13 year old dad




Posted by ExoXile

Just, [URL="http://livenews.com.au/Articles/2009/02/13/13yearold_father_keen_to_be_a_good_dad"]holy ****[/URL].

Didn't think you could get someone pregnant at the age of 12.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

As long as you're producing (healthy) sperm (usually at the age of twelve) you can make a girl pregnant. Not really all that surprised, considering kids have sex way early.




Posted by ExoXile

12 sounds like an earlier bloomer.


[Wikipedia: Although there is a wide range of normal ages, on average, girls begin the process of puberty about 1-2 years earlier than boys (with average ages of 9 to 14 for girls and 10 to 17 for boys), and reach completion in a shorter time]

Holy ****, 17? That must suck.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: and 10 to 17 for boys


Ten would be an earlier bloomer. 12 to 13 sounds average.



Posted by ExoXile

Guess you're right.
Forgot I was in 7th grade when I was 12.




Posted by Xero

“I didn’t think about how we could afford it,”

WHOOPSIE




Posted by Ant

how girl get pregnant? how this community? how. how. how?




Posted by Kutlass

I would have commended their good sense to get an abortion.




Posted by ExoXile

It should serve as a warning for the community.
Duh.

:)




Posted by Noir

That's sad. Kids just aren't kids anymore, and innocence is something to just...throw away. When I was 13, I was just chillin, playing outside, doing 13 year old things. I still consider myself pretty innocent at 18, even though I started puberty at what...10? 11? Doesnt mean anything.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

what the hell is everyone talking about

100 years ago people were getting married and starting families in their early teens




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

if you werent fappin by the age of 12 then you deserve to lose your innocence imo




Posted by Kutlass


Quoting Noir: That's sad. Kids just aren't kids anymore, and innocence is something to just...throw away. When I was 13, I was just chillin, playing outside, doing 13 year old things. I still consider myself pretty innocent at 18, even though I started puberty at what...10? 11? Doesnt mean anything.


that's exactly what sad, undesirable virgins prefer to convince themselves of



Posted by Noir

Yeah, okay, but 100 years ago people died a lot earlier than they did now. You kinda had to have kids at 16 for us to continue. Now, people are just sluts. Before, if you were 16 or younger with a kid, you were either Mexican, or a slut. Now...jeez, I don't even know. Little Brits are having kids at 12. Brits!
And I thought they were asexual.

For me, abstinence is a choice. But whatev. If that's what floats your boat, then by all means. Indulge.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

how can you be the same age as me




Posted by Noir

Different ideals, I suppose.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You kinda had to have kids at 16 for us to continue. Now, people are just sluts. Before, if you were 16 or younger with a kid, you were either Mexican, or a slut.


a hundred years ago the concept of "childhood" didn't exist. That's why kids got married at twelve and fifteen and it didn't even matter. Childhood is a recent invention.



Posted by Noir

No. There were still "children". They just had to stop being "children" at a much earlier age due to the circumstances.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, like five




Posted by Proto Man

Vampiro is right. The whole "childhood" thing didn't come about till probably the 50's. Before then, even in America kids were working in factories for pennies. Then after WWII prosperity came, people moved out to the suburbs, and we got the whole "Leave it to beaver" image of children.




Posted by Noir

Sure. Fine. But that's still a kid. Which means they did exist.




Posted by junior senior

p. funny




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Sure. Fine. But that's still a kid. Which means they did exist.


Has nothing to do with anything. You can call them whatever you want, doesn't change the fact that their life resembles nothing close to the life of a child today.



Posted by junior senior

why is everybody surprised that he's 12 and can produce sperm? it's not like he's 9




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No one is but exo and that was only for a little bit.




Posted by ExoXile

Basically I'm pretty jealous of the guy.
Had I done that I would pretty much got a ton of money from the government.

