i have a dilemma




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

so i need to lose weight and get in shape. and not be bloated 24/7. **** sucks

so going to try going gluten free (****ing all i eat is pasta/pizza, this is gonna be hard). i want to exercise more but if i do it before work i'm too ****ing exhausted to work and if i do it after work i'll just collapse. so i need some super energy from somewhere. but WHERE? who wants to be healthy with me!

being healthy is too hard, **** that i'll die young and carefree!




Posted by Stalolin

you should check your thyroid too




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

they have checked it. and the parathyroid, too. apparently they work. so far i've been diagnosed with:

-fibromyalgia
-chronic fatigue
-GERD
-ibs
-i forget

still lots of **** that's wrong, i'm giving myself a year to cure it.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i also probably have gastroparesis. can't ****ing digest food

tick tock




Posted by Lord of Spam

any time i want to lose weight i just stop drinking beer for a week and start running. seems to work

then again most of my extra weight is beer related lol




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

if i stop eating for a day i'll lose it. but i won't be able to eat again without gaining. liquids only from now on!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

liquids which cannot include beer




Posted by cool gamer dad

i dont think you need to lose weight but you should definitely be exercising anyway! we can go for jogs down Washington in Grand Forks and go to Family Dollar!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i could stand to lose about 10lbs. i can't jog unless i want my legs to feel like splintering some more, my feet to be on fire and have an asthma attack! how about you jog and i'll ride your bike!




Posted by cool gamer dad

then we can get 2 scoop sundaes with every candy on display on them! love that place


just not working there lol




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

and gain another 10lbs!

oh yeah i also have spina bifida occulta, but i don't think that affects me...much




Posted by Ant

lol get breast reduction surgery.




Posted by Lord of Spam

abso****inglutely not

dont know how big they are, but smaller is not the direction they need to go




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

C. they're a little big for my liking, good idea!




Posted by Lord of Spam

noooooooooo

c's are pretty much great. enough to have fun with, but not so much that theyre too big or get inthe way of ****.

get rid of 'em and you'll be disowned.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

but i don't have fun with them

siigh boys




Posted by junior senior

smoke weed lol




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampnagel P. Wingpire: but i don't have fun with them

siigh boys


you should, boobs are p much awesome



Posted by Turtle Toupee

i know how people talk about it being so hard to lose weight, blah blah blah, but ive done it and its not that difficult you just have to be hardcore about doing it

my roommates and our girlfriends (now my ex) and i all started a diet at the same time and we all had the same plan which was to cut out all unnecessary carbs and do about 1 hour of cardio workouts a every other day. my ex and i stuck with it, and in three weeks lost about 25 pounds. one of my roommates went super into it and did cardio every day, ate only the necessary amount of servings of every food as recommended by his doctor and split it up into 6 meals a day and went from 290 lbs to 220 in 6 weeks.

but dont do the whole no-carb thing because itll drive you out of your mind. do what the hardcore guy did and just eat the necessary amount as your doctor would recommend, cardio work outs like running, running, jumping squats, lunges, and stuff like that. dont forget that cardio is the easiest of exercises. as long as your heart rate gets moving and you work up a slight sweat then youre doing it right.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

except the fibro sort of kills most exercises i can do. and i don't start digesting food i've eaten until almost the next day. or more. i need a cure




Posted by Turtle Toupee

if you really are overweight running is about the worst thing you can do because the constant crashing of your bones is going to cause unnecessary wear and tear, so then only do low-impact cardio stuff, like biking or swimming. both are probably the absolute best exercises you can do because they dont deteriorate cartilage and cause bone problems like running can do and swimming is absolutely the best exercise you can do because it works every single muscle in the human body. the only other "exercise" that comes close to as healthy as swimming as far as how good it is for your body is good sex, so tell your bf/gf - hey you never know how straight you swing - to get right on that

fibromyalgia should not prevent you from exercising. as a matter of fact, it should push you to exercise more. from what ive read, fibromyalgia is generally a mysterious "disease" (quotes meaning they dont really know if its a disease or a disorder or syndrome or whatever) and there is no known true cause but clinical studies have shown that medication, exercise, and behavioral changes are proper treatments.

the hypothesized possible causes of fibromyalgia that i know of are sleep disturbance, stress-induced, depression, dopamine dysfunction, and serotonin abnormalities. the first few are solvable; start getting proper sleep, calm the hell down, and get happy, whereas the other three may require medication.




