I am one, and therefore I have been banned for no other reason but being like master vamp and X wants me.
What have I done wrong, masters?
Do I also have to lick your balls?
I am so sad.
While we're at it, why not make them gods?
Yes! let's make them gods, they would be fair and splendid.
They would rule the world with grace, and we could all lick their balls.
Mods are such a lowly task for such beatuiful minds.
Don't mind mine typos, this is merli what norsmen tipe like.
It is horrid, but cant not be halped.
Man, that's funny.
Was it Vamp?
'Vamp?
No it was the almight Vamp, my god an saviour.
I think he has me on ignore though, so he can't witness my worshipping.
All praise the humple guds.
ExoXile, the reality series.
When dickheads meet people they can pick on who are deeply upset about it, you'll never believe the wacky situations that happen!
Catch the season premier tonight at 8 on ABC.
I shall rename sweden to vampland, as it is his to rule.
His and X's, they deserve it, they may do whatever they want with it.
Rape the lakes, bomb the **** out of it or just ride one of our polar bears.
For you have sown me great greatness.
It's only twelve hours.
[quote=The Judge;923369]ExoXile, the reality series.
When dickheads meet people they can pick on who are deeply upset about it, you'll never believe the wacky situations that happen!
Catch the season premier tonight at 8 on ABC.
You don' think I'm having a blast right now?
Call me easily amused, but I find this hilarious.
I mean, haha, jeez Vamp.
Could you be more childish?
No matter, this is a blast, keep it up!
Of pure torture!
*audience laughter*
ExoXile was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Hahahahaha
Stupid Nor Semen.
hahahahaha
We like it white and gooey, with sharks in it.
My polar bear goes "Vroom" when you crank its ears.
It must be our ***s that trimmed it for you, ALL HAIL!
Or did you give him some of that ****ty goo and forced it upp its arse?
cuz tahtd probably work two
So do you want me to bleed a goat or a penis in your in your hionor`?
I can't decide.
I still believe in you gods, I have my book here written in runes that all I have to do is believe in you and you shall perfrom mirkles!
So what's up almight ones`
this guy
Do not make me sound big in fropnt of our gods it might count as blasfimy.
Wouldt wnna enrage
The new JS.
this is actually brilliant
descent into insanity. only about two thread pages away from HEATHER!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO HEATHERRRRRRRRRR
I don't get it. :(
heather was the downs syndrome girl he abducted from a mental institute in california
haha, man, forgot about her.
She was a member here that he started dating. She used to go to sweden and **** too. Eventually she broke up with him and he had a mini breakdown. Someone should find a picture of her. You'll get a good laugh out of it.
Wow, I wish I would've been here to see that. That's hilarious. You guys remember her username?
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what happened
Wow, that's hilarious! So they met here? Why'd she break up? Did they love each other? I wanna know more.
Can't remember the details, but they definitely met here. They certainly loved each other enough to spend the money to travel back and forth to Sweden and America. As for breaking up, not entirely sure. Either distance related or she got another dude. I was gone when this happened so I missed most of it.
That's so funny. :cool:
he told me he cried
We rly lvd eacothr and then we broke up becuz my penis broke in an avlance.
We coud not have sex anymower so I cried averyday until dis day.
Huh, she's even prettier now that you're saying she's a downie.
As you seem to lack the grasp of what that is.
But yeah, if the gods of vampland says so it is so.
vamp is always right
Lord vamp of vampland.
canada*
All of the north.
Heck, all of tyhe world, he's worth it.