Well, how this started. I was talking to maian, and he apologized for not talking alot, and that the reason he was so quiet was that he was pranking someone. He wanted me to get in on the prank, so he told me to create a screen name with PDA (Porn Detection Agency), then my first name and last initial. Our story was that we'd detected porn on her computer, and the following convo is what we have to show for it.
Enjoy.
PDA Daniel J: Hello. I am part of the PDA. We've been monitering your IP, and multiple pornography archives have been traced to this Screen Name.
LOVE x3 SHACK: i dont look at porn
PDA Daniel J: Don't lie.
LOVE x3 SHACK: im not
LOVE x3 SHACK: im not like that
PDA Daniel J: Our archives show that you've been viewing numerous pornographic Web Sites.
LOVE x3 SHACK: no i dont
LOVE x3 SHACK: what web sites
LOVE x3 SHACK: im only a little girl.
PDA Daniel J: Oh?
PDA Daniel J: Do you live with your father?
LOVE x3 SHACK: um yes
LOVE x3 SHACK: why would i
LOVE x3 SHACK: because
LOVE x3 SHACK: he can look at everything do on my computer
PDA Daniel J: I see.
PDA Daniel J: Does he view pornography or are you not sure?
LOVE x3 SHACK: im not sure
PDA Daniel J: Because our archives have traced multiple links to this IP and screen name.
LOVE x3 SHACK: what sites
LOVE x3 SHACK: i dont mean to look at it...because i dont
PDA Daniel J: I'm afraid I must inform you that we will have to contact your ISP and have your service permanently disconnected if pornography viewing is not stopped immediately.
PDA Daniel J: Child porn was detected among the links, and it is highly illegal.
PDA Daniel J: You don't want to get the law involved. This is a very serious matter.
LOVE x3 SHACK: okay
LOVE x3 SHACK: well i dont look at it
PDA Daniel J: I believe you.
PDA Daniel J: However..
LOVE x3 SHACK: there are tons of pop ups of pron
PDA Daniel J: I can't very well say that no one in your household doesn't look at it.
LOVE x3 SHACK: porn all the time
LOVE x3 SHACK: well we have 2 computers
LOVE x3 SHACK: and is this the only cmputer
PDA Daniel J: Maybe so, but we've traced intentional visits to pornography sites.
LOVE x3 SHACK: well i dont FREAKING OD IT
PDA Daniel J: I said I believe you, and I'm sorry to bother you over this.
LOVE x3 SHACK: am i going to get arrested
PDA Daniel J: But it is highly illegal, and I would be most grateful if you brought this before your family.
PDA Daniel J: Hahaha. No, we're not going to arrest you.
LOVE x3 SHACK: okay
LOVE x3 SHACK: i will show my parents this
PDA Daniel J: I believe you when you say you don't view pornography.
LOVE x3 SHACK: i dont even no what liek sites and like what it is
PDA Daniel J: But child porn was detected, and it's very illegal.
PDA Daniel J: I see.
LOVE x3 SHACK: child porn
LOVE x3 SHACK: like when did you "detect"this
PDA Daniel J: We've been getting logs of the sites for the past three months.
LOVE x3 SHACK: are you sure you have the right computer
PDA Daniel J: Yes. Our archives do not lie.
LOVE x3 SHACK: well i think it is lieing right now
LOVE x3 SHACK is away at 1:21:16 PM.
PDA Daniel J: I hope your parents understand and comply with this. It is a very serious matter.
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Auto response from LOVE x3 SHACK: calling my parents about somthing.
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PDA Daniel J: Sorry, but I must leave now. It is time for my lunch break.
PDA Daniel J: I hope I don't have to have this conversation with you again. Thanks for understanding, and I'm sorry to bother you. Goodbye.
We decided to give it a rest there, because her parents were getting involved. ;)
EDIT: Don't prank this girl further, please. It's unnecessary as fun as it might be.
You're fucking evil. Loved it, though.
...Do you or maian even know her?
Fine, I'll prank LOVE x4 SHACK!
*applauses* Nice prank, Alastor! I never seen anything that well thought-out.
Change your font color if you intend to post in threads I read.
Unique. I've never done one like that before. You guys make teh Mis0 smile.
Actually, Iris was the first one to do it. That was long ago. It didn't look real because she used her primary account. I had 2 more PDA accounts, but she blocked them first sight. :) She listened to Dan.
Yeah, I know her. Nothing will come of it.
;)
Heh, very nice. Taking advantage of the stupid/young is always funny.
This gives me an idea!