The Vampiro and Pit Chronicles: Unleashed




Posted by Pit

vXChrisVGvb: FINLAND.

Auto response from Vampiro V Empire: Away for now

Vampiro V Empire: WHY DO YOU SUCK
vXChrisVGvb: I REALLY DON'T KNOW, hi :-)
Vampiro V Empire: OH. hi :D
vXChrisVGvb: So wuts up secksay?
Vampiro V Empire: Other then being my usual secksay self... nothing actual. You know, music... wait, that's it
You?
vXChrisVGvb: you know, video games, finishing high school, and body building (IT REMOVES THE ANGER AND MAKES MY BODY LIKE TOTALLY HOT!)
Vampiro V Empire: Haha.
Wait, you finished school... now? In May?
vXChrisVGvb: Not finished, just like 12 more days >:o
vXChrisVGvb: and then graduation
vXChrisVGvb: but there was like this really built black guy and the gym and he was wearing like spandex, THAT WAS DISTURBING
Vampiro V Empire: ftw, I had to stay until the end of june you bastard.
Vampiro V Empire: Ew, you could have probably seen his massive black python.
Vampiro V Empire: ... of sex.
vXChrisVGvb: He was working that out too
Vampiro V Empire: ... ew.
Vampiro V Empire: Or amazing. Depends on what hje was doing.
vXChrisVGvb: bench pressing with his weiner
vXChrisVGvb: I don't know how
vXChrisVGvb: WAIT, THIS WAS THE WEIRD PART
vXChrisVGvb: I remember now
vXChrisVGvb: he had like his wife, or girlfriend
vXChrisVGvb: I swear she was like one of these disgusting woman bodybuilders
vXChrisVGvb: AND BLACK
Vampiro V Empire: Blah. Those people are disgusting.
vXChrisVGvb: yeah, black people
Vampiro V Empire: ****IT! LET ME FINISH MY JOKE!
vXChrisVGvb: lmao
Vampiro V Empire: I had the perfect punchline you ***.
vXChrisVGvb: XD
vXChrisVGvb: Anyways, the new Zelda game is Raptors favorite
vXChrisVGvb: it has a wolf in it
vXChrisVGvb: he orgasmed
Vampiro V Empire: I figured he would do that.
Vampiro V Empire: Hell, I did it and I'm not even a anthrowahtever
vXChrisVGvb: fag?
Vampiro V Empire: Ah, that's the word I'm looking for.
vXChrisVGvb: I'd put that in the "Gems" section, but hey, what the hell right?
vXChrisVGvb: Actually, I think this whole convo is worth posting, although I was gonna bring up Crazy K... and that would just be flat out messed up and we'd be labeled the most ****ed up people in VGC.
Vampiro V Empire: Bah?
Point being, Link is one hawt wolf, no matter if you're human or whatever the hell Raptor is.
What with the green fur, earrings,... yeah.
vXChrisVGvb: Well, me.
Vampiro V Empire: Ha. Gotta love (?) that kid.
vXChrisVGvb: HE LOST 1 POUND IN 2 MONTHS.
vXChrisVGvb: LITERALLY.
Vampiro V Empire: OMG I'M SO PROUD OF HIM!
vXChrisVGvb: Like... he bumbs his thread, I thought he died, then he's like, "hey guys, lost another pound"
vXChrisVGvb: and everyones like "yay, omfg, way 2 go!"
Vampiro V Empire: "No one cares"
vXChrisVGvb: and he bumbed the thread from like february and it's May
Vampiro V Empire: Why they hell did he even make it in the first place?
vXChrisVGvb: I MEAN, IS HE EVEN TRYING IN THE FIRST PLACE? Oh he made it to show people his progress on how much weight he lost
vXChrisVGvb: you know, him being like overweight by a thousand pounds
vXChrisVGvb: people mistaking him for a buffalo and ****
Vampiro V Empire: A clean shaven buffalo. The best kind.
And no, he isn't trying. That's obvious.
vXChrisVGvb: I mean, sometimes, I lose weight without trying? Wanna know my secret? I'll tell you, a good ****. I think crazy K weighed himself after taking a hard earned dump and went to VGC "HEY LOOK PALS, 1 POUND"
Vampiro V Empire: Hah, I can just imagine the ****s he'd take. *Shudders*
But yeah, that's the only way to explain the one pound loss. Anyone who is actually trying coul easily lose twenty in two months.
vXChrisVGvb: "do some jumping moves (that helps) Wall push ups, I also do a wall sit and some other excersises" THESE ARE HIS EXCERCISING TECHNIQUES.
vXChrisVGvb: Jumping moves, ie, backflips
vXChrisVGvb: Wall pushups... what the ****
vXChrisVGvb: and Wallsit... what the ****
vXChrisVGvb: I understand the backflips, but come on
Vampiro V Empire: I understand the first two. mind you he completely fails in the speaking of english department. So he must mean jumping jacks and wall-pushups are pushups done on walls instead of the floor. As for wallsits...what the ****?
vXChrisVGvb: jumping jacks, no, backflips. BACKFLIPS.
Vampiro V Empire: oh shid
I need to see that.
vXChrisVGvb: I think he sits on the wall
vXChrisVGvb: and does sit ups
Vampiro V Empire: How the hell does that even work? Back on the floor, legs and butt against wall?
vXChrisVGvb: No, like... him floating.
Vampiro V Empire: That actually makes more sense...
vXChrisVGvb: I heard once Crazy K fought a baby whale for the city of atlantis and destroyed atlantis cause he doesn't like Aquaman.
Vampiro V Empire: Dude, don't be a *******. Everyone likes Aquaman.
vXChrisVGvb: Not Crazy K.
Vampiro V Empire: He doesn't count.
vXChrisVGvb: Oh yeah.
vXChrisVGvb: You know Crazy K has gills.
Vampiro V Empire: No. Explain!
vXChrisVGvb: IT CAN't BE EXPLAINED. IM MAKING LAME VIN DIESEL QUALITY JOKES
Vampiro V Empire: Yeah, Vin diesel does tell pretty lame jokes.
vXChrisVGvb: Crazy K was Elijah Wood's stunt double in the Lord of the Rings. Actually, they do look so identical that Crazy K is often mistaken for Elijah Wood.
Vampiro V Empire: Since when did Elijah play the gigantic elephant beasts?
vXChrisVGvb: Dude, that was ****ing great. You're now a green lanturn.
Vampiro V Empire: I WISH!
Vampiro V Empire: I'd use my ring to extend my penis to the far reaches of the galaxy and have sex up far away aliens. They be like "Jesus, the penis is huge".
Vampiro V Empire: That didn't mkake sense :-(
vXChrisVGvb: Well, it's a simple test to become the green lanturn. Just name 4 shades of green.
vXChrisVGvb: And if you say Red, you fail.
Vampiro V Empire: Green. Forest Green... seafoam green... bluey-green.
vXChrisVGvb: You're in. The ring should be there in 2-3 business days.
Vampiro V Empire: Kick ***.
vXChrisVGvb: On the note of asses
vXChrisVGvb: and kicking




Posted by Pit

vXChrisVGvb: How aboyt a game were you controll Crazy K (DS) and you touch him
Vampiro V Empire: ... that would be distubing...
Vampiro V Empire: But I'd still buy it.
vXChrisVGvb: No, not if it's done right.
vXChrisVGvb: It'll be like Nintendogs
vXChrisVGvb: you can feed your crazy K, pet him, etc.
vXChrisVGvb: give him a bath
vXChrisVGvb: take him for a walk
Vampiro V Empire: Hahaha.

