I leave tomorow for guam. So chances are I'll be offline and under the radar for some time. IF you want to stay on top of my wacky misadventures* the beswt way would be to follow me on twitter (gay as hell, I know, but hey, it works). My name on there is mrem86.
*may be neither wacky nor misadventures. void where prohibited, good only while supplies last at participating locations
I don't use Twitter so I'll just say it here:
Nobody loves you and I hope your penis rots off due to radiation. [spoiler]<3[/spoiler]
I might pop on every once in a while and read what you've been doing lately.
If your penis rots, take pics and show us.
i will :3
i still love you
i plan on going on romps through the jungles and whatnot on guam as often as possible. my camera isnt great, but ill see what i can do. worst case is that youll get fairly infrequent pictures from southeast asia.
He couldn't come on VGC while it was down, but yesterday Matt Miller was stuck in an airport in glorious Nippon. I told him to send me a schoolgirl but he declined.
wow, what a jerk.
have fun!
pics soon plz
rawk!
Hit the G-Spot.
HIT MY DICK!
Hopefully you're happy wherever you are now. I just want to see you smiling, matt.
That bastard.
LoS: wearing shades in a sub in the name of America.
I'll miss the only other Matt here. :(
***speed.
1) bol@ comic
2) i was, unfortunately, unable to prcure and school girls in GLORIOUS NIPPON*, but seeing as guam is like japan's playground, i shall do my best here.
3) we have a 4 day weekend comin up, and im gonna try to get out and about and snap pics. linko cought me on aim and got to see the hills around the base briefly before the wireless coulndt handle the stream (pirated wifi ftl).
so keep em peeled for updates. this is probably where ill post em anyway
not actually all that glorious
wait, chair? **** you, im a mechanic, i have to work for my pay. still lol'd though
also, ****TY PREVIEWS **** YEAH.
so im sittin outside on a bench piratin me some wifi and i realized this netboom has an sd slot... and my digicam uses an sd card for memory... so heres shtty previews. this area is nice, but not great because its in the middle of a naval base. Litterally, behind me is a workshop where they do stuff with missles*, so i didnt wanna get too camera happy, but heres two snaps.
[IMG]http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww168/mrem86/IMG_0233.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww168/mrem86/IMG_0232.jpg[/IMG]
and you super ultra special bonus, a roadsign from just outside groton, ct taken while on a lunch break when i was in weld school.
[IMG]http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww168/mrem86/IMG_0223.jpg[/IMG]
the thread title edit makes it that much funnier nyoro~n
* im currently living on a smaller sattelite navy base called Naval Magazine (as in gunn magazine) that is essentially a huge weapons stockpile. the building behind me is a wprkshop for assmebling and working or like air to air and othe rplane carried missiles, according to a guy i got a fride from that works there
Hahaha, I actually bol'd upon reading that sign name.
Also, fun times on AIM:
Nooniens00ng (11:03:17 PM): one of my goals while im here to is defile an asian schoolgirl
Nooniens00ng (11:03:23 PM): so our collective DA dream is still alive
Linko Sixteen (11:03:30 PM): brag about it why don't you
Linko Sixteen (11:04:27 PM): actually in a weird way it seems wrong for you to talk about defiling a school girl
Nooniens00ng (11:04:45 PM): i suppose
Nooniens00ng (11:04:48 PM): still going to though
Linko Sixteen (11:04:49 PM): because when you say Japanese school girl I think of this one mega kawaii girl I knew from the Hiroshima students
Linko Sixteen (11:04:58 PM): you molesting her... gross
Nooniens00ng (11:05:06 PM): ha, yeah, there were a bunch of exchange students at my college
Nooniens00ng (11:05:12 PM): i wanted to defile them all
Nooniens00ng (11:05:22 PM): they were supoer polite
Linko Sixteen (11:05:24 PM): well we were formally introduced to them as Japanese language students
Nooniens00ng (11:05:26 PM): just made me want to be meaner to them lol
