1 - 9:57pm
earth **** lol green and brown/black dots lol but they were big lol
2 - 3:28pm
lol it was light brown then dark brown lol then GREEN lol good thing i did this now lol
3 - 9:48pm
lol that was my turkey/chicken cold cut sandwich on a huge roll that i had last night lol
lol it exploded lol ew it smells
4 - 1:11pm
lol water turned black. lol ew it was soft and gross and lol i have to flush again lol
5 - 2:05pm
lol it looked like a 5 week old fetus lol
6 - 10:30pm
lol omg huge. it took like everything i ate out of me. my dunkin donuts sausage egg and cheese on a bagel lol. my chicken sausage. lol huge and black lol
7 - 10:58pm
lol coal lol it smelled good lol :) :) :) :) :)
not enough tho :(
8 - 11:39pm
LOL OMG THERE WERE LIKE NUTS IN IT BUT I DONT THINK I HAD ANY NUTS IN AWHILE LOL
9 - 7:31pm
lol it was like a deers **** but bigger lol it was drop after drop after drop lol little dots lol and then there was a very teeny tiny little weird piece lol flat tho
10 - 2:06pm
lol i had no smell gas alll night lol so i went to go p bc i had to p p. bad lol and it came out lol little bitty rocks lol um it smelled like black tar ****s lol omg lmfao omg lol lol omg lmfao ummmmm lol i have to go stil but its early lol
11 - 9:00am
lol ok it was like really long and huge lol but it was like one of those powder ones that explode when it breaks lol and when i flushed all the like, debris dots flew around lol i hope they all went down
sudden **** bc i took my pill lol
12 - 11:11am
lol make a wish lol it was a little bit bigger than a shih tzu's **** lol
lol squeezed one out lol
13 - 1:24pm
lol ah gad that was huge lol 4 minute **** lol omg like it smells so bad lol i can't make myself finish it it didn't feel complete lol it's my free kfc i had
14 - 10:56pm
lol three little fetus pieces
15 - 12:37am
lol it slipped out lol it looked like a lucky rabbit's foot lol
cute little unicorn on the late late show lol i pet my tv screen bc i wanted to pet it lol aww lol
16 - 3:31pm
lol omg 4 minute **** lol that rhymed lol ew my stomach hurt lol probably from the home made pizza bagels or my strawberry frosted poptarts i ate today lol wow lol eww lol it smells lol
17 - 9:42am
lol omg i was peeing very rapidly and soft serve came out lol it started to clog but it went down lol
18 - 10:25am
lol omg ok it was like a full circle with 15% of it missing and another piece lol the part that didn't go down previously was still there lol it broke when i flushed (the circle part lol) and i have to reflush now after i post this lol
19 - 11:20am
i thought it would be a no go lol but when i pushed lol it was like a thin rope lol
20 - 1:43pm
same thing lol 5 little pieces lol fetus style
21 - 12:36pm LIVE FROM THE TOILET LOL LOL EW I HEAR IT LOL OMG LOL AHH IT FELL LOL IT SMELLS LOL OMG LOL OMG MY *** LOL LOL OMG IT'S HUGE AND DIARRHEA-ESQUE
22 - 11:51am
lol woah i pushed a little bit and a lot came out lol it was HUGE mang lol corn lol
v. soft
23 - 12:35pm
lol squeezed it out lol it was like a smiley face with a big nose lol a big smile lol then the eyes fell and it looked like a bird lol
24 - 1:05pm
lol drop
25 - 1:31pm
lol intense
26 - 11:57am
lol stomach ache lol a little bit lol ew soft lol
27 - 12:35pm
lol bone
28 - 12:56pm
lol squeeze
29 - 12:16pm
it was gruesome lol it was hard and it wouldn't come out earlier :( lol but there was blood and it was like food coloring before you mix it lol it smelled when i looked in while i was still sitting lol i don't think im done but i had a feeling it would clog and it is lol :(
30 - 1:23am
lol just watched super troopers omg hot <3
lol um it was not big enough lol skunk scent lol
31 - 1:26pm LIVE FROM GRANDMAS BEDROOM LOL HERE IT COMES LOL OMG ITS FROM THE PANCAKES I HAD THIS MORNING I HAD 4 LOL IT SMELLS SO BAD OMG GROSS LOL
32 - 12:00am
midnight **** lol!!!! lol i had bronx pizza homemade lol sorta and a klondike lol and ummm lol something else but i forgot what lol oh it was a biscuit lol and it was all stringy lol i was watching super troopers opening scene again <3
33 - 1:59am
lol blood
just fell out lol balls lol
34 - 12:05pm
lol very very messy lol i thought it was blood bc it was red but it wasn't it was just **** tho lol
35 - 1:38pm
lol eww it hurts lol
36 - 10:10am
lol i thought of that 1010220 commercial lol
pee yew lol yuckers lol it smelled so bad lol i just used so much toilet paper lol i was thinking of the two teachers from my middle school that died but mostly the guy that just died in march :( i miss him and the girl teacher that died in november 2007 :(
37 - 12:44am
lol um it was a rock ball lol it was hard tho lol some effort lol
38 - 11:19pm
lol talking to crazy k
lmfao it was all corn lol and my farts were unbearable lol and it was cherry red blood lol
39 - 12:33pm
bright red cherry blood lol omg so much
39 - 3:02pm lol one little drop
40 - 8:24pm
6 plops and a pee lol it hurts lol it was HUGE lol
41 - 10:59pm
lol um omg it hurt my stomach and my butt hurts lol