hey ant

where's eggroll?


blame stalolin for somehow reminding me of her.

dead

if ant couldn't have her no one can.


also, good job opening up an old wound.

**** phant still got a chubby for her?

uh, she still lives here. if that's what you were asking.

I don't remember her being all that attractive. my mental image is a pimply, greasy asian that couldn't speak english

maybe phat sees only the asian part

she's fine. works at some bar/club place. going to college for a degree in graphic design or something like that. rich boyfriend. I talk to/see her sometimes. I'd still bone her for sure, but I don't have any grudge against her or anything like that. :$

wow, you're a ****ty exboyfriend

how come?

being nice and all, keeping in touch, not holding a grudge. all wrong.

oh yeah, I'm a real bastard :(

Being an ******* ex comes quite natural for me. I got back with this one girl just so I could fondle her boobs one last time. She had big ones, and not those socks with potatoes either. After rounding the melons, I threw her *** back out the door. Even though it was her house, she still left. I waited for her to come back in, but, she took too ****ing long whimpering and **** so I took her last Sprite in the fridge and left. I don't even like Sprite, but I knew she did.

It's fun Ant, you'd like it.

yeah, i don't like sprite that much either

I'm a pretty good exboyfriend actually. not one to hold grudges or get mad, so it's all good.

I saw the word good and replaced it with grim in my mind. meaning didn't change at all.

I just excommunicate my ex's.

Funny how women tend to still want to be friends after they rip your guts out.

Never met a girl who seriously means that. It's just something you say. Like, all your old friends in high school, just before you graduate it's like "keep in touch" and you never do or intend to.

Girls say it for themselves, as a way to relay their guilt onto the guy if he doesn't handle the break well. They really aren't trying to be considerate.

yeah, that sounds about right actually.

i was friend with my ex then a year later we got it on again and she genuinely wanted to be friends after that

joke's on that *****, i blocked her on msn and put her calls of divert, owned. semper games, people.

you broke up with your girlfriend? whoa.

or is this an old one?

was with my girlfriend for like a year, then she said she didnt want to spend all of her teenage life with one guy so she broke it off and i spent about 9 months single just havin fun then she came back to me all like waaaaaaaaaa i want you baaaaack

this was like 18 months ago iirc

so your ex is your current? WHAT?!

the single life == playin counter-strike source and team fortress classic in your house all day every day over the summer holidays and occasionally goin to a house party. it owned.

TIMELINE:

15 years old: start dating my current girlfriend
16 years old: girlfriend breaks it off, spend about 9 months single, date someone for like a week i think jeez idk
17 years old: get back together with girlfriend

wait, Vamp has summer parties? hell, I'd go.

it all makes sense now. typical girl though. wastes time

get drunk/high and play video games by yourself

just the latter. only way to properly spend a summer

naw, it's some other guy now. still older and good amount of money.

I keep thinking ant is corrupt. both avatar and signature are very corrupt-esque.

yeah, it was said a lot when I first did it.

good to know I'm not alone

haven't talked or seen my ex since we broke up

it's a good thing too, she's pretty insane

way to pick a winner lolin

did you **** her? if so then it was worth it. if not, well, always next time.

she' mormon, so no

way to pick a winner lolin

you picked up a mormon?

HAAa that's terrible

ouch. ah, ALWAYS NEXT TIME

[quote=Iron Koala;918772]you picked up a mormon?

HAAa that's terrible

"[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-day_Saints"]LDS[/URL] (Mormon)

I'm still friends with most of my ex's lol

and parties are fun woooo. maybe you guys just go to lame parties

Ex's with benafits I presume

parties cause more problems than fun

I do 5 person parties, no drinking. So, basically I have to invite 50 people to ensure 5 show up.

that's not a party, that's a get-together

It's a JRPG party.

When I break up/am broken up with, I get really, really ****ed off for about a week. Then I just say **** it and move on, forcing myself to just forget it.

Works pretty well.

Sometimes I forget about the relationship before I break up with them. Then I'm like 'oh yeah, maybe I should get on that'. Never been angry. Well actually once, a long time ago. But angry at myself.

drunk parties are alright, if everyone's not totally ****faced. although i guess that's fun too sometimes.

drunk parties are alright when they're not at your place of residence! gets kinda old real fast.

oh & sry bby didn't mean to make you so mad

i forgive you

but i still hate you with a passion.

don't worry, the feeling is mutual :)

GOOD night

haha

man, so many of my friends are engaged or already married and have kids. jesus, i can't even last 3 weeks in a relationship. it's like, 'i'm done. NEXT!'

Friends with four married couples. Youngest is 21, oldest is 27. What the **** is wrong with people. Nothing wrong with being in a relationship, but getting married before you're in 25? Guaranteed divorce.

no kidding

i also have friends who got knocked up then wait a couple years and PLAN another kid. 22 yrs old now. wtf

most people are idiots. :/

shame too. majority of people pretty much ruin the rest of humanity for me. moving up north to a cottage where the closest neighbour is 3 miles away and there's no light pollution. gonna set up my phone so it instantly directs to the voice mail too.

it's going to be a good life.

that sounds like it would p.much own.

p. much. the type of place where you gotta take a boat to reach civilization.

what about xbl

most decent cottages have an internet connection these days. Though not like I'm doing this any time soon. 360 will be dead by then

he'll have stacked about 100 xboxes outside his home by then

use them instead of sandbags to combat guaranteed floods.


GLOBAL WARMING FUUUUUUUCK

just build your home out of xbox

xhouse

****, that's brilliant. never need a furnace.

have the few that it would take to build a house all hooked up so that you can play simultaneously on different accounts. make those wow fags jealous

someone should write a book kind of like "Hatchet" where the kid gets stuck in the wilderness with only a water-powered generator and an xbox

should do it in real life. highly susceptible to cabin fever so it should be awesome

Not really sure what cabin fever feels like. "too much of a man" to borrow a phrase of yours

build a coconut nintendo system

Grandparents have been together since they were 14, married when they were 17 and now they're 64 and 65.
And hey, still married.

But yeah, marriage before 25ish is pretty moot, I guess.
My oldest sis got her first baby when she was 17, she's 26 now and have 4 kids.

And now my third 2nd youngest sis' having a baby, and she's 16.

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;919091] but getting married before you're in 25? Guaranteed divorce.

Not in my family it doesn't. It's actually a bit eerie that most of my extended family all got married when they were 21 to 23 with few problems. The only divorce has happened was with my uncle, but she was a golddigger of sorts. My uncle had gotten quite a bit of money from burns he suffered as a result of faulty warning labels on a carpet cleaner.

[URL]http://www.burnsurvivorusa.com/burn-survivor-pictures.shtml[/URL]
Lucky to be alive.

Anyways, I digress. For me, 28 at the youngest.

i'm not getting married. too much trouble

Marriage is so old-school.

I probably wont end up married for quite some time, if ever. I'll be underwater for the next 8 years at least, then possibly up to 20 or more. And after that, ill be so old that chicks will think its weird that im not married already.

**** yeah :/

Find a super-hawt sub loving chick.

vamp, this si your intervention. we can all see the signs of your drug addictions, and were here to help because we love you.


buffet

I'll go first.

Vamp...um...stop it.

Ok, someone else's turn!

Vamp...Vamp...

K, next.

/snivvle

what?!

Vamp's konfjused. :3

this is getting creepy

LET US HELP YOU

k

K, he's compliant. Now what are we helping him with again?

We're saving him from drugs, or something.

drugs suck worst when you have them but have zero opportunities to use them. then it's like this constANT annoyance where you're like "hey maybe I have enough time oh wait here comes another responsibility." and then most times you don't even feel like it, so you're always considering throwing them out.

that's actually how I treat booze and tobacco when I have it around, too. my life sucks, gonna end up drug free

I ate an eggroll yesterday for the first time.

Do not like.

I like them. with some sweet&sour it's really good.

splattering sauce on vaginas?

man, ant really is a fat kid

you know you wanna

Get some Tobasco on there, some chili powder, make it nice and spicy. Ignore the screams, you know what tastes good.

taco pubes

egg rolls > spring rolls.

rub your nipples while you read itt.

I shaved my nipples just the other day. Turns out it looks AND feels better than having about a dozen inch long hairs on each nipple.


On that note, I'm getting hairier every single ****ing day. Especially in the chest region. Either that or it's some weird lighting thing and I've never realized how much hair I have on me. either way, fuuuuck.

Slades becoming a man. How cute.

wna snugle

shaving pubes is easily the most annoying **** ever


hey ant,

yeeeah, i've trimmed but shaving is a whole nutha ballpark.

hehe


hey ant, hehe.

wish i had a dark hair so i could have a beard. SIGH


hey ant, I'm going to look like a little girl forever.

didn't know you had a peener.


never told me that...


hey ant, I'm probably gonna fall for a trap one of these days.

there is much nobody knows

maybe i shaved someone else's. you can decide.


hey ant, I'm still a whore.

Nah, I just let it grow wild. Welcome to the jungle baby. You're gonna die.


hey ant, look at me reference guns and roses.

