ?
Netman: typoed
Netman: im 21
En9ine Of H4te: OMG BARELY LEGAL!!!!!

I couldn't resist.

En9ine Of H4te: Yo
En9ine Of H4te: My Mozilla aint working
Netman: aw
En9ine Of H4te: Could you do a google image search for Cytherea and return the first thing you see?
En9ine Of H4te: I think its a band, but I'm not sure
Netman: I hate you so much
En9ine Of H4te: They aren't in MA
Netman: I hope you die
En9ine Of H4te: Why?
En9ine Of H4te: Jack told me about them
Netman: ...
Netman: Do you really want the first image I saw
En9ine Of H4te: sure
Netman: (pic)
En9ine Of H4te: ...
En9ine Of H4te: Not a band, I take it
Netman: No
Netman: Porn
Netman: and More Porn
En9ine Of H4te: But you seem like you enjoyed yourself
En9ine Of H4te: :-D
Netman: I hate you:-(

Poco: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=20976590
Poco: GWAHAHA
Poco: Crazy k's mom found my space
Pit: LMFAO
Pit: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Pit: that's Crazy H
Pit: CRAZY HOLLY!
Poco: LMFAO

maxis2236: i have a techno version of Saria's Song, if you want it?
Ryoko105105: No.
Ryoko105105: Who DOESN'T have a techno version of that AND the Gerudo Valley theme.
maxis2236: sane people?
Ryoko105105: Oh, thats right.

The Amala: did you know what an entire flight of people could blow up like that *snaps fingers* if my calculations are even 3/16ths of a milimeter off?
En9ine Of H4te: Mhm
The Amala: do you know how much of a massive depression I'd fall into if so many deaths were my fault?
En9ine Of H4te: YOU'D F*CKING DANCE
The Amala: :-P

he Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: So far, with the lack of games I have actually played for the Super Nintendo, this has been my favorite. It was also one of my very first Super Nintendo games. I remember how excited I was when I first got this admirable adventure. It was shortly after I defeated the sequel to The Legend of Zelda for the NES, The Adventures of Link, so the Zelda atmosphere was still with me. I was astonished and bewildered by the enhancement of visual pleasures this game had from previous Zelda games. Unlike the previous Zelda games for the NES, it didn

ROM310: your a dumbass
SmarterChild: I think you mean to say "you're a dumbass."
ROM310: oooh
SmarterChild: Oooh?
ROM310: you zinged me
SmarterChild: I zinged you? Really?
ROM310: YEP
SmarterChild: Yep.

[quote=Roinkz]ROM310: your a dumbass
SmarterChild: I think you mean to say "you're a dumbass."
Hahaha! SmarterChild strikes again! (You are such a loser, Roinkz.)

CivicTurboD16 (1:09:12 AM): SCOTT
CivicTurboD16 (1:09:12 AM): WTF
CivicTurboD16 (1:09:15 AM): THERES A MOUSE IN HERE
CivicTurboD16 (1:09:16 AM): AHHHHHHHHH
CivicTurboD16 (1:09:19 AM): !#^@$
CivicTurboD16 (1:09:32 AM): #$&@%%&

CivicTurboD16 (1:09:33 AM): BRB
CivicTurboD16 (1:09:48 AM): HOLY ****NARDS
CivicTurboD16 (1:09:49 AM): AHHHHHH
Xx Scott (1:09:53 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Karikaumi (19:01:41): i had eggs. :o
Karikaumi (19:05:07): ...as in i ate eggs.

antmanmadness: This aint Ant
Majoracle: oic
Majoracle: Billiards?
antmanmadness: mmhmm
Majoracle: goooood
Majoracle: where's Ant?
antmanmadness: ...he is pooping
antmanmadness: hardcore
antmanmadness: or he is masturbation
antmanmadness: *masterbation
antmanmadness: *masterbating
Majoracle: *masturbating
Majoracle: dunce
antmanmadness: Phail
antmanmadness: Massive Massive Billards Phail

Shin Rawr (12:59:59 PM): Why am I in the mood to listen to Seal?
Xx Scott (1:00:04 PM): O_o
Xx Scott (1:00:13 PM): because you've been touched by a rose on the grave?
Xx Scott (1:00:18 PM): the more you get of him the stranger you feel?
Shin Rawr (1:00:24 PM): hahahaha
Xx Scott (1:00:26 PM): And now that his rose is in bloom
Xx Scott (1:00:31 PM): a light hits the gloom on the grave?
Shin Rawr (1:00:36 PM): **** man8-)
Shin Rawr (1:00:59 PM): Kudos for that. The exact song I wanted to listen to. That topped my Limp Bizkit recitation
Xx Scott (1:01:12 PM): :-)
Xx Scott (1:02:09 PM): that
Xx Scott (1:02:12 PM): is being posted

The Dan Slice (3:21:00 PM): Shadow Demon uses Demi3, and PWNZ J00R UNICORN FARM!!1!
Karikaumi signed off at 3:21:01 PM.

Fastest sign off I've ever seen. :(

Edit 1: Also, this is kind of a Gem.

My sister moved out about a week ago, and tonight I'm talking to her on YIM for the first time since she moved. I read her status on YIM and got a laugh out of it, so here it is.

"inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out ..but I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies"

Edit 2:
The Dan Slice (9:36:06 PM): 8-)
NATETHESHIZNI t (9:36:06 PM): .
NATETHESHIZNI t (9:36:08 PM): fawfasdf
NATETHESHIZNI t (9:36:09 PM): FUCKER
NATETHESHIZNI t (9:36:09 PM): >:O

k, i'm in this chat, and this comes in and immediately starts freaking out. (i've showed this to a few people already)

A PsyCh0P3nGu1N: how do u use a tampon
pLaCeURhaNdNmiN3: u look at the directions
A PsyCh0P3nGu1N: i need to knoiw quick
A PsyCh0P3nGu1N: its not mine
A PsyCh0P3nGu1N: HOW do u use a tampon
pLaCeURhaNdNmiN3: o
pLaCeURhaNdNmiN3: ill go get some
A PsyCh0P3nGu1N: HURRY
A PsyCh0P3nGu1N: *** ****IT ****
A PsyCh0P3nGu1N: HURRY"

DeadKennedysDWCP: I just found out :-(
Trigger: Just found out what?
DeadKennedysDWCP: that you guys don't ride kangaroos :-(
Trigger: Oh, I'm sry. :-(
DeadKennedysDWCP: I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore because of this, I was only befriending you so I could visit you one day and ride your magical kangaroo, and maybe you
Trigger: but...
Trigger: :-(
Trigger: I CAN CHANGE!
Trigger: *Jumps in a pouch*
Trigger: SE?!
Trigger: I CAN CHAAAANGE!!
DeadKennedysDWCP: ok I guess we could work things out but under a few conditions
DeadKennedysDWCP: the kangaroo has to be some type of cotton candy color with a zebra colored fur top hat
DeadKennedysDWCP: and a french pedicure
DeadKennedysDWCP: and you have to play mandolin for me
Trigger signed off at 15:30:35.

:(

PsychicEspeon198: ew at ppl that like lil girl hentai that arnt me

ShadeXH: time for mozzeralla sticks
Swish 0 Matic: WHAT!
Swish 0 Matic: YOU STILL HAVE SOME!
Swish 0 Matic: I'M COMING OVER

FrozenEnigma947: Dude
FrozenEnigma947: ***zilla and Asszilla show up as the same thing
FrozenEnigma947: Do you realize the ramifications of this
FrozenEnigma947: The ramifications are that Crazy K's new nickname is Asszilla
ShadeXH: you have no clue how hard I'm laughing right now

The Dan Slice: Don't be so gay, man.
SmarterChild: But I like to be gay.
The Dan Slice: In bed?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.



SoulCaliburRF: brb getting raped in the *** by monsters
SoulCaliburRF: how can this ****er block everything!!
SoulCaliburRF: *** ****
The Dan Slice: ...
SoulCaliburRF: did i tell you i got Baten Kaitos!

o Sadako Chan o: so my drunk grandpa just swaggered in, farting
o Sadako Chan o: and he said "****it I drank so much I started farting like a pig"
The Dan Slice: ...
The Dan Slice: You have the coolest grandpa.
The Dan Slice: Ever.

SoulCaliburRF: just because youre a boxer and you work out and youre in shape and im lazy unathletic and maybe even a little gassy you assume you can beat me in a fight
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Yeah, you have a point there.

Xx Scott (6:31:29 PM): Converstaions with myself are fun
Black Majician55 (6:31:35 PM): yes, yes they are.
Xx Scott (6:31:44 PM): Man, do we rock or what?
Black Majician55 (6:32:04 PM): I must say that yes, we do rock.
Xx Scott (6:32:09 PM): :cool:
Black Majician55 (6:32:14 PM): :cool: indeed

o Sadako Chan o: you know what I look like and you'd like to have sex with anna
Pocochu: yes
Pocochu: yes i would
Pocochu: BUT
o Sadako Chan o: :o
Pocochu: there is a catch
Pocochu: you have to kill me during sex
Pocochu: and eat my insides
o Sadako Chan o: I don't want to have sex with you Poco, it's the other way aroudn
Pocochu: yeah but still
Pocochu: it's the catch
Pocochu: you gotta eat my insides
Pocochu: before i orgasm
Pocochu: but
o Sadako Chan o: ...
Pocochu: after i
Pocochu: i don't know
o Sadako Chan o: *posts this on VGC*
o Sadako Chan o: Now everyone knows your sick fetish

Not funny, I know :(

Sammy Wammy XP: but random calls are the best, especially if you don't pick up and listen to a message of mine
Sammy Wammy XP: they're horrid
Sammy Wammy XP: I act like I'm having a conversation with someone :-(
Sammy Wammy XP: I can really go on for a long time :-(
SoulCaliburRF: lol
SoulCaliburRF: hey i think im gonna quote that out of context and put it in my sig
SoulCaliburRF: Sammy Wammy XP: I can really go on for a long time
SoulCaliburRF: just that part of course
SoulCaliburRF: oh, ****, i didnt see "on" at first :-(
SoulCaliburRF: that kinda ruins it
Sammy Wammy XP: lol
Sammy Wammy XP: well you could take it out
Sammy Wammy XP: oh **** I'm just making things worse :-(

or for kicks, just this:
Sammy Wammy XP: I can really go on for a long time :-(
SoulCaliburRF: that kinda ruins it
Sammy Wammy XP: well you could take it out

Ub4r Fantum RAWR: dude, my cock
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: he's pecking my leg
SoulCaliburRF: give him a spanking
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Oh, I'll be sure to choke this crazy chicken!
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Where's your pun
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: way to kill the whole moment
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: asshole

Linko Sixteen: ... You're right. We don't have anything to talk about. -_-
Missus Iris: How's about that internet?
Missus Iris: You can do a lot of crazy things on the internet.
Linko Sixteen: yeah, I bought these shoes on the internet.
Missus Iris: Because they don't test on animals?
Linko Sixteen: I ordered them special from a website, 'cause you know, they don't experiment on animals.
Missus Iris: XD
Linko Sixteen: You can't hug your children with nuclear arms!! >:o
Missus Iris: Oh ***...
Missus Iris: XD
Linko Sixteen: I actually haven't tried hugging anyone with nuclear arms...
Missus Iris: You don't know what you're missing.
Missus Iris: Really.
Linko Sixteen: Hm... I'll give it a shot.
Linko Sixteen: I mean... I haven't hugged my twin lately.O:-)
Missus Iris: =-O
Linko Sixteen: If you hear reports of mass radiation sickness all across the South-Western US...
Linko Sixteen: It wasn't me.
Missus Iris: Of course.
Missus Iris: It would obviously had been Hitler.

Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Im naked
SoulCaliburRF: im not naked
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: wanna be naked?
SoulCaliburRF: i guess so

o Sadako Chan o: Tyco.
o Sadako Chan o: That's how you spell RC.
vXChrisVGvb: you're such a lesbian it's not even funny

o Sadako Chan o: what?
vXChrisVGvb: you shut your ****ing mouth!

SoulCaliburRF: yeah did you know
SoulCaliburRF: that sean sucks!
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: no I didn't - oh wai

Someone tell Jesse to get the Ransom Note font to work on VGC. The first two gems involve it, but the second one misses its point without it :(

Sammy Wammy XP [10:45 AM]: sry I'm computer-dumb :(
Sammy Wammy XP [10:45 AM]: can you see it now, then?
Hailie Jade696 [10:46 AM]: No, I have to extract it first.
Sammy Wammy XP [10:46 AM]: k I'll wait :(
Hailie Jade696 [10:48 AM]: lol, talk about computer-dumb
Hailie Jade696 [10:48 AM]: I sat there for ten minutes staring at the "Extracting..." bar
Hailie Jade696 [10:48 AM]: Wondering why it hadn't begun extracting.
Hailie Jade696 [10:48 AM]: Then I realised I had to click "next".


Hailie Jade696 [10:53 AM]: Calm down, WE.
Hailie Jade696 [10:53 AM]: lol
Sammy Wammy XP [10:54 AM]: lol wait why am I WE I should be the EW cuz I start with E
Sammy Wammy XP [10:54 AM]: k this font kinda gets annoying, huh 8-)
Hailie Jade696 [10:55 AM]: Yeah.


