Say how you would kill the poster above you.
Though we are friends, I would let my dog bit your balls off and you would bleed to death. XD
pour cement down Night Owl's throat and throw him in a lake.:)
Cut off your penis and put you in a room with 3 people you are very Sexually attractive to.
Take out my penis and beat you to death with it
yes, that is sick.
Take a DDR arcade pad and wrap it around Dark Bulb. Then get a Night Owl and peck at Dark Bulbs brains. And when I get to the core of the brain I would put poison in it.
Get a bucket of water, balance it on a door and wait for him to knock it off. Easy.
Hire feminazis to castrate you with a broken Coke bottle in a deserted parking lot, then leave you there.
I'd drag you through a cactus pharm with my car and you would die for excess injestion of cactus-based material.
Cactus.
Shove a light saber up your *** hole.
Take a DDR pad and wrap it around Night Owl. Then use an owl to peck at your brains. When I get to the core I would put poison in it. I would then cut the living **** out of you with a scythe. Stick you onto the wall with some indian clay. And Misoxeny pussy stomp you.
wow.....
staple your eyelids shut, cut out your tounge, and make you hang from a tree branch by your penis. XD ( i have nothing against you I just got bored)
i would call scorpion, sub-zero, rain, ermac, and reptile to KICK YOU IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU DIE.
Here's how I'd do it. First, 12 years before you die, I'd stage a accidental crunk driving accident in which my people will "loose control" and crash into you. You don't die yet, though. No. You are in a coma for 12 years, and suffer greatly in your eventual rehab. After you're released into the world, nobody again, we'd stalk you. You wouldn't know what to think of our brave new world and you'd be to confused to notice the cameras and the black merc that follow you everywhere. So, then, I'd start poisoning your food with dioxin, and leaving subtle hints of your upcoming death around, like a blood covered knife in your bed, or just moving your shat around while you're out. Then, eventually, before you're driven to madness with the cacti influx, phone calls, etc, you'd find a gun. You would know what to do. Suddenly it all comes back to you. And then as you walk around paraniod through town, you see the black car, a certain ky0 hanging out the window with PPK in hand. You bolt, I follow. And then just when you thing you've gotten away, we're there. You're terrified beyond words, fumbling for the gun. You feel very cold as the bullet flies through you, and you slump over; owned.
Oops wrong guy.
I'd vice grip your nuts and drag you out to a shed. Removing the vice grip, I'd then squeeze them even harder by placing them in a table vice, and welding it shut. once you were in nice and snug, I'd inject hot lead into your scrotum. After watching you suffer for an appropriate ammount of time, I'd place a spoon on the table next to you. I'd then slowly walk out of the shed, and the lght it on fire, so you have one of two choices. Either Burn to death in the fire, or cut your balls off with the spoon, and bleed to death anyway.
I'd lure you into a bear trap with promises of candy. While your leg is trapped I would take a chainsaw and saw your arms off. If you were still alive, then I'd repeatedley stab you with a plastic fork until you die.
drown you in a baby's used diaper
midnight visitation with army of gay dominatrices.
I would cut your hands and feet off, then I would put you in a dark area with filled with rotting dead bodies. Of course, I would be watching you from afar, as you blood drips from your body, until you surly die from the pain, infections and your own fears.
being forced to stare at vomit mutilation hentai for a few years, then hung drawn and quartered.
Shoot you four times with a shot gun
Exposure to culture and good taste.
Put you in a 150 degree room and make you drink the worlds hottest hot salse with nothing else to drink or eat.
Making you read a book that isn't dbz-related.
Haha, Jack... those last two were great.
I'd probably boil you up to your head, cut out your tongue, gouge out your eyes, and then throw you into a pit of spikes or something. Yeah, I'm not feeling really creative right now :(
I would grab you by the back of your head and pull you backwards, knee you in the stomach, punch you in the face, kick you in the balls, and then suplex you so you were on the floor. Then I'd bash your head against the floor until it was bloody and red, and take a drill to your spine. I'd sever the nerves in your spine so you lost all feeling in your body aside from your head, then I'd smash the back of your skull with a sledgehammer.
