[05:17] Selling4Cash716: You just cost me Six Thousand Dollars
[05:18] Selling4Cash716: Six Thousand Dollars
[05:21] Selling4Cash716: Are you there?
[05:22] Nooniens00ng: you are?
[05:23] Selling4Cash716: Chris Siciliano
[05:23] Nooniens00ng: never heard of you
[05:23] Nooniens00ng: prety sure youve got the wrong dude
[05:23] Selling4Cash716: You ruined my deal
[05:24] Selling4Cash716: and cost me six thousand dollars
[05:24] Nooniens00ng: sorry man, but it was me or you
[05:24] Nooniens00ng: and i look out for #1
[05:24] Selling4Cash716: **** you mother****er
[05:24] Nooniens00ng: i tried that but my moms booked solid
[05:24] Nooniens00ng: apaprently shes good at what she does
[05:24] Nooniens00ng: who knew?
[05:25] Selling4Cash716: You still owe me six thousand dollars
[05:25] Nooniens00ng: well, maybe theres a way to settle this
[05:25] Selling4Cash716: yeah
[05:25] Selling4Cash716: pay me
[05:25] Nooniens00ng: perhaps six thousand dollars worth of human feces?
[05:25] Selling4Cash716: hell no
[05:25] Nooniens00ng: i hear you can sell it to farmers for fertilizer
[05:25] Nooniens00ng: and ive got tons stockpiled
[05:25] Selling4Cash716: I have connections with the Mafia
[05:25] Selling4Cash716: so don't mess with me
[05:25] Nooniens00ng: hey, me too!
[05:25] Nooniens00ng: you know jimmy?
[05:26] Selling4Cash716: yeah
[05:26] Nooniens00ng: sweet, tell him i said sup
[05:26] Nooniens00ng: havent talked to him in forever
[05:26] Selling4Cash716: He wants to get rid of you anyway
[05:26] Nooniens00ng: well tahts rude:(
[05:26] Nooniens00ng: and after i went to all the trouble to get him that nice thai tranny:(
[05:26] Nooniens00ng: those are expensive man:(
[05:27] Selling4Cash716: You can just pay me the money
[05:27] Selling4Cash716: You wrecked my deal
[05:27] Nooniens00ng: well man, see heres the ahrd part
[05:27] Nooniens00ng: i wreck a lot fo deals
[05:27] Nooniens00ng: so yuore gonna have to be more specific
[05:27] Nooniens00ng: was it the **** smuggling deal?
[05:27] Selling4Cash716: I was close to sell some land
[05:27] Selling4Cash716: and you wrecked the deal
[05:27] Nooniens00ng: hm
[05:28] Nooniens00ng: land where?
[05:28] Nooniens00ng: was it the one with the hooker storage?
[05:28] Selling4Cash716: outside of Buffalo
[05:28] Nooniens00ng: OH, it WAS the hooker storage
[05:28] Nooniens00ng: yeah, see, those hookers were all mangy and gross dude
[05:28] Nooniens00ng: they had the herp bigtime
[05:28] Selling4Cash716: It was an empity lot
[05:28] Nooniens00ng: to unknowing eyes yeah
[05:28] Nooniens00ng: but they were there
[05:28] Nooniens00ng: underground
[05:28] Nooniens00ng: hiding
[05:28] Nooniens00ng: waiting for the zombie apocalypse
[05:29] Nooniens00ng: you there man?
[05:29] Nooniens00ng: i still wanna work this out
[05:29] Selling4Cash716: yeah
[05:30] Nooniens00ng: i still think the feces deal is the best way
[05:30] Selling4Cash716: no
Got a laugh out of it. if only it were real and your life was actually in danger.
no one buys land in buffalo anyways. ****hole
oh ho, theres more
[05:30] Selling4Cash716: no
[05:30] Selling4Cash716: cash
[05:30] Selling4Cash716: only
[05:30] Nooniens00ng: hm
[05:30] Nooniens00ng: well, what about 3000 in cash, covered in 3000 worth of feces?
[05:30] Selling4Cash716: no
[05:30] Nooniens00ng: or maybe 1000 with 500 of feces?
[05:30] Nooniens00ng: *5000
[05:30] Selling4Cash716: no ****
[05:30] Nooniens00ng: dude, i think youre underestimating the feces marklet
[05:30] Nooniens00ng: its a growing commodity
[05:30] Nooniens00ng: 1000 today is probably gonna be 10000 tomorow
[05:31] Nooniens00ng: im trying to help you out here
[05:31] Selling4Cash716: I view your offer as disrespect
[05:31] Nooniens00ng: aww, see now thats just mean:(
[05:31] Nooniens00ng: im trying to help you here:(
[05:32] Nooniens00ng: so we got a deal man?
[05:32] Nooniens00ng: 6k in poop?
[05:32] Selling4Cash716: 6K in CASH
[05:33] Nooniens00ng: hm
[05:33] Nooniens00ng: what if i cum on the poop first?