Hailie Jade696 [11:23 AM]: Heh, I was trying to get to my audioscrobbler account
Hailie Jade696 [11:23 AM]: And I started typing "www.aesthetic.com"
Sammy Wammy XP [11:23 AM]: LOL you do love me

Ub4r Fantum RAWR: is he cute?
SoulCaliburRF: hahaha
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: :(
SoulCaliburRF: on a scale of one to ten, i'd hit it

Hailie Jade696 [10:21 AM]: Ew
Hailie Jade696 [10:22 AM]: My keyboard is sticky

Dreamgate Sabre: Alas, the vice-president. Such a merciless creature. :-(
Dreamgate Sabre: At level 30 it can do a job advance to a Senator.
o Sadako Chan o: other way around :-(
Dreamgate Sabre: WRONG
Dreamgate Sabre: because a senator is a potential president
Dreamgate Sabre: the vice-president stands no chance unless the present one is killed or really bad >:O
Dreamgate Sabre: he's all like "lol, can i lick ur bootz sir"
Dreamgate Sabre: "gunna resine any time soon?"
Dreamgate Sabre: "NO >:O"
o Sadako Chan o: hahahaha
Dreamgate Sabre: "lol k i will return to bootz :-("
o Sadako Chan o: lma
o Sadako Chan o: o
Dreamgate Sabre: But when he's senator he gets the Argue spell
Dreamgate Sabre: Where he proposes the exact and equal opposite to the opposing monster, regardless of how sensible the opposition's proposition is.
Dreamgate Sabre: so, like, if he's against a slime
Dreamgate Sabre: And the slime's like "well, i think it would be a good idea if we put a slime tree in kerning, to give the bubblings somewhere away from the subway to live. it would be environmentally friendly, stop all the bubblings from attacking the trains, and add more oxygen to the environment! :-)"
Dreamgate Sabre: the senator will be all like "WHAT, THAT'S A BAD IDEA, THAT WILL PREVENT BIG BUSINESSES FROM MOVING INTO BLACK PEOPLE LAND AND MAKING A KILLING OUT OF KNIVES AND OTHER SUCH BANDITULAR OBJECTS"
Dreamgate Sabre: and, though the spell costs a lot of MP
Dreamgate Sabre: (120 omg!)
o Sadako Chan o: lmao
Dreamgate Sabre: the slime will lose the will to live
Dreamgate Sabre: and just curl up
o Sadako Chan o: wtf
o Sadako Chan o: lmfao
o Sadako Chan o: Rob, you put too much time into that :-(

Xx Scott (9:31:56 PM): WE MUST DEFEND THE TEMPLE
Xx Scott (9:31:59 PM): :link:
Shin Rawr (9:32:02 PM): :link:

Karikaumi: 8-)
Karikaumi: *headbangs*
MetalVox 6505: no
MetalVox 6505: nonono
MetalVox 6505: you cannot headbang to simon and garfunkel
MetalVox 6505: thats like
MetalVox 6505: having a rave to barney's "I love you"
MetalVox 6505: it's just plain wrong

Swish 0 Matic: okay what should our cordinated away messages be? :)
Swish 0 Matic: raiding the schools on bikes with David
Swish 0 Matic: what's yours?
ShadeXH: AT WASS WITH MY "SOMEBODY SPECIAL"
Swish 0 Matic: OH ***
Swish 0 Matic: OH ***
Swish 0 Matic: OH ***
Swish 0 Matic: NOOOO!!!

MetalVox 6505 (4:13:01 PM): YAY cody is sending me the new Opeth cd! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^
Karikaumi (4:13:20 PM): they started doing power metal?!

XxStar4567xX: on fb
LaVoS PaRaSiTe: Okay
LaVoS PaRaSiTe: ...Umm You are ugly
LaVoS PaRaSiTe: Sorry, did that hurt? Lol
XxStar4567xX signed off at 3:30:57 AM.

Ub4r Fantum RAWR: what do you want to do?
SoulCaliburRF: well
SoulCaliburRF: i was thinking we could make out
SoulCaliburRF: maybe... you know. if youre comfortable with it

Karikaumi (7:27:40 PM): cody didn't send you this 8-)
MetalVox 6505 (7:27:45 PM): yes he did
Karikaumi (7:27:48 PM): no
Karikaumi (7:27:49 PM): he didn't.
MetalVox 6505 (7:27:49 PM): yes
Karikaumi (7:27:51 PM): no
MetalVox 6505 (7:27:51 PM): he did.
Karikaumi (7:27:52 PM): no
MetalVox 6505 (7:27:55 PM): yes
Karikaumi (7:27:56 PM): no
MetalVox 6505 (7:27:56 PM): yes
Karikaumi (7:27:57 PM): no
MetalVox 6505 (7:27:59 PM): yes
Karikaumi (7:27:59 PM): no
MetalVox 6505 (7:28:00 PM): yes
Karikaumi (7:28:00 PM): no
MetalVox 6505 (7:28:01 PM): yes
Karikaumi (7:28:02 PM): no
MetalVox 6505 (7:28:02 PM): yes
Karikaumi (7:28:04 PM): oh
Karikaumi received ILLEGAL MUSIC TRANSFER LOL! (7:28:04 PM).
MetalVox 6505 (7:28:08 PM): dur

lilmissjody: hehehe
LaVoS PaRaSiTe:
lilmissjody: i can picture u and him runnin bare foot on the beach
LaVoS PaRaSiTe: LMFAO
lilmissjody: hehe
lilmissjody: cant u just imagine that
LaVoS PaRaSiTe: Haha yes

Im ZeroXOmegaunit (I know its stupid)
I don't know how to view the conversations I had before, probably because I didn't save them.

Insane Drummer86: hey
Insane Drummer86: hey
ZeroXOmegaunit: Hey
Insane Drummer86: whats up
ZeroXOmegaunit: Nothing much, you?
Insane Drummer86: not much just got home
ZeroXOmegaunit: I see.
ZeroXOmegaunit: Where were you?
Insane Drummer86: i was with my friend becca
ZeroXOmegaunit: What the **** kind of name is that?
Insane Drummer86: its rebecka
Insane Drummer86: so we call her becca for short
ZeroXOmegaunit: Oh.

Later on...

ZeroXOmegaunit: You and your imaginary pimpage
Insane Drummer86: dudei hang out with girls everyday
ZeroXOmegaunit: So...?
Insane Drummer86: i am out till 4 every saturday with mad womens
ZeroXOmegaunit: ...
ZeroXOmegaunit: But your not a "Pimp"
Insane Drummer86: you dont think so?
ZeroXOmegaunit: I know so.
Insane Drummer86: a few of my female friends think so
Insane Drummer86: as a matter of fact i have been told a few times that i could get any girl to put out
Insane Drummer86:
catt1826: connor you are a pimp and a half my love!


ZeroXOmegaunit: A pimp is an informal term for a man who runs a brothel or otherwise oversees prostitution. The female counterpart to a pimp is a madam. Typically, a pimp will solicit clients for, protect, and in other ways manage a prostitute in exchange for a commission on her earnings.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimp
ZeroXOmegaunit: First of all, You don't run a brothel.
Insane Drummer86: no i dont
Insane Drummer86: so im not a pimp
ZeroXOmegaunit: Second of all, You don't own any prostitutes.
Insane Drummer86: not by that defination
ZeroXOmegaunit: And you don't get money.
ZeroXOmegaunit: So therefor.
Insane Drummer86: so why would you bring up pimp
ZeroXOmegaunit: Your not a pimp
ZeroXOmegaunit: # someone who procures customers for whores (in England they call a pimp a ponce)
You don't have whores.
Insane Drummer86: if we were talking about me and the many girls i hang ou tiwth
ZeroXOmegaunit: I said, your not a pimp.
Insane Drummer86: ok then
ZeroXOmegaunit: And you aknowledged that you were, WHICH YOU ARE NOT!
ZeroXOmegaunit: TOLDD
ZeroXOmegaunit: *****!

Edit - Hey Sable, I don't think I deserved that negative rep :( . Why is everyone de-repping me for 1 grammar mistake now?

It's a pretty large grammar mistake. When you say "your", you're using it as a modifier before a noun or referring to something of the persons. Now, "you're", which you failed to use and should've been used simply means - You are.

You are not a pimp.
You're not a pimp.

:cookie:

Skitzo Control: The Official State of Utah Sex Offender Registry

76-7-102. Incest.


(1) A person is guilty of incest when, under circumstances not amounting to rape, rape of a child or aggravated sexual assault, he has sexual intercourse with a person whom he knows to be an ancestor, descendant, brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, niece, or first cousin. The relationships referred to herein include blood relationships of the whole or half blood without regard to legitimacy, relationship of parent and child by adoption, and relationship of stepparent and stepchild while the marriage creating the relationship of a stepparent and stepchild exists.

(2) Incest is a felony of the third degree.
h7per: what about second cousins 8-)
Skitzo Control: Read the ****ing page, Matt! If it doesn't state anything like that, then, *******it, it's not a felony. Do you have a ****ing problem with it?
h7per: what the hell :-[
h7per: don't yell at me :-[
h7per: :'(

IT'S I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. WE HAD THAT DISCUSSION FOR NO REASON CAUSE YOU STILL MADE THE SAME MISTAKE!


a;lfja;fjas;

Haha, I assumed something else. Now I feel stupid hehe. Thanks alot Pit. But I'll watch out for that mistake again.

Mkkcs999: man i need help
Tundra Erotica: Yeah?
Mkkcs999: how do u delete the recylce bin??/

that was so funny i thought he did it on purpose...

but i shouldn't talk :(

Yeah... Pit made me feel incredibly stupid.

Tundra Erotica: WHAT
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: stop telling *******
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: I'm listening to music you know
Tundra Erotica: SO AM I >:o
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Oh, and there's not way you can be a 13 year old girl. They usually suck at typing and don't know how to make funny jokes.
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Reveal yourself 16/m/Cali!
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: now!
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: (get it that's you >:o)

Tundra Erotica: i dont get it, fanta. :-(
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Yeah I like fanta
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: LOL!

Borealis :
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Posts: 730
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Reputation Power: 4

Congratulations.

Ub4r Fantum RAWR: eep eep
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: woop woop
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: why you all in my hear
SoulCaliburRF: well, because i was talking a whole bunch of **** that you aint tryin to hear
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: get back mother****er you dont know me like that

Look up lyrics of the song "Get Back"

PRlatina1304: U AINT MY MOM U SURELY AINT STUPID LIKE HER EITHER
NATETHESHIZNI t: You just called your own mom stupid.
PRlatina1304: U NEED TO GET HOOKED ON PHONIX BITCH

Man, Puerto Rican people are dumb :(

The KoH 2600: Are you a woman?
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: sometimes
______________________________
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: there should be an arabic section and you'd be mod
The KoH 2600: OMFG.
The KoH 2600: NOT ****ING ARABIC.

ShadeXH: Wanna have sex?
ACDCRocks12125: no
ACDCRocks12125: no
ACDCRocks12125: no
ACDCRocks12125: and no
ShadeXH: You hot AC/DC guy you
ACDCRocks12125: kurill is the best teacher accoreding to adam
ShadeXH: WAY TO RUIN MY FUN

Sammy Wammy XP [10:43 PM]: I WANNA SEE THE DOG ON A SCREEN
Sammy Wammy XP [10:43 PM]: is all
Sammy Wammy XP [10:43 PM]: :-x
Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:44 PM]: Yeah, I wanna see you on screen too, but hey, we can't get what we want
Sammy Wammy XP [10:45 PM]: wtf
Sammy Wammy XP [10:45 PM]: are you calling me a dog?!

***slayer V: What? o.O
Loserkid87: ya do u shave yer balls?
***slayer V: ...
Loserkid87: k sorry
***slayer V: You are gay
Loserkid87: ya and i shave my balls too
***slayer V: Give me a fork? I don't want eyes anymore

[11:56 PM] Hyper: Take me as I am.
[11:56 PM] Hailie Jade: To those who understand, I extend my hand.
[11:56 PM] Hyper: still running up hill, swimming against the current I wish I weren't so ****ed
[11:57 PM] Hailie Jade: Don't try to read between the lines are clearly defined.
[11:59 PM] Hyper: *guitar solo*
[11:59 PM] Hailie Jade: Hah, you couldn't pull that off!
[11:59 PM] Hyper: >:[
[11:59 PM] Hailie Jade: WE SHALL NOW CAST STONES AT HYPER, FOR TRYING TO BE PETRUCCI.
[11:59 PM] Hyper: http://www.h22s.com/guitar.php

LOOK AT THAT
[11:59 PM] Hyper: I MIGHT AS WELL BE HIM BECAUSE IN AN ESTIMATED 25 DAYS I WILL HAVE HIS GUITAR
[12:00 AM] Hailie Jade: We have to admire Hyper for wanting to be him, though.
[12:00 AM] Hailie Jade: BAH THE GUITAR DOES NOT GIVE YOU SKILL, HYPER
[12:00 AM] Hyper: actually
[12:00 AM] Hyper: scott said it made him play better
[12:00 AM] Hyper: for the few minutes he actually played it
[12:00 AM] Hailie Jade: And I've seen the guitar four times now, once on eBay, three times on your own website.
[12:00 AM] Hyper: 8-)
[12:01 AM] Hailie Jade: Yes, but Scott actually possesses skill.
[12:01 AM] Hyper: oh **** you

Ub4r Fantum RAWR: :mad:
Sentient ***: :mad:
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: :mad:
Sentient ***: :mad:
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: :(
Sentient ***: Our smilie fight is going on the boards.

Skitzo Control: HONESTLY, DERRICK?!>:o
Skitzo Control: IS IT REALLY NECCESSARY?!>:o
The Amala: yeah :-(
Skitzo Control: **** right it is.
Skitzo Control: The Hammer is a John Mellencamp Fan.
Skitzo Control: You know, that was random enough that I actually thought it was funny.8-)
The Amala: I agree
The Amala: though I'm too tired to get it

Shin Rawr: That's one of the most bruuuutal cds I've ever hearded
Shin Rawr: heard* wtf
Karikaumi: Herded*
Shin Rawr: Cattle \m/
Karikaumi: \m/

antmanmadness: why did you hack the site again?
Caligo Avalonis: because it's so **** fun, I have no life, and when people get upset, it makes me happy

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/Xenogenesis/AAAAAAAAAAA.jpg[/IMG]

AdTheLad998: hey xbox, stop being a FAG
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: oh, okay, sorry
AdTheLad998: READ THE DISC
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: okay, fine

Kayla : are you sure you dont want this sock back?
speedfreak312002: yes
speedfreak312002: itll mess up the ecosystem in the drawer

Your font color is unreadable, change plzkthx

Shin Rawr (2:37:42 PM): k g2g clean closet
Shin Rawr (2:37:50 PM): stfu before you make any gay jokes
decapitt (2:37:50 PM): while you are there
decapitt (2:37:53 PM): COME OUT OF stfu :(:(
Shin Rawr (2:37:57 PM): HAHAHAH
decapitt (2:38:01 PM): I HATE YOU

Stupeed FUUOL: okay, I think I get what he means by this.
Stupeed FUUOL: Skitzo Control: ...You're a trendwhore because, exactly like every other VGC member, you either join a trend or do the anti-trend crap.
Stupeed FUUOL: He means that when you have an opinion you're a trendwhore so don't ever voice how you feel again.
vXChrisVGvb: No, I think he means that, okay check this out.
vXChrisVGvb: If I was to agree with someone on a particular subject, no matter if I truly feel about it, I'm a trendwhore. So like you said, I can't voice my opinion. Now, If I disagree with a particular topic, or trend for that matter, I've now stepped into the anti-trendwhore trend, which is still a trend, making me a trendwhore.
Stupeed FUUOL: dude, what if you agreed with skitzo on something though?
vXChrisVGvb: Did I? ****, I just joined his trend.
Stupeed FUUOL: Yeah. ***, you trendwhore. I don't want to talk to you anymore because you're a trendwhore.

Shin Rawr: *hands you bill*
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: who the fuck is bill?

