I'm being hit on




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

by a mentally handicapped asian female at work

I hate equal opportunity. This is getting awkward as hell, comes by staring at me with her ugly mug. ****




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

guys, guys, help me :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i had to do home help/community service as part of my high school programme, and some downs chick invited me to go see a play with her

awwwwwkwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaard




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

nvm, she's gone, **** this place gets creepy :cool:




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

being hit on by cute girls owns, though

especially when you already have a gf, because then they try even harder to sway you




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

[quote=The X;909854]i had to do home help/community service as part of my high school programme, and some downs chick invited me to go see a play with her

awwwwwkwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaard

I lolled,

I think I was just invited to jury duty with her, at least yours seems like it could be fun. During the play part at least. This one barely composes sentences together correctly, so I can't tell if I'm about to agree with something or not, so I started saying no to everything, even when it's obvious that the picture is a dog, and she points it out, and I go, no it isn't. Further confusing her, for the lols.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i would never be seen irl with a downs chick, sorry bro




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

[quote=The X;909856]being hit on by cute girls owns, though

especially when you already have a gf, because then they try even harder to sway you

Not a cute girl, not a cute girl at all. She looks and behaves like someone with a condition. Not close to attractive, and she smells. How the fudge did I attract that. At least her buddy is cute, but its this work place.












She's crippled, man I had some lols coming in this place. Outside of that horse face hitting on every possible guy.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i'm DOWNs with the crippled, heh




Posted by Slade

"do u wna c a play wif me"

"heck yeah I'd be DOWNs with that. about what time do you wanna head DOWNsTOWN? I might need a little DOWNsTIME after all this community service"




Posted by #061402


Quoting The X: being hit on by cute girls owns, though

especially when you already have a gf, because then they try even harder to sway you


Basically, if they succeed in swaying you, their self-esteem goes through the roof. While if they fail, an hero is born.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

crippled always asks for a hug

I'm not actually sure how to tell her to **** off, ****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

just say "not a fan of cripples, sorry" next time.

or "not a fan of asians" whichever is less offensive,




Posted by Poison

Dude, this is what you have to do.

1- Take a piece of plain white paper.
2- Fold it into a hat.
3- Have that Asian worker put the hat on.
4- Draw a happy face on the hat.
5- Draw a happy face on the Asian.
6- Smash her head against the table.
7- Jam something sharp against her head.
8- Rape the body.

Problem solved, there's no such a thing is a down'd corpse. If you're sad about it, just look at her happy face =3




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I'm already the nice guy here, that would just hurt cripple. Then I'll probably be placed for verbal harassment, or sexual harassment after the way I've seen things run in this place :cool:




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

there is such a thing a smelly dead downed person

no thanks




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

offer her 5 dolla

that's like a fortune to them




Posted by Poison


Quoting The X: offer her 5 dolla

that's like a fortune to them


Offer them your cock.

That's like a fortune to them.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

too much fortune can be a good thing

she came to my department like 10 times today, looking at me with that fat head of hers. ****, I had to bite my lip at one time trying not to laugh




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

bad thing***




Posted by #061402

Holy ****. Poison isn't female, right?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

no. you played gears with him




Posted by Poison


Quoting #061402: Holy ****. Poison isn't female, right?


Oh my ***, I remember playing Gears with you.

Hi Gustavo <3



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hahaha, I was trying to remember that. Such a gustavo.




Posted by cool gamer dad

"hi wanna come to the fellowship of christian athletes meeting with me (:"

*looks up from calc book* "no."

".... )':"


or


"hi dan wanna go to lunch today (;"

"siiiiigh. no."

"D: ... ):"


i sound a lot cooler than i really am




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you're going to stay like this for the rest of your life and you won't even give a ****




Posted by WillisGreeny

Unless you do something transformative, like, PTSD, or get hypnotized by a shrink who suddenly dies...red stapler anyone?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

When I was in grade 5 I took care of a downs sometimes. How times have changed.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

now you are downs




Posted by #061402


Quoting Poison: Oh my ***, I remember playing Gears with you.

Hi Gustavo <3


Who the hell is Gustavo.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

its your name!




Posted by Ant

Gustavo isn't known for the smarts




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;910025]now you are downs

****

I lolled

Cats, were they all downed?

I can imagine being asked out to the special olympics soon




Posted by Klarth

q: What do you get a down's chick for her birthday?

a: A dildo and some chromosomes.




Posted by Shade

less chromosomes




Posted by WillisGreeny

more dildos...or dildoes?...dildos...dildoes? eh **** it.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: now you are downs


i feel so special



Posted by #061402


Quoting The X: its your name!


Hell no. I have the same name as another member of this forum, actually. :cool:



Posted by Slade

dan

we have ten billion dans




Posted by WillisGreeny

Here's a gun. There can only be one.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Is it Vampiro?

is your name vampiro?




Posted by WillisGreeny

CJ?




Posted by Slade

fartface


I am a god.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

you are down, ***




Posted by #061402


Quoting Slade: dan

we have ten billion dans


Nah.



Posted by Ant

IS IT JOCKE? That would be funny.




Posted by #061402

That's just his nickname, you know. :cool: But no, it's not.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Hell no. I have the same name as another member of this forum, actually.


