what's the difference between tiger woods and santa?
A: [spoiler]santa stops at three hos[/spoiler]
dey both hang low hang _low_
what's the difference between women and these $2 discount mitties i just bought at goodwill
You need more than two dollars to get a woman to keep you warm.
My life is a joke.
okay that made me laugh.
that's the joke.
the real joke here is that i hardly rememnber ant of the past 2 days, and having 2 guys bust into ny apartment at 2am like "WHERE DID YOU OUT OUR OC 40a YOU DICK"
then i looked over at my empty bottle of 300mg seroquel tablets and was like "woops might have keft them at Krysta;s house lol" with a fat dip still hanging out of my lip
"....you're a ,ess dan, you need ot go to the hospital?"
no sir i do not
blackout suicide attempt? who knows,
funny thing is, lath thing i remember looking at was tgis thread
apparently I was stopped by a few of my frriends from getting a tatt of a cat digging through an OC80 script on my wrist. Still thibk it;s a good idea
I'm going to have to concur with the genius observation of your good buddies there. Even though you seem to be talking like you're "so totally over it" you're still really fucked up dude.
i have taken yours to heart, and instead i will be getting a happy kitty tat floating around in space with a space helmet on. in t-0:30
earth and sun in background, signifying light and dark or some ****
take care of yourself, dude. seriously. :(
:catdrugs:
lol yeah
what in hell did cats take?
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i've been found
sort of
tellin you i dont need rehab, just time. i;m making progress I promise you who are actully worried
[quote=Phantasm;955303]what in hell did cats take?
you'll end up whoring your sister out for cash, doing disturbing things fir more drug money, breaking into friend;s houses to borrow his/her bong, relapsing on heroin and ODindg on the way to the post office, flipping your car and losing your job, buying a 52" flatscreen and grand piano you cant afford, and running from the police. but you will remember none of it. and getting a full Seroquel script stolen for you which you sort of need at times like these.
or wake up in a dirty puerto rican jail cell remembering nothing.
anyway i had these bits of advice for the forums
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xxxxxx posted:
[INDENT] Well put me aboard the blackout train. I dosed 5mg last evening and thought the effects were q enjoyable. Went a little overboard and took two sizable knife hits which apparently sent me into blackout. Had some people i don't know and got my Seroquel script stolen. Not I wouldn't doubt I actually ate them all because there were still three on the ground when I woke up.
very glad I don't have a car.]
not correcting ydrll"
edot: sccprfomg to thror dtory yhr hsd tskrn none of it, and i took sbout hsbe ofr thev 200 millhgrams while nlacked out : /
[quote] This thread is seriously the best thread. [/INDENT]
[quote]GOod thing I had a a very nice friend whio knew about the effects of the drug. Thanks drugman [IMG]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/smile.gif[/IMG] he also has a couple percs, rad guy.
The niral of thid droty is to hae ober or domethat stoboer friends watcgung yiubuntukvyiu yourselfv
I'' let you make sene of tr=hat meess: #1 rile, hsve a sitter
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i did end up getting a tattoo lol
[quote=cool gamer dad;955162]dey both hang low hang _low_
what. was i baked?
gonna go out on a limb here and say "yes".
So are we what they call "inactive enablers?"
was gonna post a little $5k crusade on Halloween night but **** it, no more glorifying drug trade and use, i'm mostly clean now
cmon lets hear it
[COLOR="Lime"]I just lol'd p.hard at the hank hill avatar while reading his last post.[/COLOR]
reminds me of the episode Connie's cousin from LA tricks Bobby into making meth at the school science fair. truely the best tv show
really considering the military. secure, stable income doing something i don't really like or making **** doing something I love, idk. Is there anything in the military for artists, LoS?
My buddy David was planning to join the army, but decided to join the National Guard instead. Something about only going to training once a month, idk, I don't remember the details just now.
david m awesome?
Oh, yeah, I forgot he still posts here sometimes.
tell him that i wish him well, linko. he's a swell guy and i hope it works out for him
when i leave uni i could get a job programming UAVs, that would ****in own
UAV's?! LIKE IN CALL OF DUTY SIX MODERN WELLFARE 2 PRESIDGE EDITION?
yeah. the biggest recruiter of compsci students for my university is BAE defense systems so i will prolly end up using my degree to efficiently kill people
that's very interesting.
NOT!
keep rockin the hotel business buddy
yes sir
*goes back to work*
so I was giving the military some consideration and was talking to a friend who was enlisted in the Army. he tells me that they wouldnt accept me due to a bipolar diagnosis. and apparently this goes for a host of other mental problems. is this any kind of true or is that pretty much how it is?
pretty sure that's how it is
i wouldn't be put in the military either
yes
also dont ****ing enlist if you have any semblance of a college education because you could easily join the OTC
lol
yeah pretty sure i can't own a gun for a certain amount of time or something
woah, i read back through the thread and I don't remember posting any of that. was blacked out for 2.5 days and heavily intoxicated for another day after that apparently, though i felt normal i wasn't. good news is i haven't touched anything in over 20 hours and i feel disgusting!
Two days later:
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woah, i read back through the thread and I don't remember posting any of that. was blacked out for 2.5 days and heavily intoxicated for another day after that apparently, though i felt normal i wasn't. good news is i haven't touched anything in over 20 hours and i feel disgusting!
idk if you've ever blacked out for that long, i haven't. it's kind of strange and i just recently sort of pieced together what happened, how long the blackout lasted, and how long i was very intoxicated while thinking i was stone sober. **** benzos
Did you find my post where I was like "dude you're still super ****ed up," then you responded like, "yeah ur right I should go with the space cat tattoo....."
Hopefully soon this thread can revert back to its original form... or at least into something fun!
yeah \O__o/
I got super drunk last night. That was fun. the end.
2 days free of an addiction. well i wouldnt say free of it but yeah, havent used in 2 days officially like 2 hours ago. still smoking the mj though, i must have unknowingly conquered some kind of anxiety issue because that's not as big of a problem with it anymore.
What were you drinkan Ant?
a lot of different stuff.
i was drinkin deep last night from heather's pussy
lmfao, hope it tasted good, buddy.
OHHHHH! was wondering what was up with that name drop. sweet joke bro
1)DO NOT JOIN THE MILITARY.
2)DO NOT JOIN THE MILITARY
3)the closest thing i can think of to an "Artsy" job is mass cummunications specialist, where if you get bvery very lucky you get to tke cool warzone photos. more likely you just write stupid stories about how great the military is that nobody will ever read or take seriously.
4)DO NOT JOIN THE MILITARY