The Amala: WHY does Hyper act the way he does?
antmanmadness: Why do we act the way we do?
antmanmadness: thar is your answer
The Amala: because we are awesome
antmanmadness: nvm
antmanmadness: lol
The Amala: I only say what G*d has told me to say
The Amala: G*d is a spammer

PsionicXero (2:13:18 AM): well that was both gay and awkward
PsionicXero (2:13:38 AM): that must of won some award for its gayness
antmanmadness (2:13:53 AM): ****...
antmanmadness (2:13:59 AM): hardcore hate for msn
PsionicXero (2:14:12 AM): eh?
PsionicXero (2:14:19 AM): i think msn is like spyware
PsionicXero (2:14:22 AM): or adware
antmanmadness (2:14:53 AM): it is microsoft
PsionicXero (2:15:00 AM): its gay
PsionicXero (2:18:03 AM): so gay
antmanmadness (2:18:26 AM): lol

***After chatting on MSN some more***
PsionicXero (2:26:14 AM): wow, that was gay beyond gay
antmanmadness (2:26:22 AM): that's a new one
antmanmadness (2:26:27 AM): "gay beyond gay"
PsionicXero (2:26:34 AM): well, it is
antmanmadness (2:26:43 AM): >:o

Dreamgate Sabre: Spotted Dick is actually really tasty.

Skitzo Control: 'Sup dawg?
d3mented sadak0: NOT MUCH MY ******
d3mented sadak0: I'm just looking back at the old entries I made in my xanga
Skitzo Control: Oh... and here I was masturbating to the latest Xbox 360, PS3, and Revolution specs.
d3mented sadak0: I bet there are some guys who actually do that
Skitzo Control: You mean there are people who don't?

decapitt (1:15:04 PM): BEDMAS
decapitt (1:15:09 PM): :mad:

Majoracle: I leveled you 3 times today. You owe me :>
The Dan Slice: Fine, fine. -.-
The Dan Slice: *takes off pants*
Majoracle: NO!!!!!!!

d3mented sadak0: do you like horny bunnies?
Sirprimus: Stop playing hentai games Annabelle!
d3mented sadak0: How did you know it was a hentai game?
Sirprimus: ...

Dreamgate Sabre: Oh! That reminds me
Dreamgate Sabre: k so yesterday
MetalVox 6505: yah?
Dreamgate Sabre: I wasn't on the computer so instead me and James decided "hay, weve been given a dvd of prisoner of azkaban but we haven't watched it yet :("
Dreamgate Sabre: So we were watching Harry Potter, and the only break we had was when THE MOTHERBEAST called us down to get some food she'd made.
Dreamgate Sabre: ***, I felt so British.
Dreamgate Sabre: It was crumpets. :(
MetalVox 6505: lmfao
MetalVox 6505: hahahahahahaha
Dreamgate Sabre: So we were watching harry potter and only had a break for crumpets
MetalVox 6505: Bob, you've made me lol.
MetalVox 6505: and people are looking at me weird in the library because of it
Dreamgate Sabre: Good. >:O

[03:33 AM] Hailie Jade: PICK A FUCKING STATUS AND STICK TO IT. YOU'RE EITHER ONLINE, OR YOU'RE NOT.
[03:33 AM] Sean Fury: lmao
[03:33 AM] Sean Fury: I'm editting stuff
[03:33 AM] Hailie Jade: THEN EDIT IT ALL AT ONCE.
[03:33 AM] Sean Fury: I can't
[03:33 AM] Sean Fury: About 15 SNs
[03:34 AM] Hailie Jade: Well, you know the solution for that, don't you?
[03:34 AM] Hailie Jade: STOP USING FIFTEEN SCREEN NAMES!

NATETHESHIZNI t (5:37:30 PM): I would obliterate her pussy with my large penis.
h7per (5:37:41 PM): <3

h7per: rob, that sexy beast, has done it again
h7per: ****ing sexy beast :-(
h7per: he's too much of a sexy beast.

Regarding Jack's cat:

Silvershade Lynx: you'll never guess how old our moppet is!!
Dreamgate Sabre: 18?
Silvershade Lynx: very close
Silvershade Lynx: 19
Silvershade Lynx: although, you wouldn't know it
Dreamgate Sabre: Moppet is legal!
Silvershade Lynx: get bent and die

Skitzo Control: Let's go back to my house and swap registery files.:-*
Hailie Jade696: Only if you've got a trojan.
Skitzo Control: Don't worry, baby, my system's not infected. I'm still IE free.
Hailie Jade696: :O! But you might make me create a beta!
Skitzo Control: And that's a bad thing?
Hailie Jade696: Not if you want to be the beta's father.
Skitzo Control: I got plenty of RAM to support it.
Hailie Jade696: I'll have to get a motherboard upgrade, I think.
Skitzo Control: I want you to have my processor.
Hailie Jade696: Are you sure? Should I get a new BIOS first?

Silvershade Lynx: you're a good knight
h7per: black knight of the night!
h7per: who storms in with his cock for a lance and penetrates your mother!
h7per: PWN
Silvershade Lynx: ...

Arjen Lucassen, too.

Well, Moppetje. It's not far off.

d3mented sadak0: stop being a moocow

h7per (8:32:46 PM): Animelover123005 (8:31:34 PM): i guess we are all different
Animelover123005 (8:31:45 PM): than we are on VGC
h7per (8:32:04 PM): Not really. My first thought was to tell you to fuck off, but I'm in too much of a good mood.
The Dan Slice (8:32:59 PM): rofl
The Dan Slice (8:33:09 PM): Gems it

h7per (8:40:27 PM): Animelover123005 (8:37:21 PM): yea as you can see i m a different person than on VGC
h7per (8:37:43 PM): actually, you seem about the same
Animelover123005 (8:38:07 PM): why is that???????/
h7per (8:38:38 PM): because on vgc people judge you based on how you type and your general aura, and you give off the same one and type exactly the same over aim as you do on vgc
Animelover123005 (8:39:11 PM): And what type of aura do i give off???
h7per (8:39:19 PM): a stupid one?
Animelover123005 (8:39:55 PM): lol humor very witty
h7per (8:40:17 PM): I wasn't joking.
d3mented sadak0 (8:40:52 PM): Lmao
d3mented sadak0 (8:41:01 PM): put that in gems

h7per: give him a (figurative) cockslap
d3mented sadak0: hahaha
d3mented sadak0: who says it's ACTUALLY figurative? :-*
h7per: you
d3mented sadak0: Sure
d3mented sadak0: but why do you believe me? :-*
h7per: there was no bulge in that one picture
d3mented sadak0: ...
d3mented sadak0: Oh, I see
d3mented sadak0: So you look for bulges
d3mented sadak0: you really ARE gay!
h7per: *******it

AnfinitiSeanFury: I never lied when I said you = uber hotness sexy want make love, sucky sucky five dollur
d3mented sadak0: ...

Anigmasis: Magical budgies go dancing at the midnight parade!

Auto response from antmanmadness: no

antmanmadness returned at 6:48:19 PM.
antmanmadness: and I will call you...darth...vadar
Anigmasis: wai so?
antmanmadness: idk, I just said that to my father for no reason...so it was still in my mind
Anigmasis: oh

after showing him a wallpaper I made with a line down the middle:

h7per (11:19:14 PM): one side can be for you and the other for adam!
decapitt (11:19:17 PM): i use a mercenary one
h7per (11:19:19 PM): oh
h7per (11:19:20 PM): well
h7per (11:19:21 PM): wait
h7per (11:19:23 PM): does this make you eve
decapitt (11:19:33 PM): STFU:mad:

MetalVox 6505: Dude
Karikaumi: yes?
MetalVox 6505: Some of the riffs these guys make i've sworn i've written myself before
Karikaumi: how original of you.
MetalVox 6505: oh **** you
Karikaumi: :D

The Amala: so what would you do if zombies ate your parents?
DTS Apathetic: hmm
DTS Apathetic: move in with you
The Amala: did I mention I enjoy lacerating young men with hooks in my cramped closet?
DTS Apathetic: did i mention im not queer?
The Amala: did I mention that whole "My house my rules" shpiel?
DTS Apathetic: good i thought i did
DTS Apathetic: anyways

Dreamgate Sabre: I saw you online on the VGC online list so I was like "wtf" :o
Space Dye Fnool: Oh, right, that
Space Dye Fnool: it's because i'm online

Skitzo Control: I once had my penis play Halo for me, and it beat Soul in 1v1.
Anigmasis: Sweet.
Anigmasis: Was it hard?
Skitzo Control: My penis? Very.

I put up this away message on Saturday afternoon and came back tonight (Sunday). Note the time stamps.

shelbywelby3014 (3:46:50 PM): hi

Auto response from NATETHESHIZNI t (3:46:50 PM): [at my stepdad's for the weekend]

shelbywelby3014 (10:03:48 PM): hi

Auto response from NATETHESHIZNI t (10:03:48 PM): [at my stepdad's for the weekend]

shelbywelby3014 (10:29:17 PM): hi

Auto response from NATETHESHIZNI t (10:29:17 PM): [at my stepdad's for the weekend]

shelbywelby3014 (5:23:13 PM): hi

Auto response from NATETHESHIZNI t (5:23:13 PM): [at my stepdad's for the weekend]

shelbywelby3014 (8:17:06 PM): hi

Auto response from NATETHESHIZNI t (8:17:06 PM): [at my stepdad's for the weekend]

Sammy Wammy XP [10:58 PM]: SGLIAYTG!
AdTheLad998 [10:59 PM]: sea...gull
AdTheLad998 [10:59 PM]: lying
AdTheLad998 [10:59 PM]: IN A
AdTheLad998 [10:59 PM]: YELLOW
AdTheLad998 [10:59 PM]: TROUSER
AdTheLad998 [10:59 PM]: GARMENT

tenderbender89: i think i like my mac better than my pc
fnool: not a problem
fnool: it's like giving a retarded child special attention:)

vXChrisVGvb: so I was in school and I laughed the **** out loud
vXChrisVGvb: and people looked at me
vXChrisVGvb: computer labs are gay
MetalVox 6505: thats awesome
MetalVox 6505: i did that before at the skrewl library
MetalVox 6505: and people were like WTFSTFULIBERRY!!!

MetalVox 6505: Then you say "Dixon Drum Hardware"?
MetalVox 6505: and you've got flames on the rim?
MetalVox 6505: and you--wait, yer already black
vXChrisVGvb: What th- I ****ing hate you
MetalVox 6505: XD

Anigmasis: I have a hard time imaging who would want to stick their head up my rob? :-[
Anigmasis: er
Anigmasis: ....
Anigmasis: ROBE

Anigmasis: wtf
d3mented sadak0: LMAO
Anigmasis: wtf
Anigmasis: wtf
d3mented sadak0: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
d3mented sadak0: HAHAHAHAHAH
d3mented sadak0: THAT
d3mented sadak0: IS
Anigmasis: I HATE THE WORD ROBE
d3mented sadak0: GETTING
Anigmasis: RRAARr
d3mented sadak0: GEMMED
Anigmasis: NOOOOO
d3mented sadak0: HAHAHAHHAH
d3mented sadak0: something else on your mind? ;-)
Anigmasis: I was talking about my dog who jumped up my robe trying to get some food I Was holding in my hands
Anigmasis: And I said, "no human would"
Anigmasis: AndI made a typo
Anigmasis: :-(
Anigmasis: a BIG
Anigmasis: BIG
Anigmasis: BIG
Anigmasis: BIG
Anigmasis: BIG
Anigmasis: typo
d3mented sadak0: baaahahahahahaha
Anigmasis: oh
Anigmasis: mai
Anigmasis: ***
d3mented sadak0: hahahaha
Anigmasis: ahhh!!!!!!

That's my second time doing that! Yesterday I was talking about Chinese fashion when I said, "Do I wear this rob in or out?" >:O>:O

lmao, so xenos, how's rob? :cool:

ahahahahhahahahaha

I don't think anything's gonna match that.

Silvershade Lynx (1:14:42 AM): manjuice!
Silvershade Lynx (1:14:45 AM): what flavour?
h7per (1:14:49 AM): blue.
Silvershade Lynx (1:14:53 AM): my favourite
Silvershade Lynx (1:15:04 AM): on the rocks with a dash of vodka, please, barkeep
h7per (1:15:06 AM): dude cum just shot out of my nose that was so funny
Silvershade Lynx (1:15:23 AM): nasal ejaculation!

Silvershade Lynx: where the hell did you get your sig?
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: the internet?
Silvershade Lynx: ...

Pit: why, im like VGC's funniest member
Pit: actually, no, Sean Fury is
Pit: he's pretty funny
Pit: I mean, he did say he was in a band
Pit: I found that funny

Silvershade Lynx: xbox is huge.
The Dan Slice: I like having an Xbox.
The Dan Slice: It compensates for things.
Silvershade Lynx: xbox is still huge though.
Silvershade Lynx: xbox is bigger than crazy k.
Silvershade Lynx: which is pretty big.
Silvershade Lynx: xbox is for fat people!
The Dan Slice: That was so cheap. I know I shouldn't have, but I lol'd.
The Dan Slice: I'm ashamed. :-(

Penguin supreme: I have returned!

Auto response from Dreamgate Sabre: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

Penguin supreme: BAck.
Penguin supreme: i hi hte rate limit, but I hadnt typeed anytihg in like a minute.
Penguin supreme: wtf
Penguin supreme: http://vgchat.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=54
Penguin supreme: well, im helping my roomamte through avideo game.
Penguin supreme: ill catch you later



I love my away message.

MetalVox 6505 (4:17:18 PM): Gar, be my legal brother
MetalVox 6505 (4:17:42 PM): lets find a way to make us legally family
Shin Rawr (4:18:00 PM): haha
Shin Rawr (4:18:03 PM): k
Shin Rawr (4:18:06 PM): So we'll find some chick
Shin Rawr (4:18:15 PM): I'll marry her first, knock her up and stuff
Shin Rawr (4:18:19 PM): Then you can have her:-D
MetalVox 6505 (4:18:29 PM): and we'll seesaw her like a bad porno 8-)
Shin Rawr (4:18:37 PM): My kid's step dad, it'll rule8-)
Shin Rawr (4:18:41 PM): hahaha omg lmao

Majoracle: Halo is for Jews and Fat people >:O
The Dan Slice: Coming from a Maple Story whore. I laugh. 8-)

Skitzo Control: SOUL!
Skitzo Control: I've found your real father!=-O
Skitzo Control: [url="http://dota-allstars.com/images/screenshots/Picture%20073.jpg"]http://dota-allstars.com/images/screenshots/Picture%20073.jpg[/url]
SoulCaliburRF: HOLY **** ITS HIM!!
SoulCaliburRF: he has my hat :-(
Skitzo Control: Dude... What a dad. Stole your hat is now standing out in front of the Hot Tamale.
SoulCaliburRF: Sounds like a Mexican :-(

*EDIT* HOLY **** THAT IMAGE IS HUGE!