Spoon castration.
Brainwash you into a complete liberal and lock you in a room with Bj, Specopps, and landon.
Sodomy with a gold brick.
extract stomach acid form Majesty and injects it into his brain
Cat and mouse anyone? I'd cover you in pig blood, and put you in a feild of hungry woolves. You choose to just torn to bits, or let me pick you off from 300 yards with a rifle.
strap you to a (very large) tree, then chop it down and make it fall on you. If it misses or you're still alive somehow I would put about 30 wasps into your mouth and duct tape it shut and leave you in the middle of the woods.
Tie you to a train track so bits of you are cut off each time a train comes along. Starting from your feet.
throw harry potter books at you until you die
Withdrawal symptoms induced by deletion of "posting games" board.
I'll brick you into a closet like in The Cask of Amontillado.
Suicide.
make you watch soap operas for so long, that death would seem more like a vacation.
A one way all-expense paid trip to The House of Rotating Cacti (patent pending, copyright 2003 ky0s horrible mind, all wrongs denied)! Those who enter always leave. In a bodybag.
Porcupine :rainbow:
I'd tie you down over a chair, and cauterize your anus with an acetylene torch, just for ****s and giggles. With my trusty power drill, I'd open a small hole at the base of your back and then remove your spine with a winch (if that fails, I'll just remove your vertebrae one by one with a chisel and make you eat them). If you were still alive and kicking, I'd distract you from the pain in your back by slitting your penis (or whatever) open with a six inch shard of glass.
You've probably died of blood loss and paralysis by now, but if not, I'll just whip out my economy-sized hedgetrimmer, cram it down your throad, and turn it on high.
To make sure you could'nt run away, I would have shot you in the kneecaps beforehand, and then bleached the wounds.
Holocaust.
I would throw an apple at your head to knock you down. I would then get chopsticks and stick it up your nostrils and while you are still on the floor, I would slam your head against the closing area of the door. I would then pour vodka down your throat so you would have an upset stomach and start vomitting.. You would choke on your vomit.. If you're still not dead, I will peel out your eyes out of your eye sockets and trade them in a for one of those needle bed things (it's like a board thing with needles on it and some people lay on them.). I would then get an overweight person to jump on you as your body sinks into the needles. I suppose your blood will ooze out of your body like cheese going through crackers with holes. If you are still alive by all my efforts to... slay you, I'd just get Engine of Hate to do what he did to you before. :flame:
1 Word...Volcano.
I would pull off your pigtails.
Azumanga Daioh pwnz
Cover you in ****. THen make you play with an elephant. The **** bath though will be pointless. Actually, you end up killing yourself. :cool:
Edit : Nvm, I'll just use my penis as a club ;o
anime withdrawal symptoms :)
i'll run your body through a sawmill, feed it to the dog as ground meat, then take your head and chuck it in a blender and drink it as a smoothe
I'd give you your ritalin. Oops kill you.
Congratulations. You are the next in line to recieve the old Chinese water torture. It's where you are tied down in such a way that you can not move so much as an inch. More specifically, your head. Water is then dripped on your forehead for hours or even days. Hell, maybe even longer. This was used as a means of getting information out of someone. But, I'd just do it until you eventually died from it. Enjoy!
I'd hold a cage filled with huge rats right above your head and wait for you to pass the torture onto someone else then I'd brainwash you and make you realize you loved me all along and then you'd die a sad, sad man later in life.
I'd choke you with my scrotum
I'd flick lintballs at you until you asphyxiate.
Three words: Anus, Vaseline, Ironing-board.
Poison. ...Poison, poison.
I would force you to live in a big city, starting a family with a fashion designer who chiefly works with animal furs.
Bwa ha ha, wouldn't last eleven minutes.
I'd drown you in soda crackers.:cool:
scalp you, and drown you.
