ok so heres the story one time i was playing a pokemon game at tha schol when threef*rkn dum jocks come up to me and is like "WASSUP NERD" and then gave much "propz" and hi fivz to there "broz".. you dont fuc with me or my pokeman. esp when i have rhydon/ thers a story behnd that rydon,, on time i wa.s for band clas and it was a *** day. i had finishd levling my charIzard to 100 and was working n my ryhr.n whn it decded to evolv!!...// so i go t my rhydun... so u dont f*rk w/ me... so i took of my termenatir sunglazzes and adjustad my trenach coat. it wa sleather, heh, kind a lik a "boss" if u wil. so the eight nublordz thot they could take me and m.y naruto hedband on? heh. i am fairly fluent in nipponese (japnaesse for you baka gaijin...) so i sad a praier to confuseus and ajusted my naruto hedband and my silk goku buton-up (gets me lid wit tha bithchez lik u wouldnt believe). so aftur taking off my trench cot and putin down my limyted collactors gun**** bento box, i hit the firzt jock in tha faze wit my dick, breking his scull. thatz wen i smeled it... i new that smel.. vapid ****??/ yes it was vapid **** (usually happens when i hit w/ my dic, heh.) so hiz other 10 frendz decd to charge me... i felt like goin super sayan wen i smashe 3 hedz togetha... thats wen i notize tha sourze of tha vapid ****... lorie and ta'neesha.. vapid slut ****z, tha both of them. there met holez were so ****n wet i thotas i smashed mi nee into one guyz face and threw the other jock in to the glass door, killin him.... i new i was getn laidf. ta'neesha had already takn of lorie's shirt and thay wer likin each othaz titz... mmmmm. so i used my dick to finizh of my enmes. and i got laid. thn i kiced tha *****ez in tha ****s.
So does anyone else have any interesting stories about what happens in high school?
bravo
tl;dr
congrats on your girlfriend : )
hernando ycs
dominos sucks balls
yeah it does.
what happened to everyone here btw.
Never attended High School but I went to a few plays and career days there before. High school seems like a huge waste of time.
didnt you go to germany and be exorcised in a bunker
I went to Germany with my little sister for reasons we'll probably never understand. Wasn't by choice, although we really enjoyed ourselves. That certainly wasn't the only place we went to during our high school ages. I'd say the things we did were better compared to the usual teenagers' high school experience. At least we have a sense of uniqueness about our upbringing and social skills untainted by the peer-pressure and various other problems that high school seems to bring.
fart. heh.
lmfao
you could say... im undimmed by anime tears...
lol
I don't know, the only thing high school tought me was how to get girls. But it seems Dexter does a pretty good job with that. But it doesn't really count because one of the girls he sleeps with lived in the same house when he was growing up.
*foppy d bursts in to the room, days late*
I'VE GOT IT!!!!! THE ULTIMATE INCEST JOKE!!!!! GET A LOAD OF THIS GUYS.... WAIT FOR IT...
leave him alone he has kids to take care of
what do yuo call a nigga who **** him own sista?
dexta. a shameful dexta.
this is the best thread on the forums right now
I would never announce a joke like that...
best threa din the past year. yep.
I grew up in a house with 7 sisters.
and slept with every one of them.
None.
But my little sister, Fairy, and I used to take bathes together when we were toddlers!
pics or didn't happen.
no comment
I actually do have pics where our heads are popping out of the bubbles full of giggling smiles but I don't feel like finding them and scanning them and uploading them. I don't even have motivation to upload the pics of last night or the Lady Gaga night.
do it or ban :grab: