>> APPLY WITHIN TO BECOME BLUNTMASTER X'S NEW POSTING BUDDY<<




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

vgc is dying. know why? cause our good buddy vampiro v empire aint posting any more. what i need is a true posting buddy to help me wage war against good quality posting and set the new posts page alight with inane opinions and lowercase typing.

qualities necessary:
- a huge ****ing gamerscore. like mine.
- penchant for p.
- willingness to post for at least 8 hours every day
- like cats. the poster and the animal.
- not exoxile
- xbox shootan guns etc etc
- hatred for speedfreak and his kin
- large repetoire of fat jokes to be used against panic

submit your applications itt, BLOCK LOWERCASE ONLY




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

oh yeah and you gotta be cool with double posting and not using the edit button to add **** to your post

and leavin typos in




Posted by Ant

I would, but eh.




Posted by Omni

I'd do it, but I don't meet more than half of the necessary requirements. At least I'm not ExoXile.




Posted by Stalolin

my gamerscore isn't that huge and i hate console fps games

I'M OUT




Posted by coromoro

I don't have an Xbox. I'm sure that alone disqualifies me.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

you can amalgamate your powers and become a single entity

fat suicidal mexican who likes black metal




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i would be sexellent for this position




Posted by coromoro

I'm liking the sound of this.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Angelwing;933724]i would be sexellent for this positionok i need you to adopt this avatar and sig pic

[IMG]http://www.vgchat.com/customavatars/avatar829_117.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.vgchat.com/signaturepics/sigpic829_14.gif[/IMG]




Posted by cool gamer dad

looollll


well i'd do it, i love cats but i hate myself so...




Posted by coromoro

Let's ALL be the new Vamp by setting those pictures as our avatar and sig. That'd be hilarious.




Posted by coromoro

It'd be really funny when Vamp came back too.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

no problem




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

only one vamp




Posted by coromoro

Hahahaha, that's great. You have to set your font as his though.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Angelwing;933749]no problemseriouspost, my heart actually leapt a little when i saw your post




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

what is his font




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

IT'S LIKE HE'S REALLY HERE




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting The X: seriouspost, my heart actually leapt a little when i saw your post


so did mine, until i realised it was just me :(



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i would sacrifice 100 posters just to have him back by my side




Posted by coromoro

Gonna test to see which one is his font:

[FONT="Times New Roman"]Hi, I'm Vamp.[/FONT]
[FONT="Book Antiqua"]Hi, I'm Vamp.[/FONT]
[FONT="Georgia"]Hi, I'm Vamp.[/FONT]
[FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Hi, I'm Vamp.[/FONT]
[FONT="Palatino Linotype"]Hi, I'm Vamp.[/FONT]
[FONT="Verdana"]Hi, I'm Vamp.[/FONT]




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

it's verdana something




Posted by coromoro

It's hard to tell, but it might be the Verdana one.

New thread. Should load faster when VGC decides to slow down.

Dang it... I don't know what it is! It's not "Verdana," though.




Posted by Stalolin

oh *** it does feel like vamp is back

man i do miss him




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

how's this




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

haha nope




Posted by coromoro

[FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"]New thread. Should load faster when VGC decides to slow down.

http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=32383[/FONT]

I think that's it. "Microsoft Sans Serif."




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

how's this




Posted by Corrupt

hey guys I'm back

e: yeah, it's tahoma




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

close enough




Posted by coromoro

Yup, Corrupt's definitely right. Good eye.




Posted by Corrupt

thanks buddy




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

oops didn't see corrupt's post.




Posted by WillisGreeny

[quote=The X;933758]i would sacrifice 100 posters just to have him back by my side

...I felt you starring at me.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

this owns. it's like vamp is really here




Posted by Ant

vamp rarely stupid posts though.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

you're a stupid post

zing!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Angelwing;933858]you're a stupid post

zing!perfect




Posted by Omni


Quoting The X: seriouspost, my heart actually leapt a little when i saw your post


I saw some weird post in another blog and was like, "Wow, why would CJ post that?" Then I realized it wasn't him. :(



Posted by Slade

hahahahahahahahahaha




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

lisa, change your name to Vampiro P. Empire




Posted by Slade

There's gotta be a better name than that!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Vampiro X. Empire




Posted by Slade

Vampnagel P. Wingpire




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

ok, that owns




Posted by Slade

I knew it was coming I just had to wait for it.

To come, I mean.

Then it came, and I was relieved.




Posted by cool gamer dad

i've been wanting to change my name to CATBLUNTS420 fir awhile now




Posted by The Judge


Quoting The X: vgc is dying. know why? cause our good buddy vampiro v empire aint posting any more. what i need is a true posting buddy


You are gayer than the admittedly gay members here.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

VEGA AVATAR




Posted by The Judge

You make Panic look like an accomplished individual.




Posted by The Judge

You're p. much no better than Klarth. And here I had high opinions of the British/Scottish/Irish.




Posted by The Judge

You're even more annoying than ExoXile. At least when he acts like an idiot, he can fall back on being from a non-english-speaking country.

F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck this, I'm going to work.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i thought you and klarth resolved your differences




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Slade: Vampnagel P. Wingpire


request sent



Posted by coromoro

Wow... that's great.