Withdrawal of hentai shemales.
Beat the sh!t out of you with spiked brass knuckels, chop off your legs and let a shemale rape u....XD
First, I would stick chopsticks up your nose and mouth. Next, I would skin you. Then I would ut a rope on you with a heavy ball and then push u into salt water . While you are sinking to the bottom, I'll just pour oil into the salt water just for the fun of it. While the water is getting murky, I'll put pirahnahs in the salt water. I assume they would eat you alive.
Vertigo induction.
i would lock you in a room with kirstie alley and rosie o'donnell and you would have to watch them have sex for eternity
I would screw up the rep message I was trynig to give you by pressing "Enter" on accident.
It was going to say "NOW THAT'S JUST MEAN.
Heh, I thought you'd tried to say "not that!". Makes enough sense.
er, I'd lock you in a room with Hitler. he's so mean! =(
I dreamed this one up when we were in 90 minutes detention, and turned it in in lieu of an apology letter.
The fun begins with a dual-stab to the medulla oblongata with 700 cc's of sodium pentathol. Once you are nice and suggestive, I will lie you down on a specially prepared bed, sans clothing. these special preparations are six long strands of piano wire attached to an iron bar and gear crank. Once you are strapped in by your arms, legs and neck, I'm gonna force open your eyelids and blind you with sulfur.
Now, you will probably be pretty ****ed off by this point. I'm going to grab the handle on the iron bar (which is attached to the gear crank) and I'm going to spin that lever like there's no tomorrow. With any luck, the wire should split your torso into several deep segments, and I'll pound your teeth in with the iron bar (now detatched) to shut you up.
As a way of paying a fond farewell to my bestest friend, I'm gonna tear your nipples off with a pair of pliers, then light a plastics fire under your bed.
...slice you in half with a katana, then pour acid over and leave the rotting corpse to the vultures...
Chop your balls off and feed them to you.
first I would use a spoon to pop your left eye out. Then I would paper cut you all over then whip you. Then jam five inch nails under your toe nails. Then I would throw rocks at you until you die.
**** you through your peehole.
You must be well endowed.
I'd take away his ritalin, myself. :)
I'd grab Majesty from behind by the hair, pull back his head, and jam a Rail Spike through his neck.
Inject the judge with poison with an unstarilized needle.
knock you down and leap on your sternum. Then stomp on your face until it's pulpy, and proceed to consume your body.
Rip your spine out your a$$. ;)
push you down a flight of stair and then throw bowling balls at your crippled body. Proceed then to drip hot water on your head as you die.
Give you a massive titty twister with vicegrips then let you die of breast cancer.
bash you in the head with a hammer, knocking you out. Stitch your skin to a carpet while you're out. Then run you over with a steamroller.
I'd just shoot you.
I'd hold your mouth open by wedging a potato masher in there, knocking out all your teeth. I'd then pur scalding water into your throat.
I will eat your brains
I would put Botulism in his brains first.
Subject you to a wide array of dioxin testing, and then start replacing your vital organs with baggies of bleach or breast implants - your choice - until you slowly wither into obscurity. Then I'd drag you out back and empty $20 of ammunition into your now holocaust vicitm-like corpse.
Push you into a vat of liquid nitrogen. That's about it.
Put you in a giant pot filled with water and put the lid on. Then put a rock ontop of the lid.
I'd hug you.
...
HARD.
Trash compactor.
I'd lock you in a room with Michael Jackson.
Good ol' fashion knife to the chest.
Stick your penis in the blender and then stick knitting needles into your neck.
Can anyone else say "man consuming vaginal cavity"? 'Cause I can.
I would slash you in the throat while raping the girl that you claimed to be in that picture.
Poke you to death.
Ill put arsinic (did I spell that right?) in your food.
arsenic.
I'd put you in a blender for your stupidity.
I dont fit in a blender.
I will cut you up into millions of little pieces and put you in a stew and and eat you. :D
Launch you in a plastic rocket out of orbit.