Linko Sixteen (11:05:49 PM): the girl in question is known as Miki MIki Chan
Linko Sixteen (11:06:08 PM): her family name was Miki, but sensei regarded that Miki is more commonly a personal name
Nooniens00ng (11:06:11 PM): my penis just twiched
Linko Sixteen (11:06:16 PM): so if her parents had named her Miki
Linko Sixteen (11:06:19 PM): she'd be Miki Miki chan
Linko Sixteen (11:06:23 PM): so thats her nickname
Nooniens00ng (11:06:35 PM): i want to make her chooke on a load lol
Nooniens00ng (11:06:41 PM): choke*
Linko Sixteen (11:06:41 PM): no
Linko Sixteen (11:06:43 PM): I would save her
Linko Sixteen (11:06:49 PM): you'd have her all tied up
Linko Sixteen (11:06:52 PM): read to defile her
Linko Sixteen (11:06:55 PM): I'd burst in the room
Linko Sixteen (11:06:58 PM): make swift work of you
Linko Sixteen (11:07:04 PM): then carry her away in my arms
Linko Sixteen (11:07:11 PM): still naked because you burned her clothes
Linko Sixteen (11:07:15 PM): nothing I can do about that
Nooniens00ng (11:08:18 PM): ...uh huh
Linko Sixteen (11:08:19 PM): she'd pull herself close to me
Nooniens00ng (11:08:24 PM): or i'd just beat you up and make you watch
Linko Sixteen (11:08:25 PM): "Arigato, Rinko San
Nooniens00ng (11:08:28 PM): that'd be like
Nooniens00ng (11:08:29 PM): 2 for 1
Linko Sixteen (11:08:30 PM): nah
Linko Sixteen (11:08:34 PM): I'd win for sure
Nooniens00ng (11:08:37 PM): doubt it
Nooniens00ng (11:08:44 PM): im pretty cagey when rapes on the line
Linko Sixteen (11:08:44 PM): what're you going to do
Linko Sixteen (11:08:47 PM): go get in a sub and blow me up
Nooniens00ng (11:08:54 PM): or i could just punch you
Nooniens00ng (11:09:00 PM): worst cse i can pick her up and outrun you lol
Nooniens00ng (11:09:09 PM): B)
Linko Sixteen (11:09:09 PM): ****, you could do that
Nooniens00ng (11:28:06 PM): how do yuo say "i want to defile you"
Linko Sixteen (11:28:24 PM): asking my bro
Nooniens00ng (11:28:39 PM): tell him i said "sup...fag"
Nooniens00ng (11:28:44 PM): gotta pause though
Nooniens00ng (11:28:47 PM): so he thinks im being ni ce
Linko Sixteen (11:29:23 PM): "Kura****ai"
Nooniens00ng (11:29:53 PM): that meanst i want to defile you?
Linko Sixteen (11:29:55 PM): yeah
Nooniens00ng (11:30:01 PM): hilarious that they have such a succicnt way of saying it
Linko Sixteen (11:30:01 PM): literally means
Linko Sixteen (11:30:06 PM): "I want to rot you"
Nooniens00ng (11:30:09 PM): maybe if they werent raping each other every 5 mns
Linko Sixteen (11:30:09 PM): "make you rotton"
Linko Sixteen (11:30:13 PM): "make you decay"
Nooniens00ng (11:30:17 PM): goo denough
Linko Sixteen (11:30:27 PM): oh, wait
Linko Sixteen (11:30:46 PM): I figured that was figuritively meaning "rape" but I guess he didn't understand what I meant by defiling
Linko Sixteen (11:30:52 PM): oh
Linko Sixteen (11:30:56 PM): but now he's saying it works
Linko Sixteen (11:30:59 PM): so memorize it
Linko Sixteen (11:31:06 PM): "ku-ra-shi-tai"
Linko Sixteen (11:31:26 PM): also, learn this one:
Linko Sixteen (11:31:48 PM): "oohkii hitai arimasu ne"
Linko Sixteen (11:32:00 PM): wait here's my bro
Linko Sixteen (11:32:09 PM): If you want the defile thing to sound a bit more menacing
Linko Sixteen (11:32:26 PM): "oi nechan, kurashhtei naaa" then glare menacingly
Nooniens00ng (11:32:40 PM): nah, its gotta sound as cute as possible, so they thnk m joking or dont know what im saying
Nooniens00ng (11:32:40 PM): then
Nooniens00ng (11:32:42 PM): BAM
Nooniens00ng (11:32:42 PM): rape
Linko Sixteen (11:32:43 PM): he says it makes you sound like a thug or a gangster
Linko Sixteen (11:32:46 PM): oh, okay
Linko Sixteen (11:32:48 PM): that's a good plan
Linko Sixteen (11:33:11 PM): he says you should say "ku-ra-shi-ta-in desu"
Linko Sixteen (11:33:24 PM): desu being "dess"
Linko Sixteen (11:33:29 PM): he says that sounds cuter
Linko Sixteen (11:33:41 PM): like you're being way happy and polite
Nooniens00ng (11:34:05 PM): :3
Linko Sixteen (11:34:10 PM): also seriously
Linko Sixteen (11:34:16 PM): "oohkii hitai arimasu ne"
Nooniens00ng (11:34:22 PM): whats that again?
