DAS APOKALIPS




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

zombies be ruinin your ****, so fill out this table in an orderly fashion to lay out your survival plan

[IMG]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a104/Karmillo/zombietools-1.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by coromoro

The X is to Darkness Advanced as junior senior is to Wacko University.




Posted by ExoXile

Old 4chan idea is old.

And I threw away mine, no way I'm doing it again.


Also, zombies wouldn't be the apocalypse, it's just be a nice twist in this eventless life.




Posted by mis0

too lazy to mspaint pics into that, but, were zombies to come and start wrecking my life, I'd probably use the following, because I have access to them:

Main Weapon: baseball bat
Secondary Weapon: molotovs made from my beautiful alcohols
Vehicle: friend's pickup truck
Armor: a coat? that's all i have. :(
Battle Anthem: Final Countdown!!1
Sidekick: roommate
Stronghold: probably a radio tower on top of the mountain or something. can zombies climb?
Location: desertland
Last words: *upon the realization that zombies can climb* "noooooooooo ****it T-T"




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Gonna do this as realistically as possible.


Primary weapon: Shovel from my shed.
Secondary: Metal Mallet from the same shed.
Vehicle: None.
Armor: Layered clothes under a leather jacket.
Battle Anthem: Couldn't choose just one song if my life depended on it.
Sidekick: Fiance.
Stronghold: Pasternack's Pawn & Guns (which is luckily not but one street down and connected to a food bank)
Location: One street down from where I live.
Last words: This! This is my BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM STICK!




Posted by coromoro

Yeah, I thought I'd do it realistically as well.





Posted by Ant

based off what coro did. I'm all for unrealistic.




Posted by Darth Vader

[IMG]http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp219/anakindarklord/vaderzombie.png[/IMG]




Posted by mis0


Quoting Darth Vader: [IMG]http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp219/anakindarklord/vaderzombie.png[/IMG]

I request a ban. Please?



Posted by Klarth

yeah, **** off protoman




Posted by Klarth

(in before potatoe man mysteriously appears here and NO I'M NOT DARTH VADER :( NO :( YOU ARE DARK HELL, YOU ARE ALWAYS NIGHT :( )




Posted by Zeta

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/iamafaggot.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=coromoro;908569][COLOR=limegreen]The X is to Darkness Advanced as junior senior is to Wacko University.[/COLOR]except i'm a mod




Posted by Klarth



weapon is a smith and wesson .357 eight-shot revolver
stronghold is the now-demolished [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City]Kowloon Walled City[/url]




Posted by ExoXile

Still got mine Jack?




Posted by Klarth

i hate you




Posted by #061402

I still got yours.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Main Weapon: Shotgun

The onyl time you should need to shoot a zombie is ni defense, and you'll usually need the stopping power of a good shotty in that case.

Secondary Weapon: m9

Its whats sitting around :/

Vehicle: common mountain bike

ALL cars rely on gas, which cant be counted on in a post apocalyptic society. Not to mention the hazards of getting stuck, and the intense maintenance required to keep them running. bikes require no fuel, little if any maintenance, can be picked up and carried through tight spots, and pretty much cant get stuck. any one that picked a car is doing it wrong.

Armor: None. Armor only slows you down in a scenario where you're carrying everything you need to live in a backpack. besides, outrun anything you see, and shotty anything you cant.

Battle Anthem: Living Dead Girl

Thats just ****ing obvious

Sidekick: Nobody

**** sharing

Stronghold: mts-635.

steel hull designed to withstand deep sea pressure, stockpiles of MREs, sleeping space, fresh water and equipment to make more, working toilets, ability to generate its own electricity, and tons of people to keep it working. Oh, and its in a compund thats surrounded by 15 foot chainlink fences with racor wire at the top with guard towers scattered about manned by angry mother ****ers with grenades and guns.

Location: Naval Weapons station, Charleston, South Carolina

See above

Last words: "Well, if I'm gonna die I might as well be naked."




Posted by ExoXile

[quote=#061402;908706]I still got yours.
Sweet, post it fagget.
[COLOR=DimGray]love u <3[/COLOR]




Posted by #061402

Exo's





Posted by Lord of Spam

jesus people, YOU'RE RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE. firearms et heavy. lugging TWO rifles is gonna be a ***** after a while. As far as that vehicle goes, ****, good luck keeping it gassed and repaired, unless you're a *******ed magic mechanic who ****es gas.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

MJOLNIR Mark VI armor. all I need

zombie *****es could be punching me all day and I'll be sitting back, relaxed just watching the waves roll in.

until I try to move and the armor crushes my body.




Posted by #061402



No vehicle because, like LoS says, gas'll run out. Not to mention I can't drive for ****. :cool: No stronghold because if I stay in one place I'll eventually be overwhelmed.

Sidekick is Lizzy, steampunk version. Armor is a sallet with neck protection. Can't go anywhere without that in a zombie apocalypse.




Posted by coromoro

I was unable to find a decent picture of the [url=http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Absolutely_Safe_Capsule]Absolutely Safe Capsule[/url] (spoilers) from Mother 3. With it I'd be forever safe! I'd just need some major entertainment in there for all eternity. I guess I could wrestle with Hulk Hogan every day.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

actually, you know those dog-bite resistant suits the police wear? should prolly get one of those




Posted by mis0


Quoting Lord of Spam: jesus people, YOU'RE RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE. firearms et heavy. lugging TWO rifles is gonna be a ***** after a while. As far as that vehicle goes, ****, good luck keeping it gassed and repaired, unless you're a *******ed magic mechanic who ****es gas.

Zombie invasion preparations: SERIAL BID NEST



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

movie/video game rules apply.

since this would never happen in real life. therefore, los logic is moot




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

he wants an excuse to use his lil baby pistol




Posted by Klarth

i changed my mind. this is my weapon.

http://www.vincelewis.net/60magnum.html




Posted by Ant

this video

[youtube=3bm0QbqSywU]3bm0QbqSywU[/youtube]




Posted by #061402

Holy ****. DO WANT.

Kind of bad to use if you risk knocking yourself out after every shot though.




Posted by ExoXile

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxEUlh6rytI&eurl=http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=32713&page=2]lol[/url]

And I don't think it was the sheer power of the gun that made him drop it.
I think he underestimated the recoil.
Or he could've dropped it because he got scared when he fired it.

There's no point in having a gun that pretty big man can't even keep it in hi hands.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i would post that video of all the iraqi recruits firing a .50cal but i cant find it




Posted by Lord of Spam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCBBI5tXnhI

older than internets




Posted by Darth Vader


Quoting Lord of Spam: good luck keeping it gassed and repaired, unless you're a *******ed magic mechanic who ****es gas.


The hell? I don't use gasoline.

[QUOTE=Ant;909338]this video

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Star_Wars"e=proud.txt&file=proud.mp3