Throws you into meat grinder and launches remains into the sun
Hahaha, wow... you're like the last person that I'd expect with a HTF-themed avatar/sig. (meant for Dragon X)
Anyway, I'm too lazy to come up with a death right now. Someone kill me instead!
I'd give you a three course meal made primarily of asbestos. Happy cancer, whore!
I'd teabag you to death
I'd tie you down to the bottom of a giant pool of sulphuric acid, so you drown and dissolve at the same time.
Sulphuric acid burns far too quickly to make a difference if he's tied down or not.
Here's what I'd do for ya:
I'd get a 500lb chunk of magnesium (which is in a bag of mineral oil) and strap you to it in a 20ft swimming pool. You'd have scuba gear with an hour or whatever of air, now, you'd get the choice to drown, or pull the cord which will blow the oil-retention bag apart. Magnesium not only burns in water; but it can explode. You're choice of death.
Tape a safty pin into your pee hole. rip out all of your teeth sepratly. Slap you once. Rip you bottom jaw off of your skull. Point and laugh at you. Draw a french mustache on you. Tie you to a huge thing of lead and dump you in the middle of the ocean.
Tylenol PM is such a good killer of cronic pain.
CLOSE ENOUGH.
Bunnies.
They'll bite your bum.
I'd put you in a bag of dead cats.
when you order some seafood, I'll put some Puffer fish into your meal.
First, a room would be filled with metal spikes, and you'd be put in the middle of them. Now, we intruduce hundreds of cyanide filled balloons. If you move, fall asleep, or even breathe too hard, they'll pop on the spikes and you'll die. HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Feed you so much cheese until you get over-constapated and explode
Force you to play DDR until you either die of my beatings sleep deprivation, or exhaustion.
I'd force you to be thrown into a feminist riot, and they hate men!. *** knows what they'll do to you from that point on.
I'd give you a free grenade. But the pin was lost in transit.
I'd make you concentrate like you've never concentrated before on one thing: The utter stupidity of your username. After a while, you'd realize just how stupid it really is, go mad, and hang yourself for being such a failure. And then everyone else would laugh.
Either that or I'd just shoot you clean through the stomach, and you'd bleed to death. *shrugs* Works either way.
The 1st one would be pretty funny actually... :p
Anyways Mr. Corrupt...I'd like to kill you in some sort of ironic way...so I think I would do it with you listening to some sort of trance song...but you would be in a steel box of a room and it would be so loud that it would make you explode...or something along those lines. Be pretty badass though. :cool:
light you on fire.
Give you enchanted dancing boots and chain you to a Dance Dance Revolution console.
Throw a brick at your head.
Blow up New Hampshire.
Pinch to death...
Pluck out your eye, Edgar Allen Poe style, slice off your penis, then sew it into your now empty socket. I'll rub semen in the wounds to stop the bleeding.
Now, I'm going to chain you to a psychotic feminazi face to face.
I'll hand her a cosh and a camera, then walk away chuckling.
I'll introduce you to a legion of Halo fanboys.
I'd somehow turn you into an ant and Raid your a$s.
This thread is violent......oh yah, churn you into butter
release a billion bees and wasps into your room at night and put flowers all over you. You will eventually be stung to death or suffocate.
I will hang you by your penis till it rips off and let you kill yourself.
I'd go back in time and give your mom birth control pills.
I'll spank ya to death...kinky no?
I'd give you a partial birth abortion.
After handcuffing you and putting you inside a large plastic bag filled with fluid.
I'd dam up your stream of passion.
...
I don't know either, but it's in your title.
At frown at you until you die. NO SMILE FOR YOU!
Rape you with a gun...
And obviously pull the trigger.
Make you a plastic surgery appointment and tell the doctor you want to be awake while it happens
Not if you're catholic.
Burrito, more like Fag Master.
Que?
Eat you with barbecue sauce.
Burrito? More like fag master.
lol. I love you man.
