1 - 1:06am
one long awaited princess <3
lol just watch some madblast mj flash lol i used to watch those daily in 6th grade
2 - 7:41pm
lol it was like a masonry yard <3
balls every where lol
looked at the time on my new red lg lotus <3
blood but pinky lol <3
smelled good<3 lol omg<3
I WANT TO TAKE MORE ****S!!!
3 - 8:00pm
lol lil' drop
4 - 10:24pm
lol um it got stuck lol it was kinda hard lol (both the labor and the **** lol) and it pinky blood lol
it was a sort of "ok you're gonna **** now" kind of **** lol
im not done yet lol
5 - 11:42pm LIVE FROM THE BATHROOM OH *** IT SPLASHED LOL OMG ITS HUGE AND BLOOD LOL
6 - 9:39pm
lol lil drops
7 - 10:02pm
lol DOTTIES lol i could feel it slipping out lol
blood :(
8 - 8:34pm
lol smelly like idk lol yum lol poco phone lol brown flush it down lol goku
9 - 10:35pm
lol ok it was a lot of balls but they were huge
goodness gracious great balls of ****
10 - 11:00pm
lol um it looked like corn but they were peas!! lol it smelled *~so bad~* lol
11 - 10:38am LIVE FROM THE BATHROOM LOL IM PUSHINNN DROP!!! LOL MY LEG IS SHAKING!! another lol i pushed for quite some time lol um i had such bad farts previously lol um i want to **** so i took my pill lol yay SPOTLESS!!
12 - 10:37pm omg its stuck lol owww omg owww it hurts omg the big clog just came out after pushing for 6-7 minutes
13 - 10:34am
lol um owwww lol my butt hurts lol
lol it was the thin kind lol it was left over from last night lol
it smells lol ewww yucky lol
lol i could hear the beeps from maury in the bathroom lol
13 - 10:34am
lol um owwww lol my butt hurts lol
lol it was the thin kind lol it was left over from last night lol
it smells lol ewww yucky lol
lol i could hear the beeps from maury in the bathroom lol
14 - 12:02am
the force was so strong it dragged me in
soft blood lol
15 - 2:24am
lol ew squeezed it out lol
lol poco i just hung up with him and i was doing talk session during the last **** lol i muted my computer lol
16 - 8:31pm
lol ew blood
17 - 1:04pm
LMFAO EW OK LMFAO EW EW LOL MY FARTS SMELLED SOOO BAD LEADING UP TO THIS LOL (ask poco lol) AND LOL UM OMG LOL EW LOL OMG EWWW LOL LOL OMG EW LOL IT SMELLED WHEN I TOOK THE **** LOL IT WAS LIGHT BROWN BUT HUGE AND LOL OMG EW LOL EWWWWW IT WAS SO ****ING GROSS SMELLING LOL EW
18 - 7:29pm LIVE FROM THE HOTEL BATHROOM ROOM 252 IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A LOOOONNNGGG TIME!! OMG EW LOL
19 - 6:41pm LIVE FROM TOILET AHHH OMG LOL DRIP LOL EWWW IT SMELLS ITS MY IHOP FROM THIS MORNING
20 - 2:33pm
lol um it pushed its way out lol <3
21 - 10:08pm
lol i had a two for one special lol two ****s in one day <3 lol
lol i just sneezed and snot booger lol came on my shirt and i just ate it lol yummers
22 - 12:44pm LIVE FROM UPSTAIRS BATHROOM OH *** THAT FEELS SWELL!!! :)
23 - 12:30pm
lol suddenly lol ew mush lol
24 - 11:09pm LIVE FROM TOILET LOL OMG ITS STUCK ITS STUCK AHHH OMG LOL ITS SLIPPING LOL PLOP LOL OMG PT 2 PT 2 AHH FALL LOL PEE LOL TRICKLE LOL
25 - 5:18pm
my period is going away :( lol it smelled <3 lol it was hard
26 - 10:42pm
lol ok it was pieces lol um ONE PIECE WAS LITERALLY A PENIS LOL IT HAD BALLS ON IT TOO LMFAO its because ive been googling sbc's penis lol
27 - 1:40pm lol live from grandmas IT DROPPED LOL AND AGAIN LOL OMG LOL BLOOD LOL
28 - 1:22pm
lol little chocolate covered raisin drop lol
29 - 1:29pm
lol i finished the rest of my **** lol when i wiped there was a piece of **** still there lol it was like tar lol
30 - 12:24pm LIVE FROM BATHROOM LOL LOL IM PUSHIN LOL ITS CROWNING LOL OMG LOL PUSH 1 2 3 PUSH AHH OMG LOL I CAN FEEEEL LOL GRUNT LOL ONE LIL PIECE HERE COMES THE REST AHHHHH LOL AHHH RELIEF LOL OMG LOL STILL GOING LOL LOL EWWW IT SMELLS LOL LOL BABY DROP OMG I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER LOL IM ****ED
31 - 12:47pm
lol um all of a sudden i had to go
it was like the playdoh barber shop thing...except it wasn't thin lol it was lke idk squiggles lol
it just kept coming and coming and coming lol
my bowels lol i had to sit back down twice to get it all out and i know im not done lol
it smelled lol it was light brown lol
32 - 1:35pm
just slipped out lol liquid lol ew
33 - 7:55pm LIVE FROM TOILET LOL THIS HURTS MY STOMACH IT NEEDS TO COME OUT. LOL DROP DROPP AHHH :) OMG LOL omg im really really sore it has chunks of i guess my sausage egg and cheese from dunkin donuts but its honey mustard lol yup its dunkin donuts i se the pepper sticking out i need to flush again lol
34 - 10:57am
lol omg it exploded and i didn't even pee yet lol
there was like a food piece in it lol maybe bread idk it was shaped like corn lol
soft and gross lol
35 - 12:36pm
lol omg stomach hurt from the 4 english muffins with cream cheese lol
lol um im still not done lol squirt lol
36 - 10:57pm
lol omg it looked like funnel cake and a scorpion
my ****s were areful smelling lmfao omg. gross. soft and lol ew
36 - 10:57pm
lol omg it looked like funnel cake and a scorpion
my ****s were areful smelling lmfao omg. gross. soft and lol ew
37 - 11:50pm
lol some pieces lol not a lot :(
mustard still lol
38 - 11:05pm one little tiny itty bitty dot came out
39 - 12:21am
omg just another little tiny lil dot again :(
40 - 11:20am
lol ok omg i thought it would be small and my side was hurting near my leg and when it came out it was HUGE and the tip was green lol it was RoCkYy lol
41 - 12:40pm
lol omg eww lol swamp green lol forest green lol soft lol ew with some brown lol it looked like bark with moss on it lol