Go for a walk. Silly you.
vXChrisVGvb: I get, he's fat.
vXChrisVGvb: I get it*
Vampiro V Empire: Actually, that would be a cool idea. A human sinulator.
vXChrisVGvb: No, a CRAZY K simulator
vXChrisVGvb: actually
vXChrisVGvb: kinda likeNintendogs
vXChrisVGvb: 3 versions
vXChrisVGvb: a Crazy K and friends
vXChrisVGvb: Midget and friends
Vampiro V Empire: You're saying he isn't human?
vXChrisVGvb: and Downs Syndrome Kid and friends
vXChrisVGvb: I won't say he's "human", but he's getting there
Vampiro V Empire: Fair enough.
vXChrisVGvb: we should really post this, but then we'd be the most hated people on VGC.
vXChrisVGvb: I can deal with that though.
Vampiro V Empire: People would be too busy laughing!
vXChrisVGvb: So... options: Hurt crazy K and be the biggest *******s in VGC. I'm down with that.
Vampiro V Empire: They'd be all like "THAT VAMP AND PIT, BOY, FUNNY GUYS THOS GUYS ARE!"
Vampiro V Empire: Or the exact opposite... which ever.
vXChrisVGvb: Yeah, and then we'll create the "VAMP AND PIT CHRONICLES" and blow brit and mexico out of the water.
Vampiro V Empire: Yeah, their time in the sun is now time in the rain... that's all I have to say.
Vampiro V Empire: That came out so lame.
vXChrisVGvb: So, you post it 8-) It'll make me look like the good guy (even though I started the ******* crap :-("
vXChrisVGvb: WHY DID I END THAT WITH A QUOTE.
Vampiro V Empire: It was your idea.
Vampiro V Empire: Plus, I think Craxy K has a crush on me...
vXChrisVGvb: So by us doing so, you'll get the crush gone and he'll hate you!
vXChrisVGvb: It's a win win situation
Vampiro V Empire: It is, isn't it...
vXChrisVGvb: Yeah, hey, you know who I haven't talk to in a while? Metalvox aka Scott
vXChrisVGvb: I think he's avoiding me XD
Vampiro V Empire: I talked to him awhile ago... but not often. Elusive bastard/
vXChrisVGvb: No, he definately like has me blocked. My bro is talking to him just now
Vampiro V Empire: Hah, why?
vXChrisVGvb: me and him used to be mad tight dawg but then he cheated on me with my brother and now im ****ed dawgs
vXChrisVGvb: Okay, so anyways, let's make a decision. Post convo or post convo. If you say yeah, I'm up for it.
Vampiro V Empire: BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE CHOICE!
vXChrisVGvb: IS IT YES!?
Vampiro V Empire: Can it be no?>!
vXChrisVGvb: NO! IT CAN'T! CTRL + C


WE SAID WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS AFRAID TO SAY




Posted by brownoystercult

Win. Definitely the best AIM conversation I've ever read.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I love you guys so much. You just don't know how much right now.




Posted by MetalVox~55

Vampiro V Empire: Hell, I did it and I'm not even a anthrowahtever
vXChrisVGvb: fag?
Vampiro V Empire: Ah, that's the word I'm looking for.

Best.
Convo.
Ever.




Posted by Pit

vXChrisVGvb: k, convo's shorter, but more based on Crazy K
vXChrisVGvb: Alright let's now tlak about Dexter and Raptor and their lovely use of the thesaurus.
Vampiro V Empire: Wow, I can't believe how mcuh of it consisted of him...
Vampiro V Empire: Wait, we already talked about Raptor didn't we?
vXChrisVGvb: Yeah, but we didn't elaborate on how much of a prancing animal loving fag he is.
Vampiro V Empire: Did you just get the most hilarious image ever?
vXChrisVGvb: The Penny-Arcade or Raptor outgrowing his wolf costume?
vXChrisVGvb: cause the Penny-Arcade one was funny.
vXChrisVGvb: The Raptor one was just flat out creepy.
Vampiro V Empire: That one.
Vampiro V Empire: Raptor skipping through a medow... completely naked expect for a wolf head singing about how much being a wolf rocks.
vXChrisVGvb: You know, that's pretty gay.
Vampiro V Empire: I believe that's the point.
vXChrisVGvb: No, no it wasn't.
vXChrisVGvb: No, yeah, it was.
vXChrisVGvb: You know, Kodachi once tried to have sex with me and I was like "no way man" and she was like "lol take off ur pants"
vXChrisVGvb: This really happened.
Vampiro V Empire: omfg
Vampiro V Empire: details
Vampiro V Empire: WAIT!
vXChrisVGvb: Well I was like walking down da street and she was like "hey tharr, aren't u Pit from VGC" and I was like "yeah hoe liek ttlly Im goin to skool rite now so chek u l8r" and then she was like "lol wanna do it" and I was like "lol noes u have STD's hoe" and that's it.
Vampiro V Empire: Thank christ it didn't go any further. All I can imagine now is ManFaye.
vXChrisVGvb: What. The. Fuck. (AVOIDING CENCORS NOW!)
Vampiro V Empire: You bent over behind ManFaye (Kadochi) scraming "TAKE ME!
vXChrisVGvb: I DIDN'T SCRAM. I DIDN'T SCRAM AT ALL. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE **** YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
Vampiro V Empire: You know you'd love it.
vXChrisVGvb: Hey, remember that time when Crazy K got rejected from the girl he asked out?
Vampiro V Empire: No, but I'm laughning anyways.
Vampiro V Empire: Seriously, what the hell was he thinking.
vXChrisVGvb: I know, asking a REAL girl out.
Vampiro V Empire: Jesus. I've heard of some pretty retarded things in my day... but that takes the cake. Or whatever would be left of it.
vXChrisVGvb: No, CRAZY K WOULD TAKE THAT CAKE.
vXChrisVGvb: AND EAT IT.
Vampiro V Empire: That bastard.
vXChrisVGvb: I know, how did he have the dextrosity and splendifititis to do so? I mean, what in bejuculars name was he thinking? (SEE DEX AND RAP, I CAN USE THE THESAUTUS TOO!)
Vampiro V Empire: NOW ALL YOU NEED IS THE DICTIONARY!
Vampiro V Empire: ZING!
vXChrisVGvb: *******.
vXChrisVGvb: THESAURUS!!!******!*!*!**!*!
vXChrisVGvb: IT WAS A TYPO.
Vampiro V Empire: You just suck.
Vampiro V Empire: **** italics.
Vampiro V Empire: italians*
vXChrisVGvb: Yeah, **** typo.
vXChrisVGvb: I think this 3rd is just about done, POSTED!