So, I know you don't talk when you play xbox, but the very least you can do is listen.

jesus



Posted by #061402

I rarely hear much but a few words here and there.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WHY IS THAT?




Posted by Slade

I know I'm curious. If I couldn't talk on Live it'd be torture. I'm just too **** comedy gold to keep quiet all the time :cool:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

get live yet?




Posted by Slade

Not yet, the friends who bought the box ended up taking it home earlier than expected, so now I might not be able to borrow it for the required two days. : /

Haven't even seen it in over a week.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

*******ing****it

just go over to his house and tell him to add me.




Posted by Slade

Too gay to have Live. But I'm trying to get hold of him tonight.


a tender, intimate hold


will update




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I can't believe people buy an xbox and don't get live. My one buddy I play xbox games with all the time at least has live, even though he hates multiplyer.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I don't think I touched my xbox when I didn't have live. Just buy one, they're cheap now.




Posted by #061402


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: WHY IS THAT?


You don't talk loud enough/distortion.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

pretty sure I talk really loud.




Posted by #061402

Oh hey guys I just realized you weren't talking at the top of the page, but guessing my name. :cool: One's been close, but no cigar.

Could also be that the game audio is louder than the... talk audio?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

voice chat comes through the mic




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=#061402;910803]Oh hey guys I just realized you weren't talking at the top of the page, but guessing my name. :cool: One's been close, but no cigar.

Could also be that the game audio is louder than the... talk audio?wear your ****ing headset, jesus christ




Posted by #061402

It's just in the way, so I keep it in a drawer somewhere. I think.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

that's why you can't hear us.

****. swedes are dumb




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

are all of sweden's headsets being hidden in caches around the countryside




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

not hidden.

out in the open for any dude to go and steal




Posted by #061402

No, I can still hear you. You can change the settings for whether you want the voice out of the headset or the speakers. Just said I can't hear you all too well, dudes.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

this guy




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, exactly. that's why you use the mic. Otherwise you got voice coming under the sound effects




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

why don't you just ****ing use a mic like everyone else and talk. jesus christ. even x occasionally talks and he has the stupidest accent you'll ever hear




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i sing if its during the day and the mood strikes me




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I just talk no matter what.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

aboot eh buddy pretty gay




Posted by Ant

need to play online with that buddy some more eh




Posted by #061402

The only reason that headset is in the drawer is because I hardly ever play online. Haven't played online since I played Horde with you guys, and before that, maybe a month since I last played CoD online?

There ain't much need for it, therefore it goes in the drawer. :cool:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what a lamewad



note to self: sound more canadian irl

it will be my mission to say hoser, aboot and eh so much it will become apart of my speech without a second thought needed.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

milk bag too




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

this is gonna be difficult. I say eh pretty often, but that's it. No one I know says anything else canadian, except for a couple dudes I know from the east who speak with 'r's and say hoser for every insult.




Posted by Slade

I have no special speech habits. yeah it's official I asked my roommate and he said "you mean like how you sound retarded sometimes?"




Posted by WillisGreeny

yeah, I don't have an accent...I DON'T!!! But you all do, and it's disgusting. GAWD.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh, wait, apparently I say bag and tag and pasta wrong, according to americans.




Posted by Slade

We've discussed the "bag" thing before. But pasta? PAH-STAH




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

there's a slight variance in the "pah" part that people around here say differently.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: oh, wait, apparently I say bag and tag and pasta wrong, according to americans.


I once corrected a Canadian girl, and then got laid. Inversely, if you were to correct a black man, you'd get raped.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: oh, wait, apparently I say bag and tag and pasta wrong, according to americans.


We say it right.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

**** that cats guy




Posted by WillisGreeny

*facepalm*




Posted by Slade

I always find it interesting when the placement of a "facepalm" makes me wanna facepalm.


but yeah I'm sure cats is right. I'M BACKIN YOU UP PAL




Posted by WillisGreeny

[quote=Slade;912082]I always find it interesting when the placement of a "facepalm" makes me wanna facepalm.



I always find it interersting when the placement of a indirectly condescending remark makes me wanna condescend.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

willis shut the **** up




Posted by Slade

condescend THIS

*futuredeletes next willispost*


*remembers this isn't da*

:'(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

when I read a book and the author describes a facial reaction, I tend to copy that reaction without even realising it. Only found out I was doing it when someone in highschool was looking at me reading while in detention and was all "what the **** is your problem"

can't stop doing it




Posted by WillisGreeny

[quote=Slade;912113]

*futuredeletes next willispost*



Slade's awesome.




Posted by Ant

*REALLY COOL




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: when I read a book and the author describes a facial reaction, I tend to copy that reaction without even realising it. Only found out I was doing it when someone in highschool was looking at me reading while in detention and was all "what the **** is your problem"

can't stop doing it


haha oh man

vid of vamp reading a book plz



Posted by cool gamer dad

here:

: O

>:[

:3

l:3

;]

:B

;-p

f:]

q: D




Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting cats: here:


*yawn*





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: vid of vamp reading a book plz


not that exciting. just a couple shocked expressions and raised eyebrows.



Posted by Ant

I'm sure I'd get a lol out of it.