So I was stumbling and I came upon this site. It lets you chat with strangers. Make the conversation as weird as possible, and post that **** here yo.
http://omegle.com/
this owns, im high right now and just talking bout my life with someone? w00tles
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: ?
You: wat it do homie?
Stranger: waht
You: wat up?
Stranger: which language
You: engliash
Stranger: your spell
You: u tink my spelin bad o spomtin?
Stranger: wow
You: wat?
Stranger: e
You: u got a problim wit me dogg
Stranger: American ?
Stranger: Canada ?
You: i speekin american
You: dis ain aboot dis is it
Stranger: which nation?
You: idk mang
You: i didn study in skool
You: i dind even pas
Stranger: pas what
You: pass skool
Stranger: a high school
Stranger: ?
Stranger: university?
You: mid skool
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u r cool
You: HI
You: Hi
Stranger: HELLLLOOO
You: sup
You: Girl or Boy?
Stranger: giiiiiirl
Stranger: you?
You: Boy
You: you?
Stranger: GIRL
You: Me TOO!
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: you are transexual
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You: THIS WAS A BAD IDEA
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let's see who can keep the longest convo.
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You: meow
Stranger: busy
Stranger: jason?
You: too busy to chat to strangers?
Stranger: nope!
You: yes, i'm jason how did you know!
Stranger: haha I knew it!
You: you're too good
Stranger: how ya been?
Stranger: I know I'm awesome
You: i've been cool, gettin things done
You: WHAT ABOUT YOU!?
Stranger: sellin **** on the streets
Stranger: gotta make money
You: oh yeah, i hear ya
Stranger: busy
You: what sorta **** you sellin, maybe we can do a trade
Stranger: some old *** rims
Stranger: a broken tv
Stranger: couple of tires
You: you can get good money nowadays selling broken tvs
Stranger: yeah man you'd be suprised
You: tires are always fun, everyone could use a tire or two
Stranger: I got a bike with no handle bars.. you interested?
You: aww heck yeah i am
Stranger: busy
You: how much you askin?
Stranger: 10 bucks & its yours
You: $20 and it's a deal
Stranger: aw hell yeah!
You: sweet, will you ride it to my house?
Stranger: I'm sure you can find someone sellin handle bars
You: handlebars are overrated
Stranger: yeah sure
Stranger: I can collect things on the way
Stranger: who knows maybe I'll be the one finding the handlebars
You: like baskets with strawberries on them, or horns to attach to my nonhandlebars?
Stranger: busy
Stranger: haha yup
You: yesss
Stranger: I got a old basket you could use
You: is it rusty?
Stranger: there's some dead bugs & spiders in it too
Stranger: as rusty as it gets
You: and you'd give it to me for free?!
Stranger: free with the bike!
Stranger: can't find that horn
Stranger: ****
You: you're too good for me
You: ****IT I MUST HAVE THE HORN
Stranger: busy
Stranger: someone must of stole it
Stranger: I'll find you a horn in time man
You: this is not cool
You: i guess i could settle for a different horn...
Stranger: chill man! at least you got the basket
Stranger: I'll find you a good one that works
You: yeah, that basket p. much makes up for it
Stranger: busy
You: aww thanks dude
Stranger: yes yes.
Stranger: no problem man
Stranger: you're the best costumer I've had
You: the only customer?
You: either way, i'm honoured
Stranger: ah.. yes :(
You: so what's your name!
Stranger: this $20 will stop the leaks in my box that I sleep in
Stranger: I'm going to buy mighty putty
Stranger: samantha
You: dude you sleep in a box? i haven't upgraded yet, still got just the newspaper
Stranger: busy
You: putty is good
You: for just about anything, really
Stranger: mighty putty solves everything
You: you could make an entire house of putty
You: best house ever
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: I need to sell more bikes with no handle bars
You: yeah, they seem to be the in thing now
Stranger: busy
Stranger: next I'll buy shamwow to soak up the wet floors of my box
You: you'll be rich in no time
Stranger: oh man I can't wait
You: whoa good idea
Stranger: next on my list is a snuggie
You: i just use my cat for all my snugglin needs
Stranger: I had a dog but he ran off with a rich man
Stranger: got tired of the box I guess
You: and dogs are supposed to be man's best friend
Stranger: busy
You: what bull****
Stranger: I know right!?
