Xbox game night: 05/02/09

7 pm central R6V2 bby

hecka not tonight

i might show up. gonna be a snow day tomorrow so i dont need to go out

i love my RB6V2 character. probably the most badass guy i have made in a vidya

My R6V dude ruled. But then they slightly altered everything in R6V2. So he's not as cool. Though cats' R6V guy was the best.

wasnt that the dude with the pink armor, bandana and ****?

i saw a lot of him. mainly cause i died a lot in RB6 and had to watch killcam

thursday night the 5th guys

although i may be on for a bit tonight, it depends. hit me up on msn

wow, really planning this ahead. 3 months in advance.

oh and I'd join in but you know

dude old games hardly ever drop much in price

wrong. wrong wrong wrong.

cod4 is still $60 here

actually maybe it went up to $70

Yeah, old good games don't drop in price. Unless you get them mega used.

even then, most the time they're $5 less at most

usually good single player games go down, but ones with multiplayer dont

reducing COD4 in price would be a bad move. everyone's willing to pay RRP for that

CoD4 won't go down until CoD6 at least. Though I'm surprised R6V is still way up there considering R6V2 is the exact same just better

yeah i think it's also $40

pretty ****ing ridiculous.

i'd say. after four or five months games should automatically go down to $30

*looks at schedule*

*work 9-5*
*school 6-9:30*

yeah it's pretty gay

can't believe mass effect is only $25, what a steal

Funny thing is, a lot of games like the new Prince of Persia and Far Cry 2 dropped down to 40 bucks basically a month after they were released. Yet you still have three year old games the same price or more.

makes no sense

is far cry 2 any good? worth $40? would i like?

I liked it a whole bunch. Lots of driving and walking, but it's a fun game and it's gorgeous. Certainly not perfect, but more than worth 40 bucks. I mean, it'll last you a good while.

sweet i'll prob pick it up sometime soon. haven't heard too much about it

what about pop?

Worth a rent. Easily beatable in three days then you'll never touch it again. Good game though.

cool. i have sands of time but never really played it. should just do it

Sands is still the best PoP game. Definitely go back and play it.

will do.

saw fc2 at supervalu and it was still $60. maybe it's cheaper at ebgames...

game sucks

steal it instead of buying, better deal

maybe i can get some douchebag at walmart to swipe it but then it doesn't show up haha

has dark booby even played it? I think the only two guys who have are x and I.

yeah looks a little to generic for me as far as shootan goes for my tastes.

far cry 2 would be much much much more fun if they'd given your character a sense of purpose and allowed either fast-travelling or the ability to permanently clear checkpoints

the game's graphics and gameplay are some of the tightest this gen but you dont get to do anything exciting with them

typical mission in FC2

FACTION A:
go to this area. kill this guy. everyone will shoot you. not cause our AI programmers are lazy - BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET MISSION

YOUR BUDDY:
take a lengthy detour from your objective so i can give you a secondary objective. which i cant tell you over the phone that i am using right now.





FACTION A:
drive all the way back to our base for a debriefing



FACTION A:
you did good. debriefing over. no i couldnt have just said that over the phone.

at some point during that you'll probably lose your car in the middle of the desert and have to walk/swim for a while to hijack a new one

or at least have to stop 3/4 times to repair it

FC2 is awful. Traveling is about 80% of the game. And there's nothing enjoyable about the traveling whatsoever. Just you and miles of desert. So for 80% of the game you're either bored or cursing at rocks and trying to find your way up the side of a mountain. Action sequences aren't great either, just standard guns against standard enemies with boring death animations.

Last Fog doesn't know what he's talking about. The traveling is fine because the environment is gorgeous. Plus, there's only a tiny bit of desert.

he's probably exaggerating, but still has a point.

i'll give it a shot

He does, but it's not entirely valid. It's only frustrating when you have heavy malaria and can barely run.

you can get malaria? haha wow

You start the game with malaria. Every once in awhile you'll have to take pills. When you run out of them you have to do go get more. At certain points in the story your malaria gets worse, meaning you have more frequent attacks and can't run as fast or as far.

sounds like it could get p. annoying

Nah. It takes all of two second to pop a pill and there's about ten pills per bottle. It's just near the end of the game where you need to run everywhere but it's like NOPE, GOT MALARIA, YOU GOTTA WALK and you're like fuuuuuuuuuck

the end sucks anyways though. that's the least of the problems.

oh

last fog was last seen on XBL playing Space Chimps

his opinion is p. much invalid

good point THE X

The X is seen online every day sucking banjo's dick.

difference. banjo is a good game.

last fog voted for mccain

owned

You should know by now that I'm an uber achievement whore who can't break the addiction. You play ****ty games because you like them.