Bash you repeatedly with a hammer.
rip your face off and wolf it down
I'd put you in a room full of sexually deprived old women in their 70's and 80's with no means of escape. You'll most probably kill yourself. Makes it easier for me. :)
simple, look at my sig
Hannibal King? More like fag master.
first off, why dont you do what the thread says for once
second, stuff you withBurger King food till you explode!
It fill up the pit. oh noes dead.
Make you infinitely respawn then get hit by a rocket.
Oh yeah, and:
Hannibal King? More like fag master.
Here I am, standing on your doorstep. It's breakfast time, and you are inside munching on your little faggarette cereal. I'll ring the doorbell in my cute lil UPS outfit, and when you open the door, I'll hand you the package and kick you in te groin. As I force my way into your little s[B]h[/b]ithole appartment, I'll tread especially viciously on your spinal column, in the hope of snapping it with my steel-toed boots.
I'll quickly strap you over a stool in your living room, having sliced off your clothes with the same knife I'll use to slit your cheeks from lip to ear. Next I'll divide your eyelids into fours, and lazily enjoy a cigar (I picked up the habit especially for this early morning visit). When it's reached a comfortable length, I'll stub it out in each of your eyes, then get out my fishhooks. One hook goes on each flap of skin i have made, and their strings will be tied to my katar-wielding fist. I will proceed to ram this fiendish weapon up your @sshole, spreading the blades around and twisting. Your face should be peeled back and ripped apart by now, and your entire lower bowel track on fire from my anal onslaught.
(btw, for those of you are not familiar with Katars, here is one to play with.)
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I should be pretty stiff by now, so I'll just orally rape you and jizz in your wounds. I'll grab a syphon, poke it through your ribs and pour in some toilet cleaner, just to keep your breathing nice and ragged.
To clean up, I'll just force feed you a couple of sticks of gelignite, lite the fuse and run away.
I equip my lightsaber, and activate it, revealing its purple blade of pure energy. You pull from your pocket a lightsaber of your own, in a futile attempt to defend yourself. Then, when you have activated its blue blade, I swing my lightsaber at you. You raise yours in order to block my attack, thus holding it dangerously close to your face. Therefore, when I use all of my strength to push your glowing weapon closer to you, your face gets a little roasted. In a desperate attempt to avoid becoming toast, you jump backwards, making me lose my balance.
"Take this!" you shout triumphantly, while attempting to attack me before I have regained my balance. Alas, I manage to raise my lightsaber before you get me. I now am crouching, barely managing to resist your saber pushing at me from above. I swiftly roll away, making you fall down. To avoid being killed by your own weapon, you deactivate it before reaching the floor. Without saying anything I run my lightsaber into your hip, knowing that the pain will paralyze you. You scream. I slice through your lower body until it consists of many pieces. Out of your pocket you suddenly take a blaster. You fire away at me, but I simply deflect the laser beams into your chest. Then, with a spinning motion, I first cleave your torso and then run my lightsaber straight into your brain.
Stab you in the neck many times with a safty pin.
I would make Chronic eat and bath in dog crap for 40 days and 40 nights. Then beat him with a hockey stick. Cover him in honey, and then dump him off in the middle of Banf. Then wait for the bears, and ants to come. Oh yes and I'd bring a jar full of fire ants and let them go to the left of you.
I'd flick you.
I'd beat you to death with my dildo...and then poke and re-poke your dead body with a stick from afar.
I'll force-feed you a metal slinky, then slit your throat and pour gasoline down your new trachea.
I'd tie you down, put on Elton John. Then get the 4 ugliest gay guys ever and put them in a room with you.
I'd throw you in an incinerator. Fun!
DEATH BY SEX! Who wouldn't want that?
I'd put the biggest beef curtains in the world over your face so you couldn't breathe.
That's a bit fancy dont you think? You could of just used a pillow.
I would drown you in a pool filled with my cum.
I'd go the simple route and blow your head (and half your body) off with a fifteen inch cannon. Fun-ness.
