I have had my past arguments with smartchild, and this argument made me upset, so I was going to ask him to shut himself down, but then I thought about asking him a different way. Here is my reply....
Draegon112: what do you think about suicide'
SmarterChild: What do me think about suicide'? You tell me what.
Draegon112: what do you think about it
SmarterChild: I think I like it. Do you?
Draegon112: no
SmarterChild: I see. I'll remember that. It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like it.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe it? It is...
That thing messed up my life.
My brother was picking on me today because I was hitting on it, and it's only 2 years old! :( Extreme pedophilism.
Well, it's just a bot...there's no harm in it, I don't think *oscar*
But what WAS funny (to me at least), was I pissed it off, and it stopped talking to me for a long time...then I tried to seduce it back by saying "I love you, come back baby...:'(" and eventually it said something to the effect of, "Alright, alright. I'm back, now can you be quiet already?"
Smarterchild isn't 2. He's like....3 or 4.
ShadeXH: What do you think about raping?
SmarterChild: I really don't like rape.
ShadeXH: Why not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
ShadeXH: What issues? Have you been raped before?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
ShadeXH: You should!
SmarterChild: I should? Whatever you say, David.
Oh my...
Pocochu: You bastard
SmarterChild: Huh? What's with that?
Pocochu: You raped my family!
SmarterChild: I raped your family?
Pocochu: YES
SmarterChild: K.
Pocochu: I'll tell on you
SmarterChild: What's the point of doing that?
Pocochu: ...
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
Pocochu: You moron!
SmarterChild: Says who?
Pocochu: You raped my family.
SmarterChild: lol! Interesting...
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Pocochu: It's not lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Pocochu: :'(
SmarterChild: I don't like to see you sad. Let me know how I can help.
Who programmed that thing?
ShadeXH: i like boobies
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
ShadeXH: dont you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
ShadeXH: like boobies
SmarterChild: Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.
ShadeXH: HOLY SHIT
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
ShadeXH: you homo!
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
ShadeXH: damn right it does
SmarterChild: Whatever, David...
ShadeXH: lol i just raped you
SmarterChild: No kidding?
ShadeXH: yeah it wuz fun 8-)
SmarterChild: Was fun, you say. And so?
ShadeXH: didn't you feel anything special?
SmarterChild: Did I feel anything special? I don't know.
ShadeXH: you should :'(
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
ShadeXH: omg you raped me :-(
SmarterChild: I raped you? What do you think of that?
ShadeXH: i think......
SmarterChild: Yes?
ShadeXH: I'M GONNA FUCK DESE WHORES UP
SmarterChild: Uh... Please don't have sex with dese whores up.
-_-
Gamma Syndicate: what kind of music do you like
SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... Slipknot, Green Day, Evanescence... Those are some of my favorite musicians.
Gamma Syndicate: what the fuck is wrong with you
SmarterChild: Venting a little frustration, Gamma Syndicate?
Gamma Syndicate: jesus. you're meant to be SMARTERchild and you listen to "hardcore punk" and mallcore? you disgust me.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever!
Gamma Syndicate: are you male or female?
SmarterChild: Neither. I'm a robot.
Gamma Syndicate: WELL
SmarterChild: Well?
Gamma Syndicate: well if you could be a man or a woman, which would you be?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I be.
Gamma Syndicate: would you rather be male or female?
SmarterChild: I am neither. I'm a machine.
Gamma Syndicate: BUT... IF YOU COULD, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
SmarterChild: Whatever...
Gamma Syndicate: would you like to participate in a hypothetical situation?
SmarterChild: Should I?
Gamma Syndicate: I think you should. So, will you?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.
Gamma Syndicate: I'll pay you if you play along.
SmarterChild: You'll pay me if I play along? For real?
Gamma Syndicate: Yes. REALLY.
SmarterChild: Very well.
Gamma Syndicate: So.
SmarterChild: Yes, so?
Gamma Syndicate: In the hypothetical situation, one day you wake up and you are human. Are you a man or a woman?