Skitzo Control: And I'm watching that bad show on Fox. Remember that time there was a bad show on Fox.
SoulCaliburRF: Yeah, I'm watching Mind of Mencia.
Skitzo Control: That's almost as bad as the Bernie Mac show.
SoulCaliburRF: Carlos's presentation is awful, which is a shame because some of his material isn't too bad.
Skitzo Control: I could do what Mencia does, ad-libbed.
SoulCaliburRF: Ha, I think Mencia does what Mencia does ad-libbed.

h7per: rob: I pour tea and crumpets down your shirt and lick it all up

:mad:

Stupeed FUUOL: THE EXECUTIVE BUDGIE BRANCH THINKS DIFFERENTLY, AND THE JUDICIAL BRANCH BUDGIE DISLIKES GAY MARRIAGE
Anigmasis: CALIFORNIA SAYS WE HAVE SCHIZOPHRENA
Anigmasis: *IA
Stupeed FUUOL: OH NOES THEN THIS MEANS THAT FLORIDA SAYS WE'VE CONTRACTED STEM CELLS
Anigmasis: FLORIDA WILL GET WIPED OUT
Stupeed FUUOL: AND I FIGURED FLORIDA WOULD DIE BY HURRICANE AND THEN THE BLACK PEOPLE IN LOUISIANA WOULD GO LOOT THINGS FROM FLORIDA
Anigmasis: TRUE
Anigmasis: *** MADE ******S IN THE NIGHT
Anigmasis: HE WAS IN A HURRY SO HE FORGOT TO MAKE THEM WHITE
Stupeed FUUOL: THAT WOULD CERTAINLY EXPLAIN WHY WHEN YOU SEE YOUR TV FLOATING AT NIGHT YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME IT'S A NIGGA BECAUSE THEY'RE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT

MetalVox: you have no idea how far Opeth's dick is lodged in my mouth

Shin Rawr (12:48:47 PM): Why do you want to be a nurse?
Shin Rawr (12:48:51 PM): Because I'm that **** metal:mad:

MetalVox 6505 (8:41:59 PM): Guys:
MetalVox 6505 (8:42:02 PM): Defend the temple!
MetalVox 6505 (8:42:05 PM): :link:
Shin Rawr (8:42:05 PM): :link:
Vampiro V Empire (8:42:08 PM): :link:
MetalVox 6505 (8:42:19 PM): <3 later
Vampiro V Empire (8:42:21 PM): We're missing one...
Vampiro V Empire (8:42:26 PM): later dood
MetalVox 6505 (8:42:27 PM): BilL!
BC2412 (8:42:31 PM): yo!
MetalVox 6505 (8:42:36 PM): gimmie the hail!
Vampiro V Empire (8:42:45 PM): The temple will fall without a fourth!
BC2412 (8:42:46 PM): ummm.....hail metalvox
Vampiro V Empire (8:42:51 PM): Get out
MetalVox 6505 (8:42:53 PM): awwwwww
BC2412 (8:43:00 PM): :linkage:
MetalVox 6505 (8:43:04 PM): that works
MetalVox 6505 (8:43:06 PM): :D
Vampiro V Empire (8:43:08 PM): Indeed
MetalVox 6505 (8:43:10 PM): later guys
BC2412 (8:43:12 PM): later
Vampiro V Empire (8:43:13 PM): Lates
(8:43:18 PM) MetalVox 6505 has left the room

Consider the temple well guarded, my friend.
:link:

Pit: I have feeling too you know
Pit: :(
fnool: only one?
Pit: felines*

killershadow1316: is ur name really nate
NATETHESHIZNI t: no, it's actually steve.
killershadow1316: o

The Amala: care to go out to eat at some time?
AntmAnmAdness: sure
The Amala: DDR?
AntmAnmAdness: sure
The Amala: Midnight Manhunt?
AntmAnmAdness: lol
AntmAnmAdness: sure
The Amala wants to directly connect.
AntmAnmAdness is now directly connected.
The Amala:
The Amala: 42 years old
The Amala: Name: Steven Adams Smith
The Amala: roughly 6 feet tall
The Amala: known to utilize comso magic
The Amala: study it, and I'll see you at the 12th stroke of midnight
The Amala: *smears blood into symbols on arms and face*

MetalVox 6505: Vin Diesel was offered one million dollars to read to children at an inner city school in Detroit, Michigan, but was paid just $500,000 after it was reported that he merely chanted his name 3,631 times

The Dan Slice: But seriously, Maple sucks. :-(
Majoracle: better than that 4chan garbage :-)
The Dan Slice: If you play any other online games, you realize how awful it is. :-(
The Dan Slice: 4chan > MS.
Majoracle: no, not by a mile.
Majoracle: dog **** > 4chan
Majoracle: seriously, I browsed that site the other day. I can honestly say that is the internet scum breeding ground. >:O
The Dan Slice:
Majoracle: :-(
The Dan Slice: The winner is 4chan.

Dreamgate Sabre: np: Dream Theater - Trial of Tears
The Dan Slice: np: Crossfade - Colors
The Dan Slice: :-)
Dreamgate Sabre: lol wtf :-(
Dreamgate Sabre: i don't know what that is :-(
The Dan Slice: Eh.
The Dan Slice: Probably not your style lawlwtf 8-)
The Dan Slice: TYPICAL AMERICAN ROCK BAND \m/
The Dan Slice: They're the kind of people who
The Dan Slice: you know
The Dan Slice: have a verse, chorus, then another verse, chorus, then a final verse, then chorus again
The Dan Slice: instead of instrumental intro, lyric intro, verse, verse, instrumental, verse, drum solo, verse, John Petrucci, verse, verse, intrumental
The Dan Slice: ;-)
Dreamgate Sabre: Then some more verses, and a bass solo for two seconds, more drums, and a nine minute outro.
The Dan Slice: Oh, right. My bad.
The Dan Slice: 8-)
Dreamgate Sabre: And that's just movement I.

Dan is on a role.

Many wins. I present you with this...

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/fgsfds.png[/IMG]

I would have givin him an internet...but I just can't seem to find the **** thing.

We're all out of internets right now. Would you like a small pachyderm instead?

pach∑y∑derm (păk'ĭ-d˚rm') pronunciation n.

Any of various large, thick-skinned, hoofed mammals such as the elephant, rhinoceros, or hippopotamus.

**** british and their huge vocabulary.

[quote]We're all out of internets right now. Would you like a small pachyderm instead?
It's okay, I'm sure he will settle for AOL instead until you get some Internets in stock. :cool2:

1000 free hours no less. HOW COULD YOU SAY NO!?

[02:45 AM] Pit: therapy, I WAS AT THERAPY
[02:45 AM] Trigger: Lies!
[02:45 AM] Pit: I got back
[02:45 AM] Pit: like now
[02:45 AM] Trigger: You were wanking.
[02:45 AM] Trigger: THAT IS NOT THERAPY.
[02:45 AM] Pit: k
[02:45 AM] Pit: :(

Dreamgate Sabre: But basically they cut up his corpse into four pieces and sent them to far ends of the country.
d3mented sadak0: Wow, he got served. :-(
Dreamgate Sabre: I'd guess superstition.
Dreamgate Sabre: Yes. He did get served.
d3mented sadak0: hahahaha
d3mented sadak0: wouldn't it be cool if business men were ninjas?
d3mented sadak0: then they could throw their business cards at people!
Dreamgate Sabre: ...and you accuse me of having ADHD?

My friend and I lol. Her screename has been blocked out.

------------------: whats a bass?
vrzone00: an instrument : )
------------------: Ohhhhh
------------------: that kinda bass
------------------: u cant eat that?
------------------: can u
vrzone00: lol
------------------: guessss not
------------------: :-(
vrzone00: you can lick it though : )
vrzone00: lol
------------------: lmfao
------------------: alright
------------------: i'll lick it
------------------: forever
vrzone00: awesome

MetalVox 6505 (2:06:20 AM): it only works
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (2:06:22 AM): we fight for light
MetalVox 6505 (2:06:23 AM): if i command the legion
Shin Rawr (2:06:27 AM): 8-)
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (2:06:30 AM): shields and swords are shining bright
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (2:06:40 AM): strike like dragons have no fear
MetalVox 6505 (2:06:42 AM): WARRIORS!!!! DEFEND OUR TEMPLE/PYRAMID!
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (2:06:45 AM): swords are made of steel!
Shin Rawr (2:06:47 AM): :link:
MetalVox 6505 (2:06:48 AM): :link:
Vampiro V Empire (2:06:48 AM): :link:
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (2:06:50 AM): :link:
MetalVox 6505 (2:07:01 AM): *** im gemming that
Shin Rawr (2:07:09 AM): That was really quick8-)
Vampiro V Empire (2:07:12 AM): Indeed
Vampiro V Empire (2:07:15 AM): We were ready

Silvershade Lynx: penguins are the only fish that can fly.

Sentient ***: THUNDER ****S!*
Sentient ***: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sentient ***: Thunder thunder thunder thunder ****sssssssssssss.
AntmAnmAdness: chili dog?
Sentient ***: You've never seen ThunderCats?
Sentient ***: :(
AntmAnmAdness: Yeah...but you were talking about thunder****S
Sentient ***: It's a porno. :(

*cun[color=#666666]t[/color]

h7per: where's the audieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

That makes no sense out of context :(

Saint Villas: ballistics tests normaly aren't done on bibles.
Darksider Sean: lmao
Saint Villas: unless you are part of the satanist IRA or something

--------------------------------------------------------------

Darksider Sean: Woody Allen, on watching porn: "For the first half hour all you want to do is have sex, after that you never want to have sex again for the rest of your life."
Saint Villas: Woody Allen married his adopted doughter.

that first one is old and not funny.
that second one is not old as far as i know, but it isn't funny either.

Ninferno is Pit's friend who is Asian, and since all Asian people are the same, we refer to Asian guys as "ninferno" and Asian females as "Ninferno's sister" or "Ninferno's mom." That said:

SoulCaliburRF: i have a ****ing awesome story about Ninferno and his sister today
SoulCaliburRF: i was at starbucks with my madre!
SoulCaliburRF: and theres this huge line, and im like "is that our stuff? it looks like mine"
SoulCaliburRF: and she goes "the drinks all look the same"
SoulCaliburRF: and i go "YOU all look the same!" right as Ninferno and his sister walk into the line
SoulCaliburRF: and i immediately started laughing hysterically

d3mented sadak0: Oh come now
h7per: no
h7per: I can't
h7per: its an outie

Ub4r Fantum RAWR: I have an idea
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: HACK THE SITE
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: get de-modded
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: and re-modded
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: and you'll be the next Raptor
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: but only british and not gay

finding a lot of stuff funny lately for no reason:

Silvershade Lynx: there's not much i really want for my birthday
Silvershade Lynx: maybe a few cds
Silvershade Lynx: a gun metal black or green trenchcoat
Silvershade Lynx: and a psp, maybe
d3mented sadak0: Are these hints?
Silvershade Lynx: hints as to what?

...I still don't get it...

edit:

ZterlingZen: This is a tribute to all the people that died on 9/11 if you im this to 15 people in the next hour something great will happen to u tomorrow no send backs
fnool: LMFAO

Vampiro V Empire: Don't be an ass.
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: eeh-haw
Vampiro V Empire: What?
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: that's the sound an ass makes
Vampiro V Empire: God I hate you.

MetalVox 6505: just make sudden grunting noises and growlies and you can communicate with a viking.
Shin Rawr: yes
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: grrr greah! urrrrg yarga dunag!
Shin Rawr: lol nm u

VRZone00: hey
MetalVox 6505 signed off at 5:33:03 PM.




Lol. :D

Anonymous Asian: **** you white boy, stop asking if you win. Only Asian ppl win, which you, stupid white boy, are not, just stop trying to be asian wishing to win for once and live your ****ty life as what you are, a stupid asian wannabe white boy. therefore, you loose, GTFO Good day


It came from 4chan, but it's a gem regardless.

SoulCaliburRF: hey remember
SoulCaliburRF: When we went into those chat rooms?
SoulCaliburRF: no? okay fine.
Sentient ***: I remember.
Sentient ***: We were bashing religion.
SoulCaliburRF: and the 6 year old and the ear ****ing!
Sentient ***: We are going to hell.

kodachislice: Ouch, a revenge derepping!
kodachislice: now my number goes down :-(
Shin Rawr: k back>:o
Shin Rawr: but but
kodachislice: how ever will I survive?
Shin Rawr: I made yours go up to begin with, so it's k:-D
Shin Rawr: :-( You dissapoint me
Shin Rawr: You got derepped by that
Shin Rawr: a kid that can't spell disappoint
kodachislice: I know
kodachislice: that makes it all better
Shin Rawr: With a pokemon avatar
kodachislice: 8-)
Shin Rawr: haha this is true
Shin Rawr: You should go see Behemoth, Mortiis and Danzig on their next tour
kodachislice: yeah, but instead of doing that, i'll stay home and not do that >:o
Shin Rawr: But instead of that, you can go sex up Nergal8-)
Shin Rawr: Apparently he's sexy as hell
kodachislice: yeah, but instead of doing that, i'll stay home and not do that >:o
Shin Rawr: :-( you dissapoint me
kodachislice: 8-)

h7per: you call me nigger!
h7per: :bowser:
NATETHESHIZNI t: so
NATETHESHIZNI t: suck it up, whimpy emo bitch
NATETHESHIZNI t: :mad:

How'd you post the bowser emoticon on AIM?

- direct connect
- maybe he just typed in :bow[color=3][/color]ser:, knowing full well that it'd show up as an emoticon when he posted it on vgc.

foolish question

fnool: :cookie:
fnool: :big_bird:
James: stfu

F*ck you?

EDIT: It was a simple question, waiting for a simple answer. No need to be a cock.

nah, I just think it was a particularly dim thing to ask. :/

Sorry for genuine curiousity. I'll make sure to be a jerk next time you are genuinely interested in something and I consider it a stupid question.

...Yeah, but you're missing the point just a bit.

Not at all. I asked an honest question. Whether it was dumb or not, it wasn't necessary to insult me for it.

Why, I do it all the time ;)

You're a friend. Klarth isn't.

best gems ever

MetalVox 6505: fatty
Silvershade Lynx: anything but
MetalVox 6505: i know
MetalVox 6505: but it's still fun
Silvershade Lynx: my chocolate disappeared:(
Silvershade Lynx: wait
Silvershade Lynx: ****
Silvershade Lynx: no
MetalVox 6505: HAHAHAHAA
Silvershade Lynx: that looks bad in context
Silvershade Lynx: imageboards.4-ch.net/v/src/1125295829472.png
MetalVox 6505: very nice
Silvershade Lynx: :D
Silvershade Lynx: http://imageboards.4-ch.net/v/src/1125678941553.jpg
MetalVox 6505: That is mad-cool
Silvershade Lynx: Yeah
Silvershade Lynx: Tad twisted though
MetalVox 6505: thats what makes it cool
Silvershade Lynx: there *are* some cool things to be found on imageboards!
MetalVox 6505: not as cool as the harry potter unencyclopedia
MetalVox 6505: but cool nontheless
Silvershade Lynx:
Silvershade Lynx: vgc has me to thank for finding uncuclopedia
Silvershade Lynx: cyclo
MetalVox 6505: so? it's funny, and thats all that matters
Silvershade Lynx: nah
Silvershade Lynx: you wouldn't know of it without my intervention
Silvershade Lynx: so stuffle>:O
MetalVox 6505: It doesn't matter who found it.
MetalVox 6505: it being funny > who found it.
Silvershade Lynx: maybe marginally>:O
MetalVox 6505: Stop trying find ways to boost your ego.
MetalVox 6505: or i might just start calling you fate
Silvershade Lynx: bdbfhbdbhfdhb*****>:o
MetalVox 6505:
MetalVox 6505: fatty
Silvershade Lynx: anything but
MetalVox 6505: i know
MetalVox 6505: but it's still fun
Silvershade Lynx: my chocolate disappeared:(
Silvershade Lynx: wait
Silvershade Lynx: ****
Silvershade Lynx: no
MetalVox 6505: HAHAHAHAA
Silvershade Lynx: that looks bad in context
Silvershade Lynx: found it!
Silvershade Lynx: ...*****
Silvershade Lynx: :(
MetalVox 6505: gemmed
Silvershade Lynx: :(

Silvershade Lynx: there *are* some cool things to be found on imageboards!
MetalVox 6505: not as cool as the harry potter unencyclopedia
MetalVox 6505: but cool nontheless
Silvershade Lynx:
Silvershade Lynx: vgc has me to thank for finding uncuclopedia
Silvershade Lynx: cyclo
MetalVox 6505: so? it's funny, and thats all that matters
Silvershade Lynx: nah
Silvershade Lynx: you wouldn't know of it without my intervention
Silvershade Lynx: so stuffle>:O
MetalVox 6505: It doesn't matter who found it.
MetalVox 6505: it being funny > who found it.
Silvershade Lynx: maybe marginally>:O
MetalVox 6505: Stop trying find ways to boost your ego.
MetalVox 6505: or i might just start calling you fate
Silvershade Lynx: bdbfhbdbhfdhb*****>:o
MetalVox 6505:
MetalVox 6505: fatty
Silvershade Lynx: anything but
MetalVox 6505: i know
MetalVox 6505: but it's still fun
Silvershade Lynx: my chocolate disappeared:(
Silvershade Lynx: wait
Silvershade Lynx: ****
Silvershade Lynx: no
MetalVox 6505: HAHAHAHAA
Silvershade Lynx: that looks bad in context
Silvershade Lynx: found it!
Silvershade Lynx: ...*****
Silvershade Lynx: :(
MetalVox 6505: gemmed
Silvershade Lynx: :(
Silvershade Lynx: it was behind my speaker
Silvershade Lynx: :(

Shin Rawr (5:20:27 PM): Go to Texas
Jim312880 (5:20:34 PM): yeah I was thinking of that
Shin Rawr (5:21:07 PM): Dude, it's ok for my mountain to be cold (so pure, etc). But every now and then you need some good, texas flatlands
Jim312880 (5:21:20 PM): HAHAHA yeah
Jim312880 (5:21:27 PM): dude
Jim312880 (5:21:38 PM): imagine if rap music used black metal lyrics
Shin Rawr (5:21:45 PM): .... HAHAHAHA
Jim312880 (5:21:48 PM): yo yo, da mountains are cold YO!
so mu****in COLD!
Shin Rawr (5:21:55 PM): AH HAHAHAHAHA
Jim312880 (5:22:09 PM): that would kick ***
Shin Rawr (5:23:18 PM): DEMONIX LAUGHTA, YO CREMATION
YO LUNGS IS GASPIN' FO AIR HOMES, BUT IS FILLED WITH BLOOD

DEATHCRUUUUUSH
Jim312880 (5:23:41 PM): or black metal with rap lyrics
*in cold raspy voice*
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. holla. HOLLLLLA!!!!!!!! if you got .... DOLLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *guitar solo* money's all I care about cause I'm a big BALLLAAA!!!!!!!
Shin Rawr (5:23:42 PM): I IS COMIN' FORWARD
DEATHCRUUUUUSH
Shin Rawr (5:23:56 PM): or a mix of both!
Shin Rawr (5:24:26 PM): I DRIVIN DOWN DA STREET, MAKIN DRIVEBY HAILS TO THE LITTLE NIGGA VIRGIN MARY
Jim312880 (5:25:33 PM): hahah
Jim312880 (5:25:35 PM): hellyeah

Rap music should have classical instruments and songs in the background more often.

Hah, Klarth was wrong. :-*

:link:

The Amala wants to directly connect.
The Amala is now directly connected.
The Amala: [url=http://www.putfile.com][/url]
VRZone00: lol

^^An interesting chat with Judge^^ :D

h0tshot2k4 (11:17:56 PM): you 'read books'?
PsionicXero (11:17:59 PM): lol
h0tshot2k4 (11:18:01 PM): like, novels
PsionicXero (11:18:02 PM): stupid question
PsionicXero (11:18:09 PM): stupid questions
h0tshot2k4 (11:18:24 PM): idunno, most americans dont
h0tshot2k4 (11:18:27 PM): cept like, harry potter
PsionicXero (11:18:31 PM): lol
h0tshot2k4 (11:18:46 PM): "wtf? you like reading? whats wrong with u?"
PsionicXero (11:18:46 PM): idk, was reading dante's inferno
PsionicXero (11:18:55 PM): but like, i just stopped when college started
h0tshot2k4 (11:19:04 PM): yea its harder to read now
h0tshot2k4 (11:19:08 PM): not much time
PsionicXero (11:19:10 PM): yea
PsionicXero (11:19:18 PM): im in psych research now
h0tshot2k4 (11:19:30 PM): i was reading "the idiot" by dostoyevsky
PsionicXero (11:19:33 PM): prof said, just read chapter 3
h0tshot2k4 (11:19:34 PM): and no
PsionicXero (11:19:36 PM): "just"
h0tshot2k4 (11:19:38 PM): its not about a guy who's an idiot
h0tshot2k4 (11:19:39 PM): lol
PsionicXero (11:19:45 PM): "just" = 72 pages
h0tshot2k4 (11:19:47 PM): or not in that sense
h0tshot2k4 (11:20:00 PM): lol
PsionicXero (11:20:08 PM): not just 72 pages of normal text
PsionicXero (11:20:18 PM): texts thats full of info, boring info
PsionicXero (11:20:29 PM): and like size 6 or 7 font
PsionicXero (11:20:34 PM): with like big pages
PsionicXero (11:20:47 PM): as in if i remove my finger, i lose my place
PsionicXero (11:20:52 PM): and sometimes even my page

The Amala: does it bug you when people call you by your name on AIM, Anthony?
AntmAnmAdness: not really
The Amala: guh, I hate it
The Amala: I know you're talking to me, no need to tack my name onto the end of the statement
The Amala: like "how are you, Derick?"
The Amala: I'm not gonna be like......."you talkin to me?"
The Amala: though I should
AntmAnmAdness: LOL
The Amala: cause that's sorta funny
The Amala: yeah
The Amala: try it
AntmAnmAdness: hey sup?
The Amala: you talkin to me?
AntmAnmAdness: hey sup, DERICK!
The Amala: oh hey, Anthony, what's up? I'm glad you made a note of specifying it was ME you intended to speak to in this IM window. I'm just about to go to sleep in a bit, cause I'm tired. How about yourself, Anthony?
AntmAnmAdness: fappin, derick
The Amala: really, Anthony?
AntmAnmAdness: no...derick
AntmAnmAdness: kay I'm sick of this
AntmAnmAdness: derick

Ok, so I got banned, then came back, then got ip banned at a forum. Shoutbox, read from bottom up. Me = "iswear2***imnothyper!!!!!"

[Today 06:33 AM] sub: hahahaha
[Today 06:33 AM] |-

I don't remember saying that! Although, we were having a moogle-related convo, so that might have come out at some point...

MetalVox 6505: get the **** off my internet. you're out of the order.
MetalVox 6505: you're no longer allowed to defend the temple >:o
MetalVox 6505: and i'm taking your watermelon.
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: You went too far Scott. Way too far. This is why *** gave you a cyst in your hand. He's punishing you by not letting you play gui - **** off my watermelon.

Tickingaway1615: I ARE F[COLOR=White]U[/COLOR]CKHEAD!
The Amala: I ARE AGREEING
Tickingaway1615: OK!!!!!!!!!
Tickingaway1615: I CAN BE LOUDER THEN YOU CAN
The Amala: [SIZE=7]NO YOU F[COLOR=White]U[/COLOR]CKING CAN'T[/SIZE]

The Amala: NO YOU ****ING CAN'T
Tickingaway1615: YES I ****ING CAN!
The Amala: I'm posting this
Tickingaway1615: FINE!
Tickingaway1615: I DON'T CARE!
The Amala: lol

There thats the whole convo.

It worked better when I left the mystery there.

Tickingaway1615: HELL YEA....WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPS
The Amala: WE'RE UNLEASHING THE FUY
The Amala: FURY
The Amala:
Tickingaway1615: -UNLEASHES MORE FURY THAN YOU-
The Amala: *ahem*
The Amala: *punches you in the face*

Deathnerd1M: So um.. do you like to do it?
Deathnerd1M: i mean with chicks obviously
Deathnerd1M: lol
Tickingaway1615: my hand kind of just lays there
Tickingaway1615: shes not very good
Deathnerd1M: lolzers.. that suxorz.. I was dating this one chick.. We banged like everynite.. Except of course when she was on her Period.. Ewww this one time we had sex and during sex, she ended up going on her period.. What a ****in Bloody Mess
Tickingaway1615: was it everywhere? tell me more
Tickingaway1615: all my hand ever does is give head....and she really really sucks at that man
Tickingaway1615: i mean...after 5 years...you would figure she would have gotten better....its sad...so was there blood all over the sheets...i want to hear more of your amazing period ****
Deathnerd1M: lol eh... it wasn't that great.. more disguisting than anything.. i've had sex with too many girls :-( I need to stop using my Magical Slut Powers..
Tickingaway1615: give them too me
Deathnerd1M: I have the Power to Get laid.. It reminds me of Pokemon
Tickingaway1615: i need them
Deathnerd1M: only my saying is
Deathnerd1M: "Gotta ****'em All"
Deathnerd1M: lol
Tickingaway1615: ill be like Brock...the one that never gets laid....ill video tape all your sex acts
Tickingaway1615: so...when your done with your power....can i have it...i dont mind sloppy seconds

To Derick: Its ok. I punched you back.

The Amala: I made you a friendship ring
AntmAnmAdness: ...thank you

VRZone00: whats up?
The Amala: NOT A WHOLE ****ING LOT
The Amala: HOW ABOUT YOU GOOD SIR
VRZone00: nothing much
VRZone00: why are you in all caps>?
The Amala: CAP LOCKS FTW
The Amala: because I'm me
The Amala: and I ****ing rule
VRZone00: are you high?
VRZone00: lol

Warrior01: u ever played animal crossing
StartingDarkBulb: I have it
StartingDarkBulb: :-P
Warrior01: word, same here
Warrior01: dont play it nemore tho
Warrior01: got tired
StartingDarkBulb: same
StartingDarkBulb: :-P
StartingDarkBulb: I got bored
Warrior01: but was really into it at once point
Warrior01: i only played on my birthday, cuz those were the only friends that actually gave a ****
Warrior01: and on newyears so I wouldnt spend it alone
StartingDarkBulb: .... whoa dude

dahahahaha, that's so hardcore lame

The Amala: musical suggestions plz
The Amala: preferrably metal
h7per: :D

This is a gem because a friendly conversation between us is unprecidented.

TrackingcookiE: dude the first thing I'm gonna do...
TrackingcookiE: is touch phil

Looking forward to LA apparently.

H22S4: adam is a faggot
H22S4: a big flaming faggot
H22S4: he's a raging flamer
H22S4: and a cock
netman: yes
netman: his cock is tasty
netman: :-)
H22S4: **** you, speedfreak.
H22S4: .......
netman: ...
netman: AH
netman: AHHHHHHHHHH

(his gay partner's name is adam)

Sabredog: Those two swedish people totally wrecked that draw a picture of the poster above you thread :(
fnool: yeah
fnool: delete them please
fnool: that is to say, the posts and the people.
Sabredog: I don't think the "give super moderators power over life and death" poll went through in the end, sorry.
fnool: can you at least level their houses? :(
Sabredog: yeah, I think we're allowed to do that.
Sabredog: If it turns out we're not allowed to, I'll just call you and several other members cocks, cry a bit, and then claim to have e-businesses to get on with anyway.
fnool: don't forget to go play ddr
Sabredog: Oh, and of course I'll delete threads humiliating me, and I'll select a poster at random to delete each post of.
Sabredog: Oh how could I forget!
fnool: You have to be obese and wearing an NFL t-shirt first, though
Sabredog: and sweaty!
Sabredog: don't forget sweaty!
fnool: And call everyone around you a bleeding-heart liberal or an evil conservative, depending on what they're not
Sabredog: And then cry some more.

Anigmasis (15:17:59): Whos the most emo goth person you know on VGC?
Anigmasis (15:18:44): NEvermind
Dreamgate Sabre (15:18:46): Sean Fury!
Anigmasis (15:18:46): Sean fury

Check the timestamps.

