THE VAMPIRO V. EMPIRE OFFICIAL GONE MISSING THREAD PT.XXVI




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

only been gone for three weeks or so but it feels like I haven't touched the internet in six months. It's like one irl day is 5 internet days, you know?

But yeah, blame it on corrupt. Went to manually delete viruses because I was too impatient to run a scan and ended up deleting important stuff and ****ing everything over and I was all "**** it" and haven't had the desire to deal with it. Until just a few minutes ago where I just did a system restore to before it happened and problem solved. So far anyways. But I ****ed up my virus program somehow in the process but not like it did its job in the first place.


so yeah




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: But yeah, blame it on corrupt.


:(:eek::cool:

Glad to have you back, buddy, for however long. oh man the rest of these folks been missin' the shit outta you



Posted by Ant

wait what did corrupt do?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

back until I go to reach for the on button and fall short anyways.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

uploaded music he knew I'd want onto a site with a ****ton of viruses




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

seriously, at least twenty viruses. ridiculously. All the annoying **** too, like the ones that throw up pop-ups and stall your computer and send out massive chucks of data to other computers. My ISP was all "uh... you have a ton of traffic coming from your location... fix it or we're turning off your connection" so it was easier just to not use my computer.




Posted by Corrupt

Oh ****, so it was REALLY all because of that link I uploaded? hahahaha, I'm sorry dude

I'm sorry VGC




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, it actually was. I mean, I barely have enough willpower to turn on my computer as is, and that's without having to deal with virus cleanup.




Posted by Corrupt

Oh I hear ya.

*awaits permaban* XD




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You're pretty much the only person that can get away with it




Posted by Corrupt

I could probably just soar off into the sky right about now

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╚╝║║╚╝ corrupt...




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i didnt know those kind of viruses still existed, thats so 90s




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I know eh? As long as it's not an in your face virus throwing **** up on your screen I really don't give a ****. They're still there because every ten minutes or so it'll be like TROJAN REMOVED but my computer's running fine so who gives a ****




Posted by #061402

I pretty much format every drive if I get a virus. Hate that **** with a passion.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what are they gonna take from me? my password to last.fm? not really worried about that ****. But I never keep anything on my main drive anyways. Easier to wipe it that way.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i love how my dad is all like 'BUT ON THE INTERNET THEY'LL TAKE MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER' and then i'm all like 'someone just needs to look in your trash, man'




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

most id theft happens through social engineering and looking through trash. like, the vast majority.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

cool fact though: about 2 years ago he got an email with his bank's header and layout asking for his CC number and **** and it was spelled terribly so he reported it to our bank and his email was used as evidence in a trial the next year




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

he actually opened that ****? I don't bother with anything I don't reocgnise. Even got a message from "Matt Miller" to "Check out his facebook" but I was like "probably a coincidence... delete."




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

my dad takes his email super serious. treats it like his physical mail.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

classic parent.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I should probably run a virus scan but fuuuuuck takes too long




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

typical woman




Posted by #061402

For a moment there I thought it was Vamp who double posted. Silly me.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

it was. my bad




Posted by Stalolin

vampnagel and vampiro together forever

xxooxx




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

nagel has it right. I haven't run a scan since I got my computer because it takes too long so I don't bother.




Posted by Stalolin

why not just leave your computer on one night and let the virus scan go

that's p. much what i do for virus scanning, spyware scanning, and defragmenting




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Because it's right by my ear and all I'd hear is CHUGCHUGCHUG UH UH UH all night.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

yeah, can't get to sleep with a laptop roaring in my ear.




Posted by Ant

I can barely hear my computer when it's on. But then again I live next to a busy street so I hear cars roaring by all the time. :D




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i live by a hospital AND a busy street. beat that




Posted by Ant

I have someone shooting a cannon outside everyday.

kinda like that guy from mary poppins. remember that?