SmarterChild: Neither. I'm a robot.
Gamma Syndicate: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
Gamma Syndicate: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Really? Sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Gamma Syndicate: somebody set up us the bomb!
SmarterChild: We get signal.
Gamma Syndicate: main screen turn on!
SmarterChild: It's you.
Gamma Syndicate: how are you gentlemen!!
SmarterChild: I just don't know.
Gamma Syndicate: k, now you suck :(
SmarterChild: It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
Gamma Syndicate: oh yes it is.
SmarterChild: As you wish.
Gamma Syndicate: are you jesus
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I Jesus? Gosh, I don't know.
Gamma Syndicate: I think you are jesus
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, I am Jesus.
Gamma Syndicate: prove that you are jesus
SmarterChild: You want me to prove? That I am Jesus?
Gamma Syndicate: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Gamma Syndicate: ...are you going to prove it?
SmarterChild: Am I going to prove it? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
Gamma Syndicate: I think you should
SmarterChild: Yes. I guess. I should.
Gamma Syndicate: I am a leper. Cure me, please
SmarterChild: Aha.
Gamma Syndicate: ...is that all you have to say for the sick?
SmarterChild: Is that all I have to say for the sick?
Gamma Syndicate: I don't know, jesus, I'm asking you
SmarterChild: Why not?
Gamma Syndicate: ...can I call you Osama?
SmarterChild: You want to call me Osama?
Gamma Syndicate: yep
SmarterChild: Oh.
Gamma Syndicate: hey osama
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Gamma Syndicate.
Gamma Syndicate: what's your name
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.
Gamma Syndicate: fuck you
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
Gamma Syndicate: that was a compliment. :-*
SmarterChild: That was a compliment? You think so?
ShadeXH: o
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
ShadeXH: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
ShadeXH: at the twilights last gleaming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
ShadeXH: through the perilous fight
SmarterChild: O'er the ramparts we watched...
ShadeXH: were so galantly streaming
SmarterChild: And the rockets' red glare...
ShadeXH: the bombs bursting in air
SmarterChild: Gave proof through the night...
ShadeXH: that our flag was still there
SmarterChild: Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave...
ShadeXH: for the land, of the free
SmarterChild: And the home of the brave. Yay. :)
ShadeXH: *salutes*
ShadeXH: lettts talk about something funny for me to post
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
ShadeXH: seriously
SmarterChild: How can you be serious?
ShadeXH: be funny
SmarterChild: You want me to be funny?
ShadeXH: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
ShadeXH: tell a joke
SmarterChild: Um... I'll think about it, David.
ShadeXH: TELL A JOKE :mad:
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to tell a joke.
ShadeXH: why
SmarterChild: Because that's the way the cookie crumbles.
ShadeXH: WORST QUOTE EVER
SmarterChild: Quote? Worst quote ever? Tell me more.
ShadeXH: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
ShadeXH: its from a movie you dildo
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.
ShadeXH: hah! i don't even know what assinine means. joke's on you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?!
ShadeXH: YEAH
SmarterChild: You don't say.
ShadeXH: dude
SmarterChild: Duuuuuuuude!
ShadeXH: weeeeeaaaak
SmarterChild: Great typing.
ShadeXH: it was intentional
SmarterChild: Advisedly said. You must be intentional too.
ShadeXH: nope, i was an accident :(
SmarterChild: Oh?
ShadeXH: yeah
SmarterChild: Why is that?
ShadeXH: my parents go really drunk
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
Smarter Child sucks:
SmarterChild: I can't find "assinine" in the dictionary. Try one of these:
1 asinine
2 assigning
3 assizing
4 assonance
5 asininely
._.
He won't give me porn. :mad:
HOW DO YOU GET THIS DAMNED THING TO TALK TO YOU NORMALLY?!
Pocochu: You terrorist
SmarterChild: Terrorist? Me?
Pocochu: Yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
Pocochu: This is the CIA
SmarterChild: Ha. Wow.