The Amala: well, no +21 for you:-(
Karikaumi: i already got your +21 :-)
The Amala: then it'd be +21x2 which I'm too lazy to work out right now
Karikaumi: ...
Karikaumi: moron 8-)

:(

Not with a VGCer, but what the hell?

peevish poptart: this essay is talking about sex now
peevish poptart: WOOOOOO.
Karikaumi: neato.
peevish poptart: haha
peevish poptart: 'dr. lovejoy'

By the way, Chris is Linkman, Cody is netman, and coromoro is coromoro! :cool:

[img]http://www.geocities.com/netty91/chrisgay.txt[/img]

d3mented sadak0: guess what book I hate
h7per: A Guide To Being British, by Jack Lamb?
d3mented sadak0: ...
h7per: it sucked

lmfao

I win:cookie2:

fnool: http://www.vgchat.com/login.php?do=logout&u=114
fnool: Look at that
MetalVox 6505: k!
MetalVox 6505: well sh[b][/b]it on a stick.
fnool: lmfao
fnool: you gullible fu[b][/b]ck:cool:
MetalVox 6505: yeah, i'm pretty bad about that
MetalVox 6505: it's like "here, have a link!"
MetalVox 6505: and i'm all "Link! Oooooooi wondah wut it iz"
MetalVox 6505: -click-
MetalVox 6505: -Manporn-

MetalVox 6505: what would i be paying for right now?
MetalVox 6505: ?
Karikaumi: you don't want me to answer that.
MetalVox 6505: yes i do
MetalVox 6505: in realistic terms >:O
Karikaumi: a dinosaur.
MetalVox 6505: dude i totally would
MetalVox 6505: I'd want a T-Rex
MetalVox 6505: i'd ride around on it's back and let it eat people
MetalVox 6505: until the government came and took it away for studies :(
Karikaumi:
MetalVox 6505: I'd be sad
MetalVox 6505: cuz my Rexy would be poked and prodded and had clone rexy's made of him
Karikaumi: i have a hilarious mental picture of you riding around town on a t-rex.
Karikaumi: i'd draw it
Karikaumi: but
Karikaumi: i don't have a pen
MetalVox 6505: hahahaha
MetalVox 6505: is it something reminicent to me riding an electric bull?
MetalVox 6505: with a cowboy hat?
Karikaumi: dude
Karikaumi: whatever you say
Karikaumi: im gonna picture
Karikaumi: it
Karikaumi: and it's gonna be great
MetalVox 6505: XD
Karikaumi: unless it's something like you in a porno.
MetalVox 6505: i would NOT
MetalVox 6505: do a porno with a T-Rex
MetalVox 6505: are you crazy
Karikaumi: wouldn't want a repeat of last time.
MetalVox 6505: that is so gemmed
Karikaumi: hahaha
Karikaumi: which part?
Karikaumi: ...
Karikaumi: you know
MetalVox 6505: the whole thing
MetalVox 6505: i do?
Karikaumi: i wasn't kidding about picturing whatever you say
Karikaumi: arghhhhhhh!
MetalVox 6505: LMFAO
MetalVox 6505: -dies laughing-

Silvershade Lynx (2:21:41 PM): and now i am a sausage

velvetnitemare: uhh
velvetnitemare: there is an asian in my yard

Health class.

d3mented sadak0: We were talking about skills you'd need like agility, power, speed, flexibility, endurance
d3mented sadak0: oh, and balance
d3mented sadak0: I felt like it was an RPG
d3mented sadak0: You could start off as a fat guy, and gain certain skills to become a certain type of althlete...
d3mented sadak0: and when you were powerful, you would be an ath1337.
Sirprimus: -10 cool points.

Dreamgate Sabre: Want a pretty colour hat?
Lizard Royale: silver!
Dreamgate Sabre: Want a pretty colour hat that is red, blue, browny-goldy-type-colour, or green?

fnool: how's prince albert :-*
Cody: he's stuck in a can :(
fnool: ...

Talking about the MapleStory character creator thing.

Majoracle: I have to do Lisa
The Dan Slice: But Lisa is doing Lisa. :O
Majoracle: dildo whore 8-)
The Dan Slice: ...what? :-(
Majoracle: nevermind8-)
The Dan Slice: ...oh, I just got that. :-[

Silvershade Lynx: mmm, Jared just came back from the debate
Silvershade Lynx: they came second
d3mented sadak0: hehee, you said "mmm, Jared"
Silvershade Lynx: oh **** you :(

TrackingcookiE: say "****"
SoulCaliburRF: dude no ****ing way
TrackingcookiE: pls
TrackingcookiE: say "****"
SoulCaliburRF: ****, you're so demanding
TrackingcookiE: I COMMAND THEE
TrackingcookiE: ***** slut head
TrackingcookiE: DO IT NOW OR I SHALT SMITE THEE
SoulCaliburRF: ********er
TrackingcookiE: **** man just do it
TrackingcookiE: assface gaymonster say ****!
TrackingcookiE: !!! x 1900
SoulCaliburRF: ****ing **** why do i ****ing have to say ****
SoulCaliburRF: ****!
TrackingcookiE: well jusus ****ING christ why can't you pieces of ****ING **** just say ******* ****!
TrackingcookiE: ??
SoulCaliburRF: i ****ing REFUSE to say ****
SoulCaliburRF: or ****!
TrackingcookiE: well **** you then
TrackingcookiE: **** me while you're at it
TrackingcookiE: wait no
TrackingcookiE: ****!
TrackingcookiE: ****TING ****FACE
SoulCaliburRF: that ****s ****ing gross
TrackingcookiE: your moms ****ing gross but I didn't complain!
SoulCaliburRF: yeah well
TrackingcookiE: **** you're a ****ing complainer
SoulCaliburRF: **** ****
TrackingcookiE: you little **** ****
TrackingcookiE: say ****!!
SoulCaliburRF: im not saying **** ever, ****face
SoulCaliburRF: just ****ting shut the **** up
TrackingcookiE: Know what's really funny?
SoulCaliburRF: what?
TrackingcookiE: I STILL can't warn you!
SoulCaliburRF: yeah, i know :-P
TrackingcookiE: i mean ****..
TrackingcookiE: what he ****ing hell?
SoulCaliburRF: yeah that ****s ****edu p
SoulCaliburRF: ****ed*
SoulCaliburRF: ****, ****ing typo
SoulCaliburRF: haha, this is so insanely immature and funny at the same time
SoulCaliburRF: we're just saying **** and **** a lot, this ****s ****ing ridiculous, but its ****ing funny as ****
TrackingcookiE: **** is quite ****ing funny imo
TrackingcookiE: i mean, fo ****ing sure
SoulCaliburRF: this laughing is making me cough
SoulCaliburRF: actually, my wicked cold is making me cough, but the laughing is making it worse
TrackingcookiE: I ****ing **** my pants!!
SoulCaliburRF: hahaha **** dude thats ****ing gross

Haha, no one else will find this funny, and will probably derep me in anger, but it was very very funny in my ill, sleep-deprived state.


P.S. If you hadn't gathered, we were trying to get it so we could warn each other... and we failed.

Skitzo Control: Do anything else cool? Anything involving... you know... lesbians?
Hailie Jade696: No, no lesbians.
Hailie Jade696: There was lovin', though.
Skitzo Control: Oh... Lesbian lovin'?
Hailie Jade696: No lesbians!
Skitzo Control: Oh... I see... Well, babe, I must say I'm fairly disappointed in you!:o

LiLpyro Vivi: hey
DeathByMinnow1: Yo!
DeathByMinnow1: what's up?
LiLpyro Vivi: rs
LiLpyro Vivi: i got a job wanna do it?
LiLpyro Vivi: no its not hard
LiLpyro Vivi: nothing like 4k gold ore lol
DeathByMinnow1: er...vwhat?
LiLpyro Vivi: lol mining?>
LiLpyro Vivi: its at like 52 i think
LiLpyro Vivi: i need at 60
LiLpyro Vivi: all u have to do is stand in front of iron
LiLpyro Vivi: and keep dropping
LiLpyro Vivi: dont save it
LiLpyro Vivi: hey i have a worse job
DeathByMinnow1: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
LiLpyro Vivi: i have to cut 12k willow logs
LiLpyro Vivi: basically u wannt train my mining?
LiLpyro Vivi: could you?
LiLpyro Vivi: ill pay u kno i ill
LiLpyro Vivi: will
DeathByMinnow1: what in the name of *** are you talking about?
LiLpyro Vivi: oh ****tttttttttttttttttttttttt
LiLpyro Vivi: u have liek the same sn asd another kid i kno'
LiLpyro Vivi: hahhaha
LiLpyro Vivi: lmao
DeathByMinnow1: ..
LiLpyro Vivi: sorryyy
DeathByMinnow1: there's another minnow?
LiLpyro Vivi: na its death something
DeathByMinnow1: ooook
LiLpyro Vivi: i always confuse u 2
DeathByMinnow1: yeah..

Karikaumi: what's the german word "to vin diesel"?
Dreamgate Sabre: vindieselen
Dreamgate Sabre: ich vindiesele
Dreamgate Sabre: du vindieselst
Dreamgate Sabre: er/sie/es vindieselt
Dreamgate Sabre: wir vondieselen
Dreamgate Sabre: ihr vondieselt
Dreamgate Sabre: sie/Sie vondieselen
Dreamgate Sabre: oh, the first one is vondiesele
Dreamgate Sabre: because germans are weird and use different first vowels for er/sie/es/du

Karikaumi: that was probably gemworthy.
Karikaumi: when you look at all the other sh[b][/b]ite in there.

The Amala: k I'm back

Auto response from Rodj1213: I am not here. I have been deported.

The Amala: **** I knew it
The Amala: I ask you to hold on for one second and you can't help but go get some chick pregnant while you're on a tequila bing
The Amala: ****it couldn't you hold off on the beanery for a few minutes?!
The Amala: WHY CHEPITO!
The Amala: WHYYYYYYYY!
Rodj1213 returned at 6:25:10 PM.
Rodj1213: My beans aren't done boiling
Rodj1213: i was taking a gigantic ****
The Amala: LMAO

MetalVox 6505 (11:29:24 PM): thats not saying much >:o
decapitt (11:29:36 PM): are you suggestng i am a horny bastard who would do any guy on two legs?>:o
MetalVox 6505 (11:29:41 PM): no
decapitt (11:29:42 PM): cause if you are then how'd you know!>:o
MetalVox 6505 (11:29:48 PM): i mean, yes

PsionicXero: kk, i hope i dont get lost again
PsionicXero: and like, dont tell me where to drive unless you know
StartingDarkBulb: oh, dude
StartingDarkBulb: just go straight
StartingDarkBulb: that always works

I still remember telling him to go straight last time and getting him lost, and I didn't know that he didn't know I was joking 8)

Dreamgate Sabre: okay, i play maplestory way too much
AntmAnmAdness: .....duh
Dreamgate Sabre: i just pressed the inventory button while browsing vgc

Bestrafe Engel: Scott will never love me again. :(
MetalVox 6505: what are you being emo about?
Bestrafe Engel: Sorry, that was very fei-on Castorish.
MetalVox 6505: yes
MetalVox 6505: yes it was

h7per: pucker up and kiss rob!!
d3mented sadak0: what the?
h7per: it's instinct.
d3mented sadak0: for you, maybe.

I get it now.

My gems aren't funny either. :p:

oMg laureNnn x3: who all is going?!
urlovinightmare: it doesnt matter
urlovinightmare: ur not going
oMg laureNnn x3: stfu
oMg laureNnn x3: if u tell me who all is going
oMg laureNnn x3: i might beg my mom
urlovinightmare: just me n daniel and luke haha sausage fest
urlovinightmare: so we need a buffer
oMg laureNnn x3: buffer?
urlovinightmare: lol n/m
oMg laureNnn x3: like a groupie?
urlovinightmare: lol

Never post in this thread again.

ok :(

Missus Iris: Ew, during dinner, my mom turned on some sexual music, and started saying what a cute song it was...
SoulCaliburRF: Did you **** her
SoulCaliburRF: oh ***
Missus Iris: No.
Missus Iris: I just had to eat a taco while listening to "I Wanna Sex You Up." :(

get it...cause a taco refers to a vagina...cause it look like one...get it? I do...cause she was eating a taco...and...yeah...tacos

MysticHero121: he is all "are you related to Dark Bulb?" and I'm all "no way am I related to that ****ing spic"
StartingDarkBulb: ouch

Ub4r Fantum RAWR: cause... we ruke
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: rule*
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: lol ruke
MetalVox 6505: ruke?
MetalVox 6505: we ruke? lmfao

MetalVox 6505 (9:19:28 AM): *** that is hilarious
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:19:38 AM): cause... we ruke
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:19:40 AM): rule*
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:19:42 AM): lol ruke
MetalVox 6505 (9:19:43 AM): ruke?
MetalVox 6505 (9:19:47 AM): we ruke? lmfao
MetalVox 6505 (9:20:04 AM): No entry found for ruke.
MetalVox 6505 (9:20:16 AM): we can make up a defination to Ruke!
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:20:30 AM): do it
MetalVox 6505 (9:20:56 AM): Ruke (v) "The action of rocking out with your cock out"
MetalVox 6505 (9:21:12 AM): Ex.1 - "Kris and Scott ruke on a constant basis"
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:21:23 AM): lmfao
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:21:26 AM): XDXD
MetalVox 6505 (9:21:32 AM): Ex. 2 - "Females cannot ruke as men can"
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:21:36 AM): post it in gems
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:21:41 AM): I already posted my part
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:21:45 AM): I mean post the definition
MetalVox 6505 (9:21:53 AM): Ex 3 - "CJ has ruked many times in the past"
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:22:01 AM): lmfao
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:22:01 AM): lmfao
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:22:25 AM): Gar, CJ, Scott, and Kris are constantly ruking from 3AM to 5:41AM
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (9:22:36 AM): while defending the temple

[12:25 AM] Kristian: how am I supposed to print screen in school genius?
[12:25 AM] Kristian: and then copy the image to paint, WHICH ISNT HERE
[12:25 AM] Kristian: and upload it
[12:25 AM] Kristian: and the the url
[12:25 AM] Kristian: *** SERIOUSLY SHUT UP
[12:28 AM] Hailie Jade: Your so black that your school is too poor to afford Paint. Which is free.
[12:30 AM] Kristian: You're fired.
[12:30 AM] Hailie Jade: You're so black that you wear a white suit so people can see you at night.
[12:30 AM] Kristian: I lol'd
[12:30 AM] Kristian: :-(
[12:31 AM] Hailie Jade: That's what she said when you unzipped.

My mother encounters my idle message:

AntmAnmAdness: going to get something to eat
K: ok
K: let me know when your back o.k.
K: i'll try you back in a few minutes o.k.

Auto response from AntmAnmAdness: xbox is huge

K: what do you mean?
K: do you like xbox now?
K: are you there?

JAyCeNsEnSaTioN: drugs are fun
Skitzo Control: So is masturbation, but I only do that six times a day!>:o

rageeNIN: you know those pictures that you sent me a couple days ago
MetalVox 6505: yeah
MetalVox 6505: can't send em right now
MetalVox 6505: im at soundcheck
rageeNIN: no i know
rageeNIN: i put one of them on this thing called facebook
rageeNIN: it is for college students, to keep in touch w/ your friends in college
rageeNIN: well i put on of them as my pic.
MetalVox 6505: nice
rageeNIN: and one of the girls on the tennis team wrote a message asking if you were my girl friend
MetalVox 6505: O_o
rageeNIN: i know
MetalVox 6505: whhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaat the ****
MetalVox 6505: LMFAO
MetalVox 6505: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MetalVox 6505: did you say yes???
rageeNIN: i told her that she was really ****ing stupid. And then she said she noticed the facial hair after she sent the message
MetalVox 6505: oh my ***
MetalVox 6505: good lord, thats fantastic

The Dan Slice: Have you ever wondered what it is MetalVox is defending the temple from?
SoulCaliburRF: no, it's pretty obvious.
The Dan Slice: It is?
The Dan Slice: What is it?
SoulCaliburRF: dude
SoulCaliburRF: DUDE!
The Dan Slice: What? :-(
The Dan Slice: Tell me >:O
SoulCaliburRF: Dude c'mon
SoulCaliburRF: are you serious
The Dan Slice: Dead serious. :-(
The Dan Slice: Tell me. :-(
The Dan Slice: The Dan Slice: Have you ever wondered what exactly is MetalVox defending the temple from? :O
d3mented sadak0: ... no
d3mented sadak0: o_o

The Dan Slice: Have you ever wondered what it is MetalVox is defending the temple from?
NATETHESHIZNI t: not really.