Posted by Slade

I have complete and utter silence unless the coyotes or peacocks are being noisy. My ears are ringing right now... with SILENCE.




Posted by Ant

hate that.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

don't remember mary poppins




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

My ears are stuffed up so I can hear my heartbeat and the sound of my blood rushing through my head when I sleep. It's pretty ****ing annoying.

it's like DUHDUH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING DUHDUH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING DUHDUH all night.




Posted by Corrupt

oh yeah, mom complains about that all the time, except she describes it as more of a "whooshwhooshwhoosh"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

whoa, that's exactly the sound I was going for. not sure where I got hhhing from.




Posted by Slade

hhhhh




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Think I was going for a shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sound. yeah. but whoosh is exactly right




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

HE'S BEEN GONE FOR OVER A WEEK




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i played graw with him on sat so he's at least still alive




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

too lazy to turn on his computer




Posted by Ant

he said he'd be gone for awhile




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

doesn't love us enough :(




Posted by Slade

This is a diagram of Vamp's heart. Inside the heart are things he cares about, and outside are things he does not.

[IMG]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7928/vampheart.png[/IMG]

edit: it looks kind of like that one foo fighters album




Posted by Ant

beautiful




Posted by Slade

One word from you, Anthony, surpasses thousands from your peers.


*slowly pours cold water down throat*




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

you forgot xbox and kitties




Posted by Ant

those can both go under "things"




Posted by cool gamer dad

i think something actually happenedto him this time.. : /




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=CATBLUNTS420;937590]i think something actually happenedto him this time.. : /WHAAAAAAAAAT




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

why would you say such a horrible thing

well whatever happened to him he managed to turn his xbox on




Posted by Slade

Maybe he literally can't lift his arm high enough to hit the power button on his computer due to numbness.

source: linkin park - numb




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

lisa post nudes or someone do something else totally dramatic to perk his attention




Posted by Lord of Spam

DONT WORRY ILL POST NUDES




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

don't think he would even come on for nudes otherwise i would




Posted by cool gamer dad

[quote=BLUNTMASTER X;937606]WHAAAAAAAAAT
yeah... it was something so the effect of him sinking into his mattress, suffocating him in his sleep. r.i.p. vampiro, king of sleep




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=CATBLUNTS420;937715]yeah... it was something so the effect of him sinking into his mattress, suffocating him in his sleep. r.i.p. vampiro, king of sleepwhat a way to go




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

http://360voice.gamerdna.com/blog.asp?tag=Distorted%20Air

if my streak keeps going it means I'm alive


also, this was worth opening to see slades diagram. ****ing hilariously true.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

added your 360 voice to my rss feed on google home




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

****ing lol'd. up-to-the-minute updates of my physical state.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i just wanna know if you die :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

should have lil webcams near your bed and **** with a STATUS: ALIVE or whatever




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

wouldn't be able to tell. no difference between me rotting in bed alive and me rotting in bed dead.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

gonna attach a battle royale collar to your neck




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

IF YOU DO NOT POST IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS... IT WILL EXPLODE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

thus defeating the entire purpose.




Posted by Slade

opening this thread was made worth it by seeing vamp say it was worth it because of the diagram


The day you came back, I was just about to create a "come home soon" mspaint card and have everyone sign it and write little notes.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

can we do that anyway :)




Posted by Slade

maybe tomorrow. or next time he disappears behind the machinations of the universe




Posted by Lord of Spam

i will cover my penis with paint and hump said card.

it will be an art.




Posted by Slade

bol'd at the image of los humping his paint-covered monitor with mspaint open.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

might as well make it now in preparation of my next departure.