[05:33] Nooniens00ng: thats worth like
[05:33] Nooniens00ng: 12k
[05:33] Selling4Cash716: ****no
[05:33] Nooniens00ng: DOUBLE your monety
[05:33] Selling4Cash716: Cash
[05:33] Nooniens00ng: see now thats a problem
[05:33] Nooniens00ng: gotta be a way to work this out
[05:33] Nooniens00ng: mybe i can get 6k worth of trannies to **** on your chest?
[05:33] Selling4Cash716: no
[05:33] Nooniens00ng: 6k in trannies, 6k in tranny ****?
[05:33] Selling4Cash716: no
[05:34] Selling4Cash716: I want CASH
[05:34] Nooniens00ng: **** dude, i dont wanna be rude but you dont sound like a very good businessman
[05:34] Nooniens00ng: maybe its possible you lost the deal on your own?
[05:34] Selling4Cash716: You lied about me
[05:34] Nooniens00ng: well like i said i have a bad memory
[05:34] Nooniens00ng: what did i say?
[05:34] Nooniens00ng: whod i say it to?
[05:34] Selling4Cash716: That I am a con man
[05:35] Nooniens00ng: well, are you?
[05:35] Nooniens00ng: cuz if so, that makes sense
[05:35] Nooniens00ng: hell, i dont even know anyone named chris
[05:35] Nooniens00ng: maybe i was just speaking in tongues and someone misheard me?
[05:35] Nooniens00ng: thats possible
[05:35] Nooniens00ng: i get riled up sometimes at church
[05:35] Nooniens00ng: or walking the streets
[05:35] Selling4Cash716: Your a moron
[05:35] Nooniens00ng: or jsut ing eneral
[05:35] Nooniens00ng: i cant help it if the spirit moves me
[05:36] Nooniens00ng: when i hear the LORD i must spread HIS GOSPEL
[05:36] Nooniens00ng: sometimes he tells me things
[05:36] Nooniens00ng: like to stock up on human excrement
[05:36] Selling4Cash716: Are you on drugs?
[05:36] Nooniens00ng: HE assumes me that it will be gold once the zombie apocalypse comes
[05:36] Nooniens00ng: no, sir, i am not
[05:36] Nooniens00ng: i am high on the LORD
[05:36] Nooniens00ng: PRIASE HIS NAME
[05:36] Selling4Cash716: Your on crack
[05:36] Nooniens00ng: my on crack?
[05:36] Nooniens00ng: OH, you mean YOU'RE on crak
[05:37] Nooniens00ng: derp a derp
[05:37] Selling4Cash716: Shut the **** up
[05:37] Nooniens00ng: yeah, see im gonna guess you lost this deal on your own
[05:37] Nooniens00ng: cant even tell a good deal... turning down 12k in tranny poop:(
[05:37] Selling4Cash716: Its not worth a **** thing
[05:37] Nooniens00ng: like i said, you have to look forward man
[05:37] Selling4Cash716: scrap metal would be worth more
[05:38] Nooniens00ng: you have to listen to hear the LORD and let him tell you what to do
[05:38] Nooniens00ng: PRRAISE XENU, LORD ON HIGH
[05:38] Nooniens00ng: the scientologists tr to badmouth xenu
[05:38] Nooniens00ng: to keep you from hearing his word
[05:39] Nooniens00ng: they want all the poop for themselves
[05:39] Nooniens00ng: but i know the truth because i have heard HIS WORD
[05:39] Selling4Cash716: I just need that cash
[05:39] Selling4Cash716: I was going to use that cash in Vegas
[05:39] Nooniens00ng: maybe if i eat 6k, then poop it out? thats like a pretty good compromise
[05:39] Selling4Cash716: no
my only regret is that i had to end it to go to work
I can just imagine the guy sitting at this desk saying "well this backfired... might as well ride this **** out, jesus christ"
theres a bit more, but i dont feel like logging back on to get it
ill post it after work
I'll take that 6k in thai trannies if they're just going to go to waste.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lord of Spam again.
fffffff. Had me lolin'
Hardest I've laughed in quite a while.
poor zeta.
I got a chuckle out of it though.
idk, i chuckled pretty hard when i was doing it, but then when i read it later i p. much shat myself loling
That was pretty funny. Almost makes me want to IM the guy and screw with him.
wonder who it actually was. probably an army dude of matt miller's
Knew it.
wouldn't be too hard to find if someone wanted to.
This is the greatest thing I have ever read. All hail LoS.
matt miller's brother calls him los and we call him matt miller
hahaha
oh lawd dats sum funnay
idk, i think i channeled LoS pretty hxc for that one though.
oh yeah, that's classic los right there.
man, did i really used to be that awesome?
sorry guys
I blame the army, not you.
I printed it out on one of them printer things and took it to band rehearsal last night. I was so proud.
haha, awesome
sorry i missed that text last night dude, i was passed the **** out already