Posted by Poco

That was great. The best ever. Keep them coming.




Posted by Pit

You have just entered room "chat26482216994285688504."
Vampiro V Empire has entered the room.
Xx Scott: i do, do i?
xCeELoE456x: Oh, you ******.
Vampiro V Empire: I missed something
xCeELoE456x: WHY IS MY COMPUTER MAKING BLEEPING SOUNDS.
Xx Scott: vXChrisVGvb (10:33:29 PM): It says, can't send xx scott an invitevXChrisVGvb (10:33:38 PM): you ****vXChrisVGvb (10:33:48 PM): you always ruin something that's somewhat cool8 PM): you always ruin something that's somewhat cool
xCeELoE456x: Okay, Scott, don't even Copy and Paste, you suck at it.
Xx Scott: :-(
Xx Scott: :'(
Vampiro V Empire: Yeah. What the ****.
Vampiro V Empire: I could barely read that.
Xx Scott: lmfao
xCeELoE456x: Anyways, back to this Lightsaber homo.
Xx Scott: who is this lightsaber homo?
xCeELoE456x: "I think in 20 yrs we'd be able to create litesabers what u guyz tink?"
xCeELoE456x: Waldo, who else.
Vampiro V Empire: Don't spoil the thread for me! I still haven't read it.
xCeELoE456x: He created a topic about it
Xx Scott: dahahaha
Vampiro V Empire: Well, it's possibly guys.
xCeELoE456x: http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=4256
xCeELoE456x: there's the thread
Vampiro V Empire: All we need to do is find the cave where the crystals are hidden.
xCeELoE456x: The funny part is that he's being serious.
xCeELoE456x: He wasn't like "playing around"
xCeELoE456x: He created a long well thought out post on ligh saber technology
Xx Scott: lol
Xx Scott: and he misspelled it
Xx Scott: what a douche
Vampiro V Empire: I thought we already talked about this... he's a ****ing retard.
Xx Scott: he is
Xx Scott: and he looks like waldo
Vampiro V Empire: Someone send me that *** **** picture.
xCeELoE456x: I mean, look at his quote
xCeELoE456x: Of course, lightsabres would obviously be Army and Black Market-limited, because let's face it, one person with a lightsabre would be dangerous enough to theirselves aside from others"
Xx Scott: LMFAO
Xx Scott: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Xx Scott: what a ****nut
Vampiro V Empire: Hahahaha.
xCeELoE456x: ****nut? That doesn't quite describe **** about him.
Xx Scott: http://images.google.com/images?q=Sean%20Fury&hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-16,GGLD:en&sa=N&tab=wi
Xx Scott: LMFAO
Xx Scott: he's a ******
xCeELoE456x: Remember scott, when me and you like pranked him and he was like talking about true love
xCeELoE456x: and he used a quote from the Matrix to express love
xCeELoE456x: directly from the movie
Xx Scott: yeah
Vampiro V Empire: Holy ****... I think I love this kid.
Xx Scott: good lord
Xx Scott: i remember that~!
xCeELoE456x: "If we could somehow shrink a nuculear reactor down to the size of a D-cell, we may have a chance, but otherwise, I'm out of ideas."
xCeELoE456x: HE'S OUT OF IDEAS.
Xx Scott: ut-oh
Xx Scott: Hes clearly
Xx Scott: out
xCeELoE456x: Ummm... scott, wrong pic of Sean Fury
Xx Scott: of ideas
xCeELoE456x: http://www.meredi.com/waldo/waldo.jpg
Xx Scott: gay
Xx Scott: he hasn't posted his pic on vgc
Vampiro V Empire: I want to see he's real picture :-(
Xx Scott: check on that other site
xCeELoE456x: "And as for extending it, well, I was thinking you could have some type of mirror set up at the end of the sabre, so that it reflects the laser back down?"
Vampiro V Empire: **** that.
xCeELoE456x: He puts a question mark as if we're actually gonna brainstorm
Xx Scott: lol
Vampiro V Empire: Hahaha,
Xx Scott: ***, i hate him
Xx Scott: so much
Xx Scott: i can't believe anna wanted his nuts
xCeELoE456x: I like nuts.
Xx Scott: not seans nuts
Vampiro V Empire: Look who we're talking about though.
xCeELoE456x: FOUND SOME REAL PICS
xCeELoE456x: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/SeanFury/Myself/Smile.gif
Xx Scott: =-O
Xx Scott: DAHAHAHAHAHA
xCeELoE456x: Here he looks like a cross between Jackson and Waldo
Vampiro V Empire: wtf
xCeELoE456x: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/SeanFury/Myself/Me.gif
Xx Scott: holy ***
xCeELoE456x: He's metal
Xx Scott: i started that craze, thank you
xCeELoE456x: And his girlfriend
xCeELoE456x: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/SeanFury/Myself/Destanie2.gif
Vampiro V Empire: I take that back. There's no reason for anyone to want his nuts.
Xx Scott: i most certainly dont
xCeELoE456x: Well, she can't get any other nuts, so why not settle for Sean?
Xx Scott: lolol
Xx Scott: Mr. Ed
Xx Scott: dahahahaha
Vampiro V Empire: You can't settle for nuts like that...
Vampiro V Empire: That's like...
xCeELoE456x: Hey, Scott, like
Xx Scott: word?
xCeELoE456x: I think Sean can play the guitar
xCeELoE456x: better than you
Xx Scott: **** that
Xx Scott: he's gay
xCeELoE456x: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/SeanFury/Guitars/FlyingV.gif
Xx Scott: Thats not a flying V
xCeELoE456x: Dude, he has this solo on Star Wars, on how much he likes men and penises
Xx Scott: thats a flying deformed shape
xCeELoE456x: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/SeanFury/Guitars/FenderStratocaster.gif
Xx Scott: what an amp!
Xx Scott: oh MAN
Vampiro V Empire: No matter how good he is... no one will want him as a guitar player.
Xx Scott: he's ROCKING the bedroom
xCeELoE456x: Scott, I think you're out of control
Vampiro V Empire: Hey, shut up.
Xx Scott: hey eat me
Vampiro V Empire: I play in my bedroom.
Vampiro V Empire: :-(
Xx Scott: im talking about his ittybitty amp
Vampiro V Empire: Have you seen my amp?
Xx Scott: no :-(
Vampiro V Empire: It's about that size.
Xx Scott: :-(
xCeELoE456x: Yeah, it's ****ing gay. It's gayer than a Raptor on a saturday morning.
Xx Scott: well
Xx Scott: lol, Raptor hunts care bears for a fantasy
xCeELoE456x: WHAT THE ****. I LAUGHED AT THAT BUT DONT KNOW WHY LMAO
