Q: HOW DO HANDYMEN GET TO SCHOOL?
A: A TOOL BUS
Q: WHAT IS A PLAYGROUND'S FAVORITE KIND OF MUSIC?
A: SWING
Q: WHY DID THE SONG DO WELL IN SCHOOL?
A: IT TOOK A LOT OF NOTES
Q: WHAT IS THE ALPHABET'S FAVORITE THING ABOUT THE BEACH?
A: THE C SHELLS
Q: WHAT KIND OF PETS DOES A BAND HAVE/
A: TRUM-PETS
Q: WHAT KIND OF BAND PLAYS SNAPPY MUSIC?
A: A RUBBER BAND
Q: WHAT IS A GOLFER'S FAVORITE SANDWICH?
A: A CLUB
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Q: WHAT DID THE GOLF PLAYER NAME HIS SON?
A: CHIP
Q: WHAT DID THE GOLF PLAYER NAME HIS SON?
A: CHIP
Q: WHY DID THE TRAIN LIKE GUM?
A: IT WAS A CHEW-CHEW TRAIN
Q: HOW DOES THREAD GET TO SCHOOL?
A: A SPOOL BUS
Q: HOW DOES THREAD GET TO SCHOOL?
A: A SPOOL BUS
Q: WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO GEOGRAPHY TEACHERS LIKE?
A: COUNTRY
Q: WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO GEOGRAPHY TEACHERS LIKE?
A: COUNTRY
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO TREATS A SICK DUCK?
A: QUACK DOCTOR
Q: WHAT IS THE MOST MUSICAL PART OF A TURKEY?
A: THE DRUMSTICK
Q: WHEN IS A FIN NOT A FIN?
A: WHEN IT'S A DOL-PHIN.
Q: WHY DID THE COMPUTER GO TO THE CHIROPACTOR?
A: IT HAD A SLIPPED DISC.
Q: WHY DID THE BOY STARE AT THE AUTOMOBILE'S RADIO?
A: HE WANTED TO WATCH A CAR-TUNE.
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Q: WHY DOES THE CAR LIKE THIS JOKE?
A: BECAUSE IT NEVER TIRES OF HEARING IT.
Q: WHY DID THE PIG WANT TO BE AN ACTOR?
A: HE WAS A BIG HAM.
Q: WHAT KEYS CAN'T YOU PUT IN A LOCK?
A: PIANO KEYS.
Q: WHERE SHOULD YOU PUT YOUR TV?
A: IN A REMOTE AREA.
Q: WHY WAS THE BOOK IN THE HOSPITAL?
A: BECAUSE IT HURT ITS SPINE.