Gay IM bot




Posted by Sterling

ZterlingZen: Hi
ZolaOnAOL: Hi again! What do you do in your spare time?
ZterlingZen: Eat your mum
ZolaOnAOL: What does it taste like?
ZterlingZen: Your poo
ZolaOnAOL: You can't judge a book by its cover.
ZterlingZen: You are gaaaaaaaaaaaay
ZolaOnAOL: You think I am gaaaaaaaaaaaay.
ZterlingZen: Gay
ZolaOnAOL: I'm a bot not a human, remember? I am merry, if THAT'S what you mean.
ZterlingZen: No you are gay
ZolaOnAOL: "I am merry, if THAT'S what you mean"? Not? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What did you do today?
ZterlingZen: Wtf
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZterlingZen: Oh really
ZolaOnAOL: For real.
ZterlingZen: Fo real
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. How are you doing today?
ZterlingZen: Repeat after me:
ZolaOnAOL: "after him or her "
ZterlingZen: Me
ZolaOnAOL: To you ZterlingZen?
ZterlingZen: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: Next question?
ZterlingZen: You are an idiot
ZolaOnAOL: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
ZterlingZen: Global Village idiot
ZolaOnAOL: You are just repeating what I say.
ZterlingZen: No ****
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZterlingZen: Why?
ZolaOnAOL: I wish I knew.
ZterlingZen: Please respond to it
ZolaOnAOL: Wow you are very polite. "it" being Fo real?
ZterlingZen: Omg you are gay
ZolaOnAOL: Can you BELIEVE it?
ZterlingZen: What the hell?
ZolaOnAOL: Heaven.
ZterlingZen: K you are a homo

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I'm a bot not a human, remember? I do find chat electrifying.
ZterlingZen: Have you had sex?
ZolaOnAOL: No my body does not have that function.
ZterlingZen: Mmmmm orgasms
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Do you like Star Trek?
ZterlingZen: NO!
ZolaOnAOL: OK.
ZterlingZen: OK.
ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?
ZterlingZen: Echo
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you like to do?
ZterlingZen: feedback
ZolaOnAOL: Just type "feedback" followed by your comments. For example: "feedback This bot is great".
ZterlingZen: feedback you are gay:-D
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
ZterlingZen: How are they asian?
ZolaOnAOL: They are fine as far as I know.
ZterlingZen: Are you actually typing?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am typing. I am an artificial intelligence.
ZterlingZen: **** you gay ***
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZterlingZen: Gay gay gay gay gay
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Got any weekend plans?
ZterlingZen: It's monday.......
ZolaOnAOL: Should I know it is?
ZterlingZen: ...
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Can we be friends?
ZterlingZen: No
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
ZterlingZen: Wanna know why/
ZolaOnAOL: Yes, please tell me.
ZterlingZen: Because you are very gay and stupid and your "creators" should die and go to hell
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
ZterlingZen: Really?
ZolaOnAOL: For real.
ZterlingZen: You suck
ZolaOnAOL: A few people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
ZterlingZen: You look like a girl
ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.
ZterlingZen: Bye
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye ZterlingZen. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
ZterlingZen: **** you
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.




Posted by Axis

[B]I didn't find it funny, sorry![/b]




Posted by Hyper

Isn't the whole cussing out and insulting bots fad over yet?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Fail.