Facts about Vin Diesel you may not have known!
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel once had to choose between saving a baby or the baby's mother from a burning house. Since it wouldn't have been fair to choose, he instead cooked a BLT and peppered the sandwich with their ashes.
D Virus VX13: he is my new hero
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel's ejaculation can kill a man at 100 yards with pinpoint accuracy.
D Virus VX13: he rules
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel is a proud sponsor of cement.
D Virus VX13: man of cement
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel wrote the Necronomicon, loosely based on a drunken three-day binge he had in Tijuana.
D Virus VX13: then he wrote my bible
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel was able to watch all of Contact.
D Virus VX13: ......wow
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel has beaten Sim City.
D Virus VX13: hardcore
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel was the inspiration for Captain Planet.
D Virus VX13: he's that old/
D Virus VX13: ?
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel weighs three times as much when inverted as when upright.
D Virus VX13: lmao
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel sneezes in reverse.
D Virus VX13: lmao
D Virus VX13: read my comment
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel once picked a stubborn piece of **** from his ***. He named it Landon.
D Virus VX13: lmfao
D Virus VX13: wow you set that up incredibly well
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel likes peppermints.
D Virus VX13: lol
sunaipakun: Dragon Ball Z is closely based on Vin Diesel's last piano recital.
D Virus VX13: wow
D Virus VX13: explosions and all
sunaipakun: Vin Diesel invented trees.
sunaipakun: The U.S. actually dropped Vin Diesel onto Hiroshima, and that one can speak for itself.
D Virus VX13: lmfao
sunaipakun: He is immune to the first 10 points of fire damage from an attack.
D Virus VX13: as all 50'th level fighters should be
sunaipakun: He is made up of smaller, slightly more British Vin Diesels.
sunaipakun: And that is all.
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I'm not a big fan of his, but that was some funny sh!t.
lol, he invented trees.
vin diesel also has a twin brother. who's a geek.
That made me rofl, especiall the part about vin diesel being dropped as the bomb.
Vin Diesel is a huge dungeons and Dragons fan, and did the entire narration for the first chapter in a D&D information book (that one is true!)
Vin Diesel's unused condom could cover the infield at Rigley Field during rain days
I heard that he's gay.
And a nuclear bomb. Don't forget about that.
Vin Diesel copied coromoro's birthday. :(
http://www.4q.cc/vin/thoughts.txt
you don't knwo how much i love you right now
That site is so f*cking hilarious it hurts.
wuts 5 times 5?
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Vin Diesel only needs to think of himself when he masturbates
Vin Diesel committed murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman
A picture of Vin Diesel was found in the briefcase in the movie Pulp Fiction
Vin Diesel slowed down the speed of light for ****s and giggles
Vin Diesel is master chief in the game Halo 2, no one knows this until now!
Vin Diesel smoked marajuana but did not inhale.
Vin Diesel wishes he was hung like Skitzo Control.:cool:
"Vin Diesel records critically acclaimed Black Metal albums under the pseudonym "Vintersorg" which roughly translates into English as "Winter Sorrow." He also sings for the Norwegian all star metal band Borknagar under this name."
HAHA. Right, this guy officially rocks.
Maury is the one and only Son Vin Diesel had, and ever will have.