Abstinence
My electronic child, Harryson.
Had to take it to pass Paternity class.
Began Tuesday; ends tomorrow at 9am. I haven't slept at all ;__;
Dear *** if a baby truly cries this much I am never touching a woman ever again.
Haha, he's not white. Way to have a failure child.
that's kinda funny
Is it a crack baby?
Yeah I lol'd at its complexion. super cute shirt and moccasins though.
What do you have to do to keep that thing happy? I've only seen them in sitcoms and stuff. also, does it get you chicks
Why do you take paternity class? Is it obligatory or something?
Can it "die" if you leave it alone?
i sure hope so
How delightfully absurd.
Sweet.
What do you feed it?
Would it die if you gave it acetone or something?
Why would something like this be necessary to graduate? :dunno:
I always wanted to take a class like that. If I relived my teen years, I would like to try high school on to see how it would fit.
Those classes are filled with girls, therefore more opportunities to meet girls.
heck yeah. I took a cooking class during high school. it owned. free food, lots of older chicks (was the only fressmen in that class). good times.
I took art. Mostly because I love art, mostly because all the cool girls took it. Owned hard
I also took art, well, not by choice. It sucked hard. teachers were *****es. showed up late almost everyday since it was my first class. good times.
my teacher was badass. She climbed mount everest the year after I graduated and sent all her old students a photo of her on the summit.
Was does catholicism have to do with anything? My school was mega catholic and those girls were slutty as ****
exactly. what with their spanish blood they're bound to have lots of kids. it's practical learning!
Catholic girls are the sluttiest. true fact.
Oh, I get it now.
heh heh heh.
good as new.
I took art. Learned nothing that I didn't already know. What I didn't learn was how to draw better or paint even decently.
look at me i'm the judge i'm too smart for education
*walks out of thread towards job as a security guard*
hahaha. it's funny cause it's true.
I take all kinds of classes and meet a lot of idiots. I guess the hot, cool girls class eluded me.
Or maybe they found out what classes I was taking and stayed away.
EDIT - Actually, a class with lots of hot and cool girls in it is Japanese. You get your stupid weeaboo *****es the first semester, but then they figure out that ****'s hard and they all drop out. Then it's just girls who are interested in culture and language. Pretty ballin'.
DOUBLE EDIT - Theatre classes have some cool chicks too, but not as many.
Most of the girls I was attracted to were the type that could float from one social group to the next. But, by regular standards, they weren't the hottest. At my school anyways the hottest/most popular girls were always dumb. Ridiculously dumb.
hottest chick i ever met was from the ukraine and was smart to the point that it kinda turned me off her.
basically i was intimidated by her
Yeah, pretty sure most of those dumb girls were faking it for that very reason.
would make for a good episode of sex and the city
although they probably covered it already
didn't know they discussed highschool students on that show
its p. much a teen drama with older women
trust me, i've watched a LOT of episodes
also very little discussion of sex despite the title of the show
All the ones I watched I pretty much tuned out. Though what I saw involved quite a bit of sex and shoes.
it's a terrible programme
most girl shows are.
GONNA MAKE A SHOW ABOUT... GET THIS... TWO DUDES... PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!! WHOOOOOOOA
I'd watch it.
I always get a kick out of people on tv actually playing a video game.
sitcom where me and speedfreak share a london flat as pro gamers
amusing situations arise out of our contrasting worldviews and video game taste
with special guest, peter molyneux!!