Xx Scott: i can see him
Xx Scott: he'd draw them in like a man in a playground
Xx Scott: and then smack them with a dictionary
Vampiro V Empire: Jesus, that almost beats the Raptor imagery.
Xx Scott: and have his stuffed doll anally rape them as Dex gets head from the care bear
Xx Scott: they'd see-saw that carebear like a bad porno
xCeELoE456x: hey like, Im eating cake with Crazy K
Vampiro V Empire: Hahaha, the disturbing thing is, I've seen porn like that.
Xx Scott: me too
xCeELoE456x: me 3!
Xx Scott: and i can see this big furry in a carebear suit
Xx Scott: with raptor and a dictionary in one hand
Vampiro V Empire: Hell, if I had a strap-on lying around, I'd do it.
Xx Scott: and dex and his stick-figure girlfriend in his hand
Vampiro V Empire: If I was a girl.
xCeELoE456x: that stick figure isn't Dex's girl
xCeELoE456x: it's his sister
Xx Scott: Ugh!
Xx Scott: thats even worse!
xCeELoE456x: but hey, he taps her anyways
Xx Scott: wheres he from, Arkansas?
xCeELoE456x: he always talks about how he enjoys watching her sleep and smelling her hair
xCeELoE456x: at least back in vb2
xCeELoE456x: man was that creepy :-)
Vampiro V Empire: ...
xCeELoE456x: Vampiro, we're serious
Xx Scott: yeah
Xx Scott: he did
StartingDarkBulb has entered the room.
xCeELoE456x: Like, my brother wanted in and he hit me
StartingDarkBulb: Scott
Vampiro V Empire: ....Jesus... I've never heard this before.
StartingDarkBulb: your ****ing room title sucks ***
Xx Scott: word
Xx Scott: lmfao
Xx Scott: yeah
StartingDarkBulb: wtf is that
StartingDarkBulb: default?
xCeELoE456x: Yeah, Vampiro, he's weird.
xCeELoE456x: He's like "I love the way my sisters tits bounce up and down"
xCeELoE456x: "In a non incest way"
Vampiro V Empire: Hah, told you it was gay.
StartingDarkBulb: alright wtf
Vampiro V Empire: That's just wrong.
StartingDarkBulb: >:o
Vampiro V Empire: In so many ways.
StartingDarkBulb: I'm 2 feet away from you >:o
xCeELoE456x: Well, I may have stretched out the truth
xCeELoE456x: but he does stare at his sisters tits.
StartingDarkBulb: I wonder where this is going
StartingDarkBulb: >:o
StartingDarkBulb: oh ***
xCeELoE456x: That I will not lie about.
xCeELoE456x: Robert, come on, you're ruining the chat.
Xx Scott: Dex is a dirty hick
StartingDarkBulb: THX >:o
xCeELoE456x: With all the ">:o"
Xx Scott: he'd throatslam his sister in a second
xCeELoE456x: It's just not funny
Vampiro V Empire: From what I remember, she does seem to have some pretty nice boobage.
xCeELoE456x: we don't need that here
xCeELoE456x: NO, no she doesn't
StartingDarkBulb: I don't blame him scott
xCeELoE456x: she's like an A
StartingDarkBulb: i don't blame him
xCeELoE456x: and they don't feed her
Vampiro V Empire: Really?
xCeELoE456x: she was a ****ing toothpick
Vampiro V Empire: **** sweaters.
xCeELoE456x: my dick was thicker than her
StartingDarkBulb: What?
Xx Scott: ...
xCeELoE456x: My penis
xCeELoE456x: as in
xCeELoE456x: thicker
xCeELoE456x: than
Xx Scott: stop :-(
xCeELoE456x: Dex's
xCeELoE456x: sister
Xx Scott: please stop :-(
xCeELoE456x: Why?
Xx Scott: it's disturbing
xCeELoE456x: My penis isn't disturbed, although thanks for asking.
StartingDarkBulb: are you actually having a mental image scott?
Vampiro V Empire: Wait, are we talking about that girl Fei-on is obsessed with?
Xx Scott: uhm
Xx Scott: no
StartingDarkBulb: wait, which one?
Xx Scott: dex's sister
xCeELoE456x: I dunno, but that;s another one of Dex;s sister
xCeELoE456x: he has like 4 he's in love with
Vampiro V Empire: The one he made a web page about.
xCeELoE456x: yeah, that was pretty disturbing
StartingDarkBulb: and creepy
xCeELoE456x: cause I don't think she's pretty
xCeELoE456x: she;s just as creepy as the burger king guy
xCeELoE456x: if not, worse.
Vampiro V Empire: Fei-on is just a creepy, creepy guy.
Xx Scott: yeah
Xx Scott: i concur
StartingDarkBulb: lol scott
xCeELoE456x: Yeah, creepy, but cool. If he doesn't watch out, he'll be the next Crazy fatass
StartingDarkBulb: youre making up words again
Xx Scott: he made me a webpage so i could listen to his song
Vampiro V Empire: Like, any other guy can talk about someone being hot, but when he says it, you just cringe.
Xx Scott: and holy lord, what a horrible ****infested emo song it was
Vampiro V Empire: Hahaha. Yeah, he's on his way.
StartingDarkBulb: well vamp its cause, you know, he says everyone is hot on vgc
xCeELoE456x: STAY ON ****ING TOPIC ROBERT.
Xx Scott: dude like, Emo is nothing but 1 thing:
xCeELoE456x: Oh, yeah.
StartingDarkBulb: didn't he hit on you once vampiro
xCeELoE456x: Emo is the **** man.
xCeELoE456x: Isn't that like a bird?
Xx Scott: complaining about a girl that left you during the summer
Vampiro V Empire: Who hasn;t?
xCeELoE456x: like a really big australian bird?
xCeELoE456x: Emo?
Xx Scott: Emu
Xx Scott: dumbass
Xx Scott: not Emo
Vampiro V Empire: You dumbass.
xCeELoE456x: Alright, calm down.
Xx Scott: Emo is guys wearing girls pants, having comb-overs, and whining because their balls haven't dropped and their girlfriends couldn't get them hard for sex
xCeELoE456x: Seriously, I'm pretty sure it's Emo.
Vampiro V Empire: lol
Xx Scott: Emu
xCeELoE456x: No dick, that's Emo.
xCeELoE456x: Like emotional kids
Xx Scott: Emo
xCeELoE456x: that are ****ing slitting their wrists and ****
Xx Scott: wait
Xx Scott: i forgot
Xx Scott: they can't be emo
Vampiro V Empire: I'm lost.
Xx Scott: cuz they're goths
xCeELoE456x: Emu's are goths?
Xx Scott: yes
xCeELoE456x: birds don't masturbate
Xx Scott: the violate every rule on that list
xCeELoE456x: or eat count chocula
Xx Scott: Lies!
Xx Scott: you know they do!
xCeELoE456x: Yeah, well. Okay.
Xx Scott: ok, back to the topic at hand:
Xx Scott: Sean Fury looks like Waldo
StartingDarkBulb: who the **** is sean fury
