finally got my orders




Posted by Lord of Spam

first i go to groton, ct to go through welding school, then after that ill get some time off before being stationed at the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Buffalo]USS Buffalo[/url] out of guam.

im really ****ing pumped about this ****. i get to learn how to sear metal together with fire, and then i get stationed on a tropical island? **** yeah




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

why would they station anyone at guam?




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;923468]why would they station anyone at guam?

to weld




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

of course!




Posted by junior senior

come meet me




Posted by Slade

I live in guam. It is a wonderful place.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i know theres a naval base at guam, as well as a an airforce base. not sure about anything else. basically its just something we kept from ww2 to make sure we can project power into the asian region.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

so pretty much no point to go there except not do anything of importance?




Posted by Dexter

Guam sucks hardcore. You think it'll be cool until you finally get there. Hawaii is a much better island, especially to get stationed. You'll grow tired of Guam fast. Have a blast at the G-Spot and Club Viking though.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

guam-tanamo bay

its a shame you didnt get to go to iraq.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

yeah, too bad




Posted by Lord of Spam

whoa whoa whoa, hold hte **** up.

theres a CLUB VIKING?

**** yeah son




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, matt miller is gonna park his sub 100 feet below the sand




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: yeah, matt miller is gonna park his sub 100 feet below the sand


ifyouknowwhatimean



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

dohohohoho




Posted by Ant

GAY SEX




Posted by Lord of Spam

from what ive heard from various people, it seems that if you were stationed on guam and werent a total douchebag, its pretty awwright. if you WERENT stationed on guam, it sucked.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

maybe you'll acquire a hot asian wife




Posted by Dexter

Getting stationed in Hawaii is far superior to being stationed in Guam. It's just a better location. Guam is way too much military. You'll grow tired of them/it. At least Hawaii has a lot of other stuff going for it. Gives you the opportunity to escape from time to time. When you get to Guam, you'll realize how much people there wish they were in Hawaii.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Dexter: Getting stationed in Hawaii is far superior to being stationed in Guam. It's just a better location. Guam is way too much military. You'll grow tired of them/it. At least Hawaii has a lot of other stuff going for it. Gives you the opportunity to escape from time to time. When you get to Guam, you'll realize how much people there wish they were in Hawaii.


This coming from your vast military experience.

oh, wait...



Posted by Proto Man


Quoting The X: maybe you'll acquire a hot asian wife


I would not be surprised. Most people who go to that area come back which a wife.



Posted by junior senior


Quoting The X: maybe you'll acquire a hot asian wife

yeah like foppy d



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

would be funny if he did end up marrying some random asian chick and came on VGC two years from now posting pics of her and we'd have to be like 'yeah... man... she's uhhh nice'




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ugly as ****




Posted by G-Sides

hey now, be nice




Posted by Lord of Spam

my goal is to do as many terrible things to as many foreign women as possible

only real reason to join the navy imo




Posted by Foppy D

JS I got mine online.

It was one of those mail-order bride scams where they just want to steal your credit card number, but they messed up and actually sent me someone.




Posted by junior senior

your kids don't look as asian as you would think tho




Posted by Foppy D

so how asian did you think they would be?




Posted by junior senior

legit. slanted eyes, dark hair




Posted by Kutlass



i'm sure these guys will be delighted to see you!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

looks pretty happy




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

it's even smiling




Posted by ExoXile

It's waiting for MM.




Posted by Lord of Spam

man, i want one of those hardcore now. i dont give a **** how venomous or illegal it is, i want a snake that smiles all happy like.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_tree_snake#Venom

purchase confirmed




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/50/IMG_1228.JPG/800px-IMG_1228.JPG[/IMG]

HOLY ****




Posted by Dexter

HUGE frogs in Guam. Sand castle and stone park are pretty nice locations, too.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

tree snakes are huuuge *****es. man, just look at him




Posted by Kutlass



well, i bet guam doesn't have any of THESE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

mother nature sure does create some stupid ****




Posted by Slade

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2008/08/10/ST2008081001827.html

I'm writing a little outline on this article for biology. I was looking for a "life science" topic this morning and I had guam and snakes on my mind, so yeah. mm invading my life


oh yeah, 3k snakes per square mile? **** son




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Needs to implement Whacking Day.