Gamers in Luv: A VGC Sitcom




Posted by Phantasm

Abstinence




My electronic child, Harryson.
Had to take it to pass Paternity class.

Began Tuesday; ends tomorrow at 9am. I haven't slept at all ;__;
Dear *** if a baby truly cries this much I am never touching a woman ever again.




Posted by The Judge

Haha, he's not white. Way to have a failure child.




Posted by Ant

that's kinda funny




Posted by S

Is it a crack baby?




Posted by Slade

Yeah I lol'd at its complexion. super cute shirt and moccasins though.

What do you have to do to keep that thing happy? I've only seen them in sitcoms and stuff. also, does it get you chicks




Posted by coromoro

Why do you take paternity class? Is it obligatory or something?




Posted by Phantasm


Quoting Slade: What do you have to do to keep that thing happy? I've only seen them in sitcoms and stuff. also, does it get you chicks


The same as a normal baby. Baby cries, I try to guess what it wants and do it.
gases, change his diapers, whatnot.

The chicks don't mind. They mostly ignore you.


Quoting coromoro: Why do you take paternity class? Is it obligatory or something?


Yeah obligatory in order to graduate.



Posted by Linko_16

Can it "die" if you leave it alone?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i sure hope so




Posted by Phantasm


Quoting Linko_16: Can it "die" if you leave it alone?


indeed it does.
I suppose it makes some kind of screech when it dies.



Posted by The Judge

How delightfully absurd.




Posted by ExoXile

Sweet.
What do you feed it?
Would it die if you gave it acetone or something?




Posted by coromoro

Why would something like this be necessary to graduate? :dunno:




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Phantasma: indeed it does.
I suppose it makes some kind of screech when it dies.


Hahaha. If I had that assignment and it didn't really matter for me to pass or not, I'd let it die once I was bored of it just to hear that.



Posted by Dexter

I always wanted to take a class like that. If I relived my teen years, I would like to try high school on to see how it would fit.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Had to take it to pass Paternity class.


Haha. Either you're trying to get girls or wanted a spare.



Posted by Phantasm


Quoting coromoro: Why would something like this be necessary to graduate? :dunno:


I don't know. Ask my big fat paternity teacher.


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Haha. Either you're trying to get girls or wanted a spare.


really, how do i get girls with a fake baby
you guys over there are... different



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Those classes are filled with girls, therefore more opportunities to meet girls.




Posted by Phantasm


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Those classes are filled with girls, therefore more opportunities to meet girls.


oh north america
Over here we're just a group and everyone has to take that class. obligatory.



Posted by Ant

heck yeah. I took a cooking class during high school. it owned. free food, lots of older chicks (was the only fressmen in that class). good times.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Phantasma: oh north america
Over here we're just a group and everyone has to take that class. obligatory.


probably for the best. I mean...most of you are catholic right?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I took art. Mostly because I love art, mostly because all the cool girls took it. Owned hard




Posted by Ant

I also took art, well, not by choice. It sucked hard. teachers were *****es. showed up late almost everyday since it was my first class. good times.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

my teacher was badass. She climbed mount everest the year after I graduated and sent all her old students a photo of her on the summit.




Posted by Phantasm


Quoting Ant: probably for the best. I mean...most of you are catholic right?


Indeed they are.

either ways, last day with the baby was today so I'm done
no more harryson.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Was does catholicism have to do with anything? My school was mega catholic and those girls were slutty as ****




Posted by Ant

exactly. what with their spanish blood they're bound to have lots of kids. it's practical learning!




Posted by ExoXile

Catholic girls are the sluttiest. true fact.




Posted by Phantasm


Quoting Ant: exactly. what with their spanish blood they're bound to have lots of kids. it's practical learning!


the sad truth



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh, I get it now.




Posted by Ant

heh heh heh.

good as new.




Posted by Proto Man


Quoting coromoro: Why would something like this be necessary to graduate? :dunno:


[URL="http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=33363"]This is why[/URL]



Posted by The Judge

I took art. Learned nothing that I didn't already know. What I didn't learn was how to draw better or paint even decently.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

look at me i'm the judge i'm too smart for education

*walks out of thread towards job as a security guard*




Posted by Ant

hahaha. it's funny cause it's true.




Posted by Linko_16

I take all kinds of classes and meet a lot of idiots. I guess the hot, cool girls class eluded me.

Or maybe they found out what classes I was taking and stayed away.

EDIT - Actually, a class with lots of hot and cool girls in it is Japanese. You get your stupid weeaboo *****es the first semester, but then they figure out that ****'s hard and they all drop out. Then it's just girls who are interested in culture and language. Pretty ballin'.

DOUBLE EDIT - Theatre classes have some cool chicks too, but not as many.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: a lot of idiots. I guess the hot, cool girls class eluded me.


The hot cool girls WERE idiots though. It's the price you have to pay.


also, it is true. Art class teaches you nothing. Took music class too. Same thing applied to that class. But it upped my average to the low 90s every year so who am I to complain. For every math and science you take you need an easy class to balance the average.



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: The hot cool girls WERE idiots though. It's the price you have to pay.


Hm, I can of one amazingly hot girl who was really dumb offhand, but a lot of ones in my area were a good smart/hot combo. Or, might just be my preference to really hate the, you know, bleach-blonde fake-tan style which all the stupid bimbos went for.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Most of the girls I was attracted to were the type that could float from one social group to the next. But, by regular standards, they weren't the hottest. At my school anyways the hottest/most popular girls were always dumb. Ridiculously dumb.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

hottest chick i ever met was from the ukraine and was smart to the point that it kinda turned me off her.

basically i was intimidated by her




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, pretty sure most of those dumb girls were faking it for that very reason.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

would make for a good episode of sex and the city

although they probably covered it already




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

didn't know they discussed highschool students on that show




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

its p. much a teen drama with older women

trust me, i've watched a LOT of episodes




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

also very little discussion of sex despite the title of the show




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

All the ones I watched I pretty much tuned out. Though what I saw involved quite a bit of sex and shoes.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

it's a terrible programme




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

most girl shows are.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

GONNA MAKE A SHOW ABOUT... GET THIS... TWO DUDES... PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!! WHOOOOOOOA




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd watch it.

I always get a kick out of people on tv actually playing a video game.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

sitcom where me and speedfreak share a london flat as pro gamers

amusing situations arise out of our contrasting worldviews and video game taste




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

with special guest, peter molyneux!!

[crowd whoops and cheers]




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

peter molyneux plays our overly ambitious landlord, who promises to install a jacuzzi, plasma TV and underfloor heating by the end of the day but ultimately fails and gives us a microwave instead




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

A HUMOROUS SITUATION WITH AN UNDERLYING ANALOGY




Posted by Stalolin

and vamp and someone else are in the flat next door

and you could have random vgc members visit and they'd all clap when one of them entered the room just like they did in the sitcoms of old




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

vamp would be the apathetic computer repair guy




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

or perhaps guest star in an episode as a hot-shot xbox gamer




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[the x enter. vampiro v empire can be seen on the floor with an open computer casing. he is using a stick of ram as a screwdrive]

the x: DUDE

[audience laughs]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hahaha oh ****, never laughed harder. Was nearly crying by the time molyneux was mentioned




Posted by cool gamer dad


Quoting The X: peter molyneux plays our overly ambitious landlord, who promises to install a jacuzzi, plasma TV and underfloor heating by the end of the day but ultimately fails and gives us a microwave instead

lmfao



Posted by Linko_16

Oh, Wacko. X, just go ahead and write a whole pilot episode for VGC Vidja sitcom. Work as many people in as you can.