Xx Scott: and Sable Wind looks like a horse with braces
xCeELoE456x: He looks like Captain planet
StartingDarkBulb: captain planet?
xCeELoE456x: yeah you ******
Xx Scott: you know
Vampiro V Empire: Wow, win.
Xx Scott: the blue fag?
xCeELoE456x: The flying blue fag
Xx Scott: who fought against the Hudson/
Xx Scott: ?*
StartingDarkBulb: He was blue?!
StartingDarkBulb: holy ****
xCeELoE456x: who helped Crazy K lose weight?
Xx Scott: trying to clean pollut-LOL
xCeELoE456x: inthe last episode
xCeELoE456x: Crazy K lost one pound
Xx Scott: dahahahaha
xCeELoE456x: and died of heart disease
Xx Scott: but then they splashed water on him
Xx Scott: and he was fine
StartingDarkBulb: Does crazy k visit the aim section by any chance
xCeELoE456x: Who cares, he can't read.
Xx Scott: The kid with the monkey was definately a cocksucker
xCeELoE456x: The black kid?
Xx Scott: the little indian guy
xCeELoE456x: How about the chink girl?
StartingDarkBulb: alright scott, nobody actually watched the ****ing show
xCeELoE456x: I did.
StartingDarkBulb: fag
Xx Scott: she was hawt dude
xCeELoE456x: He was the best super hero
Xx Scott: i'd hit it
xCeELoE456x: **** Spiderman
Xx Scott: and Captain planet had the best villans
xCeELoE456x: he could fly and manipulate earth
Vampiro V Empire: I actually did watch the show.
xCeELoE456x: where did like Vamp go?
xCeELoE456x: THERE HE IS.
Vampiro V Empire: I'm being distracted.
xCeELoE456x: Remember... ****ing Captain Pollution?
Xx Scott: kick the distractions
xCeELoE456x: He was like the anti-captain planet
Vampiro V Empire: But that would mean I would have to kci my cmputer.
StartingDarkBulb: yea, he polluted, i get it
Vampiro V Empire: HOW WOULD THAT MAKES SENSE!
xCeELoE456x: and when he littered all over captain planet, captain planet was like "oh noes!"
Xx Scott: Look here
Xx Scott: this is chewbacca
Xx Scott: he lives on endor
Vampiro V Empire: "IN THE NAME OF THE PLANET, don't litter please"
StartingDarkBulb: youre chewbacca
Xx Scott: with the ewoks
Xx Scott: but he's 20 feet tall!
StartingDarkBulb: youre an ewok
Xx Scott: that just dosen't make sense!
xCeELoE456x: your 20 feet tall
StartingDarkBulb: you don't make sense
Vampiro V Empire: You both don't make sense.
Xx Scott: *** i hate you ******s. always ruining jokes >:o>:o>:o
Xx Scott: Vamp
Xx Scott: lets go KKK
Xx Scott: and march on harlem
xCeELoE456x: Dude, just cause I'm half black doesn't mean me and Rob are ******s
xCeELoE456x: it's just me
xCeELoE456x: cause Rob has white skin
xCeELoE456x: and he can get away with it
Vampiro V Empire: ****.
Xx Scott: you're both mexigros
Vampiro V Empire: I almost forgot how to spell white.
xCeELoE456x: where I'm all like "oh shid, tanned skin yo"
Xx Scott: lmfao!
StartingDarkBulb: lmfao vamp
xCeELoE456x: you spell white like this
xCeELoE456x: "WITE"
Vampiro V Empire: Yeah, hence I ALMSOT
Vampiro V Empire: Oh.
xCeELoE456x: ALMOST*
xCeELoE456x: YOU ****.
Xx Scott: WITE POWR!
StartingDarkBulb: good one 8-)
Vampiro V Empire: **** you.
xCeELoE456x: You've been downgraded to ******.
Xx Scott: I'm still supreme ruler of the universe.
xCeELoE456x: No you're not, Sean Fury is
Xx Scott: cuz i wrote that 20 page essay on why Anna sucked at life
xCeELoE456x: he has a lightsaber
xCeELoE456x: he bought it off the black market
StartingDarkBulb: lol, you wrote a 20 page attack on a little girl, you rule scott
xCeELoE456x: IM GONNA PASTE THIS NOW BEFORE IT BECOMES LONG AND STALE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Xx Scott: O_o
Xx Scott: Oh noz
Vampiro V Empire: Like your penis.
xCeELoE456x: **** you
Xx Scott: isn't that the point?
StartingDarkBulb: at least its long
Vampiro V Empire: Except not long,
Vampiro V Empire: Nor fresh.
Vampiro V Empire: ****, I read that wrong.
Xx Scott: lol
Xx Scott: you need a mentos
xCeELoE456x: How many sean furies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
xCeELoE456x: SEAN FURY DOESN'T NEED LIGHTBULBS, HE HAS A LIGHTSABER
Xx Scott: dunno, how many waldos can you find?
xCeELoE456x: *MARCH OF THE EMPIRE*
Xx Scott: oh i see what you did there
xCeELoE456x: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Vampiro V Empire: Hahaha.
Xx Scott: and i can play that, thank you >:o
StartingDarkBulb: no **** scott
xCeELoE456x: You can play anything scott
xCeELoE456x: even with my heart
xCeELoE456x: :-(
Xx Scott: i can play blonde girls 8-)
xCeELoE456x: Anyone can.
StartingDarkBulb: anyone can, not that hard
xCeELoE456x: They have an IQ of 4
Vampiro V Empire: I demand you to make a theme song for me.
xCeELoE456x: oh, sorry
xCeELoE456x: 0.4
xCeELoE456x: Theme song
Xx Scott: Mayo has a higher IQ than Elvyria
xCeELoE456x: VAMP
xCeELoE456x: VAMP
xCeELoE456x: IRO
xCeELoE456x: IS ****ING GAY!
xCeELoE456x: VAMP
xCeELoE456x: VAMP
xCeELoE456x: IRO
xCeELoE456x: IS ****ING GAY!
StartingDarkBulb: I wonder where this is going
Xx Scott: Vamp, your theme song will be the exact same notes as mary had a little lamb
Vampiro V Empire: What the **** does IRO mean you *****.
xCeELoE456x: VAMP-IRO
Vampiro V Empire: Kickass.
Vampiro V Empire: Oh.
Xx Scott: only hardcore metal style detuned down to a Low A
StartingDarkBulb: Vampiro had a little lamb?
xCeELoE456x: shut up
xCeELoE456x: get out
StartingDarkBulb: youre in my ****ing room
Vampiro V Empire: Only for you baby.
xCeELoE456x: you're in my chat room
Xx Scott: MY
Xx Scott: chat room
StartingDarkBulb: Thanks scott
xCeELoE456x: **** off
StartingDarkBulb: :-)
Xx Scott: you stupid mexigro
Vampiro V Empire: HAS A FIRST NAME
Vampiro V Empire: IT'S
xCeELoE456x: V
xCeELoE456x: A
xCeELoE456x: M
xCeELoE456x: P
Xx Scott: iro
Vampiro V Empire: 264822....
StartingDarkBulb: exceeded character limit huh
Xx Scott: dah haha
Vampiro V Empire: For my fingers anyways,
Xx Scott: Krisstophson loses
xCeELoE456x: oh, you fag
Vampiro V Empire: Oh ****.,
