I'm afraid to go watch this. I know it sucked. It must have sucked.
So, someone who has seen it, do tell:
Did it suck?
((No ****ing pun, by the way. I don't mean blood.))
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I loved it, it was awesome.
it's all the rage with the 14 year old girl crowd these days
it must be a masterpiece
I HEARD EDWARD IS IMPOSSIBLY FAST
Yeah he is. The girl vampire with the red hair is soooo sexy, I want to watch it again just because she's in it.
I'd rather cut off my dick with a band saw.
I saw a preview and though, "eh.." Then I saw it referred to "the next Harry Potter" and almost died laughing.
i wish edward cullen would bite me on the neck and then have sex with me
I'm amazed how much people refer to this as the next Harry Potter. If anything it reminds me of that "The Covenant" movie of a couple years ago that all the chicks were into.
Unless you are just starting to sprout hair around your vagina and regularly wear cheap hot topic makeup and jewelry to express your inner demon, go see Bolt instead. ample entertainment, no cheesy teenage wangstiness.
http://au.rottentomatoes.com/m/twilight/news/1781915/critics_consensus_twilight_fades_bolt_electrifies
Saw it. Was pretty abysmal. But I went with a couple other people that loved the **** out of every second of it. So what do I know.
Immediately classified this series as **** when I heard that the vampires get SPARKLY in sunlight instead of dying horribly.
the book is a sex dream thought up by a woman who is no longer pleasured by her husband
the movie is nothing different
even the actors criticized the movie
iir it was a book written by a woman preaching about abstinence but trying to appeal to young girls in a hipster way
huh, thought i read somewhere that her main inspiration was a sex dream
idk, but the whole main dude wants to drink man girls blood but loves her too much to actually do it is an analogy for not having sex.
man girls blood you say?
manly looking girl
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;909895]idk, but the whole main dude wants to drink man girls blood but loves her too much to actually do it is an analogy for not having sex.
so wait, if drinking blood symbolizes having sex, then the moral of the story for little girls is get a boyfriend that won't do you, or else you'll just get rapped by other boys? Eck. The more I learn about this story and its origins, the more I hate it.
Uh, no, I don't think that's what she meant at all. Pretty sure all that other stuff was just for, you know, an exciting story that wasn't a kinds of boring.
The point is, the story is a genre that millions of young teenage girls are very into, but is inaccessable to many of them because the vampire genre in general has a very dark, and often sexual overtone. Stephanie Meyer (Who is, by the way, a Mormon) has created a story in this genre that is appropriate for all ages, allowing any girl that's even barely interested in vampires to fall in love with it and not have to worry about "inappropriate" content. From what I've heard, the book still has a sensual mood, but achieves it without being directly explicit, making it also a good enough read for older audiences.
She just did everything right to appeal to this giant demographic. In any case, it's still pretty stupid in my opinion and the movie looks laughably terrible. :cookie:
Because you're a dude and the books and movies are meant for girls.
Well, exactly. ;o
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;910019]Uh, no, I don't think that's what she meant at all-
For all you know!!! mormons. they are not to be trusted
Love empty movie theaters. Me and buddy took his little brother to see Fantastic Four 2 when that was out and we were the only three people in there. Didn't have to worry about the kid running around wreaking havoc 'cause it was all good.
Oh, and Twilight sucks.
I like empty movie theatres
because then I HAVE SEX in them
with yourselfetc
and my hos
rapper
I read a few chapters of a twilight book once to appease a (girl) friend. Author's a good writer in the sense that she describes well and the paragraphs flowed well, but the plot and characters were crap
For some reason I expected Vamp to have better taste than this. Even if his name does have a lot to do with the subject matter.
I have a life-size cardboard cutout of this guy in my main room.
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Is that Vamp?
Is that why not everyone does it? I knew there HAD to be something.
Last night someone put the James cutout right outside my bedroom door. *** **** it felt good to wake up to something so sexy.
So I personally think that Edward is a ****ing creeper he watches her while she sleeps and threatens her life constantly. I watched it with my girlfriend and her single friends and my friend Tony who was there with his girl. I laughed my *** off through most of the movie because of the horrible special effects and horrible line delivery. I also read the book because my girlfriend wanted me to read it before I saw the movie. And for the life of me I can't figure out why anyone likes this book i think its just another one of those Fad books
So, would James Joyce read it?
nah. His descriptions trump (insert name of chick who we're talking about).
i read the books awhile back, but didn't enjoy the movie. it was disjointed and didn't really explain too terribly much. while it didn't really deviate from the plot, it felt like the characters in it were really only given cameos, but i guess you can blame meyer's exceedingly verbose writing style for that.
perhaps the latter films will be better with a new director, and higher budget (i doubt it)?
In my opinion, not enough action, but I still enjoyed it. I just adore Kristin Stewart..she's such a hottie to me...!!!
And the vamp with the red hair ain't bad either. ;] Even the blonde badgirl vamp...and Bella's friend too...
**** my hormones.