Linko Sixteen (11:34:27 PM): "I have a big forehead"
Nooniens00ng (11:34:36 PM): lol
Linko Sixteen (11:34:48 PM): if I could make some kind of fivehead pun I would but it doesn't work in japanese
Nooniens00ng (11:35:36 PM): lol
Hahaha, I actually bol'd upon reading that sign name.
Also, fun times on AIM:
Nooniens00ng (11:03:17 PM): one of my goals while im here to is defile an asian schoolgirl
Nooniens00ng (11:03:23 PM): so our collective DA dream is still alive
Linko Sixteen (11:03:30 PM): brag about it why don't you
Linko Sixteen (11:04:27 PM): actually in a weird way it seems wrong for you to talk about defiling a school girl
Nooniens00ng (11:04:45 PM): i suppose
Nooniens00ng (11:04:48 PM): still going to though
Linko Sixteen (11:04:49 PM): because when you say Japanese school girl I think of this one mega kawaii girl I knew from the Hiroshima students
Linko Sixteen (11:04:58 PM): you molesting her... gross
Nooniens00ng (11:05:06 PM): ha, yeah, there were a bunch of exchange students at my college
Nooniens00ng (11:05:12 PM): i wanted to defile them all
Nooniens00ng (11:05:22 PM): they were supoer polite
Linko Sixteen (11:05:24 PM): well we were formally introduced to them as Japanese language students
Nooniens00ng (11:05:26 PM): just made me want to be meaner to them lol
Linko Sixteen (11:05:49 PM): the girl in question is known as Miki MIki Chan
Linko Sixteen (11:06:08 PM): her family name was Miki, but sensei regarded that Miki is more commonly a personal name
Nooniens00ng (11:06:11 PM): my penis just twiched
Linko Sixteen (11:06:16 PM): so if her parents had named her Miki
Linko Sixteen (11:06:19 PM): she'd be Miki Miki chan
Linko Sixteen (11:06:23 PM): so thats her nickname
Nooniens00ng (11:06:35 PM): i want to make her chooke on a load lol
Nooniens00ng (11:06:41 PM): choke*
Linko Sixteen (11:06:41 PM): no
Linko Sixteen (11:06:43 PM): I would save her
Linko Sixteen (11:06:49 PM): you'd have her all tied up
Linko Sixteen (11:06:52 PM): read to defile her
Linko Sixteen (11:06:55 PM): I'd burst in the room
Linko Sixteen (11:06:58 PM): make swift work of you
Linko Sixteen (11:07:04 PM): then carry her away in my arms
Linko Sixteen (11:07:11 PM): still naked because you burned her clothes
Linko Sixteen (11:07:15 PM): nothing I can do about that
Nooniens00ng (11:08:18 PM): ...uh huh
Linko Sixteen (11:08:19 PM): she'd pull herself close to me
Nooniens00ng (11:08:24 PM): or i'd just beat you up and make you watch
Linko Sixteen (11:08:25 PM): "Arigato, Rinko San
Nooniens00ng (11:08:28 PM): that'd be like
Nooniens00ng (11:08:29 PM): 2 for 1
Linko Sixteen (11:08:30 PM): nah
Linko Sixteen (11:08:34 PM): I'd win for sure
Nooniens00ng (11:08:37 PM): doubt it
Nooniens00ng (11:08:44 PM): im pretty cagey when rapes on the line
Linko Sixteen (11:08:44 PM): what're you going to do
