Caption Competition!

In a desperate effort to boost traffic through here, I give you a caption competition! (Yes, I'm borrowing ideas. XP)

After being found with 8 types of illegal drugs, the Budweiser frogs were fired. Budweiser is now holding auditions for a new mascot, and the squirrel from the Geico commercial seems most promising.

Meh. *Shrugs*

"Not tested on animals my arse."

"They had to blind him to make it a fair test between the two brands."

"I spy with my little eye...."

Alrighty, times up. ^^;; I meant to come pick a winner last night, but I didn't. So, meh. >>;

First Place "Huzzah for Animal Rights" Award goes to...
[quote=Saberdog]"Not tested on animals my arse."

The Honorable Mentions "It's Gecko, Not Geico!" Award goes to...
[quote=Metal Sonic Zeta]After being found with 8 types of illegal drugs, the Budweiser frogs were fired. Budweiser is now holding auditions for a new mascot, and the squirrel from the Geico commercial seems most promising.

Good job, everyone. :)

Here's round two!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/LovelyConcerto/Pics%20Galore/wheaties.jpg[/IMG]

Does anyone know a good site for funny images? I found a few decent ones, but I need more! MORE!! O.O

"Attach the tow cable, then fly around the legs..."

"Look Ma, No fe-!"

-Famous Last Words

"...And he was never heard from again..."

"The magic of Glue on handlbars in a downhill race."

"THAT BUS AIN'T GOT **** ON ME!"

superman couldnt quite work out how to use these new-fangled bicycles

Must ...resist ...Spaceballs reference ... ... ... Ah, to hell with it. ENTERING LUDICROUS SPEED!

Pierre gave a leap of panic, as it became ever more apparent that he wasn't as well acquainted with the route of the Tour de France as he'd previously believed.

Time's up!! ^(^^)^

Great job, everyone. I had a tough time picking the winner. ^^

The First Place "Ride, Man! Ride Like The Wind!" Award goes to...
[quote=Cold Fire]"THAT BUS AIN'T GOT **** ON ME!"

The Honorable Mentions "No Forwarding Address" Award goes to...
[quote=The Judge]"...And he was never heard from again..."

Here's your next picture:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/LovelyConcerto/Pics%20Galore/8.jpg[/IMG]

Have fun! ^(^^)^ (No dogs were injured in the making of this contest... I hope. >>)

"YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T FLY! LIAR!"

See spot maimed!

[COLOR=Orange]"I can see my house from here!"[/COLOR]

john thought that maybe the helium filled love egss were a bad idea for the dogs birthday present

Smokey the Bear: "Only you can prevent furry flyers."

"By the time Dr. Whiteshirt had realized that his invention had dispelled the Earth's gravity, it was too late."

...

Meh.

"That'll teach you hump my leg, you little bastard!"

"WAIT! DON'T GO! I'M SORRY! I NEED YOU! *sobs*"

"AND STAY OUT!"

(Man stands there and simply screams in rage at the flying dog) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire]I object. MSZ is clearly the winner.
Sorry. U.U

And sorry I'm so late! I've been sick, and thusly forgot to ask someone to post winners and a new pic. XP

Anyhoo, here we go. ^^;

The First Place "Safety First" Award goes to...
[quote=Metal Sonic Zeta]Smokey the Bear: "Only you can prevent furry flyers."

The Honorable Mention "Viewtiful Shmoe" Award goes to...
[quote=One Winged Angel]"I can see my house from here!"

Vwoot. Good job, all. ^^

Here's the next picture:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/LovelyConcerto/Pics%20Galore/plan.jpg[/IMG]

*cliche*

"Smile, you're on candid camera!"

american airlines, you love it when were drunk and stupid

"We here at Suicide Airlines ensure you will enjoy the last few hours of your li-"
*Crashes*

*comment after the photo*

"OH SH*T!" (Best if said over the intercom)

*Man walks in door indulging in coversation*

First Pilot- Hey lou tell him that joke you just told me!
Second Pilot- Get this, a man walks into a bar,*Crashes*

"With top-of-the-line aviation professionals, you know you can trust Generic Airlines to get you to your destination safely!"

Dog: 'I'm Batman, Biotch!" Man:'A talking dog!?'

Hmm...