Stranger: **** dogs
Stranger: can't trust em anymore
You: what kinda dog was it?
You: weiner dog i bet
Stranger: busy
You: they're such winners
Stranger: how did ya know?
You: i read your mind, not unlike matt parkman
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I'm shootin for a cat next time
You: just watch out for the rabies
Stranger: busy
You: that **** is not cool
Stranger: you got it before?
You: i only have 16 hours left
Stranger: oh no man I'm sorry
Stranger: you foaming at the mouth yet?
You: oh well life has been good
You: just drooling a lil
You: all in good time
Stranger: its coming
Stranger: better to be dead than sleeping on newspapers
Stranger: maybe you should find a box
You: i concur
Stranger: I'm shootin for a trash can next
Stranger: at least it won't leak
You: just steal one from someones' backyard. preferrably a house situated on a hill
Stranger: busy
You: that way you can just roll back down to your box in it
Stranger: great idea
Stranger: who knows maybe I'll find some food in the trash before I take it
You: or some wrappers
You: sometimes they still taste like the food they wrapped
Stranger: sometimes I have to eat the wrappers
You: my diet consists mainly of wrappers
Stranger: busy
You: and beer bottle heads
Stranger: those are the best to eat
You: they're a little hard to get down, but i've managed to find the secret to not ripping the **** out of my esophagus
Stranger: for snack I eat grass & mudd water for drink
Stranger: I don't even have an esophagus anymore
You: grass is also great. except for the 7 months of winter
Stranger: helps the food go down more without it
You: then i take my fill of snow
You: oh yeah, that's true
Stranger: tats good with ****
Stranger: tastes*
You: i should get rid of mine
You: heck yeah, extra nutrients my body horribly needs
Stranger: just keep eating those bottle caps
You: that's what i'll be doing for the next 16.7 hours
Stranger: busy
Stranger: you'll lose it in no time!
Stranger: doesn't even hurt
You: it's p. damaged already so it should come out easy
Stranger: I have to steal a new pair of shoes soon
Stranger: I'm only wearing one
You: i found some string and leaves the other day. i'm setting a new trend
Stranger: busy
You: leaf shoes. better than crocs
Stranger: why havnt I though of that?
You: leafs
You: good for the environment, too
Stranger: you could use sticks for the bottems
You: and if you're really creative you could set some sticks in there. decorate teh top with rocks
You: heck yeah, let's start a business
Stranger: we could! then we'll live in a box masion!
You: yesssss!
Stranger: perfect!
You: well, i guess i should get back to the newspapers. i hope it doesn't rain tonight. ttyl!
Stranger: busy
Stranger: alrighty
Stranger: good luck finding a box
You: thanks dudette
You: hopefully before the rabies kicks in
You: wish me luck!
ok wtf, i gotta ask this. wth is up with
Vampnagel P. Wingpire & Vampiro V. Empire and who's idea was it to go all gey & **** & copy the other?
we are one
duh
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Stranger: biscuit
You: space donut?
Stranger: biscuit eyes
You: why did you say biscuit?
Stranger: because it's time we had a talk
You: I made some good biscuits and gravy the other day
You: ah ha someone possibly funnier than me
Stranger: are you a chef then?
You: i hate people funnier than me
Stranger: :(
You: I am sometimes
You: not professionaly
Stranger: where are you from?
You: ATL MOTHER
You: ZONE 6
Stranger: is that a spaceship?
You: no I don't want to false claim
You: atlanta?
You: no I don't live in space
You: I wish
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: maybe we can go
You: impossible
You: once we leave the atmosphere we'd explode because there's no matter in space
Stranger: want to go out sometime?
You: out in space?
You: didn't you read what I just wrote?
Stranger: no, on a date
You: and besides if we survived that reentry would fry us
You: sure
You: but I'm married
You: so as long as you're a heterosexual male, my wife will get mad
You: are you a heterosexual male?
Stranger: yes
You: hmm then yeah we can go out
You: I don't think she'd have a problem with that
Stranger: awesome she will never supect a thing
Stranger: suspect*
You: of course not because i'd be open about it nothing to suspect
You: I think I'm the only person who uses this site that is from america
You: everyone else I've talked to is like "oh it's 20 C here"
You: whatever that means
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I'll just touch your leg
You: by america, I mean USA
You: but **** it I'm not gay
You: I saw a tranny porn once but that doesn't make me gay
You: because the tranny was doing a girl
Stranger: I'm not gay either
You: then don't touch my leg
Stranger: but once when I was about 15-16 I got home from school and nobody else was home
You: you were gay when you were home alone?
Stranger: and I sat on the bathroom floor and put my mom's dildo up my ***
You: haha
You: so now you're gay?
Stranger: it's true
Stranger: nah
You: you're only gay if you like dudes
Stranger: I don't find males attractive
You: but you like dildos in your butt?
Stranger: no, I didn't enjoy it
You: a girl stuck her finger in my butt when she was giving me head before
You: it was cool
Stranger: it made my butt sore
You: I came instantenously
Stranger: but I didn't use lube
You: did you use vaseline or lube or anything?
You: haha
Stranger: didn't know what I was doing really
You: and you got it in your butt?
Stranger: yeah
You: how
Stranger: with great difficulty
You: once it started hurting you kept going?
Stranger: pretty much
You: haha why
Stranger: dunno, figured it would get easier
You: haha that's awesome
You: sorry I'm not going to **** you in the ***
Stranger: I was really unprepared, didn't really know anything about anal sex then
You: now you're well informed?
Stranger: I am compared to then
You: you put dildos in your butt often
You: ?
Stranger: nope, only that one time
You: well then you're not gay
You: so we could go on a heterosexual hangout sometime
Stranger: could we touch our penises together?
You: no man then that'd be gay!
Stranger: oh ok
You: ugh you don't know anything about being not gay
Stranger: can I dunk my biscuits in your gravy?
You: yeah
You: it was a good sausage gravy with some crushed black pepper
Stranger: mm
You: i made some Grands
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I was eating popcorn
Stranger: and pieces of corn are stuck in my gums and teeth
You: pssh lame
You: that's why I hate popcorn
Stranger: it's annoying me
You: yeah I hate that ****
Stranger: my friend gave birth the other day
You: I wish scientists could genetically alter popcorn to get rid of the husks after popping
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: me too
You: like a human baby?
Stranger: I like to crunch the un-popped kernels you find at the bottom of the bag
You: I don't
Stranger: once I went to the movies and was eating popcorn, and then later that day before I went to bed I found a piece of popcorn in my navel
You: haha
Stranger: don't know how it got there
You: in 8th grade I blew my nose into my hand and there was a gnat in my snot
Stranger: haha
You: you must be pretty fat tohave such an innie belly button
Stranger: I'm really skinny actually
Stranger: I eat whatever I want and never seem to put any weight on
You: when i wanted to bulk up i used to eat 2 peanut butter sandwiches a night before i went to bed
You: but I was working out every day
Stranger: ah
Stranger: I love peanut butter
You: yeah I was upset during the whole salmonella scare
You: another thing that made georgia look bad.
You: I love Jif so much you'd think I was a choosy mom
Stranger: haha
You: you like crunchy or creamy?
Stranger: creamy
You: fag
Stranger: :(
Stranger: I like both really, but creamy wins
You: yeah in a contest for being the inferior medium for peanut butter texture
You: that being said I must go now
Stranger: okay bye bye
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this was kind of funny
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Stranger: hey man
You: sup bro
Stranger: ah
Stranger: finally
Stranger: i kept doing "sup man"
Stranger: to ladies
You: yeah just two dudes
Stranger: sucked, they're all *****ty about it
You: **** them
Stranger: ya srsly
Stranger: where you from bro
You: trust me I'm married they can go to hell
You: atlanta
Stranger: married,? ****
You: zone 6
Stranger: i got trouble w/ gf as it is
You: yeahhh
You: well don't get her pregnant and marry her!
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Stranger: hey
You: wassup stunner
Stranger: not too much
Stranger: i need to go to bed but i dont want to
You: aw hell yeah finally someone cool to talk to
Stranger: haha yea i bet everybody u get is from like brazil or something right?
You: yeah word me too I'm sleeping on the couch tonite the wife is sick and has a severe fever
You: YEAH!
You: I live in america man
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i live in louisiana, close to new orleans
You: everyone else is like "ohh it's 20 C here" whatever the F that means
You: uhh new orleans is in louisiana genius
Stranger: well no ****
Stranger: i live near new orleans
You: ohh gotcha
Stranger: lol =P
You: sorry i'm from atlanta so you know we don't really care about any location not in atlanta
Stranger: oh, thats ok
You: i went to new orleans once. the hookers are not attractive
You: not that I was planning on getting one, it's just how I judge a city
Stranger: cant say ive ever really dealt with a hooker
You: that being said Cancun is the best city i've ever been to
Stranger: im 15, btw just in case u were wondering =)
You: no I was not
Stranger: you are a very friendly person
You: I'm 11
You: ah ha just kidding
You: yeah I like sites like this you know you can have a few drinks and have a good time because I'm by myself but you know not really because i'm talking to the coolest dude near new orleans
You: so what's up you like LSU?
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This is the coolest site EVER besides doodledraw
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Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: asl
You: what up bro?
Stranger: i'm china
You: about time I found a cool dude like me to talk to
Stranger: china gang
You: you are china?
Stranger: yes
You: me...too?
You: you are chinese?
Stranger: i live bejing
You: ah ha home of the 2008 summer olympics
You: the best olympics EVER!
Stranger: i'm rape man
Stranger: 15~20 female rape
You: haha
You: that's the coolest thing i've ever heard
Stranger: i want your virgin
You: I don't have a virgin
Stranger: u r man?
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This is the coolest site EVER besides inklink
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Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: asl
You: what up bro?
Stranger: i'm china
You: about time I found a cool dude like me to talk to
Stranger: china gang
You: you are china?
Stranger: yes
You: me...too?
You: you are chinese?
Stranger: i live bejing
You: ah ha home of the 2008 summer olympics
You: the best olympics EVER!
Stranger: i'm rape man
Stranger: 15~20 female rape
You: haha
You: that's the coolest thing i've ever heard
Stranger: i want your virgin
You: I don't have a virgin
Stranger: u r man?
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Stranger: Hello this is Detective Peters from the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI). We have reason to believe that a person on this IP address has been involved in soliciting minors for sex. We have contacted the relevant authorities and you should receive a telephone call in the next 12 hours regarding the next step in your case. Do you have anything you would to say?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: what's up studly
Stranger: Do you have anything to say in your defence?
You: yeah man how's it going
Stranger: This is being recorded for evidence in the investigation
You: defence? I thought it was defense
Stranger: You do not seem to be taking these allegations seriously
You: as in like i am painting de fence
Stranger: Both spellings are acceptable
You: painting de fence mon
You: that's a jamaican accent
Stranger: btw i ****ed your mother
You: no way
You: then you know...
You: she's a shemale
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Stranger: Hello this is Detective Peters from the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI). We have reason to believe that a person on this IP address has been involved in soliciting minors for sex. We have contacted the relevant authorities and you should receive a telephone call in the next 12 hours regarding the next step in your case. Do you have anything you would to say?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: what's up studly
Stranger: Do you have anything to say in your defence?
You: yeah man how's it going
Stranger: This is being recorded for evidence in the investigation
You: defence? I thought it was defense
Stranger: You do not seem to be taking these allegations seriously
You: as in like i am painting de fence
Stranger: Both spellings are acceptable
You: painting de fence mon
You: that's a jamaican accent
Stranger: btw i ****ed your mother
You: no way
You: then you know...
You: she's a shemale
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I think JuniorSenior was on omegle
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You: what's up stunner
Stranger: o.O Nuffin much.
Stranger: You? :]
You: just talking to an awesome dude like myself
Stranger: o.O I'm not a dude! :[
You: what
Stranger: Yeah, i'm a FEMALE.
You: I thought only men were allowed on here
Stranger: Uh Duh.
Stranger: No.
You: that's cool though
Stranger: SEXIST. >|
You: no
Stranger: Yes.
You: I consider women an equal
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: You better. :|
You: you consider men equal to women?
Stranger: Yes i do. :3
You: why
Stranger: BECAUSE WE ARE.
You: women won't get anywhere if they don't think they're better than en
You: men*
Stranger: WELL, women are smarter than men. :D
You: what do you think black people did?
You: see there you go
Stranger: ;>>
Stranger: Well, yeah, that's true.
Stranger: ;o
Stranger: You have a point there.
You: so you're a woman, huh
Stranger: Yessums. :]
You: how come guys always say that if they were girls they'd be lesbians?
Stranger: Because they like to see to girls make out. :|
You: not me if I was a girl I'd have sex with men
Stranger: It's quite sad.
Stranger: I knoo, right?
Stranger: If i was a dude....
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: Actually..
Stranger: If i was a dude, i'd swing both ways, because i can! o.o
You: ha it doesn't work like that
Stranger: why not, mister?
You: once a guy decides he has sex with men, he's gay
You: for life
Stranger: No, just cause a guy has sex with a dude, doesn't mean he can't have sex with a woman after. ;]
Stranger: Think about that.
You: but he's still gay
Stranger: No, he's bisexual.
Stranger: OR OR
Stranger: PANSEXUALLLLL
You: he's just a gay dude doing a girl
Stranger: No, he's a bisexual dude doing a girl. o.o
You: pssh
Stranger: YEAH, MAYBE HE'S A STRAIGHT DUDE DOING A GUY.
Stranger: In yo kool-aid.
You: I like kool-aid
Stranger: I do too.
You: ice blue raspberry lemonade
Stranger: Especially the grape kind. xD
You: no way **** grape
Stranger: ICKYYY
You: grape is nasty
You: fake *** grape
Stranger: No, **** ice blue rasberry lemonade.
Stranger: FAKE *** GRAPE1?
Stranger: HJFILEDSJFLKSD
Stranger: Not cool.
You: yeah that flavor is such a fake taste
Stranger: You fail.
You: it doesn't even taste like grapes
You: yeah i fail at liking grape koolaid
Stranger: Well, i think it tastes like flavoured water. :D
Stranger: Yeah, that's true. o.o
You: you taste like flavored water
Stranger: You also fail at life.
You: not
Stranger: YOU'VE LIKED ME!?
Stranger: ^LICKED
You: no
You: I smelled you
Stranger: Then how do you know i taste like flavoured water?
You: like a snake
Stranger: ;>>
You: with my tongue
Stranger: IN MY SLEEP!? rofl.
Stranger: Stalkerrrrr. o.O
You: no you were awake
Stranger: BOB SAGETTT. ;]
Stranger: I was awake?
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: When did this happen!?
Stranger: WAS IT WHEN I WAS WATCHING FULL HOUSE!? :3
You: when I was in like 2nd grade I got in trouble because we were watching americas funniest home videos and they introduced Bob Sagett and I said "haha more like Bob Faggot"
Stranger: LMFAO.. 2nd grade!? Jesus Christ, mother of mercy. >|
Stranger: I'm not religious FOO.
Stranger: YOU HAVE AIDS. :] <3
You: no I don't
Stranger: -______-;
Stranger: liess!
You: i'm white
You: white people don't have AIDS
Stranger: I'M HISPANIC!
You: haha
Stranger: o.o
You: you have syphillis
Stranger: Not really, but lets go with that. ;o
Stranger: WILLIS GO HOME WILLIS!
You: who's willis?
Stranger: I SEEX HIPPOZ IN MY PANTZ.
Stranger: That's who Willis is.
You: oh
Stranger: Yeah, exactly.
Stranger: Owned.
You: you're awesome
Stranger: Thank you.
Stranger: I'd do the Elvis thang with my hips, but i can't. o.o
You: and you'd also be lame
Stranger: Yes, i would be. But i'm the amazing kind of lame. :D
You: **** htat
You: that too
Stranger: You fail at spelling. >|
You: I am an excellent speller
You: I made a typo
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: LIAH.
You: ha you can't spell the word liar
You: it's with an R dummy
Stranger: LIARRRR.
Stranger: I know.
You: there you go
Stranger: -_-;
You: if you knew then why did you delibrately spell it wrong?
You: because that's what the blackies from the city do?
Stranger: Cause i'm a pimp. ;|
You: exactly
Stranger: mmhmmm. You're jellin'
You: like Magellan
Stranger: Yurrr.
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