I shaved down there the other day. Ant already knew. ;)

But yeah, it's not an easy thing to do, and it gets freaking itchy down there. I think it's just best to do a close trim.


hey ant, I'm gonna tell you stuff you already know and then add a couple details.

I've fully shaven everything twice just for kicks. Turns out it looks ****ing gross so now I'm down to a partial shave and trim. Can't stand extremely itchy and dry hair anywhere.


hey ant, this is how I maintenance my genitalia.

thanks for the info.

hey ant

yeah slade?

HEY ANT

can I help you?

You can; but will you?

Lost cause etc.

It's only itchy after about three or four days of growth.

SUP ANT

all this talk about pubes is getting me really RANDY

rAN(T)dy?

lol thA(N)T's funny. We should (AN)Take it up (AN)To (AN)The nex(AN)T level.

The ANTicipation is unbearable.

I did it right, suckas.

s(AN)Tfu

ANTsy, are we?

ye(ANT)s

too far

Would you say you are the ANTagonist, Ant?

I devote my life to being a stick in the mud.

lol gay

this poster is officially
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as hell

yo ant

corrupt my man, what is up

nm, just kickin back a few brews (arizona iced teas) and splooging all over my shiny new white gc controller that i am going to kick *** at brawl tournaments with ^^

You should get a leather case to carry it in; outlined with platinum, and a handel made of diamond. You're sure to intimidate fellow compeditors with a controller that rests in velvet while it travels.

[quote=Corrupt;920785]nm, just kickin back a few brews (arizona iced teas) and splooging all over my shiny new white gc controller that i am going to kick *** at brawl tournaments with ^^i didnt know you could still get new gc controllers, farkin sweet

I find it odd that some restaurants have raspberry tea but not ordinary tea.

[quote=Iron Koala]You should get a leather case to carry it in; outlined with platinum, and a handel made of diamond. You're sure to intimidate fellow compeditors with a controller that rests in velvet while it travels.

hahaha, thing is, I wouldn't put it past some people down here to do that sort of thing. I mean they're already getting controller mods to resemble their favorite characters; shit like Diddy players getting their controllers painted yellow to make it look exactly like a banana and Kirby players getting theirs painted pink with the little guy's face on it, it's actually pretty cool.

[quote=The X]i didnt know you could still get new gc controllers, farkin sweet

yeah man, but I had to get mine online from play-gaysia.com for $35. but seeing as I plan on this thing lasting me at least a few years and the fact that there's some sort of magic in them (I've seen this firsthand), it's totally worth it

[quote=Lord of Spam]iced tea or green tea? cuz one of them is good, but the other is mind shatteringly badass

it says "chinese apple pomegranate green tea" on the front. and of course it's in a bottle and best served refrigerated, so it's both. the long-winded name is a bit much, but the stuff still owns, rest assured

What do you mean "ordinary tea?"

Edit: Ninja'd by like 10 minutes.

tetley

ordinary ice-tea.

Oh, lemon iced-tea? That is a little strange. Raspberry's good though.

in my brief journey north, i discovered that people north of kentucky have NO idea what sweet tea is.

I was both dissapointed and enraged.

Sweet tea ****ing owns. Granted, the brands we have may not necessarily be "authentic," but it's still delicious.

anything tea related pretty much sucks.

I have no idea what "sweet tea" is, but I p. much dislike anything that is tea with sweetener added. It loses the flavour of the tea.

ice tea with a lot of sugar

yeah tea sucks imo.

That's why I never ask for your opinion.

usually his opinion is pretty worthless, but in this case it's spot-on

hot drinks suck a dick

i love orange pekoe/earl grey tea. all these flavoured and green teas suck ***
ice tea is only good if it's lipton's

I love green tea. :(

i almost shat a brick when i was wandering chicago after bootcamp, and tried to order sweet tea with lunch

"i'd like a sweet tea"
"...tea?"
"no, sweet tea"
"...theres sugar on the ta"
"ITS NOT THE SAME, WHORE."

What a ****ed up city Chicago is.

fry sauce is the ultimate condiment

and it is known only to those in the mountain time zone

speak not to me of ultimate suaces, until you have had good southern bbq

faggot

isn't fry sauce tartar sauce and ketchup mixed?

thats ****ing disgusting

fry sauce... hahaha.


also, the south is ****ing stupid for making bbq and grilling two different things.

i really want a steak roll right about now with some nice sauce and salad

the **** is a steak roll?

take a steak
take a roll

put steak in roll

oh, was thinking more of a wrap.


also, waste of steak to put it on a roll

it's not usually a good quality steak

**** now i want a steak

I go to a local supermarket and pick up their old steak. They usually mark it down about 2-5 dollars if it's right on the edge of expiring. Can usually get a good, big t-bone for 5 bucks.