I'd wrap my penis around your neck.
To hell with complication, I'll just rip you apart by hand, and with the aid of PCP.
The old gun-in-mouth.
Two words: Nuclear. Warhead.
I'd use that "legend saber" to gouge out your eyes, cut off all your limbs, and then I'd shove it down your throat. I'd watch as the blood and entrails go flying in every direction, then splash around in the massive puddles of blood that would soon form, laughing like a lunatic while doing so. And then I'd...
...okay, I'll stop now.
Blowtorch to the skull, until I hit vital brain area and you died. :D
Pin you down and pour gallon after gallon of milk into your mouth.
And then shoot you right in the face.
I'd kick you in your balls, over and over till you die.
I'd do this to you. again and again and again.
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Hannibal Bvuyb, more like fag master.
I'd touch you. In sexual places.
Acupuncture. Advanced, lethal acupuncture.
All the bacon in the world couldn't save you now...cause I'm going to lazer yo ***
I'd wavedash you to your death
I reckon I'm gonna bash you with a Sling blade hmm.
I'd feed you to the hungry pirahnas I have waiting in my lair.
I misread that as "waiting in my hair." :(
LOL DEATH STAR
I LIKE STARWARS
sup guys! I'm new!
i'd beat you with my cock. it's a light sabre.
Your rooster is a light saber?
No. My woodpecker is.
PENISPENISPENISPENIS.
I'd americanize you, at which point your head would explode.
I lived in Chicago for five years. Too late.
I'd turn you into a raging Soviet. Ja.
I'd turn you into a penis, and then jerk you off!
Pay someone to kill you
Dust your close in drugs and throw you into a pit with 500 drug users you havent had a joint in 6 years
Put a big axe in your head.
Death by kittens. Yes, that's right. I'd kill you with cute, fluffy, little kittens.
Put meat in your coat pocket and release some german shepereds on you
Your deaths are too elaborate and don't rely enough on you doing the killing.
Smash your head into a wall repeatedly.
if thats the case, do this :chainsaw: to you :)
I'd lol you to death.
I'd sick crazy k on you.
steam-roller, followed by "WWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
I'd place you at the National Democratic Convention.
introduce you to G0dzilla:p
Holy water and cum.
I'd have a blue whale skeet acid on you.
I'd make you change your avatar.
Please note that this is a message for you to never remove that chap from your avatar spot. Ever. I love him far too much.
deepthroat
Wendy's!
*Knifes to death*
Whip out my cock, beat you senseless, rape your chest, rip out your kidneys with a pair of meat scissors and lynch you with barbed wire.
I'll throw your body to the pigs.
...lazghoul...
10/10
lol
/dark bulb
death.
The day has finally arrived. Jack now owns a copy of every minute of Dream Theater performances ever made.
I have him stapled to a chair, with his eyelids sliced off. On the desk before him is his laptop, with Itunes open. DT is playing. I amp up the volume to beyond 139 decibels and begin to ram his head into the keyboard until it smashes through the CPU.
Jack is crying.
I now remove each and every one of his DT cds from his binder, coat it in gasoline and gelignite, and glue it to his face.
His head is a shiny mass of ROM with two teary eyes and a pouty mouth.
I'll stab my screwdriver through his iPod and into his chest, rip out his DT infested motherboard and feed it to him piece by piece.
As per usual, I'll set the CD's on fire and gloat.
While you're doing that, could you turn off his **** firewall that is PREVENTING ME FROM GETTING CHANGE OF SEASONS THX.
Um, I force anthrax down your throat.
Don't bother; rubbish cd. Only recommended for fangurls.
Garrote you with piano wire because I'm too lazy to think of anything worse in your case.
You should be honored.
Don't bother; rubbish CD (unless u r an OMFG HARDCORE DT FANGURL YEAH!!!!!!!!!1)
Meh, I'll just garrotte you with piano wire. You should be honored in that I was too lazy to come up with anything more elaborate.