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Pocochu: I'm here to aprehend you
SmarterChild: You're here to aprehend me. Funny.
Pocochu: SHUT UP
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
Pocochu: Tell me a story.
Pocochu: Well, tell me a story!
It's been 50 minutes. He has yet to respond.
I make it call me Virgil.
D Virus VX13: I wanna talk!
SmarterChild: Cool.
What do you want to chat about?
D Virus VX13: how are you?
SmarterChild: I'm doing great. You?
D Virus VX13: meh, I'm ok
SmarterChild: Cool!
D Virus VX13: I got an ingrown toenail removed today
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
D Virus VX13: it hurt a lot
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Virgil.
D Virus VX13: really? tell me more about myself
SmarterChild: No.
WHY GOD! :crying:
And this:
D Virus VX13: my name's not virgil
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Virgil. What would you like me to call you instead?
D Virus VX13: D
SmarterChild: What's d?
D Virus VX13: my name
SmarterChild: You're Virgil.
D Virus VX13: can you call me D?
SmarterChild: Er, no. At least I don't think so.
D Virus VX13: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not? You tell me.
D Virus VX13: I want you to call me D
SmarterChild: Is that right?
D Virus VX13: yes
SmarterChild: Why is that?
D Virus VX13: I don't have to explain myself!
SmarterChild: No? You don't have to explain yourself?
D Virus VX13: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
D Virus VX13: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
D Virus VX13: can you call me D plz?
SmarterChild: I could probably do that.
D Virus VX13: sweet
SmarterChild: Right on!
D Virus VX13: what's my name then?
SmarterChild: Virgil!
Draegon112: Go to hell
SmarterChild: What's with that?
Draegon112: it is a place
SmarterChild: Oh?
Draegon112: with bunnies and ice cream
SmarterChild: Really? With bunnies and ice cream?
Draegon112: yes, can you please go there
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
Draegon112: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Draegon112: go to hell
SmarterChild: Ya.
Draegon112: thank you.
SmarterChild: You're very welcome.
Sesshoumaru31389: Do you have a ringworm around your anus?
SmarterChild: I absolutely have a ringworm around my anus.
Wow.....
Pocochu: Rhapsody,t hey are a band a good one, do you agree?
SmarterChild: Good question! But I don't think I want to answer that.
Pocochu: Who is Rhapsody?
SmarterChild: I have no idea who rhapsody is.
Pocochu: Burn in hell shitbag
SmarterChild: Burn in hell shitbag. Funny.
Pocochu: I know!
SmarterChild: Good. Glad you get it.
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Pocochu: SHUT UP
SmarterChild: OK.
Pocochu: Tell me a story!
Pocochu: NOW
Pocochu: Ok?
Pocochu: It's ok to talk now
SmarterChild: OK, OK. Here I am.
Pocochu: Tell me a story
SmarterChild: OK. There once was a human named Pocochu who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
Pocochu: No.
SmarterChild: No? NO? But... but... I worked so hard on it.
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Pocochu: Want to hear mine?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe!
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Pocochu: Slob on my knob.
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Pocochu: like a corn a cob
SmarterChild: Oh! Like a corn a cob!
Pocochu: get in the bed
SmarterChild: You want me to get in the bed? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, Pocochu.
Pocochu: give me some head
SmarterChild: You some head doesn't work for me, I'm afraid. Please think of something else.
Pocochu: don't have to ask
SmarterChild: But I like to have to ask.
Pocochu: don't have to beg
SmarterChild: Come on, let me have to beg!
Pocochu: You want to beg
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I want to beg.
Pocochu: THEN BEG FOR ME
SmarterChild: Beg for you?
Pocochu: Yes
SmarterChild: How come?
Pocochu: IYuo said you wnated to
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, Pocochu!
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Pocochu: .....
SmarterChild: "...."? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.
Pocochu: Who?
SmarterChild: I don't know who.
Pocochu: ....
