ShamWow!




Posted by Linko_16

http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker

That'll teach you to think you can move in on Billy Mays's territory.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Hahaha, OhWow!




Posted by Ant

huh. the guy always did look kinda freaky. his mugshot is scary!




Posted by junior senior

there's a kid in my class that looks like him. no joke




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

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Posted by Xero

Lovely story.




Posted by Foppy D

why would he kiss a prostitute??????




Posted by Panic!

Pictures of the hooker after the beating have been released by TMZ.















Posted by Xero

Lovely :puke:




Posted by Panic!

XD I'm waiting for Billy Mays to go buck wild on someone. OxyClean their clock.




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

you read TMZ? Fag.




Posted by Panic!

Yeah, I'm usually caught up on celebrity news and TMZ is my favorite tabloid.




Posted by Panic!

And here's the mugshot.





Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Panic;937559]Yeah, I'm usually caught up on celebrity news and TMZ is my favorite tabloid.a favorite tabloid, what the **** is wrong wiht you




Posted by Ant

that ***** got ****ed up. but apparently she was trying to bite his tounge off so can't blame him.




Posted by Panic!

[quote=BLUNTMASTER X;937630]a favorite tabloid, what the **** is wrong wiht you

Real news is generally boring. Celebrity news is more interesting.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Panic;937640]Real news is generally boring. Celebrity news is more interesting.you're a ****ing idiot




Posted by Omni


Quoting Panic: Real news is generally boring. Celebrity news is more interesting.


Wow.



Posted by Y2kMISFIT

Why did she bite him, do you think he said to her "Your going to love my nuts!!"

...He should of got a German hooker, you know the Germans makes great stuff...

The jokes are endless...




Posted by Panic!

Hahahaha!! That put a well needed smile on my face :D




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Panic: XD I'm waiting for Billy Mays to go buck wild on someone. OxyClean their clock.


Billy Mays is a gentleman and a scholar, and would never do such a thing.

EDIT -
Quoting Panic: Real news is generally boring. Celebrity news is more interesting.


Even though you know people this stupid actually exist, it's still a shock to hear it come out of anyone's mouth.




Posted by Kodachi

I bet I know what they used to get those blood stains out of the carpet.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That TMZ comment was ****ing hilarious. I mean, the show is funny from time to time, but haha wow. And how is regular news boring? Disasters and murders daily. **** they make movies about yo.

Anywho, it's amazing how ugly mugshots instantly make you.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I believe they use makeup to enhance how ugly you should be




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

probably a better deterrence than a night in jail