Posted by Lord of Spam

if im not in it i swear to *** i'll ****ing smash your xbox and cut your internet connection




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

ant and judge - the overly friendly gay couple who live next door
linko - the loveless loser who runs the adult film store beneath our apartment
vamp - works at the computer store where we buy our pro gaming rigs
lord of spam - guest stars as a member of the armed forces in an episode which highlights the reality of using guns outside of a video game. ultimately we learn that playing COD4 is like x100 more dangerous than being in the navy
exoxile - the crazy foreigner who lives below us and bangs his broom at the roof whenever we have fun
cats and slade - have an art studio in the loft apartment of the building. speedfreak and i overcome our pathetic differences to testify in their favor when peter molyneux tries to evict them for smoking bowls
stalolin - when thoughts of suicide threaten to consume an old friend of the x, speedfreak tries to argue in favor of life. his argumentative style is so terrible that stalolin ends up convinced suicide is the only option




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

sex and the city is awesome




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting The X: linko - the loveless loser who runs the adult film store beneath our apartment
exoxile - the crazy foreigner who lives below us and bangs his broom at the roof whenever we have fun


So Exo lives out of my adult film store?



Posted by junior senior

hows babby tyrone doing




Posted by junior senior

also write in me and poco for the sitcom




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Linko_16;928674][COLOR=indigo]So Exo lives out of my adult film store?[/COLOR]we're on the second floor, exo on first, you're on ground




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

where the hell am i




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

chick that lives across the street who we jerk it to until one day she comes over asking for a battery pack for her 360 pad! UH OH! SHE'S A GAMER!

moral of the episode: gamer girls have feelings too but you should probably just hump them and dump them




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

... as speedfreak discovers




Posted by coromoro

I demand to make some sort of appearance!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

coromoro: mexican garbage worker who aspires to earn enough money for a games console




Posted by ExoXile

I'm fine being--great even being the crazy foreign guy but hell, I know how to have fun people.
Especially when drunk.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

you get written out at the end of season 1

speedfreak and i use the investigative skills we learned in phoenix wright to uncover the truth surrounding your arrival in this country. turns out you're an illegal and we get you deported

closing shot: speedfreak and the x stand at the edge of the pier as a tanker sails off into the distance. a far away 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!' can be heard. speedfreak and the x embrace in the heat of the moment before realizing they are sworn enemies, whereupon the hug awkwardly breaks off. cut to credits.




Posted by ExoXile

Sweet.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting The X:

moral of the episode: gamer girls have feelings too but you should probably just hump them and dump them


it's p. much true



Posted by ExoXile

OR THEY'LL DUMP YOU!











:(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Angelwing;928821]it's p. much trueyou're a freaking ice queen




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

mainly because you live in canada, home of snow and ice




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

but mostly because i'm a cold hearted *****




Posted by Slade

Should be an episode in which every character falls in love with her briefly. as in, each experiences like 5 seconds of I-would-die-for-you love almost at random.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

ruining lives, it's what i do




Posted by Linko_16

TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH




Posted by Linko_16

1. Download [url=http://www.celtx.com/]Celtx[/url].
2. One page is roughly one minute of screentime.
3. An episode for a half-hour time slot is about 22 minutes long.

CAN HE DO IT?




Posted by Ant

funny. during my script writing class the teacher was saying to get this program that's like 70 bucks when you can download that for free.

good times.




Posted by Linko_16

I've never worked with anything else, but Celtx is a pretty bangin' program.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

downloading now

gonna do it




Posted by Crazy K

I took art all through high school, had a cool teacher who would always say "I'm Bloody British" and he was in a blues band. Senior year he left us with a new teacher who had to be legally retarded.




Posted by Crazy K

Took art all through high school, had a cool teacher who would always say "I'm Bloody British" and he was in a blues band. Senior year he left us with a new teacher who had to be legally retarded.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

gonna suck




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

this is way too boring




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

it took three days to make one second of old animation. you can do it.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

the inane details are redonkulous




Posted by ExoXile

pigeon reference get




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

reference what




Posted by ExoXile

I once saw a pigeon say redunkelous[COLOR=#cccccc][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR]




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

dude... shut up. my 14 year old emo cousin wouldnt even have laughed at that




Posted by ExoXile

Haha, what?