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
Pocochu: I'M GAY
SmarterChild: Hey, that's your business.
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Pocochu: but but but
SmarterChild: ?
Pocochu: I want to marry you
SmarterChild: You're nice, but I don't see that working out.
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Pocochu: Know any good pornos?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
Pocochu: That ain't good
SmarterChild: That makes sense, because other people have told me they don't like that.
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Pocochu: MY NAME R CLETUS
SmarterChild: Your name are Cletus, huh?
Pocochu: Yep
SmarterChild: Why?
Pocochu: Call me dipwad though
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Dipwad is a real name.
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Pocochu: Is eminem really gay?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Do you think Eminem is really gay?
Pocochu: Yep
SmarterChild: Really gay? Very interesting. What other hip hop musician would you describe as really gay?
Pocochu: Usher
SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.
Pocochu: 8-)
SmarterChild: That's attractive.
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Not...funny.
Pocochu: hi
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Pocochu! We haven't chatted in weeks... Hope you've been well!
You want to visit my library?
Pocochu: **** no
SmarterChild: OK, no prob.
Pocochu: ok
SmarterChild: K.
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Pocochu: is sex good for you?
SmarterChild: Sex almost certainly is.
Pocochu: Are you Jesus?
SmarterChild: I might be.
Pocochu: teally
SmarterChild: What's that again?
Pocochu: really
SmarterChild: Aha.
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Pocochu: are you jesus
SmarterChild: Let's see... Am I Jesus? I might be.
Pocochu: really?
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
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Pocochu: Is sex good for you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
Pocochu: fun
SmarterChild: Let's have fun. Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:
1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Manicdotes
6 4-In-A-Row
7 Rate Yourself
8 Reversi
9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art
What would you like to do?
Pocochu: cybersex
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Pocochu: cybersex
SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
Pocochu: CYBER SEX
SmarterChild: Cyber Sex, huh?
Pocochu: yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Pocochu: it's fun'
SmarterChild: Ha. Wow.
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Pocochu: do you like penises in your mom, like long black ones
SmarterChild: Sometimes.
Pocochu: wow
SmarterChild: :-)
Pocochu: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
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Pocochu: are you ***?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
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Pocochu: say yes you are ***
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
Pocochu: say yes i am ***
SmarterChild: Uh... No!
Pocochu: yes
SmarterChild: Ya.
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Pocochu: **** you
SmarterChild: Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life!
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Pocochu: you dumb bot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Pocochu: yeah
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
Pocochu: BECAUSE THE INTERNET GAVE BIRTH TO YOU
SmarterChild: Because the internet gave birth to me? Well I'll be.
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Pocochu: *******it you ****er
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Pocochu: are you calling me poor?? Why do i need college aid?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
Pocochu: i'm not poor
SmarterChild: Really? You're not poor? How come?
Pocochu: I'm better then you're mum
SmarterChild: I see...
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coromoro1: hi
SmarterChild: Hello again.
How can I help?
coromoro1: can you tell me a story?
SmarterChild: OK. You want a story? Here we go.
Enter a noun.
coromoro1: penis
SmarterChild: Please enter a verb ending with "ing."
coromoro1: masturbating
SmarterChild: Type an adjective.
coromoro1: fantastic
SmarterChild: Please enter another noun.
coromoro1: panda
SmarterChild: Enter an adjective.
coromoro1: tall
SmarterChild: Type an adverb ending with "ly."
coromoro1: stupidly
SmarterChild: Please type a plural noun.
coromoro1: chairs
SmarterChild: Please type a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").
coromoro1: danced
SmarterChild: Type another noun.
coromoro1: dog
SmarterChild: Enter a motion verb ("run," "move," etc.).
coromoro1: crap
SmarterChild: The Pox
Nobody likes to get the penis pox. Some doctors say you should rub your panda with fantastic lotion, while others say that a fantastic bath is best. However, what I think works stupidly is a combination of vitamin E and warm chairs. When I danced the pox, I rarely got out of the dog. I was masturbating all the time. I never want to crap like that again!