Plus I got Space Chimps for free.

didnt you say History Channel: Civil War was a really good game

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I said it wasn't a terrible game. Have you played it? No? Then you have no say.

ergo banjo owns

p. much owned by your own logic

Wha chu talkin bout? I have played nuts & balls if that's what you're getting at. It's gross.

Haha, last fog getting owned and still not backing down. Embarrassing to watch

holy **** deja vu just kicked in

[quote=Last Fog;924980]Wha chu talkin bout? I have played nuts & balls if that's what you're getting at. It's gross.[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/oi4s5h.png[/IMG]

get out

interesting fact: despite enjoy such classics as Avatar: TBE, Space Chimps and Vampire Rain, last fag has never played Mass Effect, Ninja Gaiden 2 or Fallout 3.

owned indeed

I feel bad for having mass effect on my list. wish I could remove it.

if you have 0G still you can delete it

wish I could delete halo 3

fudging online achievements just like, happened and ****

****, lolled for the most part of this thread

you played the movie game of open season to 1000/1000 completion

it has 46 achievements

So your argument fell flat, now just keep listing all the crap I play for points, it's amusing.

How about Party Animals, I got all the whopping 50 achievements! And my mastery of the Cabela's! 4 games in that wonderful series, all completed 100%.

who do you impress with all these points?

All the gamer peons who envy my superior gamerscore.

Actually I'm in endless competition with a few friends. Other than that it's as pointless as say, reputation points on a web forum. Except at least you earn them.

I think it's pathetic. Everyone says they're earning them for some reason other than admiting to being simple rep fags.

i love points so much, you can't even imagine how much i love points.

any sort of points. points this points that

*points at crotch*

willisgreeny you dont belong here

just noticed your quote. lol'd

I propose a game night this friday for Vampire Rain.

We need 8 people: 4 human players and 4 nightwalkers to get a match going assuming no one else in the world is playing it.

no one owns that game. for a reason.

fallout 3 game night this saturday.

party chat it

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;925232]what? How?they added it in NXE. go to any game on your list that has 0G and there's an option to delete it from your list

wish i could delete the 5G i got playing C&C3 :(

how about mass effect game night? don't have fallout 3...yet. christmas present? lol

how does that work

do we all go into party chat and play our respective files

yep

sounds gay as hell.

I'm such a faggot. that feature alone totally won me over

you mean I never have to be alone again?!

nope!

anthony is going to love mass effect

you call yourself an xbot... wow...

have fun!

yes you will!

what's the best class in mass effect?

sex ed

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ahaha

srsly :(

the psychic one. i forget the name. whatever one lets you freeze people and levitate them

sounds p. cool

it might not be the best one to go for on your first run but why not i guess, not like mass erect is all that hard

i'll do it

adept.

run into a room, lift the **** out of everyone, stasis the dudes on the left, then ****ing singularity the **** out of everyone on the right.

Though the first ten hours or so are brutal because adepts are terrible until they're essentially really leveled up. Regular soldier class was almost as fun for me and you start of as a badass.

hmm

mass effect owns

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when the dry spell hits i am totally going to do my engineer hardcore run than i meant to do way back in freakin march 08

I'm with you on that one. Still need to do that. Will be my final run of the game. Should get all the achievements out of it too.

i'd need to do two more runs to get 1000/1000. havent got all the ally achievements or either of the difficulty tier achievements.

MASS EFFECT 2 WHEN IS IT COMING OUT FUUUUUUUUUCk

All I have left is Krogan and Sentinel Ally, Insane, Engineer specific achievements and reaching the 60th level.

Oh, and using 150 medi-gels. That'll be the most difficult to get I think. Even in Hardcore I only used, like, two.


Also, ME2 was supposed to be at GDC. But then they were like "lol nah, just gonna talk briefly about the tech"

the end of mass effect made me totally pumped to keep going, i want that feeling again

the part where shepherd emerges out of the rubble is freakin awesome

Boss battle sucked pretty hard. Like pretty much all final boss battles.

Pretty much just stand in one place blasting away at the dude, running around waiting for your weapons to cool, rinse and repeat. Why they'd lock you into such a time room for the finale... **** knows. Though walking through the citadel with the reaper looming in the background was badass.

if saren (was that his name) had been permanently dead after you talked him into suicide it would have been freakin sweet as hell

i let the council die, which freakin owned

second time around i was gonna spare them but for some reason i couldnt bring myself to do it. owned.

Spared them both times. Such a pussy...

And yeah, that would've been ****ing great if Saren stayed dead. If need be, you should've taken care of Sovereign in another way or something instead of a proxy battle though Saren.

**** no more reading this thread

seems as if they were trying to ruin the game for you. awesome

why aren't you on msn

p much impossible to understand anything we said.

plus, you know saren's the bad guy from the very beginning.

you ruined the game.

or do we only perceive him to be the bad guy...

Actually, you have a point. He's not really the bad guy at all.

ruined, not gonna bother playing

that's what I like to hear.

well played ant

gg night guys

tried playing a bit last night but got motion sickness fuuuuuuck

From mass effect? what a ****ing baby, jesus

should kill myself

or try taking a ****load of domperidone heck yeah

I just find it funny that Mass Effect does that to you but not an FPS. I don't remember, but does the framerate get choppy in that game? Because of it does I could actually see where you're coming from then.

oh yeah, hecka choppy. some of the worst lag (leg) yet

it also does happen to fps. but it's really random. i'm p. ****ed up

It's that bad? Man. I can almost remember a few choppy sections in a big fight, but not like WHOA GONNA THROW UP bad. Maybe you should install it to the hard drive. See what happens then.

hmm good idea. because i haven't even gotten to a big fight yet. I'm only about 30-40 mins into the game. but the nausea got worse from just regular running around without choppy frames. i mean sure, i'm really nauseated 24/7 and have been for a very long time. but only recently have i been experiencing motion sickness from playing games. it's annoying.

so I looked up domperidone and apparently it stops people from lactating. my question is, are there any drugs that cause people to lactate?

some can. i think risperdal is one of them

and domperidone can enhance lactation, not prevent it

ohhhhh sweet! might just get someone pregnant instead, though. the other side effects sound nasty.

yeah, kinda scary. checked my heart a couple weeks later after taking it and it seems to be fine. for now. i'm still nauseated though and not digesting properly/throwing up so should probably up the dosage. h8 taking drugs

it's also banned in the us. sudden death, huh

Well at least we know what happened to lisa if no one hears from her

my cats will eat my body and no one will ever know

circle of life

dung beetles are evolving from a scavenger into an aggressive carnivore at a fast rate. Species that would deal with poop all day or going after other beetles and insects.

You could have dung beetles eating you. that would be cool

why was lisa taking tactation drugs in the first place

druggy. takes whatever will give her a buzz. lactating gives you a wicked buzz

wanna latch to my own nipple and suckle like a mother****er

that's the plan

I wonder if I would die from drinking my own milk

you dont produce any......... it would own though

lol

i'm mentally latching to your teat........ suckle sucke

why would you die? it would be the goodness from your body entering back into your body. total ownage

That's like saying I could eat my own poop and not get sick. It's just not true.

Plus, I assume my lactose intolerance extends to all forms of milk. Even hypothetical man-milk.

Except poop is biological waste. Milk is actually made for nourishment. What thread did I click on?

Yes, but I'm allergic to milk and they're both produced by your body.

Well if you're allergic yes, that's another story. But a lactating woman who's not allergic should never worry about going hungry.

cat's breast milk, $75.50/liter, makes you really cool and super talented and good looking

oh yeah, forgot you were allergic. yeah you'd prob die. should try it

would you play mass effect if you knew goliath from gargoyles was in it

i know he's in it. makes the game own that much more

gargoyles4lyfe

oh man did you guys play last night? fuuuuuuuck was out late

pretty glad I can't lactate. otherwise I'd be sitting here with a bendy straw over my nipple sucking desperately, and that's just not cool

keith david AKA the arbiter

no, in Mass Effect I mean.

the black commander guy, i forgot his name

he punches one of the council members near the end and steals their computer like only a true black guy could

Oh yeah. Anderson. I can totally hear it now.

goliath's voice is so sexy

if i was that latino detective i'd totally cum

his dick is 24/7 rock hard, heh

must be huuuuuge

[IMG]http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/5/57/Keith-david-daughter.jpg/270px-Keith-david-daughter.jpg[/IMG]

Judging by the distance between the tip of his thumb to the tip of his index finger his dick is at least 8 inches.