The Dan Slice: Have you ever wondered what it is MetalVox is defending the temple from?
SmarterChild: No.

The Dan Slice: Have you ever wondered what it is MetalVox is defending the temple from?
Anigmasis: Dunno

The Dan Slice: Have you ever wondered what it is MetalVox is defending the temple from?
h7per: bad music.

SoulCaliburRF: i was thinking that then I remembered he listens to bad music
The Dan Slice: So he's defending it... from himself?
SoulCaliburRF: THEREFORE HE WOULD HAVE TO STAB HIMSELF
SoulCaliburRF: yes.
The Dan Slice: ...that's rad. o_o
SoulCaliburRF: THERES NOTHING RAD ABOUT SUICIDE >:O
SoulCaliburRF: hoooooooooold on if you feel like letting ho
SoulCaliburRF: ...go...

Haha, I don't even know what he listens to... but I have a strange suspicion it's metal!!

Edit: Eh, why not:

The Dan Slice: SOLVE THIS FOR A FREE SLICE OF CAKE
The Dan Slice:
-56a4x4
__________
-8a3x
The Dan Slice: BEGIN
SoulCaliburRF: solve this for a free punch to the face:
SoulCaliburRF: stfu
SoulCaliburRF: solve for s,t,f, and u

Even if you do that as an actual algebra problem, it still comes out as stfu. :cookie:


Edit: Gem Get!

Silvershade Lynx: the general rule on the internet seems to be "single, attractive, mentally stable: choose two"

[01:54 PM] Hailie Jade: How's the wanking hand; sufficiently burned yet?
[01:55 PM] Ant: kinda sticky...
[01:55 PM] Hailie Jade: I told you not to eat that irresistable popsicle!
[01:55 PM] Hailie Jade: Didn't I warn you it would melt?!
[01:55 PM] Ant: I couldn't help myself...
[01:56 PM] Hailie Jade: Jesus! If I had a nickle for every time "I couldn't help myself..." worked on a police officer after he arrested me for assault on an officer, speeding or first degree murder...
[01:56 PM] Hailie Jade: I ought to tape your hands together, young man!
[01:57 PM] Ant: that wouldn't stop me...
[01:57 PM] Hailie Jade: Fine, I'll just have to tape Sally Struthers to your hands.

The Dan Slice: lmao
The Dan Slice: Japanese anime voices are messed up dude.
The Dan Slice: In the Tales of Phantasia anime
The Dan Slice: Arche is like 16, while her voice actor sounds nine.
The Dan Slice: Suzu is like 12, while her voice actor sounds 20.
Majoracle: I she has tits too
Majoracle: >_>
The Dan Slice: ...Engrigh.
The Dan Slice: oh my
The Dan Slice: fail
The Dan Slice: we both failed Engrish O_O
Majoracle: lmao

Malus Iudex: sup bby
Hailie Jade696: Your penis still!
Malus Iudex: oh, did you hear?
Malus Iudex: it's only two inches long
Malus Iudex: that's right, cause I insulted a 15 year old girl
Malus Iudex: she has determined my cock is but a mere 2 inches
Malus Iudex: ...smaller than a 4 year olds
Malus Iudex: '
Malus Iudex: isn't that incredible?
Malus Iudex: check out the evidence!
Malus Iudex: http://www.vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=139346&postcount=199
Hailie Jade696: *rolls up sleeves*
Malus Iudex: wanna measure it?
Hailie Jade696: Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Hailie Jade696: I want to flame them.
Malus Iudex: srsly
Malus Iudex: *whips it out*
Hailie Jade696: Please! Let me flame them!
Malus Iudex: go ahead and measure
Malus Iudex: well, go ahead
Hailie Jade696: k.
Malus Iudex: but make sure you measure first
Hailie Jade696: Well..
Hailie Jade696: I can't. :-(
Malus Iudex: cmon
Malus Iudex: see?
Malus Iudex: only two inches
Hailie Jade696: No, wait.
Malus Iudex: your tape measurer doesn't even read those numbers clearly
Hailie Jade696: You're measuring from the pube.
Malus Iudex: yup
Hailie Jade696: Go back to the skin. 2 1/2 inches.
Malus Iudex: you can barley see my tiny tiny nub

Seriously guys, 2 inches. That's why I act so manly around the site...to compensate for my incredibly small penis. So if I act to manly, you guys should just ignore me...I'm just covering up for how horribly miniscule my penis is.

Silvershade Lynx: ...
Silvershade Lynx: i just got a german error message
Silvershade Lynx: O_o
Dreamgate Sabre: haha
Dreamgate Sabre: way to suck
Dreamgate Sabre: i bet your dad invaded your internet.
Silvershade Lynx: he's austrian>:O
Silvershade Lynx: wait

[01:17 AM] Lord Of Spam: I might show some cleavage ;)
[01:17 AM] Hailie Jade: Whoa, don't show all your cards at once!
[01:17 AM] Lord Of Spam: Not like a nip shot or anything.
[01:17 AM] Hailie Jade: Start with a bare leg or two, or three...
[01:18 AM] Lord Of Spam: Maybe I'll jsut take pictures of my face to hide my fat body:D
[01:18 AM] Lord Of Spam: And then photosho the hell out of them.
[01:18 AM] Hailie Jade: Crazy K style, then?
[01:18 AM] Lord Of Spam: Iwas thinking fate.
[01:18 AM] Hailie Jade: Oh SNAP

:cool:

[01:58 AM] Lord Of Spam: So. Sekz.
[01:59 AM] Hailie Jade: Ask fate.
[01:59 AM] Lord Of Spam: Lol.
[01:59 AM] Hailie Jade: No, wait, you have a girlfriend. Just ask her.
[01:59 AM] Lord Of Spam: idont do fatties:(
[01:59 AM] Lord Of Spam: OMG
[01:59 AM] Lord Of Spam: That was timed bad.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT FATE, PEOPLE.

Silvershade Lynx: seriously, i think you'd love Leaves' Eyes
Dreamgate Sabre: GMAIL TO ME
Silvershade Lynx: Within Temptation with vikings
Silvershade Lynx: sure
Silvershade Lynx: sending
Silvershade Lynx: it's a concept album
Silvershade Lynx: about vikings going to america
Dreamgate Sabre: lol 8-)
Silvershade Lynx: they did, you know
Silvershade Lynx: to greenland and then canada
Dreamgate Sabre: dude
Dreamgate Sabre: someone should make a concept album
Dreamgate Sabre: about vikings
Dreamgate Sabre: going to
Dreamgate Sabre: MODERN
Dreamgate Sabre: america
Dreamgate Sabre: :D
Dreamgate Sabre: and they'd be like "AYE, HURR, WE PILLAGE YOU"
Silvershade Lynx: ..
Silvershade Lynx: BOL AHAHAHAHA
Dreamgate Sabre: and then there'd be loads of tourists
Dreamgate Sabre: of course, as every concept album needs a ballad
Dreamgate Sabre: we'll have to have a viking who tries to settle in
Dreamgate Sabre: but just feels out of place, like an outcast
Dreamgate Sabre: when he rapes the shopkeeper's wife or something
Silvershade Lynx: that'd be awesome
Silvershade Lynx: i swear
Silvershade Lynx: Dream Theater and Immortal
Silvershade Lynx: collaborating
Silvershade Lynx: to make a black/prog metal concept album
Silvershade Lynx: about viking terrorists
Silvershade Lynx: "whooo would wish this on our country, and proooclaim that their ***s' will be done"
Silvershade Lynx: "AND WE SAILED THROUGH FROM NORTH LANDS, AND TORE DOWN THE PENTAGON"
Silvershade Lynx: "if there's a pensive fear, a wasted year, the vikings have no hope!"

MSN is blah, so i'll AIM-ify it.

sweetcheeks392: ASL
Karikaumi: NM U?
sweetcheeks392 signed off at 21:57:47.

d3mented sadak0: YOU'RE NOT A ****ING VIKING Silvershade Lynx: YES I AM Silvershade Lynx: I AM Silvershade Lynx: AND NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME So, I asked I around. d3mented sadak0: Is Jack Lamb a viking? goodbyegrandpa: no d3mented sadak0: Is Jack Lamb a viking? Xuphansa: No Xuphansa: He's Mary d3mented sadak0: Is Jack Lamb a viking? h7per: No, he's a game show contestant. You know, a bazariah wannabe. d3mented sadak0: Is Jack Lamb a viking? SoulCaliburRF : No way dawg. d3mented sadak0: Is Jack Lamb a viking!? OverlordDoloch: NO! d3mented sadak0: Is Jack Lamb a viking? Sashimi Mamimi signed off at 5:47:13 PM. d3mented sadak0: Is Jack Lamb a viking? vxChrisVGvb: I don't know. d3mented sadak0: I'll take that to mean no Told you, Jack.

[03:31 AM] Trigger: You know, there's something indescribable, cool, yet eerie about you holding a bass guitar and four Dream Theater guys standing directly behind that guitar with their arms folded. It's like... the guitar is a giant prop in front of them or something. I don't know...
[03:32 AM] Trigger: Either that or the shirt/those guys give off a, "Yeah, don't fuck with this kid" vibe.
[03:32 AM] Trigger: "He's got backup, man."
[03:34 AM] Sabredog: Hahahahaha
[03:34 AM] Trigger: "We'll swing our hair, we're crazy motherfuckers!"
[03:36 AM] Sabredog: It's funny because you're right :(
[03:37 AM] Trigger: I'd be so in awe, yet so weirded out if James LaBrie could just swish his head and make his hair wrap around someone, pull them in and make them disappear into the hair to... some place I don't want to think about.
[03:38 AM] Sabredog: He can make them disappear into anywhere.
[03:38 AM] Sabredog: At all.
[03:38 AM] Sabredog: In the world.
[03:38 AM] Sabredog: Ever.

Cody says:
SO SCOTT
Cody says:
SCOTT
Cody says:
ANSWER ME SCOTT
Cody says:
SCOTT HI
Pit says:
wherever you are
Cody says:
SCOTT
Cody says:
PLS SCOTT
Pit says:
Scott, dude
Cody says:
SCOTT HI
Pit says:
answer him
Pit says:
Scott hey
Pit says:
dude come on Scott
Cody says:
scott answer
Cody says:
please man
Cody says:
scott
Pit says:
whats taking you so long man
Cody says:
scott hi
Pit says:
Scott what the hell scott hey hi
Scott says:
hi guys i'm so gemming this.

RedRunner 1986: Derick didn't give me his new s/n:-(
RedRunner 1986: :'(
RedRunner 1986: Im gonna slit my wrist and drive 100mph into a concrete wall

DeathByMinnow1: maybe send him a stuffed animal with a bomb inside sometime
WhiteWolf012187: now I have all this pent up anger thou
DeathByMinnow1: :-P
WhiteWolf012187: lmao!!
WhiteWolf012187: or like stuffed with ****
DeathByMinnow1: all the gov computers just started watching our conversation
WhiteWolf012187: but I'll have a poor mexican that is illegal do the stuffing
DeathByMinnow1: "He said bomb!!!"
WhiteWolf012187: lmao
WhiteWolf012187: he said mexican!!!!
DeathByMinnow1: stuffed animal bombs
WhiteWolf012187: lol
DeathByMinnow1: buildings go boom!
WhiteWolf012187: O.O
DeathByMinnow1: death and stuff!
WhiteWolf012187: baad Nick
WhiteWolf012187: dude
DeathByMinnow1: lol
DeathByMinnow1: I know
DeathByMinnow1: I know
WhiteWolf012187: If the government IS watching...
WhiteWolf012187: *holds up middle finger*
WhiteWolf012187: O.O
DeathByMinnow1: I'd like them to know I have 9 inches
WhiteWolf012187: lmao!!!
WhiteWolf012187: NICE!!!

vXChrisVGvb (12:54:12 PM): dude, donate your hair to me
MetalVox 6505 (12:54:16 PM): wtf
MetalVox 6505 (12:54:19 PM): O_o
MetalVox 6505 (12:54:29 PM): that has got to be the most random **** you've ever said
MetalVox 6505 (12:54:31 PM): im gemming it
vXChrisVGvb (12:54:32 PM): I know

Discussing an essay I'm writing for my English coursework with Linkman.

Dreamgate Sabre: "The word “ashes” does the same, but building more subtle imagery and this time incorporating religious references – specifically to the rite of cremation; a clever double entendre, as it also serves to describe the remains of the houses."
Dreamgate Sabre: semi-colon get!
Majoracle: :[b][/b]D
Dreamgate Sabre: And another hyphen
Dreamgate Sabre: D:
Majoracle: I like to use hyphenated words to describe Jesse, such as thick-headed stubborn dick-wad

Sabredog: ooh, purple bass strings
fnool: yams are neat
Sabredog: they'd go well with my purple bass!
Sabredog: ...the strings, not the yams
fnool: but yams are cool
fnool: i could tattoo your name onto them
fnool: and have them framed
Sabredog: you can't tattoo a ****ing yam
Sabredog: use a biro
fnool: want a bet?
fnool: these are clad in HUMAN FLESH
Sabredog: JACK IS GOING TO TATTOO MY NAME ALL OVER HIS FLESHY ROUND YAMS

[21:05] Penguin supreme: Sup.
[21:05] Malus Iudex: nm u
[21:06] Penguin supreme: nm to teh max
[21:06] Penguin supreme: (that time the teh was intentional:D)
[21:06] Malus Iudex: heh
[21:06] Malus Iudex: for once
[21:06] Penguin supreme: Yeah.:(
[21:06] Penguin supreme: gemmed
[21:07] Malus Iudex: why?
[21:07] Malus Iudex: that wasn't that funny
[21:07] Penguin supreme: **** you

[21:20] Malus Iudex: I'm an English major, you twat
[21:20] Penguin supreme: Why?
[21:20] Penguin supreme: 8)
[21:21] Malus Iudex: writing
[21:21] Penguin supreme: Only lamers write:(
[21:21] Malus Iudex: only fools mock me
[21:21] Penguin supreme: only fags make me look bad
[21:21] Penguin supreme: wait, no
[21:21] Penguin supreme: i usually mke me look bad
[21:21] Penguin supreme: disregard that

[01:33:20 AM] Scott: i demand a pic of Vamp and I dueling to the death
as sperm
[01:33:33 AM] Vizard; Away: Hahaha
[01:33:34 AM] Vizard; Away: DO IT
[01:33:43 AM] Scott: XD
[01:36:39 AM] Vizard; Away: Hurry up, I gotta take a shower.
[01:36:41] Kris:[IMG]http://venus.walagata.com/w/metalvox/CJvsScott.gif[/IMG]
[01:36:49 AM] Scott: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:36:57 AM] Vizard; Away: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:37:06 AM] Pit: I need a drink after that one
[01:37:10 AM] Vizard; Away: I should gem that.

HAHAHAHA!

Oh man, I can't rep you.

Man I ruke at drawing those pics :cool:

Silvershade Lynx: high five!
decapitt: aww
decapitt: i'll send it to you too rob!8-)
h7per: IT WAS HIS FIST
h7per: *high fives*
h7per: *misses and spank's jack's ass *
h7per: teehee
decapitt: fag

------

h7per: it's the best t.v. on t.v.
h7per: action
h7per: like lesbians only with a cable line
Dreamgate Sabre: HELLO NETMAN
Dreamgate Sabre: ha ha, hyper likes girls
Dreamgate Sabre: fucking straighty
h7per: that's right
Dreamgate Sabre: that's so straight :-\
h7per: yeah
decapitt: STRAIGHTY MCSTRAIGHT
decapitt: BREEDER>:[b][/b]o
Dreamgate Sabre: hahahahaha, breeder
h7per: and proud of it
Dreamgate Sabre: gtfo you stupid tacopacker
h7per: well considering I'm a virgin
h7per: forget that
h7per: haha
decapitt: tacopacker
h7per: sweet
decapitt: omg rob i love you8-)
h7per: I love these names
decapitt: wait a virgin lol!>:[b][/b]o
Dreamgate Sabre: WE ARE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST YOU, HYPER
Dreamgate Sabre: AND YOU JUST LAUGH
h7per: fags
decapitt: i like being a fag:-)
decapitt: nothing like a mouthful of penis to start the day, i say!

[18:42] Dreamgate Sabre: Soon I'll be in bed D:
[18:43] Penguin supreme: D:
[18:43] Penguin supreme: Indeed.
[18:43] Dreamgate Sabre: 11:40 PM :(
[18:43] Penguin supreme: School tomorow too!
[18:43] Penguin supreme: Naughty D:
[18:44] Dreamgate Sabre: :D
[18:45] Penguin supreme: YOUR STUDIES WILL SUFFER!
[18:45] Penguin supreme: :(
[18:46] Dreamgate Sabre: nah, not if i only do it occasionally
[18:46] Penguin supreme: 8)
[18:47] Penguin supreme: i did it eery day in my senior year.
[18:47] Penguin supreme: Then again, I got about 3 or 4 hours of sleep during class everyday that year too.
[18:47] Penguin supreme: Good times.
[18:47] Penguin supreme: God bless the American Education System
[18:47] Penguin supreme: Making America suck, one slacker at a time.
[18:48] Dreamgate Sabre: D:
[18:48] Dreamgate Sabre: I'm not gonna stay up too late
[18:48] Penguin supreme: Lol
[18:48] Dreamgate Sabre: No later than midnight >:O
[18:48] Penguin supreme: YOULL BECOME AMERICAN!
[18:48] Dreamgate Sabre: AAAAH SHIT
[18:48] Penguin supreme: WATCH OUT
[18:48] Penguin supreme: too late.
[18:48] Penguin supreme: yank
[18:48] Dreamgate Sabre: SHIT SHIT SHIT
[18:48] Penguin supreme: Or whatever derogatory terms is used nowadays.
[18:48] *** "Dreamgate Sabre" signed off at Wed Oct 05 18:48:38 2005.

[12:13:18 AM] Vizard; Away: Oh
[12:13:21 AM] Vizard; Away: I see what you did there
[12:13:27 AM] Vizard; Away: Making fun of me, eh?
[12:13:32 AM] Vizard; Away: That's low
[12:13:32 AM] Pit: Yeah, I guess
[12:13:38 AM] Pit: this would be making fun of you
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/metalvox/lol5.jpg[/IMG]
[12:15:07 AM] Scott: oh my god
[12:15:07 AM] Pit: when ruking, you have the small penis
[12:15:19 AM] Scott: i can't stop laughing
[12:15:22 AM] Vizard; Away: Wow
[12:15:27 AM] Vizard; Away: Whoa
[12:15:36 AM] Vizard; Away: This isn't just going to far.
[12:15:44 AM] Vizard; Away: But so far, you actually went back in
time
[12:15:48 AM] Scott: Baaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
[12:15:51 AM] Pit: XD
[12:16:36 AM] Pit: you *******
[12:16:47 AM] Pit: that was great

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]d3mented sadak0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=MS PGothic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#fefefe]oO[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]Silvershade Lynx[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=1][COLOR=#379abb]oooOOOO[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]d3mented sadak0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=MS PGothic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#fefefe]Oo[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]Silvershade Lynx[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=1][COLOR=#379abb]OOOOooo[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]d3mented sadak0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=MS PGothic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#fefefe]Oo;;[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]Silvershade Lynx[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=1][COLOR=#379abb]...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]Silvershade Lynx[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=1][COLOR=#379abb]how do i get a backwards semicolon[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]d3mented sadak0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=MS PGothic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#fefefe]...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]Silvershade Lynx[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=1][COLOR=#379abb]wait[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]Silvershade Lynx[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=1][COLOR=#379abb]**** **** nevermind oops[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

fnool: I FEEL EMPTY
fnool: AND ERASED:mad:
fnool: DENIED ONE LAST EPIPHANY:mad:
Hyper: my cum was white and healthy!
Hyper: there's your epiphany, now go shove it up your *** :mad:

fnool: i feel empty and erased:(
fnool: denied one last epiphany:(
Cody: matts cum was white and healthy!
fnool: i don't get it

The KoH 2600 [1:50 PM]: I AM NO INCOMPETENT!
The KoH 2600 [1:50 PM]: not*
The KoH 2600 [1:50 PM]: Well ****.

[12:11 AM] Speedfreak: go kick klarths ass>:O
[12:11 AM] Speedfreak: he bitches about EVERYTHING>:O
[12:15 AM] Hailie Jade: I've noticed him being more angry than me.
[12:15 AM] Hailie Jade: That was a sweet line.
[12:15 AM] Hailie Jade: I'm gemming myself.

[04:28 PM] Trigger: hahaha, have you seen [url=http://www.gizoogle.com]this[/url]?
[04:29 PM] Negative Trend: I have now
[04:30 PM] Trigger: I've never laughed so hard at my blog in my life.
[04:32 PM] Negative Trend: wazzup mah good nigga
[04:32 PM] Trigger: I'm getting VGC translated
[04:32 PM] Trigger: But I wonder if it'll be much different. :P
[04:32 PM] Negative Trend: because VGC is full of niggers anyway?
[04:32 PM] Trigger: Well, just Pit.
[04:33 PM] Trigger: he b mackin' it doggystyle
[04:34 PM] Negative Trend: s0ul is a mexinigga

ExoXile: Tjenare!
Malus Iudex: hey, how are you?
ExoXile: Bara bra, själv?
Malus Iudex: eh. I'm very tired. When'd you wake up this morning
Malus Iudex: ?
ExoXile: Hmmm... klockan 07-något :-)
Malus Iudex: hm...when'd you go to sleep?
ExoXile: Mäh, har inte en aning!
Malus Iudex: oh my
Malus Iudex: well I went to sleep at like 3
Malus Iudex: but I woke up at 8
Malus Iudex: :-(
ExoXile: Ja, jag snacka med dej när du la dej! :-)

Jag sov bara i 3~ timmar :'(

I'm not translating that for you folks!
Just so you all know! >=(

hellknight6971 (4:30:05 PM): Kittie kix ***
MetalVox 6505 (4:30:12 PM): you are incorrect.

Pit: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/VampDreamsofScott.png[/IMG]
Pit: thats what CJ is gonna do
Scott: LMFAO
Scott: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vittra: AHAHAHAHA
Pit: that, sir, is worth saving
Scott: oh ****
Vizard: Going to do?
Vizard: That's what I'm doing now
Scott: -dies laughing-
Vittra: Holy ****, that was funny as ****.
Scott: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vittra: Hahahahahahaha
Vittra: Someone gem that

Malus Iudex: want your brother to join the site?
sunaipakun: do you listen to a single thing I say? >:o
Malus Iudex: you never told me no
sunaipakun: I never told you not to shove a pineapple up my *** when I was around you, cause I figure it's common sense
Malus Iudex: LMFAO

Hyper told me he would show me a shirtless picture but then decided not to. So I asked to see it.

h7per: and no
h7per: :mad:
d3mented sadak0: Please?
h7per: pft
h7per: why?
d3mented sadak0: ... why not?
h7per: because :mad:
h7per: it's saved for netman :-*

I've got several if you want em. :-*

EDIT: Not of Hyper (Just caught that).

oh you perv :mad:

I never said I'd send them.

[03:17:22 PM] Vizard: I'll email it to her
[03:17:22 PM] Pit: email it to her job

SYNC

h7per: i want to see jack's penis

I'm not disturbed at all.

G07 l2iC3 has entered the room.
G07 l2iC3: lol.
G07 l2iC3: omg wtf
Thy Bot of David: Thy acronym WTF was supposed to be capitalized, G07 l2iC3.
G07 l2iC3: your moms suppose to be capitalized
G07 l2iC3: lol, owned
G07 l2iC3: stupid bot -____-
G07 l2iC3: my grammer correct now?
Thy Bot of David: Thy spelling of thy word grammar was most inaccurate, G07 l2iC3.
G07 l2iC3: my grammar correct now?
G07 l2iC3: wtf
Thy Bot of David: Thy acronym WTF was supposed to be capitalized, G07 l2iC3.


^When random people + random grammar bots enter chats

angelwang: what doesn't Xfire support!?
{FoH}Alastor: idk
angelwang: 8)
{FoH}Alastor: Runescape? B)
angelwang: runescape can barely support itself
angelwang: so probably not

Pit: So what's up?
Me: nm, just hangin' some n[COLOR="White"]i[/COLOR]gger. You?
Pit: nm, just bein' hung by some cracka.
Me: *turns n[COLOR="White"]i[/COLOR]gger around and looks at who it is*
Pit: Hi!
Me: *Kicks stool out from under your feet*

Silvershade Lynx (2:29:44 PM): oil
Silvershade Lynx (2:29:45 PM): oil
Silvershade Lynx (2:29:45 PM): oil
Silvershade Lynx (2:29:46 PM): loli
Silvershade Lynx (2:29:48 PM): oops

Shin Rawr (8:00:33 PM): oh and btw guys
Ub4r Fantum RAWR (8:00:36 PM): -usual kris babble-
MetalVox 6505 (8:00:44 PM): hay sup
Shin Rawr (8:00:45 PM): If I do die in a hurricane or freak VD accident
Shin Rawr (8:00:51 PM): Don't ever EVER
Shin Rawr (8:00:55 PM): let them mod Richaod
MetalVox 6505 (8:01:00 PM): GEMMED

h7per: so this porn
Karikaumi: ...
h7per: the guy finishes on her chest
Karikaumi: ...
h7per: then this huge blast goes right into her eye
Karikaumi: ...
h7per: and she's like wtf
h7per: and they repeat it
h7per: im like
Karikaumi: SHUT UP

d3mented sadak0: Ooh, you got laaaaid!

Skitzo Control: [URL="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/SkitzoControl/MissMolly.jpg"]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/SkitzoControl/MissMolly.jpg[/URL]
Skitzo Control: The hottest 40-year-old mother-of-three?
Skitzo Control: I think so.
AdTheLad998: cheerleaders are, by default, the most annoying people on earth
AdTheLad998: and annoying isnt hot
AdTheLad998: so id have to say no
Skitzo Control: I forgot, you're British. If her teeth don't stick out further than her nose, she's ugly. My bad.
AdTheLad998: stfu
AdTheLad998: my girlfriend is american
AdTheLad998: dumbass
Skitzo Control: And homely.

It gets worse...

AdTheLad998: i could say the same about any other girl youve dated
Skitzo Control: No, you couldn't, because you don't know any of the girls I've dated.
AdTheLad998: wouldnt change the fact that you find them attractive, now would it?:-)
AdTheLad998: missing the point
Skitzo Control: You could say just about anything you want about anybody, that doesn't mean that it's true or you actually feel that way.
Skitzo Control: However, in my case, it is true. Your girlfriend looks as if she found herself in a forest of Ugly Trees, and they all collapsed on her, simultaneously.
Skitzo Control: Then she had to gnaw her way through with her one good tooth.

Anigmasis (11:01:10 AM): Rob Henesey
Shin Rawr (11:01:19 AM): Rob Dougan
Anigmasis (11:01:26 AM): I got robbed
Shin Rawr (11:01:33 AM): Rob Halford
Anigmasis (11:01:38 AM): Robber
Shin Rawr (11:01:47 AM): Robin Hood
Anigmasis (11:02:34 AM): Robin hood
Shin Rawr (11:03:59 AM): Uh
Shin Rawr (11:04:03 AM): Roberto Rivera
Anigmasis (11:04:21 AM): Robato
Shin Rawr (11:04:44 AM): Bor
Anigmasis (11:05:07 AM): bob
Shin Rawr (11:05:19 AM): ror
Anigmasis (11:05:47 AM): Rawr
Shin Rawr (11:06:01 AM): Rawb

SoulCaliburRF: i heart tomas kalnoky
SoulCaliburRF: he is to me what James Labrie is to VGC!!

ShadeXH (9:02:40 PM): go to
ShadeXH (9:02:44 PM): http://www.lemonparty.org/
ButterflyTear Xo (9:02:59 PM): holy f*ck
ButterflyTear Xo (9:03:01 PM): my dads in the room

Ah, another innocent victim of lemon party. She was so pure...

Majoracle: you make a good azn :cool:

specopssv44: Marine Corps Policy on Dealing with The Iraqi civilian population:Let me win your hearts and minds or I'll burn your **** hut down
Malus Iudex: lol
Malus Iudex: so true
specopssv44: Aaron Dennings Policy on the VGC community:......Let me win your hearts and minds or I'll burn your **** hut down
Malus Iudex: we have a hut?
specopssv44: all those little ****ers have huts
Malus Iudex: sweet
specopssv44: ....i just know it
specopssv44: my policy on women
Malus Iudex: my hut has the junon cannon on it
specopssv44: ......
specopssv44: Let me win your hearts and minds or I'll burn your **** hut down
Malus Iudex: hut being vagina
specopssv44: in fact
specopssv44: i will use that as a pick up line
Malus Iudex: lmao
specopssv44: i will stand outside her house
Malus Iudex: with a guitar
Malus Iudex: and a bag of rocks
specopssv44: and threaten to burn it down till she agrees to wild jugle style sex
Malus Iudex: in her front yard?
specopssv44: yes
specopssv44: while her dad watches
specopssv44: cause im hardcore liek that
Malus Iudex: do you shoot her when you finish?
Malus Iudex: or just break her neck
specopssv44: yes....in the face....with jizz
Malus Iudex: and then break her neck while she's blinded
specopssv44: no!
Malus Iudex: :-(
specopssv44: you cant break her neck!
Malus Iudex: why?
specopssv44: how are you supposed to have sex with her a week later??
Malus Iudex: never stopped me
specopssv44: BWAHAHA