Posted by WillisGreeny

I'm sure Vamp is smiling up at us now.

Also, The Judge sure is posting a lot these days.




Posted by Ant

not really




Posted by WillisGreeny

Twice is quite a bit for him these days, even without the bait.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

bet Vamp is just signed out but still viewing all of our posts. once he sees this name he will become enraged and sign back in.




Posted by coromoro

Wow, even the title and profile now. You are Vamp. We don't need the other guy now.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I should start posting like him starting now




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

It's been so long I forget his style.




Posted by coromoro

Just say "buddy" a lot.




Posted by Slade

also "eh buddy"




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I do anyways, this should be easy eh buddy




Posted by cool gamer dad

easy, steps to becoming vamp by catblunts420:

1. uuuunnnghghhhhghhnn i don wanna do it you do iiitttttt
2. uuunnngngnhnhnngg i dont wana turn my computer onnnnnnn
3. acknowledge i'm the best rainbow six player on vgc

yeah idk, actually i'm making this post to test out my name change




Posted by cool gamer dad

yeah it owns




Posted by Linko_16

Things are going to get p. confusing for a while when Vamp comes back.




Posted by coromoro

He is back. :dunno:


Quoting CATBLUNTS420: yeah it owns


It goes well with your new avatar too. :cool2:



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting CATBLUNTS420: easy, steps to becoming vamp by catblunts420:

1. uuuunnnghghhhhghhnn i don wanna do it you do iiitttttt
2. uuunnngngnhnhnngg i dont wana turn my computer onnnnnnn
3. acknowledge i'm the best rainbow six player on vgc

yeah idk, actually i'm making this post to test out my name change


Hey buddy, thought you were done with that stuff.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Linko_16;934082][COLOR=indigo]Things are going to get p. confusing for a while when Vamp comes back.[/COLOR]he's never coming back

also, i want a namechange too. what should it be




Posted by cool gamer dad

bluntmaster x




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

doin it




Posted by Ant

I wish he was here if only so none of this tomfoolery wouldn't have happened.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

the judge and ant: officially on their periods




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting The X: he's never coming back

also, i want a namechange too. what should it be


why not just bust out the cat machine here too, bro



Posted by The Judge


Quoting The X: the judge and ant: officially on their periods


The X: Used to be entertaining.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i'm nothing without vamp




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

or people to ridicule




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I DID IT




Posted by WillisGreeny

[quote=BLUNTMASTER X;934196]or people to ridicule
My gift to you:

I like anime stuff and am easilly hurt by insults!
Hey X! Want to be my friend? ^_^
Who's your favorite Inuyasha character?
I like Inuyasha because he's Kowaiiiii HEHE
naninaninaninani
OTAKU POWER!!!




Posted by cool gamer dad


Quoting BLUNTMASTER X: I DID IT

looollll yeessss



Posted by The Judge


Quoting BLUNTMASTER X: or people to ridicule


You have plenty of people to ridicule, but your insults just aren't entertaining anymore, mostly because they're always the same thing, usually along the lines of "Bawww" or "wow you're stupid."
[spoiler]Maybe you're going to mock me by saying either of those two things or just calling me on being predictable.[/spoiler]
Maybe if you had fresh insults and didn't act exactly as expected of you every time you post, you'd be a better troll.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

judge you're so predictable




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

BOOM

ROASTED




Posted by The Judge

I wouldn't honestly be surprised if you were this way in real life too.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

irl i wouldnt associate with people such as yourself, vgc forums poster THE JUDGE




Posted by The Judge

Haha, what you must think of me.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

child-molesting security guard




Posted by Ant

who hates getting wet, I might add.




Posted by The Judge

Blind rage




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;934352]who hates getting wet, I might add.i bet he loves getting little girls wet though




Posted by Ant

I know I would!




Posted by The Judge

Welp, not much else I can say to all that. I guess BLUNTMASTER X has me beaten on all sides. So in lieu of keeping up with the continuous back and forth of insults, I'm out.




Posted by Ant

late




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

sun tzu taught me all i know about the art of arguing




Posted by Ant

apparently he's done with vgc now too actually. chalk another one up for THE X




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

the judge?




Posted by Ant

THE judge




Posted by Omni

I wonder when the real Vampiro will be back. I also wonder how he'll react to all of this weird crap that went on while he was gone.




Posted by Linko_16

Weird crap usually happens while he's gone, but this is a first.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;934535]THE judgeif a person is honestly gay enough to leave because of another poster they are very gay anyway. move out, ant. save youresalf




Posted by Slade

Idk X, since people usually only stick around for the other members anyways, why wouldn't it make sense for them to leave because of members, too?

I wouldn't come here anymore if it was empty. I also wouldn't come here anymore if everyone stopped posting with personality.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i will miss THE JUDGE




Posted by Slade

Would you miss me? [IMG]http://vgchat.com/customavatars/avatar3483_72.gif[/IMG]




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

most of all...............




Posted by Omni

I thought you missed CJ most of all.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

*** ****it




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i miss all of you




Posted by Corrupt

<3




Posted by Ant

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