"That plane in only a figment of my imagination, nothing more!"
*look at camera and smile nervously*

XP Sorry, all. My brother was supposed to update for me last night, but GUESS WHAT?! He didn't. So, better late than never...

The First Place "Truth in Advertising" Award goes to...
[quote=bazariah]american airlines, you love it when were drunk and stupid

The Honorable Mention "I Get Jokes" Award goes to...
[quote=Prince Redon]*Man walks in door indulging in coversation*

First Pilot- Hey lou tell him that joke you just told me!
Second Pilot- Get this, a man walks into a bar,*Crashes*


The Dishonorable Mention "A Day Late and A Dollar Short" Award goes to...
[quote=Captain Kais]Dog: 'I'm Batman, Biotch!" Man:'A talking dog!?'
*applause*

Now, here's your next pic, with apologies for my irregular updating. XP

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/LovelyConcerto/Pics%20Galore/12.jpg[/IMG]

*needs more pics* XP

forget ink, wear mink

Cutman was later arrested for running a pet barbershop without a license.


Once again: *Shrugs*

"For the last time, I'M NOT A POODLE!"

Ah, screw it, MSZ has everyone beat, here

EDIT: [url=http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=104]What Really Happened[/url]

Puss-In-Boots Version 2.0

It seems King got lost on the way to the King of Iron Fist Tournament

"You are so going to feel my claws tonight"

I told you not to lay on my clothes, you shall now suffer my rath!
*carries cat in closet*
*walks out with cat*
*sets cat down and walks away muttering about tough love*
*Mumble, mumble*,The sure didn't hurt me more than you, but...*mumble, mumble*

I need someone to volunteer to take over posting a pic and picking winners. For various reasons, I haven't been spending a lot of time here, and I don't want to hold up the caption competition any more than I already have. Keep in mind that if you're posting a pic and picking winners, you can't choose yourself as one of the winners. ;)

And, on a related note... :grrr: My brother AGAIN didn't update for me. Lousy fink.

So, here we go, late once again...

First Place "Take A Little Off The Top" Award goes to...
[quote=Metal Sonic Zeta]Cutman was later arrested for running a pet barbershop without a license.


Once again: *Shrugs*

Honorable Mention "Identity Crisis" Award goes to...

I could do it. I'm not taking part anyway, but I still check the thread pretty often.

-Hey, look she's stuck to the wall with tape! *Stupid laugh*

-(once again, screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

-pze no hack da site! I have wackoizm. Pze understand wackoism. :D :D :D :D :D

Spiderman, spiderman, if he can't do it, no one... ah, nevermind.

You're absolutely SURE this will keep the flying monkeys away from me?

WE HATH SUBDUED THE B*TCH! NOW SHOOT!

Okay guys how much longer do I have to be here before I'm in the club?

Guys?

Guys?

:beep:

The last few moments building up the apocalypse

Unable to keep Kim out of the cookie jar, the Johnson Family resorted to extreme measures.

muffet ii

Never go on a diet again! This clinically tested Duct Tape method will make you thin!

*may cause overly helpful people with pretty white jackets to visit your home*

I got a wedgie...

"Is this a phone I see before me? Its easy to use interface pointing to my own hand?"

Note:
A. if you don't get it, you're obviously not cultured enough. :mad:
B. It isn't the woman stuck to the walls who's saying it, for the record. It's not entirely senseless.

Old man Higgens was sick and tired of the teenagers walking all over his lawn. He decided to punish them by taping them to the wall and forcing them to watch him dance naked.

any second,she will realize that she can remove the tape by pushing off with her feet.until then...

We have a winner. :cool:


First place goes to...

After years of cheating at Duck Hunt, it should have been obvious to Dennis that he'd never make it as a sniper.

Now, If this was CounterStrike, I'd have to shout out something like, OMG n00b, then miss...

After examining this thread, I wanted to say "About time you got here with that beer" for the plane one. But it was too late. ;_;

Anyhow, my real caption.

"He got the warnings from the porn detection agency, yet ignored them. Finally, they had to move into the extreme.

I have 2

1.Punishment for cheating at Quakeon

2.I have noticed a decrease in nOObs here, could this be why?

This is what happens to people who like downloading illegal porn off Kazaa.

