n00bies's Poop Thread




Posted by Panic!

[COLOR=limegreen][FONT=century gothic]1. January 9th, 2009. 5:24am.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=century gothic][COLOR=limegreen]2. January 10th, 2009. 12:36am.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=#32cd32]3. January 10th, 2009. 11:24pm.
4. January 11th, 2009. 11:56pm.
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Posted by Jesse Smith

1. January 10th, 2009. 2:00 PM. :D




Posted by Panic!

This is ****ing me off, Jesse. JS said I can have my own poop thread in her blog. Make your own poop thread, please?




Posted by Jesse Smith

Dude...unless the mods smoke crack and vote for you having your own blog...it's hopeless!!! er, good thing you don't want your own blog!!

Oh, I went p00p a second time today!!!! :D




Posted by Panic!

Why don't you make me a mod of this site? I was a mod of a forum before. I'll give you the link if you want. You can ask the admin there how good a job I did. I would never pull some Iris ****.




Posted by junior senior

mercury sucks

i was a moderator of the junior senior forum




Posted by Panic!

List updated. 24 hours and 32 minutes between the 2 most recent ****s.




Posted by Omni

It would be more amusing if you posted descriptions like JS does.




Posted by junior senior

uh yeah the point is a poop per post. not edit one post.




Posted by Panic!

I can start posting poop per post but I am still gonna keep track in the top post. And I'll start posting descriptions, too. I can post pictures even if you guys want.




Posted by junior senior

hey omni were you the person i sent a text message of one of my ****s?




Posted by Omni

Nope... :eek:




Posted by junior senior

panic hasnt **** in awhile




Posted by Panic!

I know, it sucks. I didn't have to last night and I have to today, but I was at Amber's all day and I have a hard time ****ting at other people's houses. I am hoping after my sister gets out of the shower I can lay this brick once and for all.




Posted by Panic!

5. January 14th, 2009. 1:48am.

Very mushy. Full of air pockets. Every couple of seconds I would hear the hiss of air escaping my *******. Also, I peed at the same time. Tucked my weenie in there and did it sittin' down style like a proper lady.




Posted by junior senior

lol i always pee when i ****




Posted by Panic!

I do, too.




Posted by Panic!

6. January 16th, 2009. 2:19pm.

I didn't get a good look at this one. It stunk so bad I just flushed it as quickly as I could.




Posted by junior senior

bol




Posted by Panic!

I have a feeling I may be making another entry later on. I woke up this morning with some wicked *** gas and I feel a **** coming on.

Also, my cousin and I put Visine in Andrew's drink last night. 3 drops each time and he had 2 drinks. So like 6 drops or so of Visine. Isn't that stuff supposed to make you **** like crazy with 2 drops?




Posted by junior senior

no lol




Posted by Panic!

Oh. My aunt told me it would. She smokes a lot of crack, though, so it makes sense that she would be wrong. Anyway, I still haven't pushed out that **** I was speaking of earlier. I may in a few minutes. I feel it churning in mah belly.




Posted by junior senior

lmao i took a big one back about 30 minutes ago




Posted by Panic!

Did someone make my name all lower case letters in the thread name? Can you please change it back?




Posted by junior senior

ok




Posted by junior senior

it was username hack so i changed it and now i put it to capitalized




Posted by Panic!

Thanks you.

7. January 19th, 2009. 3:33am.

Really mushy, really stinky. I stood up and peed afterward. I usually do it on the toilet while I am pooping, but I didn't have to go until I stood up this time.




Posted by junior senior

lol ew




Posted by Panic!

8. January 22nd, 2009. 2:21pm.

I had to leave the site where I was working to go back to Amber's house for this one. I couldn't hold it any longer. It was kind of hard coming out at first but then it just exploded. It felt nice. And it made Amber's whole house smell like rotten sauerkraut.




Posted by junior senior

how'd you get back if you don't drive?




Posted by Panic!

Amber's step dad, the guy I was working with, took me.

9. January 23rd, 2009. 1:46pm.

I did this one after work today right after I was done lunch. It was a whole lot all at once and it burned when I was done.




Posted by junior senior

did you say "sanjay i gotta take a ****" lol




Posted by Panic!

10. January 26th, 2009. 2:21pm.

I can't remember anything about it except that it hurt a little. I was holding it for like 2 days because every time I had to go something came up and I didn't get a chance.

11. January 27th, 2009. 10:05pm.

This one sucked. So. Much. Poop.




Posted by Panic!

12. January 30th, 2009. 10:47am.

Explosive Diarrhea.




Posted by junior senior

too much wawa lol




Posted by Panic!

I haven't pooped since the 30th. I haven't had to. What's wrong with my anus?




Posted by junior senior

wawa
and btw its bowels not anus you dumb ***

and btw you're supposed to make a new thread




Posted by Panic!

Why am I supposed to make a new thread?




Posted by Panic!

Oh, for each month? Nah. I'll just keep track of it all here. Make one big thread.




Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting junior senior: and btw you're supposed to make a new thread


Blah!! Don't give him any ideas!! We don't need two pieces of poop making new threads each month!!!!



Posted by final kaoss

sure we do.




Posted by junior senior


Quoting Jesse Smith: Blah!! Don't give him any ideas!! We don't need two pieces of poop making new threads each month!!!!


yes we do



Posted by Panic!

I already said I am gonna keep this one and just post it all here. I haven't gone since the 30th. I almost had to go today but it ended up being a nice size fart which smelled rather weird. Even for me.




Posted by Omni

Panic is dying. That's why he hasn't been able to poop yet.




Posted by junior senior

that's really bad, though. sometimes it's from what you eat.




Posted by Omni


Quoting junior senior: sometimes it's from what you eat.


In Panic's case, anything and everything as often as possible.



Posted by junior senior

lol fuuuuuuuuck that's why he's connie like akon lol convict




Posted by coromoro

Panic hasn't sha[b]t in over a week? Holy shit.

I wonder how big his next shit will be.[/b]




Posted by Panic!

I've **** twice in the last week. I just don't feel like posting it anymore.




Posted by junior senior

YOU ARE BANNED FROM THIS BLOG




Posted by Omni

Don't start something if you can't finish it.




Posted by junior senior

lol
like a ****