[quote][FONT=Tahoma]a hundred years ago the concept of "childhood" didn't exist. That's why kids got married at twelve and fifteen and it didn't even matter. Childhood is a recent invention.[/FONT]You need to go back a little more than that.
Back a 100 years though it just wasn't so wierd for kids to work.
You were still a child, and were seen upon as such.

Haven't heard of 12 year olds getting pregnant back in the day.
The only place I have heard of legal marriage at age 12 is Yemen.
Which is pretty wierd cause it's legal over there even today.

You could be betrothed to someone, but I hardly think they married before 15 at least.

Then again, I could be wrong.
I know you need to go further back for kids not to be kids.




Posted by junior senior

when i was in 7th grade, a 6th grader got pregnant. age 11




Posted by Kutlass


Quoting Noir:
For me, abstinence is a choice.


funniest thing i've ever heard on vgc



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=ExoXile;928044]You need to go back a little more than that.
Back a 100 years though it just wasn't so wierd for kids to work.
You were still a child, and were seen upon as such.they let teens fight in WW1, which was 95 years ago




Posted by ExoXile

So?
In some places in Africa they use children as minesweepers, they're still children.




Posted by The Judge

They're retarded for not getting an abortion.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=The X;928073][IMG]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg[/IMG]

wat




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

how was his wack large enough... idgi




Posted by ExoXile

Maybe he's well hung.




Posted by junior senior

lol that pic is p. funny




Posted by junior senior

[IMG]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1301A-280_732159a.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1304B-380_732153a.jpg[/IMG]

lol wedding ring




Posted by ExoXile

Know what would be a winner?
What if the child is indeed not his, but she's been sleeping around with some 34 year old dude in an alley.

That'd be hard to take for little Alfie.




Posted by S

Holy **** she's ugly.




Posted by junior senior


Quoting ExoXile: Know what would be a winner?
What if the child is indeed not his, but she's been sleeping around with some 34 year old dude in an alley.

That'd be hard to take for little Alfie.


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Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

kids these days. and their kids.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Well, knowing he ****ed a chick that ugly is a better deterrent than knowing he had a baby.




Posted by Noir

That's HIM?
He looks like...8. And she looks like, 32. Wooooooah.




Posted by Xero

That girl needs a tan.

And she doesn't look 15. More like 25. 0_0




Posted by Jesse Smith

Gah!!! I'm well over twice as old as da kid is...and I have yet to even share my sperm with a chick!!!! Da kid doesn't even know what da word 'finances' means!!!! Blah!!!

(For you kids in Rio Linda, that's money!)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: That girl needs a tan.


That would pretty much do absolutely nothing to help her look better. You'd have to go a lot further than getting a bit of sun



Posted by ExoXile

He's the youngest dad in britland so apparently it's a pretty big deal.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That would be a big deal anywhere. Even in the states people would be like "I AM ****ING OUTRAGED" and it would be on the news 24/7




Posted by junior senior

not the youngest. there was a 12 year old in 1998.




Posted by ExoXile

Insta pro-choice.




Posted by ExoXile

[quote=junior senior;928525]not the youngest. there was a 12 year old in 1998.
Yeah well he's the youngest now hurr.




Posted by Slade

Reminds me of a little puppy and a bloated fish that washed onshore from somewhere really deep in the ocean.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Yeah well he's the youngest now hurr.


owned. holy ****



Posted by junior senior

no




Posted by ExoXile

[URL="http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Boy,_13,_may_not_be_babys_father&in_article_id=537172&in_page_id=34&in_a_source="]I called it.[/URL]




Posted by Xero

How many guys did she sleep with!? I pity the ****ing kid even more now.




Posted by Proto Man


Quoting Xero: How many guys did she sleep with!? I pity the ****ing kid even more now.


Yeah... hopefully he didn't get any STD's.... that'd be tragic at such a young age.



Posted by O.T.L


Quoting Xero: How many guys did she sleep with!? I pity the ****ing kid even more now.


8 including the kid in the pics. And any of them could be the father.

yeah....