Xx Scott: 8-)
xCeELoE456x: You ****ing fag
Vampiro V Empire: that wasn't directed towards me.
xCeELoE456x: No, scott.
xCeELoE456x: You fag.
Xx Scott: <3
xCeELoE456x: We already established how gay my name is
Xx Scott: lmfao
Xx Scott: and?
xCeELoE456x: stop rubbing it in, kthx?
Xx Scott: but
Xx Scott: but but
Xx Scott: it's fun!
Vampiro V Empire: Bum
xCeELoE456x: but nothing you ****
Xx Scott: if you insist
xCeELoE456x: go **** a llama
Xx Scott: but im on top
xCeELoE456x: on top of the llama
xCeELoE456x: you sick ****
Xx Scott: going to go see Jesus all + style
Vampiro V Empire: Hey, I've heard good thing about those Llamas
FlippyReloaded has entered the room.
Vampiro V Empire: Who?
Xx Scott: Holy good ***
xCeELoE456x: k, gonna go, school tomorrow so like I need to catch some ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
xCeELoE456x: WHO ARE YOU
Xx Scott: haha you have skrewl
FlippyReloaded: corrupt from vgc dun hurt me ok
Xx Scott: It must be some random disturbance in the Matrix
xCeELoE456x: I think he's from VGC copied and pasted like the chat room and liek came in here
Xx Scott: [/SeanFury]
xCeELoE456x: :-(
FlippyReloaded: I'm really bored, so I invited myself.
Vampiro V Empire: WHERE'S SEAN FURY!
xCeELoE456x: I KNEW IT
FlippyReloaded: Ha.
StartingDarkBulb: SURE YOU DID
FlippyReloaded: Oh, YES.
Xx Scott: WE DEMAND SEAN FURY
xCeELoE456x: YOU CANT JUST INVITE YOURSELF. THERES RULES.
xCeELoE456x: 1)
xCeELoE456x: You need to be a green lanturn
Xx Scott: 2)
xCeELoE456x: that's it
FlippyReloaded: *LISTENS INTENTLY*
xCeELoE456x: Shut up scott
xCeELoE456x: NO 2
FlippyReloaded: Ahh.
Xx Scott: 3)!
xCeELoE456x: Now, list 4 shades of green
Xx Scott: 8309745093475)!
Xx Scott: Say green!
xCeELoE456x: not you, dick
FlippyReloaded: GREEN
FlippyReloaded: GREEN, GREEN AND... GREEN
Vampiro V Empire: I totally kicked *** on this test.
xCeELoE456x: HE'S A BROTHER.
Xx Scott: Say "The Other Green!"
FlippyReloaded: There.
FlippyReloaded: FOREST GREEN
StartingDarkBulb: youre done
StartingDarkBulb: just stop
xCeELoE456x: How about Pineapple green?
Vampiro V Empire: ***** stole my answer.
Xx Scott: pineapple is yellow you ****
FlippyReloaded: Or "gangrene" green?
Vampiro V Empire: No it isn;t.\
StartingDarkBulb: yellow green then
Xx Scott: yes it is
Vampiro V Empire: There's green on it.
xCeELoE456x: Pineapple isn't ****ing yellow dumbass
xCeELoE456x: it's ****ing the color of grass
Xx Scott: the inside is you dumbass
Vampiro V Empire: It's like a unripe banana.
xCeELoE456x: yeah ***, the inside is ****ing green
Xx Scott: no it isn't
Xx Scott: good lord
StartingDarkBulb: lmfao
xCeELoE456x: You don't even know what a pineapple is
Vampiro V Empire: IDd he just say the inside was green?
Xx Scott: you're right, i don't
xCeELoE456x: It's a ****ing type of penguin, 1
StartingDarkBulb: he did
xCeELoE456x: it's not a fruit
Xx Scott: lmfao
xCeELoE456x: and 2, you're a ****ing moron.
Xx Scott: it's a penguin
StartingDarkBulb: lmfao
Xx Scott: dahahahaha
Vampiro V Empire: Hahaha
FlippyReloaded: rofl
xCeELoE456x: HAHAHA!
xCeELoE456x: SEE, I CAN TYPE "HA"
Xx Scott: shaddup, Rosa Parks
Vampiro V Empire: It's "Ha"
xCeELoE456x: I think we made Crazy K cry
Xx Scott: word
xCeELoE456x: and lose weight in the process, ZING!
Vampiro V Empire: Did he see it?
Xx Scott: didja call him fat?
xCeELoE456x: Who cares.
xCeELoE456x: It's the internet, right?
Vampiro V Empire: Oh, i thought he did :-(
xCeELoE456x: What is he gonna do, come over here and like kill me?
StartingDarkBulb: sit on you?
Vampiro V Empire: But I wanna see him get all made.
FlippyReloaded: That's what I thought.
Vampiro V Empire: Or even better act like he doesn't care.
Vampiro V Empire: mad*
xCeELoE456x: Hey, flippy, more like, FLAPPY, username pun right there
FlippyReloaded: Oh, ya got me.
Xx Scott: this chat needs more Sean Fury
Vampiro V Empire: Flappy? More like Fwappy
StartingDarkBulb: ... **** that sucked
FlippyReloaded: Keep 'em comin'.
xCeELoE456x: Yeah, that was garbage
Vampiro V Empire: I hate you.
xCeELoE456x: Vampiro, get the **** out.
StartingDarkBulb: no you don't ;-)
xCeELoE456x: Reloaded, more like, infra red
Vampiro V Empire: ... no :-(
FlippyReloaded: Rechoaded?
FlippyReloaded: ..nah
StartingDarkBulb: Rechocha
xCeELoE456x: Re****ed.
FlippyReloaded: There you go.
StartingDarkBulb: CHOCHA
FlippyReloaded: CHA CHA CHA
Vampiro V Empire: Matrix: Reloaded.
Xx Scott: COUNT DRACULA CEREAL
xCeELoE456x: OKAY, SCHOOL TOMORROW, MOM IS *****In
xCeELoE456x: k bye
FlippyReloaded: Bye.
Xx Scott: laters
Xx Scott: you're still a goth
Vampiro V Empire: Graduate ****it.
xCeELoE456x: YOU GRADUATE.
Xx Scott: brb, powerade calls
xCeELoE456x: 12 mod ays stfu
Vampiro V Empire: I DID!
xCeELoE456x: powerade... that's not even a real drink
xCeELoE456x: pussy
Vampiro V Empire: Powerade blows you ***.
xCeELoE456x: drink Gatorade
xCeELoE456x: made out of real Gators
Vampiro V Empire: Exactly.
StartingDarkBulb: lmfao
xCeELoE456x: Raptor would have a fit if he found out if it's made of gators
xCeELoE456x: he'll be like "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa"
Vampiro V Empire: MY PRECIOUS LITTLE WOODLAND CREATURES!
Xx Scott: WE'RE OUT OF GATORADE **** IT
Xx Scott: WE ONLY HAVE POWERADE
Xx Scott: FUGGOFF MEXIGRO :-)
StartingDarkBulb: brb
Vampiro V Empire: You know what drinks is awesome.
FlippyReloaded: WHAT?
xCeELoE456x: K, I will. Peace. COPY AND PASTE THE REST OF IT. CORRUPT LIKE DO SOMETHING FUNNY,
Vampiro V Empire: Fago
Xx Scott: dahaha
Vampiro V Empire: Faygo*
xCeELoE456x: LMFAO, K BYE
Xx Scott: later
FlippyReloaded: I'll try :-(
FlippyReloaded: BYE
xCeELoE456x has left the room.
Vampiro V Empire: Lates
Xx Scott: what a douche
Xx Scott: 8-)
FlippyReloaded: I'm not in the mood to be funny, though :-(:-(
Vampiro V Empire: biggest. Fag. Ever.