that's not goliath

goliath is a freakin gargoyle from scotland dude

but you said keith david. that's keith david.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_effect#Cast

yeah, that's totally him

i know

but we're talking about goliath's stony dick of doom, not keith's

gotta be at least 11 inches

AROUND! hyuck hyuck

oh. ten inches at the most.

guys, thanks for the compliments, I really appreciate them

who's ****ing pumped for game night may 2nd?!

it's a fact that it goes day month year

man, you guys use the proper dates as well as the proper spelling?

canda. owns.

lol america

AMERICA THIS AMERICA THAT OUR WAY IS THE BEST BECAUSE WE'RE AMERICA.

hey that could be in a song.

aboot, eh?

in RB2, when you play in montreal all the options end in EH?

it owns

that's kinda funny

you're kinda funny

reallly? you mean it?! THANKS

funny LOOKING

ha ha ha

quebec doesn't use eh. so that is pretty funny

kinda like how glasgow doesnt use OCH AYE

still owns tho

I was gonna make a thread for this, but I've already pretty much lost hope. 2/2 can't play tonight! :(

Anyways, add Gambit22 if you wanna play with your buddy slade 2nite. it's gonna be drunk halo night unless you have cod:waw in which case I'll be playing THAT drunk with my nigga young buffalo. party's gonna be goin on for at least 4 hours so c'mon ******s

**** i have to go to a social tonight noooooo

lol it was last night so it's okay! yeahhh it was kind of a bust, but it was fun enough playing randoms I guess! actually there was this cool guy who was telling me I should do all these drugs... he left to smoke weed and never came back... I bet he's still out there somewhere, taking sleeping meds and smoking weed...

Haha yeah that was a while ago. But I have to say you gave it more thought than I assumed you did. I can't say for sure if/when I'll be using his account again... forgot where I was going with this

Yeah, kept it on there for a few days to ask cats. but he never came on so I was like whatevs

PFFFT, cats?! The night I was getting prepped to be crunk I asked him and he said, and I quote, "not sure if I have xbl gold..."

lol jk luv u man but srsly, there is something wrong with the vgc xbots and I aim to fix it. still can't remember what I wanted to say in my previous post

cats goes off video games for months at a time. he just needs something really awesome to come out to get back into it.

yeah I've got an awesome upcoming release for him... it's called "I will yell at you until you cry"

you're the something awesome

THE X and THE ANT are playing STREET FIGHTER IV p. hardcore right now. been playing for nearly 8 hours straight right now. Haven't done anything like that since Brawl.

good matches bro, your ryu is tight

slade better get r6v OR ELSE

no one plays that game though. why would he get it?

tons of people play it, you don't even know

no sorry I know

CAN'T TRICK ME LISAsaurus

nobody plays the original RB6V

i meant 2

anthony will get it soon

I think you mean the number IV

and I think you mean Street Fighter

and I think you mean lisa

what was that, some mega wind huh!?

yeah you should really lay off the queef jokes

nothing is better than the fresh scent of queef in the morning

amen to that bra

i didnt know queefs had a scent

you've never been queefed on directly then, you're missing out

tru dat

why so black?

I played halo on live for the first time last night. quotes of the night

"HEY BOB I REMEMBER YOU"
"...is that a threat?"

"BOB YOUR *** IS MINE BETTER HOPE YOUR NEEDLER ***** IS THERE TO SAVE YOU"

"OH MAN BOB LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE OTHER TEAM AGAIN I GUESS IT'S A SIGN FROM *** I'M NOT DONE BEATING YOUR FACE IN"

*every time I kill bob or nearly kill him before dying*
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS"
"I'M YOUR ***** I'M A LITTLE *****"



note that during this whole time I didn't have the mic on, but was yelling loudly next to the guy who did

i'm a black woman

slade get an xbox already

if that were true, you wouldn't even be close to attractive

true story

why so racist booby?!

lol. some are attractive. some black guys are super hot though <3

that's like less than 3%

I'm surrounded by like, so many black women, I only found 2 so far that were attractive. But they looked like there was a mix in there, not like a 100% blackness

yeah, not 100% black.

more attractive black dudes than black chicks though

btw, watch out, some are hung, and the others are hung like horses. And you're tiny, just like, a warning and stuff you know :O

gonna post my brokebox to slade

though it prolly wouldnt work in america

yeah, you guys have crazy outlets

i'll make the dick fit

because we use double the voltage of any other country in the world for no real reason

gonna buy street fighter brb

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS