Video Games and Women are The Exact Same Thing




Posted by final kaoss

#1 You play both.
#2 It's boring if they're too easy.
#3 If they're too hard you want to give up.
#4 Cheating is fun while you do it, but afterwards you feel a little guilty.
#5 Once you're finished, your friends can get their turn.
#6 Sometimes they're over-used and have lots of issues.
#7 A lot of the time, the least visually appealing ones are the easiest.
#8 Sometimes there are two players, and you have to kick some ***.
#9 When you've mastered with one, you only want to move on to the next.
#10 It's socially acceptable to scream when you finish.




Posted by Panic!

lol Pretty funny. Did you copy/pasta that from somewhere or come up with it yourself? It's clever.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Panic: or come up with it yourself


Is that a joke?



Posted by junior senior

panic and a video game are the same

- both just sit around
- both collect something (the game collects dust, panic collects calories)




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Panic;936669]lol Pretty funny. Did you copy/pasta that from somewhere or come up with it yourself? It's clever.you are the worst kind of person




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

also, #7 is wholly inaccurate, the hardest ****ing games in the whole world are almost all on NES/SNES, which are old as **** when it comes to graphics. owned noob. true gamer's perception shines through to reveal the gaming truth.




Posted by Slade

Sometimes I want to finish that old NES game so bad... but I can't... because it's married and has three kids.




Posted by Foppy D


Quoting Slade: because it's married and has three kids.


HAHA! man someone besides myself made me laugh.