Posted by junior senior

rofl




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

how does someone that ugly get guys to sleep with her?




Posted by ExoXile

She looks fine in other pictures, or if it's her I've seen anyway.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

She looks nearly identical to your girlfriend. What do you know.




Posted by ExoXile

Haha, wow, too far man.
Too far.




Posted by ExoXile

Nevermind that was his mum.
Holy **** his mom is hotter than her.




Posted by Omni


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: She looks nearly identical to your girlfriend. What do you know.


I was thinking the same thing.



Posted by ExoXile

I'm sure you did.




Posted by ExoXile

[IMG]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3808/cimg2737oh5copykj7.jpg[/IMG]


I mean, holy hell, there's trying and there's trying too much.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

tal, fat, ugly face. it all looks the same




Posted by ExoXile

Trying too much, trying too much.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

too much ugly in this thread




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, it's just a fact, dude. Sorry I can't distinguish horribly ugly from amazingly ugly.




Posted by ExoXile

I don't find her attractive anymore.
But compared to the other chick there's a huge difference.
But it's pointless to reason so whatever.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

that's like saying poop smells better than sewage.




Posted by ExoXile

If you ever smelled poop, and then sewage you'd realise poop smells but naught compared to sewers.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

whoosh




Posted by Omni


Quoting ExoXile: I'm sure you did.


So am I, considering that I'm the one who said it first and CJ was like, "Haha, yeah."



Posted by ExoXile

I'm sure you did.




Posted by O.T.L


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: how does someone that ugly get guys to sleep with her?


She gets boys.



Posted by Xero


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: how does someone that ugly get guys to sleep with her?


I've been around ugly people last year and they would get laid left and right. I'm not even surprised that she slept with many guys. Would've been surprised if there would only have been one.



Posted by Proto Man

Sounds pretty pathetic.




Posted by Stalolin

you sound pretty pathetic




Posted by Jesse Smith

13 is nothing!!!! A five year old once gave birth!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek:

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp




Posted by junior senior

i know an albo with that name medina lol




Posted by Xero


Quoting Jesse Smith: 13 is nothing!!!! A five year old once gave birth!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek:

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp


It must have ripped her vagina apart >_<



Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Xero;930074]It must have ripped her vagina apart >_<

c section

there is no way a five year old could let one out without breaking most of her bones




Posted by junior senior

he obv. didn't read the article~*~*




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=junior senior;930090]he obv. didn't read the article~*~*

it's not a matter of reading the article

it's knowing about an alternative to vaginal birth that's been around longer than rome




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I've been around ugly people last year and they would get laid left and right. I'm not even surprised that she slept with many guys. Would've been surprised if there would only have been one.


Yeah, thought of that after I posted it really. Lower standards, so it's easier to get laid.



Posted by Iris Jr

Is it too late to have an abortion Iris Sr?




Posted by Proto Man

Any updates on the DNA test yet?




Posted by junior senior

idk, go watch maury




Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting junior senior: he obv. didn't read the article~*~*


Dudette, you're not supposed to read da article, you're supposed to post tl;dr!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D



Posted by Proto Man


Quoting junior senior: idk, go watch maury


Not really into Maury.



Posted by Xero


Quoting junior senior: he obv. didn't read the article~*~*


Yeah I just read the title, saw the picture of the girl and had a thought. *shrugs*



Posted by Slade

I... had this thought. And then it went away.


Got a totally creepy vibe from the fact that no one could get her to communicate who had raped her to them. I can totally understand why, but it'd be really difficult to be in that position if you cared about her. "sis...... MOM?!"




Posted by Proto Man


Quoting Slade: "sis...... MOM?!"


That actually happened to Eric Clapton. Growing up he thought his mom was his older sister. He found the truth out when he was 9.



Posted by junior senior

lol what

source plz




Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting junior senior: lol what

source plz


psst, n00bie, have you ever hurd of tl;dr Wikipedia???!!! :D:D:D:D:D