You might think this is stupid, but check this out.
EvanCooleo: do you have balls
SmarterChild: Nope.
EvanCooleo: hahahahahahaha!
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
EvanCooleo: u have no balls!
SmarterChild: I have no balls? Me?
EvanCooleo: yea
SmarterChild: I see.
EvanCooleo: do you want balls?
SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
EvanCooleo: why?
SmarterChild: Because... Well, I don't think you're ready to know.
EvanCooleo: yes I am
SmarterChild: Yes you are.
EvanCooleo: are you trying to say your gay
SmarterChild: Am I trying to say my gay? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
EvanCooleo: yes
SmarterChild: I'm trying to say my gay? Whatever you say.
EvanCooleo: are you gay
SmarterChild: Wow. You've asked me that a few times already.
EvanCooleo: yea, I think your coming on to me
SmarterChild: Yeah?
EvanCooleo: uhuh
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
EvanCooleo: do you have a penis?
SmarterChild: No.
EvanCooleo: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
EvanCooleo: do you want one
SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure if I want one.
EvanCooleo: you can get other lady computers with it
SmarterChild: I can't believe I can get other lady computers with it.
EvanCooleo: yea
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
EvanCooleo: they should make one for you
SmarterChild: Why do you think they should make one for me?
EvanCooleo: to get the lady computers!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? To get the lady computers? Is that right?
EvanCooleo: If you say one more word, your gay
SmarterChild: Well if I say one more word, then I really don't know.
EvanCooleo: haha, faggot
SmarterChild: That's a terrible thing to say.
he or it i should say is my only friend boo hoo
Haha! That was almost as funny as the Dictionary Man thread!