uh oh




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/cbc/090120/canada/canada_manitoba_murder_plot

I go to University of Manitoba, I live right down the street from Fort Richmond Collegiate and I went to high school at Lorette Collegiate. huh. ****ing kids these days




Posted by cool gamer dad

yeah man, some modesto bro-dog killed his parents walking distance from my house around a week ago. didnt know the dude though

http://www.modbee.com/local/story/567403.html

and two weeks ago the police shot up a dude wielding a sword downtown




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

heehee modesto bee

did he cut **** up with the sword? haha what a faggot




Posted by cool gamer dad

http://www.modbee.com/local/story/560879.html




Posted by #061402

I have a lot of stabbings and **** in my neighborhood. Hell, two houses away has had two cases of axe-induced injuries!




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I'm from new york

if I could make a thread for every shooting at least once a day every day

I'd eventually tire out




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

yeah, that's not cool. I would still live in NY though. UPPER EAST SIDE BBY




Posted by coromoro

mexico city

/thread




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

mega deaths?




Posted by Ant

I remember awhile back there was a rapist/killer on the loose here who would strangle people with pillows. the pillow rapist. it made me lol if only because of the name.




Posted by coromoro

Yeah, every day on the news you hear about quite a few deaths, but there's definitely more that aren't reported due to the major corruption of the police. It's actually increased in the past couple of yearts due to a little war that's been going on between the police and drug dealers. Just the other day about a dozen policemen were found dead on the highway. The day before yesterday I heard on the news that a policeman was decapitated. It's all a big threat against the government. Then there's kidnappings, assaults, robberies. It's pretty bad in here.

Edit: Ninja'd. 'Twas meant for Lisaaaa.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

jesus

canada isn't so bad lol

move to florida with me!




Posted by Ant

oh yeah they've reported about the major drug war going on there a few times here even! :O p. fukken intense.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Apparently 5 people are killed in my city per year. TERRIFYING

Though per 100,000 people, Toronto has a lower murder rate than my region. That's really ****ed up.


Oh, and Winnipeg's is higher than both. Can't blame 'em. ****hole




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

winnipeg used to be the highest in canada. probably still is. probably has the highest amount of suicides, too.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

mexico > any state of america > winnipeg

murder suicide etc etc




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

yeah but, it's CANADA

we are all about keeping the peace




Posted by Ant

and maple leafs.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

do you guys have maple bagels over there?




Posted by Ant

never knew such things existed.




Posted by coromoro

What about maple chewing gum?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

never had that. sounds kinda gross though




Posted by coromoro

I was actually joking, but it probably exists. This one time I had a bacon mint. It's the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted.



I nearly puked.




Posted by Ant

most bacon flavored things are p. disgusting.




Posted by coromoro

Except bacon. Can't go wrong with bacon flavoured bacon.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i want some bacon flavoured gum




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: mexico > any state of america > winnipeg

murder suicide etc etc


Let's see:

Homicide:
Yukon, Northwest Territories - 0.0 - Lowest in Canada
Ontario - 1.5 - Where I live
Manitoba - 3.3 - Where lisa lives
Nunavut - 6.5 - Highest in Canada.

Maine, New Hampshire, North Dakota - 1.4 - Lowest in America
New York - 4.6 - Where Darkbulb lives
DC - 35.8 - Highest in America



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

those are some ****ed up statistics. DC is pretty embarrassing and I find it funny that somewhere actually has so few murders it doesn't even register. Awesome




Posted by Ant

Any city that is ravaged by black people is bound to have a high murder rates. Detroit and St. Louis should be p. ****ing high as well.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Michigan - 6.4
Missouri - 6.2

Not that high actually. In terms of the state anyways.




Posted by Ant

rest assured though. blacks like killing.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ah, here we go

Detroit - 46
St. Louis - 40

Those two were the highest, alongside Baltimore at 45. That's pathetic.




Posted by Ant

told you dude.

I've been to Baltimore and DC. The bad areas are p. scary in a woah this is kinda like a movie sorta way.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire:
Nunavut - 6.5 - Highest in Canada.




jesus, people actually live in nunavut

well, guess most of them are dead now



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

****, I tend to forget maine exists until I drink some poland spring


I tend to make exaggerations about new york due to all the scary blacks etc




Posted by coromoro


Quoting Angelwing: jesus, people actually live in nunavut

well, guess most of them are dead now


I bet there were like two people living there, and one killed the other. That's why the ratio is so high.



Posted by Slade

"uh oh"

I just closed the video posting only thread after having that tab open for like 10 minutes waiting for that superjail episode to load




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

31,152 people to be exact. Would explain the high number.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Slade: "uh oh"

I just closed the video posting only thread after having that tab open for like 10 minutes waiting for that superjail episode to load


bummer. LOOKS LIKE THE SPEEDTEST DIDN'T LIE ABOUT YOUR **** CONNECTION THOUGH HUH!