Posted by Corrupt

Man, I suck at chatrooming. I'm too da[b][/b]mn shy for my own good.

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(




Posted by MetalVox~55

I put on my robe and wizard hat.




Posted by sabre

That chatroom got stale.

Otherwise, entirely hilarious.




Posted by Klarth

hey, leave off sean fury. he might be onto something with that nuculeuar reactor theory. :(

Amazingly funny. Ty guys :cool2:




Posted by s0ul

Whoa, this is way better than me. Speedfreak was an anchor on my gigantic awesomeness.

What I could be bothered to read was good, BUT SHORTEN IT because it's hella long and would be more enjoyable in smaller doses, like a pill or shot glass. Still funny though. :cool2:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, they are way to long. I'd be suprised if anyone actually bothered to read them completely.




Posted by Shade

I know I didn't. :(




Posted by coromoro


Quoting Vampiro: Yeah, they are way to long. I'd be suprised if anyone actually bothered to read them completely.


I did.

I'm such a loser. :(




Posted by sabre


Quoting Vampiro: Yeah, they are way to long. I'd be suprised if anyone actually bothered to read them completely.
I read most of them. I skipped maybe the last two screenfuls of the chatroom, though.



Posted by Shade

We demand more! :mad:




Posted by Pit

Vampiro V Empire: Yeah. Exactly. I just had my time down poorly.
vXChrisVGvb: Or maybe it's you who's the fag!
vXChrisVGvb: wrong IM
Vampiro V Empire: bol
vXChrisVGvb: Okay, I lied. I wrote that to you to make things seem awkward but failed miserably.
Vampiro V Empire: Hahha




Posted by Pit

Ub4r Fantum RAWR: I think BJ and Sean Fury are secretly making lightsabers.
Vampiro V. Empire: If you mean getting their penises erect from touching each other... I AGREE




Posted by Shade

Zing!