Posted by WillisGreeny

Why are we lectureing Angel about her disease as though her doctors/specialists haven't already told her everything she needs to know?


anyways-
I suggest picking a few exercises that you actually like doing (or hate the least) and eat 5 small meals a day. Jogging works for me. But like I was saying before-your doctor has probably already gave you some suggestions (if you have talked to him). He's also the one that should decide which activities you are able to do, which I bet 100 bucks s/he'd probably let you jog if you haven't experienced any leg troubles of any kind.




Posted by Stalolin

have you tried liposuction




Posted by Stalolin

remember you'll only pretty if we can see your ribs




Posted by Turtle Toupee


Quoting WillisGreeny: Why are we lectureing Angel about her disease as though her doctors/specialists haven't already told her everything she needs to know?
didnt intend or imply a lecture, just trying to advise. but tone has never been something easy to read over the internet so i guess that is completely understood



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Turtle Toupee:
the hypothesized possible causes of fibromyalgia that i know of are sleep disturbance, stress-induced, depression, dopamine dysfunction, and serotonin abnormalities. the first few are solvable; start getting proper sleep, calm the hell down, and get happy, whereas the other three may require medication.


you can't get proper sleep if you are in excruciating pain 24/7. I've tried many drugs to help and they barely do anything. I need to reach deep sleep, but I can't when I'm in that much pain.

If you have an anxiety problem (which I do) you can't just 'calm the hell down'. Haha you have no idea.

thanks for the 'help'!



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

you are right about the swimming exercises, though. they are the best thing that works for me.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

running is too much for me to handle at the moment. I have really flat feet and Plantar fasciitis. I do some walking but can only do so much. If I don't eat for a couple days that's the best way for me to lose weight and the only way the bloating goes does. but I sorta wanna be somewhat healthy soo yeah. I should make more use of my bike and indoor exercise bike. they don't make my feet scream in pain at least.

gotta find a pool and get weight down before the weekend

current weight: 108lbs
goal: 98lbs




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

running is too much for me to handle at the moment. I have really flat feet and Plantar fasciitis. I do some walking but can only do so much. If I don't eat for a couple days that's the best way for me to lose weight and the only way the bloating goes does. but I sorta wanna be somewhat healthy soo yeah. I should make more use of my bike and indoor exercise bike. they don't make my feet scream in pain at least.

gotta find a pool and get weight down before the weekend

current weight: 108lbs
goal: 98lbs




Posted by cool gamer dad

[quote=Vampnagel P. Wingpire;946273]running is too much for me to handle at the moment. I have really flat feet and Plantar fasciitis. I do some walking but can only do so much. If I don't eat for a couple days that's the best way for me to lose weight and the only way the bloating goes does. but I sorta wanna be somewhat healthy soo yeah. I should make more use of my bike and indoor exercise bike. they don't make my feet scream in pain at least.

gotta find a pool and get weight down before the weekend

current weight: 108lbs
goal: 98lbs
woooaaahh, you're a really healthy weight even for your height. losing it shouldnt be your goal!

but being healthy should, and you should still exercise if you can. i should too, we can do this!!




Posted by Ant

psh, who cares. being healthy is overrated




Posted by junior senior

lol angel weighs more than cats




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

yo have you and cats ****ed yet

what was it like




Posted by Turtle Toupee


Quoting Vampnagel P. Wingpire: you can't get proper sleep if you are in excruciating pain 24/7. I've tried many drugs to help and they barely do anything. I need to reach deep sleep, but I can't when I'm in that much pain.

If you have an anxiety problem (which I do) you can't just 'calm the hell down'. Haha you have no idea.

thanks for the 'help'!
no i understand that its pretty difficult to sleep when in pain. thats why i suggested medication, but since you say youve already tried medications i guess thats out the door. but i dont know what you have taken, be it over-the-counter or prescriptions.

and i know that with anxiety you cant just "calm the hell down" but i know that you know that was a facetious statement that i made and i didnt really think that it was a possibility to just calm down, but, again, medication is a possibility. anti-depressants are usually the first to do it. if the anti-depressants cure the anxiety theres a chance they may cure the pain as well and hooray its all taken care of. i can hope