What a ****ing steal.

steak roll sounds p. good to me right now.

or just isn't a stupid baby that feels the need to separate the two terms

they are different. you can grill something without putting any hint of bbq into it. you dont bbq a steak, just as you dont grill ribs unless you're a giant faggot.

buffet

same difference. cook anything on a bbq and it's bbq

i bbq on my george foreman

in before miller rage

heck yeah wish I had one of those bad boys RIGHT NOW.

wanna eat a burger right about now

had a steak sandwich this morning. heh, it owned.

had shake and bake porkchops. it ruled

I had two glasses of orange juice, a cup of tea, five cookies, scrambled eggs with bacon, beans, and a small salad this morning. All for $4. No wonder Mexicans are so fat.

why do mexicans always need to put beans where they don't belong?

True. But eggs and beans is a classic.

hahaha

beans for every meal. snacktime? beans

beans beans beans

the musical fruit

ayayay

By favourite drink is bean juice.

canned corn juice ****ing owns

used to drink that all the time when I was a kid.

wtf canned corn is sick, nevermind the juice it's in

corn on the cob ****ing owns. specially the corn from THE MYSTICAL CORN MAN.

im gonna open a place called ihocotc, international house of corn on the cob. our slogan will be come on down, dont be such a faggot

corn on the cob is all right. a little too much work though.

totally worth it. chili powder, butter, salt n pepper. **** yeah.

chili powder eh? I'll have to try that, since I've been putting chili powder on lots of new things lately.

tip: do not put mouthwash on your dick

thought a chick would enjoy the minty-fresh flavor but instead all i got were some hardcore burns

i just realized that post looks woefully out of place but i made it because i thought slade was putting chilli on his dick

I put chili powder on popcorn. it owns.

toffee popcorn is the best

can only have a handful

diabetes is gonna kill you

lol@previous xpost not gonna quote again

I only wish I was dumb enough to put chili powder on my dick. BUT... I WANTED TO MAKE IT SPICY FOR YOUUUU

anyways, really just putting it on my breakfast quesadillas. pepperjack cheese + salsa + chili powder = breakfast with a KICK

At Mexican movie theatres you can pour salsa and lime juice on your popcorn. So good.

that's ****ed up

They're great, but give you stomach aches and your fingers get all orangey-red.

is it actual salsa like you put on chips and **** or is it specifically made for popcorn? Because real salsa seems like it would be a complete mess.

It's not the chunky salsa. It's more of an artificial, completely liquified salsa. This stuff:



It's still really messy. Especially if you load 'em up with the stuff. Most people do actually, and so the popcorn shrink because they get so wet.

Can't imagine eating that stuff in a theater. At home, yeah sure, but I can easily clean up at home. At least there's no chunks.

Yeah, it's way too messy. Usually need to take like 20 napkins.

MEXICANS

heh, it kinda amuses me to think of mexicans watching movies

bet they just have old reels of to kill a mockingbird and **** projected onto their sheets

senor atticus i need green card

que, senorita juan-louis, stand up your papa is passing OLE!!

lol gold

theatre popcorn is ****ing sick. just the thought of it makes me wanna hurl chunks

it's fine if you don't put fake butter on it. it owns with the seasoning **** they have though

...seasoning?! I know some vegans who put nothing but yeast on their popcorn. smells exactly like cat urine.

like that powdered stuff. BBQ, ketchup, dill, etc

mmm....cat urine

oh yeah, powdered stuff rawks. <3 cheese

****ing just dump a load of melted cheese on my popcorn

tried that once. didn't work as well as I thought.

guess i'll just have to separate them then

handful of cheese, handful of popcorn? ****ed up, dude

yet so delicious

pretty much feel like throwing up

man i'm gonna go make it RIGHT NOW!

I love Movie Popcorn, especially with fake butter. Screw the cheese.

cheese is ***

cheese is only good in pizzas, anywhere else is just bleeeuuuuuugh

the right amount of cheese makes pretty much everything good.

really like the cheese cup o noodles.

I eat cheese with crackers.

with crackers.

with crackers.

i eat my cheese with macaroni

biatch

used to be 110%

of course, now that i know that you forgot that, its 110% again

faggot

cheese is pretty ****ing awesome

the best part is that you're eating something that grew from milk

food kicks *** we just eat anything that tastes good

woah...

im about to go eat a breakfast consisting of beer and pizza.

livin the dream

i know i'm jealous

UUUUUHUHUHHHHUH

gnaw on my dick *****

you know i would

heh heh.


smegma.

fried cheese is p much the best food ever

i'll eat cheese p. much any old way and on anything