welp, i'm not going to college




Posted by Poco

i found out that i have a child 2 weeks ago. dna test come back as mine. :)

8 month old poco jr/ (not his real name)

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Posted by cool gamer dad

awww, he's a cutie. congrats :)




Posted by Shin-Ra

Breeeeeeder!!




Posted by Poco

******* right. i love my kid.




Posted by junior senior

aw poco he's cuter than you described to me but that girl is gross




Posted by Jesse Smith

Notice da kid looks horrified in da picture with da chick, and happy when he's not around her!!!! :D

er, you know some thing is wrong with people when they don't even know a kid is theres until he's about eight months old. aka, they are too stupid to wait until marriage before sharing there sperm!! Enjoy paying child support for the next 18 years! :rolleyes:




Posted by Stalolin

what




Posted by Panic!

That chick is fine. Does the baby smoke weed?




Posted by Tyler Durden

***** you can still go to college.. get financial aids and claim you's a single baby-daddy, then collect them college ducketts and scoop up Jr and go blow it on a night on the town in a jacuzzi filled with weed!




Posted by Tyler Durden

Blegh... white chicks, grodi... o_O




Posted by junior senior

no wonder why she was a 1 night stand poco lol




Posted by coromoro

So is this fo' realz? Whatcha gonna do now?




Posted by Kutlass

blah. get him some good plushies. blue's clues isn't going to make him a good furry.




Posted by Poco

this is real and no hes not a furry.




Posted by Panic!

If he won't go to sleep, do you put a little liquor in his bottle or let him inhale some of your ganja smoke?




Posted by S

Panic, you're stupid.

Poco, if this is a troll, I'm going to ban you.

Carry on.




Posted by Panic!

I think my question is very relevant here. Let him answer.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

lmao




Posted by junior senior

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Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

impossible. Such a result requires coitus.




Posted by Dexter

Avril Lavigne.




Posted by junior senior

it's poco's baby




Posted by Borealis

His name's Paco, right?




Posted by junior senior

even worse.




Posted by Kamek

Congrats! I hope you try to be a good father.




Posted by Tyler Durden

Just keep the kid away from gay faggotry like ANBC, MSI, and Kingdom Hearts.. and mallcore and you won't have to worry about raising a fag.[spoiler].. like Panic, Dexter, Max Mouse, and Fate.[/spoiler]




Posted by Speedfreak

IMPOSSIBLE POCO

HAS

NO BALLS




Posted by Poco

going to train my kid to be the next great internet troll.




Posted by Dexter

I think that's the first time you've ever made me lol, Poco.




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Speedfreak;947208]IMPOSSIBLE

SO,

POCO HAS

NO

BALLS?




Posted by Poco

nah i got balls and they make cum. i shoot cum out my dick.
cum goes in ****, make baby.




Posted by Dexter

Can I buy your baby?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

is this why you're selling your games




Posted by Poco

yes. i have to sell game sget money and have nonstop sex till i have 2 babies... they will cancel each other out.




Posted by Tyler Durden

**** son, just sell the baby. Sprinkle it with the games if no one bites..




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

do you pay maintenance now




Posted by Shin-Ra

I've never heard the term maintenance instead of child support. I like your term more as it's far more blunt and makes me think of babies as robots which is pretty fun to think about.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

vile crotchspawn forcing me to divert my attention from video games




Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Tyler Durden;947255]SO,

POCO HAS

NO

BALLS?

THIS

IS CORRECT

POCO HAS NO

BALLS




Posted by Tyler Durden

SO, NOW

POCO - ONCE HAD BALLS = POCO HAS NO BALLS?

DOES THIS MEAN HE INSEMINATES FROM THE MOUTH?




Posted by Poco


Quoting BLUNTMASTER X: do you pay maintenance now


im moving to go take care of my ****ing kid. buyn land **** spinning rims.



Posted by Tyler Durden

R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!




Posted by junior senior

lol that's his favorite song




Posted by Tyler Durden

brush your teeth brush your teeth brush your ******* teeth!




Posted by Foppy D

she is a GD ginger