Quoting Vampnagel P. Wingpire: you are right about the swimming exercises, though. they are the best thing that works for me.
i guess i can be right sometimes
Quoting Vampnagel P. Wingpire: If I don't eat for a couple days that's the best way for me to lose weight and the only way the bloating goes does. but I sorta wanna be somewhat healthy soo yeah. I should make more use of my bike and indoor exercise bike. they don't make my feet scream in pain at least.

gotta find a pool and get weight down before the weekend

current weight: 108lbs
goal: 98lbs

your weight is fine, theres no way you should be 98 lbs. unless your 5-foot-1 or under, and thats still very close to being underweight and you could be up to about 130 before you were overweight

also if i remember there was a picture of you in another thread and you looked fine could even do to add a little weight and still look great



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

yeah I've tried a bunch of anti-depressants and other things, none which worked. they have me on a way higher does of elavil now, which makes me feel drugged after an hour or so and I sleep somewhat better, but nothing like how I should be. but yeah!

apparently I'm 5'3 now, I've grown since last year!




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

5' 3" at 98 pounds

why do you want to die so quickly, don't do it, don't do it





Tone it instead!




Posted by Ant

have you tried the power of oxyclean?




Posted by Turtle Toupee


Quoting Vampnagel P. Wingpire: apparently I'm 5'3 now, I've grown since last year!

yeah 108 is fine for that height and as i said you could gain a few pounds and still be fine.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

who's the tortoise guy




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

yo lisa i've got an antidepressant for you


insanity




Posted by junior senior

lol its uncircumcised she'll weigh too much if she takes it




Posted by cool gamer dad

[quote=junior senior;946291]lol angel weighs more than cats
nah i'm around 145 or so




Posted by Turtle Toupee


Quoting BLUNTMASTER X: who's the tortoise guy

turtle toupee but close enough



Posted by Linko_16

I was doing biking at the university's gym for a while 'cause I could get in free and lost a little bit of weight.

Then it was summer and I wasn't going to school everyday anymore and I got fat again.




Posted by Linko_16

I remember there being a biking machine in the basement of my Nana and Granda's old house. One of the old school ones with a fan in place of the front wheel. Too bad I don't have that at home now.




Posted by junior senior

i have one of those lol want me to take pics




Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting Vampnagel P. Wingpire: current weight: 108lbs
goal: 98lbs

apparently I'm 5'3 now!


Um, have you ever hurd of BMI??!!! :eek:

http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

You're close to being underweight!!!!!! I smell [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anorexia_nervosa]anorexia[/url]!!!!



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

haha i am far from underweight, no worries there


Quoting Ant: have you tried the power of oxyclean?


from that guy that died? alright, i'll do it



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

maybe the drugs i'm taking are making me chub and unable to lose weight easily. plus all the other ****

wow




Posted by cool gamer dad

[quote=Vampnagel P. Wingpire;946552]haha i am far from underweight, no worries there
you're actually pretty close, i've told you this!




Posted by Ant

actually, she's a total lardo! CAN'T GET MUCH FATTER THAN THAT!!




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting junior senior: i have one of those lol want me to take pics


Yeah dude, do it. Then mail it to me if I like it.



Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting Vampnagel P. Wingpire: haha i am far from underweight


First sign of anorexia: Being in denial. Thinking da governemnt is wrong and you are right.

Get mental help, fast!!!!!!!



Posted by Omni


Quoting BLUNTMASTER X: who's the tortoise guy


Skitzo Control iirc



Posted by Turtle Toupee

thats a really weird thought omni. i tried to look up the members list, but im having a hard time finding it but as soon as i see who skitzo control is ill know if i should be flattered or offended




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Jesse Smith;946541]Um, have you ever hurd of BMI??!!! :eek:

[URL]http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/[/URL]

You're close to being underweight!!!!!! I smell [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anorexia_nervosa"]anorexia[/URL]!!!!

p. sure bmi is extremely outdated and shouldn't be counted as relevant




Posted by cool gamer dad

[quote=Omni;946661]Skitzo Control iirc
woah you know what, given his posting history i can totally see the connection now. but we were actually talking about playing some MLG with him to see if he's any good, so either he's trying to trick me or it's not him.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Ant: actually, she's a total lardo! CAN'T GET MUCH FATTER THAN THAT!!


i knew i could count on you!



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i forget how to ip check

or i'm too lazy




Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting Turtle Toupee: i tried to look up the members list, but im having a hard time finding it


Oh there's a link up there!!! Keep looking!!! :D:D:D:D