[crowd whoops and cheers]
peter molyneux plays our overly ambitious landlord, who promises to install a jacuzzi, plasma TV and underfloor heating by the end of the day but ultimately fails and gives us a microwave instead
A HUMOROUS SITUATION WITH AN UNDERLYING ANALOGY
and vamp and someone else are in the flat next door
and you could have random vgc members visit and they'd all clap when one of them entered the room just like they did in the sitcoms of old
vamp would be the apathetic computer repair guy
or perhaps guest star in an episode as a hot-shot xbox gamer
[the x enter. vampiro v empire can be seen on the floor with an open computer casing. he is using a stick of ram as a screwdrive]
the x: DUDE
[audience laughs]
hahaha oh ****, never laughed harder. Was nearly crying by the time molyneux was mentioned
Oh, Wacko. X, just go ahead and write a whole pilot episode for VGC Vidja sitcom. Work as many people in as you can.
if im not in it i swear to *** i'll ****ing smash your xbox and cut your internet connection
ant and judge - the overly friendly gay couple who live next door
linko - the loveless loser who runs the adult film store beneath our apartment
vamp - works at the computer store where we buy our pro gaming rigs
lord of spam - guest stars as a member of the armed forces in an episode which highlights the reality of using guns outside of a video game. ultimately we learn that playing COD4 is like x100 more dangerous than being in the navy
exoxile - the crazy foreigner who lives below us and bangs his broom at the roof whenever we have fun
cats and slade - have an art studio in the loft apartment of the building. speedfreak and i overcome our pathetic differences to testify in their favor when peter molyneux tries to evict them for smoking bowls
stalolin - when thoughts of suicide threaten to consume an old friend of the x, speedfreak tries to argue in favor of life. his argumentative style is so terrible that stalolin ends up convinced suicide is the only option
sex and the city is awesome
hows babby tyrone doing
also write in me and poco for the sitcom
[quote=Linko_16;928674][COLOR=indigo]So Exo lives out of my adult film store?[/COLOR]we're on the second floor, exo on first, you're on ground
where the hell am i
chick that lives across the street who we jerk it to until one day she comes over asking for a battery pack for her 360 pad! UH OH! SHE'S A GAMER!
moral of the episode: gamer girls have feelings too but you should probably just hump them and dump them
... as speedfreak discovers
I demand to make some sort of appearance!
coromoro: mexican garbage worker who aspires to earn enough money for a games console
I'm fine being--great even being the crazy foreign guy but hell, I know how to have fun people.
Especially when drunk.
you get written out at the end of season 1
speedfreak and i use the investigative skills we learned in phoenix wright to uncover the truth surrounding your arrival in this country. turns out you're an illegal and we get you deported
closing shot: speedfreak and the x stand at the edge of the pier as a tanker sails off into the distance. a far away 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!' can be heard. speedfreak and the x embrace in the heat of the moment before realizing they are sworn enemies, whereupon the hug awkwardly breaks off. cut to credits.
Sweet.
OR THEY'LL DUMP YOU!
:(
[quote=Angelwing;928821]it's p. much trueyou're a freaking ice queen
mainly because you live in canada, home of snow and ice
but mostly because i'm a cold hearted *****
Should be an episode in which every character falls in love with her briefly. as in, each experiences like 5 seconds of I-would-die-for-you love almost at random.
ruining lives, it's what i do
TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
1. Download [url=http://www.celtx.com/]Celtx[/url].
2. One page is roughly one minute of screentime.
3. An episode for a half-hour time slot is about 22 minutes long.
CAN HE DO IT?
funny. during my script writing class the teacher was saying to get this program that's like 70 bucks when you can download that for free.
good times.
I've never worked with anything else, but Celtx is a pretty bangin' program.
downloading now
gonna do it
I took art all through high school, had a cool teacher who would always say "I'm Bloody British" and he was in a blues band. Senior year he left us with a new teacher who had to be legally retarded.
Took art all through high school, had a cool teacher who would always say "I'm Bloody British" and he was in a blues band. Senior year he left us with a new teacher who had to be legally retarded.
gonna suck
this is way too boring
it took three days to make one second of old animation. you can do it.
the inane details are redonkulous
pigeon reference get
reference what
I once saw a pigeon say redunkelous[COLOR=#cccccc][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR]
dude... shut up. my 14 year old emo cousin wouldnt even have laughed at that
Haha, what?