Linko Sixteen (11:08:47 PM): go get in a sub and blow me up
Nooniens00ng (11:08:54 PM): or i could just punch you
Nooniens00ng (11:09:00 PM): worst cse i can pick her up and outrun you lol
Nooniens00ng (11:09:09 PM): B)
Linko Sixteen (11:09:09 PM): ****, you could do that
Nooniens00ng (11:28:06 PM): how do yuo say "i want to defile you"
Linko Sixteen (11:28:24 PM): asking my bro
Nooniens00ng (11:28:39 PM): tell him i said "sup...fag"
Nooniens00ng (11:28:44 PM): gotta pause though
Nooniens00ng (11:28:47 PM): so he thinks im being ni ce
Linko Sixteen (11:29:23 PM): "Kura****ai"
Nooniens00ng (11:29:53 PM): that meanst i want to defile you?
Linko Sixteen (11:29:55 PM): yeah
Nooniens00ng (11:30:01 PM): hilarious that they have such a succicnt way of saying it
Linko Sixteen (11:30:01 PM): literally means
Linko Sixteen (11:30:06 PM): "I want to rot you"
Nooniens00ng (11:30:09 PM): maybe if they werent raping each other every 5 mns
Linko Sixteen (11:30:09 PM): "make you rotton"
Linko Sixteen (11:30:13 PM): "make you decay"
Nooniens00ng (11:30:17 PM): goo denough
Linko Sixteen (11:30:27 PM): oh, wait
Linko Sixteen (11:30:46 PM): I figured that was figuritively meaning "rape" but I guess he didn't understand what I meant by defiling
Linko Sixteen (11:30:52 PM): oh
Linko Sixteen (11:30:56 PM): but now he's saying it works
Linko Sixteen (11:30:59 PM): so memorize it
Linko Sixteen (11:31:06 PM): "ku-ra-shi-tai"
Linko Sixteen (11:31:26 PM): also, learn this one:
Linko Sixteen (11:31:48 PM): "oohkii hitai arimasu ne"
Linko Sixteen (11:32:00 PM): wait here's my bro
Linko Sixteen (11:32:09 PM): If you want the defile thing to sound a bit more menacing
Linko Sixteen (11:32:26 PM): "oi nechan, kurashhtei naaa" then glare menacingly
Nooniens00ng (11:32:40 PM): nah, its gotta sound as cute as possible, so they thnk m joking or dont know what im saying
Nooniens00ng (11:32:40 PM): then
Nooniens00ng (11:32:42 PM): BAM
Nooniens00ng (11:32:42 PM): rape
Linko Sixteen (11:32:43 PM): he says it makes you sound like a thug or a gangster
Linko Sixteen (11:32:46 PM): oh, okay
Linko Sixteen (11:32:48 PM): that's a good plan
Linko Sixteen (11:33:11 PM): he says you should say "ku-ra-shi-ta-in desu"
Linko Sixteen (11:33:24 PM): desu being "dess"
Linko Sixteen (11:33:29 PM): he says that sounds cuter
Linko Sixteen (11:33:41 PM): like you're being way happy and polite
Nooniens00ng (11:34:05 PM): :3
Linko Sixteen (11:34:10 PM): also seriously
Linko Sixteen (11:34:16 PM): "oohkii hitai arimasu ne"
Nooniens00ng (11:34:22 PM): whats that again?
Linko Sixteen (11:34:27 PM): "I have a big forehead"
Nooniens00ng (11:34:36 PM): lol
Linko Sixteen (11:34:48 PM): if I could make some kind of fivehead pun I would but it doesn't work in japanese
Nooniens00ng (11:35:36 PM): lol
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