I cut myself.




Posted by Ant

...with a knife yesterday morning.

sorry, just had to say it.




Posted by Klarth

pretty hardcore bro.

I have all of these scratches around my wrists from work (too retarded to bring gloves). It looks like something else

****, all my wounds look like something else. I impaled myself on a sofa a few months ago and my bro was convinced the resultant puncture was the result of ringworm or some ****.




Posted by Ant

I was doing the dishes when it happened. after I cut myself just dropped the knife and said **** this.

that'll teach me for doing the dishes!




Posted by Klarth

awwwww stupid babby doesn't have a dishwasher


awww




Posted by Ant

shut up :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

try working in an industrial environment

/highfivejudge




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=netman;910474]awwwww stupid babby doesn't have a dishwasher


awwwcoming from the guy without a tv in his room




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WHOA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, DUDE? NEED ME TO KISS IT BETTER?

when I first started working on computers my fingers had tens of little slices in it cause I kept forgetting the inside of computer cases might as well be the edge of a razor. Who the **** thought that was a good idea?




Posted by Jesse Smith

Poor baby!!!! Da two ounch ant got an ou-wee!!!! Want WackoHater to kiss it better!!!! :D:D:D:D




Posted by Stalolin

man don't cut

that **** sucks

there's blood all over and you're like "OH WACKO MY WRIST WON'T STOP BLEEDING OH *** OH *** OH ***"

i don't know this from first hand experience but experts say that's what it would be like




Posted by Klarth


Quoting The X: coming from the guy without a tv in his room


not anymore you consumer goods douche



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

consumer goods own

*sips starbucks(R) while playin XBOX(R) 360 on his SONY(R) television*




Posted by Klarth

two of those things rock

starbucks can die though




Posted by Iris

I've cut my finger pretty hard chopping radicchio, and I get scrapes and burns all the time at work. I have good balance though, so I wouldn't call myself accident prone.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I always imagined iris as never working a day in her life. Or working and the getting fired because her boss would be like "hey, can you clean this up for me? I'd do it myself, but I'm terribly busy. Thanks!" and she just goes into a three page rant on why it isn't her responsibility to clean up another person's mess and how it's for the betterment of the company if he never asked it of her again.




Posted by Iris

I like that it'd be a three page rant. Like, I'd go home and argue here, then print off the result.

Yeah, I'm not sure what gave you the idea, but I've been employed for a while.




Posted by Klarth

iris why do you never talk about your life

you seem like a simulacrum

a mere facade, information masquerading as a being




Posted by Iris

I don't really like to talk about myself. I suppose I keep to myself too much to open up, at least on the boards. Oh well, it's never been an issue.




Posted by Klarth

open up

make some e/n threads




Posted by Klarth

maybe i should make a bawwwing blog




Posted by Slade


Quoted post: Oh well, it's never been an issue.

Haha, that's the perfect response. I mean, it fits the whole "I keep to myself" thing. Omni's the same way. One time she told me what she did that day and I was like WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA

Actually that was all I needed. now I'm cool with her not opening up much :cool:

haven't talked to him in ages though



Posted by Klarth

i see what you did there




Posted by Iris

Me too. For me though, it really doesn't bother me because I like just lurking around.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

even omni is more open than iris




Posted by Iris

I apologize for nothing.




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting netman: maybe i should make a bawwwing blog


Read that as "Batwing Blog". How sorely disappointed I am now. :(



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

chicks are too complex to be postin bout their lives on video game forums




Posted by Stalolin

ant cut himself today

to see if he could still feel

ant plays johnny cash on repeat




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

johnny cash owns

just go into the 50s section of any record store and pick up the first thing you see. 90% chance it will own




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

johnny cash didn't get good until he got old

true fact




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

NINE INCH NAILS COVERS OWN \m/




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

you know we were talkin earlier about crying? that video made me come pretty close.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh yeah, that one. actually made a nin's song good.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[youtube=SmVAWKfJ4Go]SmVAWKfJ4Go[/youtube]

UHH-UHHHH-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

one of the better videos out there. even though that one doesn't work




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

a lot of youtube videos seem to be breakin recently




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

garbage site




Posted by Stalolin

you guys should have your own board

seriously




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

we do. it's all of vgc




Posted by Stalolin

oh right




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

X Vamp blog would ****ing own




Posted by Slade

da




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

20,000 posts in a month

triple and quadruple posting like you've never seen


****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

**** would be so cash




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[COLOR=Lime]The X and Vampiro V. Empire Posting Only Thread[/COLOR] | [COLOR=Lime]12043243000[/COLOR] posts | [COLOR=Lime]12043243000[/COLOR] views




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hahahaha

it's funny because every thread for us is posting only thread




Posted by Slade

you'd have to make the subtitle "just the two of us"




Posted by Slade

[youtube=EjheiI0BFqg]EjheiI0BFqg[/youtube]




Posted by Sapphire Rose

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Now I have that song stuck in my head.


****ING NINJA