by a mentally handicapped asian female at work
I hate equal opportunity. This is getting awkward as hell, comes by staring at me with her ugly mug. ****
guys, guys, help me :(
i had to do home help/community service as part of my high school programme, and some downs chick invited me to go see a play with her
awwwwwkwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaard
nvm, she's gone, **** this place gets creepy :cool:
being hit on by cute girls owns, though
especially when you already have a gf, because then they try even harder to sway you
[quote=The X;909854]i had to do home help/community service as part of my high school programme, and some downs chick invited me to go see a play with her
awwwwwkwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaard
I lolled,
I think I was just invited to jury duty with her, at least yours seems like it could be fun. During the play part at least. This one barely composes sentences together correctly, so I can't tell if I'm about to agree with something or not, so I started saying no to everything, even when it's obvious that the picture is a dog, and she points it out, and I go, no it isn't. Further confusing her, for the lols.
i would never be seen irl with a downs chick, sorry bro
[quote=The X;909856]being hit on by cute girls owns, though
especially when you already have a gf, because then they try even harder to sway you
Not a cute girl, not a cute girl at all. She looks and behaves like someone with a condition. Not close to attractive, and she smells. How the fudge did I attract that. At least her buddy is cute, but its this work place.
She's crippled, man I had some lols coming in this place. Outside of that horse face hitting on every possible guy.
i'm DOWNs with the crippled, heh
"do u wna c a play wif me"
"heck yeah I'd be DOWNs with that. about what time do you wanna head DOWNsTOWN? I might need a little DOWNsTIME after all this community service"
crippled always asks for a hug
I'm not actually sure how to tell her to **** off, ****
just say "not a fan of cripples, sorry" next time.
or "not a fan of asians" whichever is less offensive,
Dude, this is what you have to do.
1- Take a piece of plain white paper.
2- Fold it into a hat.
3- Have that Asian worker put the hat on.
4- Draw a happy face on the hat.
5- Draw a happy face on the Asian.
6- Smash her head against the table.
7- Jam something sharp against her head.
8- Rape the body.
Problem solved, there's no such a thing is a down'd corpse. If you're sad about it, just look at her happy face =3
I'm already the nice guy here, that would just hurt cripple. Then I'll probably be placed for verbal harassment, or sexual harassment after the way I've seen things run in this place :cool:
there is such a thing a smelly dead downed person
no thanks
offer her 5 dolla
that's like a fortune to them
too much fortune can be a good thing
she came to my department like 10 times today, looking at me with that fat head of hers. ****, I had to bite my lip at one time trying not to laugh
bad thing***
Holy ****. Poison isn't female, right?
no. you played gears with him
hahaha, I was trying to remember that. Such a gustavo.
"hi wanna come to the fellowship of christian athletes meeting with me (:"
*looks up from calc book* "no."
".... )':"
or
"hi dan wanna go to lunch today (;"
"siiiiigh. no."
"D: ... ):"
i sound a lot cooler than i really am
you're going to stay like this for the rest of your life and you won't even give a ****
Unless you do something transformative, like, PTSD, or get hypnotized by a shrink who suddenly dies...red stapler anyone?
When I was in grade 5 I took care of a downs sometimes. How times have changed.
now you are downs
its your name!
Gustavo isn't known for the smarts
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;910025]now you are downs
****
I lolled
Cats, were they all downed?
I can imagine being asked out to the special olympics soon
q: What do you get a down's chick for her birthday?
a: A dildo and some chromosomes.
less chromosomes
more dildos...or dildoes?...dildos...dildoes? eh **** it.
dan
we have ten billion dans
Here's a gun. There can only be one.
Is it Vampiro?
is your name vampiro?
CJ?
fartface
I am a god.
you are down, ***
IS IT JOCKE? That would be funny.
That's just his nickname, you know. :cool: But no, it's not.
I rarely hear much but a few words here and there.
WHY IS THAT?
I know I'm curious. If I couldn't talk on Live it'd be torture. I'm just too **** comedy gold to keep quiet all the time :cool:
get live yet?
Not yet, the friends who bought the box ended up taking it home earlier than expected, so now I might not be able to borrow it for the required two days. : /
Haven't even seen it in over a week.
*******ing****it
just go over to his house and tell him to add me.
Too gay to have Live. But I'm trying to get hold of him tonight.
a tender, intimate hold
will update
I can't believe people buy an xbox and don't get live. My one buddy I play xbox games with all the time at least has live, even though he hates multiplyer.
I don't think I touched my xbox when I didn't have live. Just buy one, they're cheap now.
pretty sure I talk really loud.
Oh hey guys I just realized you weren't talking at the top of the page, but guessing my name. :cool: One's been close, but no cigar.
Could also be that the game audio is louder than the... talk audio?
voice chat comes through the mic
[quote=#061402;910803]Oh hey guys I just realized you weren't talking at the top of the page, but guessing my name. :cool: One's been close, but no cigar.
Could also be that the game audio is louder than the... talk audio?wear your ****ing headset, jesus christ
It's just in the way, so I keep it in a drawer somewhere. I think.
that's why you can't hear us.
****. swedes are dumb
are all of sweden's headsets being hidden in caches around the countryside
not hidden.
out in the open for any dude to go and steal
No, I can still hear you. You can change the settings for whether you want the voice out of the headset or the speakers. Just said I can't hear you all too well, dudes.
this guy
yeah, exactly. that's why you use the mic. Otherwise you got voice coming under the sound effects
why don't you just ****ing use a mic like everyone else and talk. jesus christ. even x occasionally talks and he has the stupidest accent you'll ever hear
i sing if its during the day and the mood strikes me
I just talk no matter what.
aboot eh buddy pretty gay
need to play online with that buddy some more eh
The only reason that headset is in the drawer is because I hardly ever play online. Haven't played online since I played Horde with you guys, and before that, maybe a month since I last played CoD online?
There ain't much need for it, therefore it goes in the drawer. :cool:
what a lamewad
note to self: sound more canadian irl
it will be my mission to say hoser, aboot and eh so much it will become apart of my speech without a second thought needed.
milk bag too
this is gonna be difficult. I say eh pretty often, but that's it. No one I know says anything else canadian, except for a couple dudes I know from the east who speak with 'r's and say hoser for every insult.
I have no special speech habits. yeah it's official I asked my roommate and he said "you mean like how you sound retarded sometimes?"
yeah, I don't have an accent...I DON'T!!! But you all do, and it's disgusting. GAWD.
oh, wait, apparently I say bag and tag and pasta wrong, according to americans.
We've discussed the "bag" thing before. But pasta? PAH-STAH
there's a slight variance in the "pah" part that people around here say differently.
**** that cats guy
*facepalm*
I always find it interesting when the placement of a "facepalm" makes me wanna facepalm.
but yeah I'm sure cats is right. I'M BACKIN YOU UP PAL
[quote=Slade;912082]I always find it interesting when the placement of a "facepalm" makes me wanna facepalm.
I always find it interersting when the placement of a indirectly condescending remark makes me wanna condescend.
willis shut the **** up
condescend THIS
*futuredeletes next willispost*
*remembers this isn't da*
:'(
when I read a book and the author describes a facial reaction, I tend to copy that reaction without even realising it. Only found out I was doing it when someone in highschool was looking at me reading while in detention and was all "what the **** is your problem"
can't stop doing it
[quote=Slade;912113]
*futuredeletes next willispost*
Slade's awesome.
*REALLY COOL
here:
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q: D
I'm sure I'd get a lol out of it.