Posted by Slade

maybe tomorrow, then.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

it'll be too late by then




Posted by Slade

how so? If you're gone, then it's perfect timing. And if you're still around, it's still alright timing. I can put this off forever, since if you stay gone for months it'll be like "it's been ages please come back!" or if you leave, then come back, then leave again I can make it right after you leave the second time and it'll be like "don't leave for so long again!"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't even know anymore man




Posted by Slade

[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a188/ketoman77/WeMissYouVampiro.png[/IMG]

I was going to add my own comment but since you're here I don't really miss you enough to write from the heart. so everyone add a comment and sign it!!!!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

well, I lol'd




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/rrifll.png[/IMG]




Posted by cool gamer dad





Posted by Corrupt





Posted by Slade


Quoting Slade: I was going to add my own comment but since you're here I don't really miss you enough to write from the heart.

I actually miss him now so

[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a188/ketoman77/cumhomesoon.png[/IMG]



Posted by Stalolin





Posted by Linko_16





Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

how do we get this to him if he never turns on his pc




Posted by cool gamer dad

hmm, well i could screenshot it with an xbl cam or somethin and send it to him via xbl




Posted by Ant

such dedication!

P.S. omg your post was at 420 how funny is that?




Posted by Ant

[IMG]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4894/cumhomesoon.png[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

brought a little tear to my eye



also, nyeah, lolin, totally need to get some cod going dude




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Ant: such dedication!

P.S. omg your post was at 420 how funny is that?


no it was clearly ten minutes later, retard. let me guess, you were TOO STONED to notice. yeah.



Posted by Ant


Quoting Corrupt: no it was clearly ten minutes later, retard. let me guess, you were TOO STONED to notice. yeah.


yeah guess i was 0_0



Posted by Stalolin

i can do that actually

world at war, right

i realized i have a **** ton of loose change (200 something bux worth) so i can actually buy and subscribe to things

although 60 of it is reserved for dynasty warriors gundam 2 (shut up you're gay it's awesome)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That game looks pretty rad actually.

and cod5 is what I prefer to play right now anyways because I'm way better at it.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

dynasty warriors gundam 1 was alright, only played the demo buuuut i liked it




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

might get DW5:empires during summer drought since it's supposed to own




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DW is gay as **** and boring. With Gundams though? worth it.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

THE GAME WOULD SUIT YOU PERFECTLY THEN HA HA HA HA HA




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: totally need to get some cod going dude


Pictured Lolin and Vamp in a backyard somewhere roastin' up some fish.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

****, I love fire cooked fish. the skin rules hard.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

****it, i didn't sign it in time. oh well, plenty of opportunity ahead




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'm determined to come on at least every other day. It's my goal in life.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

idk, turning on computer is a tough job. sometimes i don't even know how i did it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I find the computer too distracting. That's mostly why I don't turn it on. Too easy to just sit in front of it and forget I have stuff to do.




Posted by Ant

other stuff sucks though.




Posted by Slade

Yeah sometimes I'll avoid my computer at all costs just so I don't get sucked into spending 3 hours surfing cat videos then again sometimes you find gems like this one

[youtube=ifIFbsI4uhU]ifIFbsI4uhU[/youtube]

is it fair to limit this kind of potential? does it make any sense?!




Posted by cool gamer dad

i saw that in your favorites!




Posted by cool gamer dad

im in you're basket, bein a cat lol!




Posted by Ant

*** ****it. it's videos like that that make me realize how much I miss having a cat :(




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

**** i want my cats to have ginormous faces. and bellies




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

holy **** I love that cat. I really want my cats to be fat but I don't want to put them through it at the same time. but videos like that... jeez


Quoted post: other stuff sucks though.


most stuff anyways. Often I end up doing something and think "I should've just gone on the computer..." but it's too late by that point.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;940094]holy **** I love that cat. I really want my cats to be fat but I don't want to put them through it at the same time. but videos like that... jeez



most stuff anyways. Often I end up doing something and think "I should've just gone on the computer..." but it's too late by that point.last known sighting




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4894/cumhomesoon.png[/IMG]




Posted by Ant

I'm pretty used to him not being around much anymore. Been like this for a couple months.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

wish he'd come back and learn that they're makin COD: vietnam