There's so much technique!
sunaipakun: Care for a hot pocket?
D Virus VX13: only if I can cry while you give it to me
sunaipakun: hey hey not me
D Virus VX13: well then who?
sunaipakun: carlos! *points*
D Virus VX13: oh
D Virus VX13: is he dirty?
sunaipakun: incredibly
sunaipakun: clean hobos don't do hot pockets
D Virus VX13: is carlos a bum or just a dirty beaner?
sunaipakun: best of both worlds!
D Virus VX13: fine, but I can cry while it happens right?
sunaipakun: no tears
D Virus VX13: can I stalwartly stand as I recieve this hot pocket, and a single tear rolls down my cheek as I try to keep a stiff upper lip?
sunaipakun: no tears ****it
sunaipakun: whimper all you want. that gets carlos into it
D Virus VX13: may I laugh?
sunaipakun: only maniacally
D Virus VX13: that's the only way I know how
D Virus VX13: I remember this one time at a party, someone told a REALLY funny joke
D Virus VX13: and some people giggled, and everyone had to leave because I couldn't keep my maniacle laughter down :-(
sunaipakun: 8-)
D Virus VX13: fine, *drops pants* let it begin
sunaipakun: carlos! get the sandpaper and drink that oil
D Virus VX13: woah woah woah........sandpaper?
sunaipakun: gotta have texture
D Virus VX13: what about muscle relaxers or skin moisturizer?
sunaipakun: only for carlos
D Virus VX13: but what about my discomfort?
sunaipakun: *laughs*
D Virus VX13: ugh, fine I'll take this like a man
sunaipakun: take it... like a man takes a hot pocket from a dirty mexican beaner hobo named carlos?
D Virus VX13: yes, because that's just the kind of man I am, baby
sunaipakun: if I see tears
sunaipakun: I permit carlos to use the bear trap
D Virus VX13: you will not
D Virus VX13: commence
sunaipakun: it takes time to digest said oil!
D Virus VX13: no, I want the flaming indigestion!
Yeah, I know, not funny right? :(
I thought that was hilarious. :cool:
You would coro!:)
NOT FUNNY
yea :cool:
Actually, better than others I've seen you post. :-*
I like the way you called him carlos.
everyone knows that mexihobos are all called Hobag Sanchez :(
Mike fails at being funny, as usual.
That is not a hot pocket :(
A hotpocket is when you **** in your hand and then masturbate....geez.
thus making it a dirty hot hand job.
Hmm... Not funny. Good times.:cool:
The only funny part was with the maniacal laughter.
YAY FOR LAUGHING! :link: