In this case, how the **** am I supposed to honor a crazy mother?
a tl;dr story
It begins yesterday night at (maybe) 7:30pm.
My mother was in Walgreens, so since she's out I called her to ask if she could buy me some food; she says: I can make you some meat in home instead so you can do yourself a burrito alright? - I'm all quite fine with idea. She said that in a normal, almost pleasant tone which is rare because her voice is ****ing annoying.
I'm in my sister's room when my mom just barges in screaming at me "You always have to eat late. I'm tired of doing this ****" So I just tell her "Don't make me the ****ing meat then if you're going to act so extreme about it, I'll make me a pasta or something"
She continues screaming the same ****, I start raising my voice because she easily annoys me and tell her that she's really ****ing crazy and that I should really do the pasta.
Then she tells me "you're the same as your father, you both are ****ers"
I tell her, "so you're starting to compare again? can't you do anything else"
then she looks at me directly and in a low passive aggressive voice she goes "you're a ****er"
I'm like haha what? you're the ****er. She grabs a ****ing HUEG frying pan and throws and it rebounds to my feet, so I kick it back and hits her feet. SHE THROWS IT AGAIN AT ME, and I put it in the dishwasher. My sister goes out of her room and pushes me so I don't do anything brash or so I assume. So my mom starts screaming really loud saying "You broke my illusion of being my son and your prom night? **** that. I'm going to ruin my dress see as I'll do it" she starts cursing everything that comes to mind
My sister is trying to push me back into her room but somehow I just move my sister to my mothers room, just to see what the **** was happening to mother. Mom was getting a scissor and cutting the dress she bought for my prom. My sister started screaming "what the **** is wrong with you mom?" MY MOM WAS LITERALLY KILLING THE DRESS.
Just imagine when dogs supposedly are playing with their toys or, killing the prey whichever.
I push my mom to her bed and hold her hands because she lost her mind completely at that point and was berzerk. I pushed her because she could do something to herself with the scissor. Started screaming at her telling her to "stop, and stay still". But she's just kicking and screaming at me while I hold her hands. For some reason! mother just starts screaming **** at my sister telling her that she's a whore and that she sells her vagina every weekend and that my sister doesn't help her. Oh *** WHAT WAS THAT FOR. My sister started screaming trying to push me so that she could hit mom. So I was pushing my sister from killing mom, and holding mother from killing herself. How did I do that? I have no idea.
My sister screams at mom that "you don't ever ask for help, I always tell you if you want any help just tell me and I'll do it" - I tell mother "you don't even help yourself" then she ****ing breaks my shirt and a necklace my girlfriend gave me, I released my mother, then she throws the ****ed up prom dress at my sisters face. oh ***, extreme error. My mother starts running to the kitchen when I'm walking to the kitchen I tear apart my shirt and throw it at my mothers face. When I noticed what she had in her hand... a ****ing huge kitchen knife. I told my sister to get the **** into my room that mom has a knife.
MY MOTHER just started running towards us with the knife. She pointed that **** at my chest, then she pointed that to my sister's neck so I push my sister back grabbing her hole throat area in case my mom did do something (which maybe would happen if I didn't push my sister back) she'd cut my hand instead.
They both start screaming at each other, while I'm just concentrating on my mom's hand that held the knife so I could grab her hand and take the knife off. I grab a hold on my mothers hand and told her "give me the ****ing knife now" she screams "don't ****ing touch me don't ****ing touch me" I scream back again "give me the ****ing knife and I'll let you go". Something I didn't think of was her other hand, so she just takes the knife with her other hand. In that moment I just pushed her back, and closed the door in her face and locked it down. She even tried to open the door once. The police came, they didn't do anything. ****ing hate cops.
Pro tip: my mom is depressed and does take some pills. Maybe its because of that - that she's all ****ed up and has anger issues also.
another pro tip: we've had some fights like those where she just hits me with frying pans but not knives.
that's pretty standard amongst hispanic families isn't?
moms a psycho *****. I suggest moving out asap.
No, the standard is woman beating.
and the screaming.
but either still that's pretty normal nowadays >_>;
and I already somewhat moved out. I'm at my dad's apartment.
she's going to commit the mexican equivalent of seppuku by the end of the week
... and it's all your fault
My fault for being hungry.
wait
are you a boy or a girl
a boy.
the question comes because of?
Her cleaving the dress she got you into pieces. I had to ask myself the same thing. I'm assuming its for someone else?
Ah no no, she tore the dress she bought for herself for my prom.
so that's how they do it en el puerto loco? madre ir al prom???
No, mi madre no ira al prom por su condici
[quote]Because I don't like cops overall. And they lighted my face through the window with some blinding flashlight.
you're joking right
I mean, I hate to see **** like this happen, but you just turned the cops away like that?
stupid cops, bein so useless
*doesnt let cops into house, doesnt tell them everything that happened*
So, phant, are you worried that something even worse than your mom taking a knife to your sister's neck would happen if you were honest and helpful to the cops?
why is your mom going to your prom
why were you in your sisters room
are you gay
btw this is an april fools day joke lol
yeah, april fools
had me going.
I didn't call them, the neighbours did.
[quote=BLUNTMASTER X;937817]stupid cops, bein so useless
*doesnt let cops into house, doesnt tell them everything that happened*
laughed till tears fell, at work
so was this real or not? Cause if you are puerto rican, I'll believe this. You know, being part boraqua myself, this **** sounds pretty standard almost
though the whole YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER thing sounds more like a white thing
I don't think a teenager would type so much stuff out...just to do an AFD! :D:D
why in this blog out of all blogs, or was it moved here :o
because this is a chill icebox Discussion blog
and im trying to chill out writing it all off
c'mon fellow boriqua ;-;
shut up ****
I was wondering the reason of it being here of all places. I mean, it's not about queefs, wavedashing, or xbox.
yea bro, is it problematic that queefs give me real hard stiffy's :O
problematic? no. strange? maybe. a major turn-on? YES!
good to know i'm not the only one :cool:
they make me giggle
don't worry, they turn me on too
That's not even a commandment. That's the pussy interpretation. What's actually said:
"You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your *** am a jealous ***, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me"
which is pretty ****ing different and hecka hardcore
dude, whoa, I just got owned. I would've bet on that too. I really don't remember the two being separate. I always thought it was just the interpretation.
ha, even i coulda told you that, go back to bible school kid
It's been years since I've been involved with Catholicism so whatever. And ****, old testament *** ****ing ruled. if there's one thing the bible nailed it's how *** would talk.
the dude's so ****ing cocky it's awesome.
all those asterisks make me look mad
my posts have a lot of them i;ve noticed, almost thought about cutting down but i dont give a ****
Comes to naturally for me to give a **** so it's all like ahhh jeez whatevs. everyone's going to read it in a THAT GUY IS SO ****ING ANGRY tone but it's cool
or maybe people are used to it and all like THAT GUY
naw, I don't "THAT GUY" you with it.
speaking of "THAT GUY" I use it a lot with THE JUDGE and it really ****es him off. **** I'm funny.
I used to "THIS GUY" you with your longwinded post in the gaming boards sometimes when you'd argue with Speedfreak. that's all though.
Yeah, I did the same with myself.
banning bible stories in this blog
It could be worse....geting 0wned by WackoHater!!! :D:D:D:D
he makes a good point actually :-x
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