And it feels good lol This was fun as ****. Gonna do it again this weekend if it's nice out.
You know, they did invent this thing called a swimming pull!!! :D:D:D
holy ****ing **** panic................. holy ****
hahahahaha panic made me laugh, good post
thought you were gonna light it on fire while you were in the back. how disappointing.
poco needs to see this asap
******.
lmfao bravo poco. bravo.
hey panic if you worked out/ran/lost enough wiehgt i would 100% no joke take you clothes shopping and get you some **** that doesnt make you look really bad (stuff that actually fits correctly. i have pretty ok taste) and pay for all of it, im gonna be up north at least until oct. so if you wanna take me up on this offer lose that flub within the next 6 months or so.
up to $400-500 i'm not lying
you just have to promise not to get fat again and rip all the seams apart, if you do you reimburse me for everything i buy for you
I would love to lose some weight but I just don't have the enthusiasm. I've been trying for at least 5 years to lose weight. At one point I lose 30 pounds but when I quit my job I put it all back on.
How to lose weight: Don't eat!!! Once I went from 195 to 135 pounds...in six months...even while being a lazy bumb!!!! Just eat way less calories worth of food than da number of caleries you use per day!!!! Fat be gone!!!! :D:D:D:D
Not eating is unhealthy. Unhealthier than slightly overeating, I think. And in all honesty I don't eat that much anymore. I've had 3 pieces of pizza today so I probably won't eat much else today. Maybe a little food at the banquet I'm going to tonight but not much.
tips to lose weight!
1. eat less (1800 or less calories a day)
2. eat healthier (eating healthy usually allows you to eat less)
3. exercise! (at least 30 minutes every 3 - 5 days)
and now you know what to do
go for it
wow i should really follow my own advice
Haha.. Fatty's too poor to afford a floaty so he's usin' water jugs.
why is the water suddenly so much warmer?
why is there a floaty, he's in the bed of a truck lol
The thing that's floating is a half gallon of iced tea from Wawa. It's Andrew's.
Who the **** buys a half gallon of iced tea?!
What, too ****ing fat and lazy to brew your own?
****ing useless typical young American White Trash..
I like that you won't take your shirt off because you're embarrassed of your fat. It's a good thing, since nobody wants to see it anyway. I'm glad that you know your place.
Dam'right nigga.. now stay your place the **** in the bed of that truck fatty!
1. We buy the half gallons because Wawa makes amazing raspberry tea. I can't make raspberry tea that good if I tried.
2. I don't take my shirt off because I am doing the public a favor. It's not because I'm embarrassed, it's because there is no reason to expose the public to anything like that. In this economic crisis, the people don't need any more hardships. I feel like if I take my shirt off and someone that's on the end of insanity sees what's underneath they might commit a mass homicide suicide.
your friend andrew looks like he just discovered he has an extra appendage somewhere under all that white trash blubber.
and the expression on your face leads me to suspect that your special bus has been dropping you off at the wrong institution every morning.
[quote=Kutlass;943968]your friend andrew looks like he just discovered he has an extra appendage somewhere under all that white trash blubber.
and the expression on your face leads me to suspect that your special bus has been dropping you off at the wrong institution every morning.
not harsh enough, but i appreciate the try
i know you're capable of much more than this
then again, i can understand if you don't really want to waste your time
[quote=Panic;943966]1. We buy the half gallons because Wawa makes amazing raspberry tea. I can't make raspberry tea that good if I tried.
2. I don't take my shirt off because I am doing the public a favor. It's not because I'm embarrassed, it's because there is no reason to expose the public to anything like that. In this economic crisis, the people don't need any more hardships. I feel like if I take my shirt off and someone that's on the end of insanity sees what's underneath they might commit a mass homicide suicide.
If you really cared for the public's needs and wanted to actually do us all a solid, you'd just throw yourself in front of the next South bound transit shuttle the next time you find yourself on your way to the "Wawa".
Maybe I will. It sounds like a good idea. I dunno if a transit bus would be big enough to take me out, though. Maybe a semi truck.
panic you're not funny when you try insulting yourself
Stop calling me a n00b can you guys be nice for once... today is my birthday...
why did you come here on your birthday?
lol obv. nobody loves you, so you come here to get appreciated.
WELL YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE, **** FACE
lol rhyme~*~*
[quote=junior senior;943997]panic you're not funny when you try insulting yourself
I'm not trying to insult myself. I feel like death is very inviting today.
should see a doctor about that bro
I've been thinking about doing some sort of depression therapy and/or anger management. Maybe I should...
probably should
I know most of the **** said on VGC is not serious but I'm being serious right now. I've always had self control and anger problems. Maybe I really should see if some sort of class could help me.
Ditto..
Just don't go around looking for any help in any refrigerators Panic, that's what got you into that body in the first place!
[quote=coromoro;944058][COLOR=limegreen]I'll give you some advice.
It's not good to eat a lot during one meal, and then skip all the others. Instead, have a nice, healthy breakfast (some fruit, granola, yogurt), have a good lunch (salad, sandwich, or a soup), have a snack in between lunch and dinner (a nice apple, perhaps!), and then for dinner don't just stuff yourself, and instead eat a well-balanced meal (vegetables and meat, remember that fish, health-wise, is excellent). If you eat this way, it'll keep your metabolism working the whole day, and so your body's always ready to take in the food and digest it quickly. Top it off with some exercise, and you could be fine. You don't have to go crazy with exercise, take Kutlass's advice and take walks, everyday if you've got the time. Taking walks also helps with depression, and is always great for relaxation and introspection. Also, cut back on all sugary drinks, and just drink water. I know you drink a lot of that iced tea stuff, so if it has sugar, cut back on it (I'm not sure if it does, 'cause "iced tea" has very different meanings in different regions).