Posted by Pit

Vampiro V Empire: Gay
vXChrisVGvb: Gay, perhaps.
Vampiro V Empire: Gay indeed.
vXChrisVGvb: So guess what, Vamp?
Vampiro V Empire: Organizing music, changing around settings and whatnot, because people who create torrents are completely retarded and don't know the difference between rock and whatever the hell it may be.
Vampiro V Empire: You?
vXChrisVGvb: I SAID GUESS WHAT, NOT WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
vXChrisVGvb: Anyways, just organizing music as well.
Vampiro V Empire: I'm a ****ing idiot :-(
vXChrisVGvb: Anyways, I'll hint
vXChrisVGvb: it involves a furry and ****
Vampiro V Empire: Raptor
vXChrisVGvb: **** as in feces
vXChrisVGvb: Win.
Vampiro V Empire: Could you have made it anymore obvious?
Vampiro V Empire: I guess you could have by adding retard or something in there.
vXChrisVGvb: He publicly announced, whether he was high or not, that he enjoys smelling his ****.
vXChrisVGvb: I thought prancing around in a wolf suit thinking he was inhabited by an animal was bad
vXChrisVGvb: but this, this is a new level of stupidity by his part
Vampiro V Empire: Well, he is a wolf. Their handshake is smelling *** holes.
vXChrisVGvb: Oh yeah, like that thread in which he said "smelling *** is better than handshaking"
Vampiro V Empire: I believe he actually said something like that once
vXChrisVGvb: or something along those lines
vXChrisVGvb: yeah, he did
Vampiro V Empire: Yeah
vXChrisVGvb: I can imagine him in a business meeting
vXChrisVGvb: rather than shaking hands
vXChrisVGvb: he gets on all fours
vXChrisVGvb: and sniffs the bosses ***
Vampiro V Empire: Dude, wolves don't get jobs.
Vampiro V Empire: They don't wear clothes either
vXChrisVGvb: or have ipods
vXChrisVGvb: but Raptor does, some ****ing furry he is
Vampiro V Empire: Though they do use computers and talk on furms.
Vampiro V Empire: o*
Vampiro V Empire: Go figure?
vXChrisVGvb: He's a fake!
Vampiro V Empire: OH SHI.....
vXChrisVGvb: or maybe he was a wolf and said, hey being a human would be cool
Vampiro V Empire: Took the words right outta my paws.
vXChrisVGvb: with all them gadgets and what not
vXChrisVGvb: Zing!
Vampiro V Empire: No, he's even said, humans are digusting blah blah blah.
Vampiro V Empire: Jesus, I'd hate to be around when he finds out he's not a wolf.
vXChrisVGvb: "I don't find the female human attractive, but rather disgusting. Get me a female horse and some candles."
vXChrisVGvb: Yeah, except I'd love to see it
vXChrisVGvb: "My whole life is a lie... I'm not a wolf"
vXChrisVGvb: and then the wolves in the backround are nodding their heads negatively
vXChrisVGvb: as in
Vampiro V Empire: Hahaha. I hope he knows bestiality is illegal in most states.
vXChrisVGvb: "What a moron"
Vampiro V Empire: lol
vXChrisVGvb: not if it's true love
vXChrisVGvb: kinda like Sean Fury and his 8th grade girlfriend!
Vampiro V Empire: I can see him being taken in by the police.
Vampiro V Empire: Oh ***
Vampiro V Empire: I don't want to be reminded of that.
vXChrisVGvb: and you know who else sucks?
Vampiro V Empire: Proto?
vXChrisVGvb: No, Raptor
Vampiro V Empire: Though proto sucks to, right?
Vampiro V Empire: But yeah, I don't think you could suck much more thann Raptor does.
vXChrisVGvb: Isn't it obvious
vXChrisVGvb: that everyone sucks
vXChrisVGvb: but me and you?
Vampiro V Empire: Yeah, it is pretty obvious.
vXChrisVGvb: Scott, it's obvious you'll read this chat. Guess what, you suck. Sean Fury pwns you at guitar
Vampiro V Empire: zing!
vXChrisVGvb: let me post this before it gets dry and stale
vXChrisVGvb: kinda like crazy k's penis
vXChrisVGvb: but crazy k's is smaller
Vampiro V Empire: Which is fairly ironic
vXChrisVGvb: although he masturbates by jumping like you said




Posted by Poco

Hey, you forgot to mention how he's a mall goth.




Posted by Klarth

Why do I never see Fishpiro F Fishpire on AIM?




Posted by Shade

Ditto.




Posted by Pit

Cause you aren't cool.




Posted by Shade

The ugly truth is revealed. :(

I told Ms. Gervison this would happen!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Why do I never see Fishpiro F Fishpire on AIM?


Wait, who are you? What with the name change and all...

You never see me, because, well, I'm never on. I believe I only logged on during these conversations because Pit is a fag who thinks it's harder to cut and paste in MSN.

I try to get on more often, I just, forget.



Posted by sabre

Klarth is Majesty. See the font.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ah, of course. I tend not to notice font colour...

I figured he kept the fnool name, though I'm glad he didn't.




Posted by Skitzo Control

Nobody can compete with The Hammer.




Posted by MetalVox~55


Quoting Khyron: Vampiro V Empire: Organizing music, changing around settings and whatnot, because people who create torrents are completely retarded and don't know the difference between rock and whatever the hell it may be.
Vampiro V Empire: You?
vXChrisVGvb: I SAID GUESS WHAT, NOT WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
vXChrisVGvb: Anyways, just organizing music as well.
Vampiro V Empire: I'm a ****ing idiot :-(


Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



Posted by Pit

Pit: dude, of course he can have a perverted mind
[01:04:38 AM] Pit: remember
[01:04:40 AM] Pit: he asked a girl out
[01:04:43 AM] Pit: HIM!
[01:04:47 AM] Pit: dude, he's fat
[01:04:48 AM] Pit: not a monster
[01:04:53 AM] Pit: he's still human
[01:04:56 AM] Pit: you have no feelings.
[01:04:56 AM] Guan-thwei: That's nto perverted, that's just wishful
thinking.
[01:05:10 AM] Pit: That right there was a gem, but no, this is MSN
[01:05:11 AM] Pit: *******.




Posted by Pit

THATS RIGHT, WE'RE BACK.

Guan-thwei says: You should have something like that in one of your folders.
Pit says: Yeah, you should have my fist in your face in one of your folders, fag.




Posted by Pit

Guan-thwei says: Guess what?!
Guan-thwei says: You're supposed to say "what" you insensitive asshole.
Guan-thwei says: Fuck you man.
Guan-thwei says: Fuck you.
Pit says: okay okay
Pit says: what
Guan-thwei says: Just for that.
Guan-thwei says: I'm going to bed.




Posted by Pit

[06:50:49 PM] Pit: Hey Mrs. Vampiro's mom, is Vampster home?
[06:51:09 PM] Pit: "LOL YES HE IS HOW MAY I HELP U!?"
[06:51:18 PM] Pit: Ummm, yeah can you just call him for me?
[06:51:31 PM] Pit: "WHAT'S THAT YOU WANT TO HAVE HOTT SEX YOU ****ING
BEAST YOU!?"
[06:51:49 PM] Pit: No, I asked if your son was home.
[06:52:00 PM] Pit: "WELL HE'S NOT BUT I'M HERE ABOUT TO GET NAKED"
[06:52:14 PM] Pit: Yeah, I'll check in 10 minutes if he's home.
[07:30:05 PM] Guan-thwei: I ****ing hate you.
[07:30:52 PM] Pit: how do I like copy and paste this so it can go into
our thread, with the time differenced and everything.
[07:31:28 PM] Pit: Fine, **** you, don't tell me.




Posted by Pit

Vampiro V Empire: BHaha, that's a kick in the pants
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: I didn't kick you
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: must've been your sister
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: you know the hot one which I ****ed and had a son with but I refuse to pay child support
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: yes, that one.
Vampiro V Empire: You seriously need to burn in hell




Posted by Speedfreak


Quoting s0ul: Whoa, this is way better than me. Speedfreak was an anchor on my gigantic awesomeness.


I will fucking bury you.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

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