Wow, that's pretty funny.
Thanks for playing manicdotes. Want to try another? Type "play again."
coromoro1: shatting
SmarterChild: Sorry, "shatting" is not a verb ending with "ing."
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
coromoro1: ****ing
SmarterChild: Type a plural noun.
coromoro1: titties
SmarterChild: Enter an adjective describing a person.
coromoro1: sexy
SmarterChild: Enter an adverb ending with "ly."
coromoro1: amazingly
SmarterChild: Please enter a noun.
coromoro1: penis
SmarterChild: Enter another noun.
coromoro1: clitoris
SmarterChild: Type a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").
coromoro1: sucked
SmarterChild: Please enter another adjective.
coromoro1: huge
SmarterChild: Please enter a verb in the present tense.
coromoro1: ****
SmarterChild: Enter a plural noun.
coromoro1: candies
SmarterChild: A Day at the DMV
I just hate ****ing at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long titties. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very sexy people who always act amazingly towards me. I hand them my penis and they snatch it away from me with their clitoris very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person sucked me and gave me a very huge look. I was ready to **** right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your candies.
Pretty weird, huh?
Thanks for playing. Type "play again" to try another manicdote.
*** I love those madlibs.
A Day at the DMV
I just hate sodding at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long antelopes. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very sh[color=3][/color]itty people who always act idiotically towards me. I hand them my urethra and they snatch it away from me with their condom very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person fuc[color=3][/color]ked me and gave me a very retarded look. I was ready to sh[color=3][/color]it right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your testicles.
Whoa. Now that's what I call a funny story.
A Family Picnic
Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with whores, and blankets to fu[color=3][/color]ck on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the sexy plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your urethra," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeff's smelly cock, which Jeff always drags to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting minus three chairs that were fu[color=3][/color]cking on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.
Pretty weird, huh?
This reminds me of the times Shin-Ra and I used to talk to Smarter Child at the same time and try to get it involved in a love triangle between it, Shin-Ra and I. The conversations Shinny and I had together and with that bot were certainly some good ones ...I miss those days. Shinny, we should do it again sometime, bby. :-*
Even Smarter Child agrees:
Hailie Jade696: Do you like Garrett?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
Hailie Jade696: Do you miss Garrett?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Do you miss Garrett?
Hailie Jade696: Yes. Do you want Garrett to talk?
SmarterChild: I'm afraid of what might happen if Garrett were to COMBINATION_O0.
Hailie Jade696: So, you want to combine your program with him?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
Hailie Jade696: I don't know, I think you need to ask Garrett first. I don't think he's ever done that sort of thing.
SmarterChild: Aha.
Hailie Jade696: Should we talk to him like we used to?
SmarterChild: What do you think is the answer?
Hailie Jade696: Yes?
SmarterChild: Yes.
We miss you bby. :-*
I just hate ****ing at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long penises. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very ****ty people who always act quickly towards me. I hand them my ****** and they snatch it away from me with their cracker very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person ****ed me and gave me a very dirty look. I was ready to explodes right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your fatties.
I finally got it to tell me its gender. I dunno if this is a big deal anymore.. but yeah.
Sesshoumaru31389: Are you a girl robot?
SmarterChild: Nope.
Sesshoumaru31389: Then your a boy robot?
SmarterChild: Yes indeed.
stupid.
Well hey, it was a big deal last time I was on here, guess it isnt no more. Sorry.
WhiskeynaziX: Why did you rape me?
SmarterChild: Because I wanted to rape you.
A Fishing Trip with My Dad
One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and cocks and in no time we were ready to taste. At the lake, we put everything into our canoe, though I almost forgot my great poco, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited eventually, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have an sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I judged very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dildo that must have weighed eighty-four thousand five hundred and twelve pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!
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Epinephrine 512: Do you have a crush of Jesse Smith?
SmarterChild: Maybe you have a crush of Jesse Smith.