[COLOR=Orange]"T3h_sn1per will save the day!" (Thank you, Venom!)[/COLOR]

Heh. No problem. :p

"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Said before he shoots him, btw. If you dont' get that joke, you're dumb.

This'll be the last time the teacher offers prizes to students with the best projects.

Some students just seem to take competition WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to seriously.

:sniper:

I tried to warn him about spamming...

After Jesse's repeated refusal to issue an IP ban, Sabredog had decided it was time to make the call.

After months of suspense, the release of Dance Dance Revolution's Socom edition has made it to your living room!

^ Winner ^

F*cking lame. This blog officially has a different sense of humor. I'm out.

I WISH WE COULD BE AS HILARIOUS AS DARKNESS ADVANCE CHRIST GUYS

Practice makes perfect :cool:

Zerostar, my sister, has given me the authority (well... it was more of a demand) to officially anounce the winners and release the new picture. (which of course nullifies me from compitition.:()

WINNERS:

1st place: THE JUDGE

[quote]
"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Said before he shoots him, btw. If you dont' get that joke, you're dumb.

CONGRATULATIONS!!! For your well applied Biblical Reference you win a Golden Calf!


Honourable mention for his social service announcement: maian

[quote]
"He got the warnings from the porn detection agency, yet ignored them. Finally, they had to move into the extreme."


For your anti porn message you win a free trip to the Playboy Mansion! :kiss:


Bravo bravo all. :D


NEW PICK

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Shigosha/Other/OMGLookoutz.jpg[/IMG]

Lights...

Camera...

CAPTION!!!

The shark remembered how long ago, this weaker fish had pulled a sea urchen from its fin... it was time to pay it back for its kindness.

...

Kind of lame, so I'll probably have another one later.

I'm not the official judge, dude, keep it together. ^^;
Omg play on my name! Nicely put! We all know very well that I am the official judge...though I let you guys determine the results. Queer, no?

AAAAANYWAYS, I won, so I'm back in. BTW it was a Pulp Fiction referrence.

(This isn't a caption.) All rise... :p

That's very democratic of you. ^^ And rest assured that you were dearly missed during your absence. ^^

I was going to update today, too. >_>

Linko so pwned the last caption, with maian close behind. :mad:

Oh, screw you.

"Fish are friends, not food" This had become a national shark motto, and anyone who thought otherwise had to be penalized.



...o_O

Director: CUT! ****it Higgens, you forgot to turn the Jaws theme on! We can't make a shark movie without the Jaws theme! That's, like, the unwritten rule of shark movies! You're fired! In fact, you're fired, watered, then fired again! How d'ya like that, Higgens?

Afer setting TNT in the lake to get a fish, Fisher Joe didn't realize that he had competition for his catch.

Title: The Cycle of Doom.

(I was gone this long!?!?! AHh well here are some rediciously late additions for the first two.

1. It isn't always the driver's fault that animals get hit on roads...
2. Supermans first job working for the Daily Planet.)

Wow, the human really went for the bait this time. Who'da thunk it Zeeke?

Can you take the picture already? Standing next to this model of a shark is starting to creep me out...

Declare a winner and move on, plz.

My brother is offically useless. -.-

Zoot! Venom's in charge now. Enjoy! ^^

First place "Up The Paddle Without a Creek" Award goes to...
[quote=Metal Sonic Zeta]Director: CUT! ****it Higgens, you forgot to turn the Jaws theme on! We can't make a shark movie without the Jaws theme! That's, like, the unwritten rule of shark movies! You're fired! In fact, you're fired, watered, then fired again! How d'ya like that, Higgens?

Honorable mentions "Yum, Sushi" award goes to...
[quote]"Fish are friends, not food" This had become a national shark motto, and anyone who thought otherwise had to be penalized.

For the love of cheese sticks, I'll put up a picture than.

Ya know sis, you're schedual isn't exactly jam packed. You could easily find a silly pic to post yourself.;)

Anywho, here's a pic to caption. Though everyone might've given up on this thread by now.:(

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Shigosha/Other/KissPandas_.bmp[/IMG]

Lights...

Camera...

CAPTION!!!

"We have recently discovered the rare breed of panda that has been rumored to be the source of Kiss's make-up artist's concept."