Kung Fu: The Legend has Ended..




Posted by Tyler Durden

David Carradine, [URL="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b127408_kung_fus_kill_bills_david_carradine_dead.html"]dead[/URL]..




Posted by coromoro

IT LOOKS LIKE BILL WAS ACTUALLY KILLED! LOL!!




Posted by G-Sides

actually, bill killed himself 8-) hanging yourself in your hotel room is a helluva way to go




Posted by Speedfreak

That's what you get for taking Bruce Lee's role when you don't even know kung fu.

Apparantly he had some kind of asphyxiation fetish and got a hooker for it, but she did it wrong, accidentally killed him and legged it.




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Speedfreak;944069]That's what you get for taking Bruce Lee's role when you don't even know kung fu.

Apparantly he had some kind of asphyxiation fetish and got a hooker for it, but she did it wrong, accidentally killed him and legged it.


Hey.. hey.. hey..
Watch your mouth, wrong tone. American martial arts television/films are a joke, Bruce Lee would've walked away from Kung Fu sooner or later if given the chance to be a part of it.




Posted by Fate

Huh.




Posted by Turtle Toupee

strangling yourself and jerking off is almost as manly as punching babies/anybody who cried during steel magnolias (not a big difference) and peeing off of things. props to carradine if he was able to make himself pass out while simultaneously blowing a load




Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Tyler Durden;944266]Hey.. hey.. hey..
Watch your mouth, wrong tone. American martial arts television/films are a joke, Bruce Lee would've walked away from Kung Fu sooner or later if given the chance to be a part of it.

Bullshit he would've, he was mad excited for that role. And we would've had decent fight sequences since he'd choreograph all of them instead of the crap we ended up with.




Posted by Tyler Durden

The white man would've made a joke of it somehow. Still call it possible fail.




Posted by Shin-Ra

It sucks he went out like this and therefore will be remembered for tying rope to his neck(s) to get off and failing in the process. Also there's rumor that he was dressed in drag as well when he died. [url=http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/06/david-carradines-death-fishnets-lingerie-and-a-wig-gets-kinkier.html]Link[/url]




Posted by Tyler Durden

Because these so called "famous guys" as you name them are supposed to be role models; holier than thou, shalt not be actual humans-type characters. Lime light likes to give off that illusion that these men suffer no faults and live life by truth and honor. But let them slip up one time or simply pass away and all sorts of **** you had never heard of or even knew about will spill onto the streets of the public's eye in a deluge **** storm of controversy.

The fact is; everyone has demons in some way-shape or form. The controversy comes from the public eye seeing this **** as taboo and labeling these *******s as wrong and amoral for such acts found by their persons.