Q: WHY DIDN'T THE RABBIT TRUST THE COMB?
A: HE HEARD IT TEASED HARES.
Q: WHY WAS THE WRIST SUSPICIOUS OF THE WATCH?
A: HE WAS AFRAID OF BEING WATCHED.
Q: WHY DID THE POLICE OFFICER GIVE THE BALLOON A TICKET?
A: IT BROKE THE LAW OF GRAVITY
Q: WHAT DOES A MALLARD USE TO FIX EVERYTHING?
A: DUCK TAPE
Q: WHERE DO ACTORS LIKE TO CAMP?
A: THE HOLLYWOODS
Q: WHERE DO FLOWERS WORK?
A: AT THE PLANT
Q: WHAT KIND OF BIRD WRITES LETTERS?
A: A PEN-GUIN
Q: WHY DID THE POLICE OFFICER GIVE THE BALLOON A TICKET?
A: IT BROKE THE LAW OF GRAVITY
Posts 3 and 8 are the same thing.