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Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

o the gaming faith

today we were lookin at childhood pics and i remarked that a pic of her 9yo self looked 'kinda chub heh' and she broke down crying for 2 hours and said i didnt love her. jesus christ. this is gettin outta control




Posted by Lord of Spam

sounds like shes showing signs of advanced crazy. i would suggest that you have as much sex as possible. this will do one of two things. one, its awwwright. two, it will make her impending breakdown that much that much worse, and hence funnier.




Posted by Corrupt

Really wish I could ask if you were joking, that's ****ing ridiculous




Posted by Ant

lol




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

serious ****ing post bro

although yeah this is major messed up




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

theres gotta be underlyin issues




Posted by Ant

not really that complicated. you indirectly called her fat.




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting BLUNTMASTER X: theres gotta be underlyin issues


she's....... a woman



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

yeah, women tend to show raging emotions over the smallest things. idk, if you love her, maybe talk to her about it. if you just find her exasperating, then end it. but beware, the next one will 99% be the same or worse.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

or maybe she's just on her period, shoulda asked her




Posted by Ant

LOL. I can't imagine that going well.

*notices her crying* "wdf is wrong wit u? u on ur PERIOD or sumthin?"




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Vampnagel P. Wingpire;937455]yeah, women tend to show raging emotions over the smallest things. idk, if you love her, maybe talk to her about it. if you just find her exasperating, then end it. but beware, the next one will 99% be the same or worse.yeah which is why im reluctant to break it off because the sex is good and we're goin to live in a hotel for a week next month and she has kinky **** planned plus she's attached to me like hell

[quote=Vampnagel P. Wingpire;937456]or maybe she's just on her period, shoulda asked hershe isnt, we boned yesterday




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;937457]LOL. I can't imagine that going well.

*notices her crying* "wdf is wrong wit u? u on ur PERIOD or sumthin?"
thats how i act irl




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

at least then he'd know and it would be...somewhat...justified!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

holy ninja'd

yeah, i guess keep her then!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

my gf doesnt rage so much on her period as much as she gets really snarky and has panic attacks




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

just tell her to stop being a big baby




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Vampnagel P. Wingpire;937463]holy ninja'd

yeah, i guess keep her then!but this is what i essentially have to live for the rest of my life. lookin after overemotional womanchilds




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Vampnagel P. Wingpire;937465]just tell her to stop being a big babyif she cries over bein called a chub 11 years ago then she will NOT take that **** well. not worth my time

*turns on xbox*




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

haha

you don't have to keep her forever. just until you find something better




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting BLUNTMASTER X: if she cries over bein called a chub 11 years ago then she will NOT take that **** well. not worth my time

*turns on xbox*


did you get graw2 yet?



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

got dead space instead




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Vampnagel P. Wingpire;937468]haha

you don't have to keep her forever. just until you find something betterbut there will never be something better. all women are, at their core, p. much the same

its a male dilemma. do i wanna bone chicks or do i want to live peacefully...




Posted by Ant

so true~




Posted by Lord of Spam

thats why i like my plan so much

lots of sex up front, then lulz, and all ended in peace




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

yeah, it's a tough decision. just be gay




Posted by Slade

dump her for your sister


But yeah I think Angelwing's original post summed up my feelings. Are you still having a good time? Keep her. If she's just driving you crazy (exasperated is a good word) then forget about it and go searchin for something better double time. If she's the emotional no-self-confidence type prepare for war. Better not be too attached by the time you break it off.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i feel exasperated right now but it hasnt been a prolonged feeling.............. YET




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

sit down and have a chat with her. tell her to MAN UP




Posted by junior senior

shes a cougar




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i p. much am




Posted by Lord of Spam

cougars are ****ing hot

just sayin




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

yeah they are!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

want a cougar to have her way with me




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

me too




Posted by junior senior

dexter likes cougars
the other kind
the animal




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampnagel P. Wingpire: me too


****ing hot, came, etc


Quoting junior senior: dexter likes cougars
the other kind
the animal


that is because he is a faggot

buffet