C'mon, Panic. Have some discipline. Commit to it. Start tomorrow. I BELIEVE IN YOU![/COLOR] :tweety:
Or just buy a Snickers every time you get that urge to fill your face.
be sure to deep fry it first
As overweight as I am, deep fried candy bars have always sounded rather disgusting to me.
that sounds ****ing delicious.
Com'on, you wouldn't even cream yourself at the thought of.. well, deep fried ice cream?
Deep fried ice cream? Holy **** man... That's just sick. I only like normal things deep fried. Chicken, fries, mozzarella sticks, etc.
i think we already knew it wasn't medical
[quote=Shin-Ra;944468]When you only eat a little every day and don't exercise you're not helping your body at all. You're just slowing down your metabolism for the day which does no good at all because your gi tract isn't really moving worth a shi[COLOR=white]t[/COLOR], while working out speeds up your gi tract and thus gets stuff out faster. Weight bearing exercise like walking is a great remedy for this and requires no effort. Personally, I have weights set up in front of my tv and lift weights whenever I watch tv. Just a suggestion.
Precisely the right method around being a fatty for a fatty to follow. I generally try to walk anywhere I can within walking distance, being that I now live within arms reach of downtown and I also have a free weight set near my television set for whenever I need to pump out whatever wastes I've managed to ingest daily. Panic, you should invest in a dog and go jogging with it. I know from personal experience, walking and running alone is boring as **** and hardly feels worthwhile to the average person. But add in a companion or distraction to the task and you have a less boring-as-**** adventure ahead of you.
For the record: Store brewed/bought teas are gross as ****. If I buy anything to drink that tastes more like the sugar inside it as opposed to the actual flavor it's suggesting on the container, I feel like **** after wards and sluggish. **** energy drinks, they only pump you with enough to boost you for another 30-60 minutes worth after intake then leave you feeling burned and normally crashed. Better to just eat a ****in' [URL="http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_kind_of_vitamins_do_oranges_contain"]orange[/URL] like any healthy person because vitamin C and B are what any real man needs to get that *** goin'..
In south jersey most live off of wawa ice tea or wawa in general btw I saw your hot tub on manswers and I want to make one now lol
what a truly horrible state to be in.
Everyone knows that only mutants live in New Jersey, anyways.. just ask Lloyd Kaufman.
It's funny that not THAT long ago I noticed Jersey as having one of the higher rates of employment along the Eastern coast, and fatty can't ever seem to find himself a job..
gwar said we are the only place where the crowds uglier than the band :)
[URL="http://jerseysucks.net/"]Haha..[/URL]
Have any of you ever really been to New Jersey? It's not that bad of a place. Some parts of it are actually really nice.
Yea you got the ignorant rich parts and the ignorant ghetto parts randomly scattered about as long as you don't have ny plates well let you live.
Where I live is pretty nice. It's one of the nicer neighborhoods away from the ghettos in south Jersey. North Jersey is mostly the rich, snobby *******s.
Bhaha.. all I know about Jersey I learned from watching [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cop_Land"]Cop Land[/URL]!
North can be just as ghetto and south can be nice it changes back and forth but Camden is the most horrifying place I've ever been
Yeah, Camden is pretty bad. Some people around here call Camden "Mini-Compton"
new jersey is awful lol
and he's not south jersey
I'm not sure if your talking bout me or panic I am I live by long beach island I just got back from Hoboken it was accually kinda nice I saw Anthony from bayside do an acoustic set he's really good
I live in South Jersey. Near Millville.
alright so panic you're pretty much a redneck maybe you can answer this for me
why is nashville tennessee called "music city" if it only cares about country music
shouldn't music imply all forms of music? wouldn't "country music city" be more appropriate? or why not just axe the title all together and call it "wow we have the grand ole opry what the **** is that COME TO GAYLORD HOTEL BIGGEST NON-CASINO HOTEL EVER"
i've been in nashville for 6 days now (leaving tomorrow) and i still can't understand it
I have no idea. I agree, though. Country music is the lowest form of music, the scum of the music industry. Not sure why they call it that.
your town is a spic name. Buena lol
I can't help the name of the town that I live in. I didn't name it.
[quote=Panic;945051]I have no idea. I agree, though. Country music is the lowest form of music, the scum of the music industry. Not sure why they call it that.
You wouldn't say that in front of Hank III or Johnny Cash's ghost!!
i would
and you can, panic. you could move your mobile home the hell out of there.
But.. but.. Country inspired Pantera to break out into that Southern groove/sludge era.. if not, then we'd surely have been stuck with another glam/shock/rock/hair/metal act..
[spoiler]Panic loves Country, it's in his blood.. er.. skin.. er.. fatcells.. [/spoiler]
I don't live in a mobile home. I live in a house. It has a basement and all. Can't be moved. Not easily, anyway.
i like country
george strait
george gay lol
lol ummm
paramore blows
panic at the disco sucks
all those bands SUCK lmfao
Paramore's actually pretty good.. er ahem.. so I've heard.
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Yeah, Paramore is pretty good. And there are a few select country artists that I do like. I like to think of them as guilty pleasures because for the most part I hate the genre. I do like Johnny Cash, George Strait, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, and maybe a few others.
Haha.. you like Taylor Swift.
What a fag.
Dude, I can't help it. That song "Love Story" is just awesome.
lol fag likes faggy music.
We had a name for people like you when I was a kid.. Poison fans.
did anyone say it yet
i'm not going back through the thread
panic
you are white trash
Panic
You ARE the WHITEST TRASH.
Goodbye!
[quote=junior senior;945190]no
I'd fap to 'em.. I mean, Hayley Williams' voice REALLY gets me in the mood sometimes.