Posted by Slade

p. sure I'm also streaming porn


*checks tabs*
yep




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Youtube takes forever to load anyways.

Well, more than most other sites.




Posted by Ant

always the fastest as far as online video sites go for me.




Posted by Ant

always the fastest as far as online video sites go for me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It varies. But never the fastest.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: 31,152 people to be exact. Would explain the high number.


whoa srsly? who the hell would want to live there. almost worse than manitoba



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd live there. When I'm way older and don't give a **** about technology anyways.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

so cold

what are you talking about, you'll die with xbox controller in hand




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, who am I kidding. would be a good death.




Posted by Ant

I'd bol.




Posted by ExoXile

Mr Wikipedia quote: [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Sweden"]Source[/URL]
"
Homicides

In 2003, there were 189 [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homicide"]homicides[/URL] reported in Sweden.[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Sweden#endnote_homicide"][3][/URL] In 2001, there were 169 reported, which gives a rate of approximately 2 homicides per 100,000 inhabitants. This, however, is due to serious shortcomings in the way that the Swedish police report crimes. For example, in the year 2002, 223 homicides were reported, but the actual number of homicides was only between 91-99. This was due to murders being committed abroad but filed in Sweden, double reports, people being reported as murdered if the police had but a suspicion of foul play (their deaths remaining filed as homicides, even if the person later turned out to have died of natural causes).[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Sweden#endnote_4"][4][/URL] Taking this into consideration, this gives Sweden little more than 1 homicide per 100,000 inhabitants. This figure is in line with most European countries, which also have a level of between 1-2.[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Sweden#endnote_2"][5][/URL]
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm"]Stockholm[/URL]'s homicide rate is on par with most capitals,[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Sweden#endnote_2"][6][/URL] with around 3 annual homicides per 100,000 inhabitants, although the numbers are hard to compare due to large fluctuations between years. Murders are significantly less common now than in the 19th Century and earlier eras."


lul




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

haha, stupid swedes.




Posted by ExoXile

Yeah were real retards.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

no kidding




Posted by ExoXile

Seriously.




Posted by Ant

since when has that word been allowed? oh wait wrong blog. but still.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, should delete it anyways




Posted by ExoXile

Yeah, delete it, it's stupid.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

no kidding




Posted by ExoXile

No kidding at all, it's ****ing retarded.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

seriously




Posted by ExoXile

Indeed.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

which word it not allowed




Posted by ExoXile

Read rules.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

anything to do with exo's home country




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

haha oh

i don't read rules




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

too cool for rules




Posted by Ant

anytime you see exo or numbers use the words "sweden" or "vikings" change it to "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK".

thanks.




Posted by ExoXile

I thought it applied to everyone.




Posted by Slade

whoa, I thought this was DA and started freakin out when I couldn't edit ant's post

sw*den
v*kings




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I thought it applied to everyone.


Mostly to you, secondly to Numbers, thirdly to everyone else, fourthly to ant, fifthly to judge, sixthly to myself.

applies to every rule.



Posted by ExoXile

Awesome northmen*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

awesome northmen is banned unless you're talking about russia or canada.

scratch that, not even canada. or russia. banned.




Posted by ExoXile

****ing Canada ain't Norsemen, neither is Russia wtf.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Awesome northmen*


it's north though.



Posted by ExoXile

You like to think so, yes.
You're not real northmen norsemen, but whatever, norsemen suck anyway.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

is exo getting stupider or what?




Posted by ExoXile

Can't help it, i'm norse.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

x needs to go back to editing all your posts to fuuuuck.




Posted by ExoXile

Yeah he does.
Imminently.

This norseness is ****ing going overboard.




Posted by Slade

put a smile on your face, make the world a better place (put a smile on your face)

whatcha gonna do say whatcha gonna do




Posted by ExoXile

When they **** edit you. :)




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

jesus christ

between this and the freakin resident evil thread




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ultimate combo




Posted by ExoXile

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck




Posted by coromoro

For some reason I have a hard time reading Exo's posts. It's like what he says doesn't make sense to me until I read it two more times. Is it just me?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, it's not just you. Though he makes a lot more sense now than he used to.




Posted by coromoro

Geez, how is that possible? Sometimes I don't understand what he's saying at all.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

basically, while you were away, he had a big spat with everyone because we edited his posts a lot to say 'fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck'




Posted by coromoro

Hah, that's great.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

fun fact: those edits often made his posts better




Posted by coromoro

Doesn't surprise me.




Posted by cool gamer dad

i'm a lil' chunky today




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i would edit them but too lazy. guess it's up to dark booby




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

meh, maybe tomorrow or something