zombies be ruinin your ****, so fill out this table in an orderly fashion to lay out your survival plan
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The X is to Darkness Advanced as junior senior is to Wacko University.
Old 4chan idea is old.
And I threw away mine, no way I'm doing it again.
Also, zombies wouldn't be the apocalypse, it's just be a nice twist in this eventless life.
too lazy to mspaint pics into that, but, were zombies to come and start wrecking my life, I'd probably use the following, because I have access to them:
Main Weapon: baseball bat
Secondary Weapon: molotovs made from my beautiful alcohols
Vehicle: friend's pickup truck
Armor: a coat? that's all i have. :(
Battle Anthem: Final Countdown!!1
Sidekick: roommate
Stronghold: probably a radio tower on top of the mountain or something. can zombies climb?
Location: desertland
Last words: *upon the realization that zombies can climb* "noooooooooo ****it T-T"
Gonna do this as realistically as possible.
Primary weapon: Shovel from my shed.
Secondary: Metal Mallet from the same shed.
Vehicle: None.
Armor: Layered clothes under a leather jacket.
Battle Anthem: Couldn't choose just one song if my life depended on it.
Sidekick: Fiance.
Stronghold: Pasternack's Pawn & Guns (which is luckily not but one street down and connected to a food bank)
Location: One street down from where I live.
Last words: This! This is my BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM STICK!
Yeah, I thought I'd do it realistically as well.
based off what coro did. I'm all for unrealistic.
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yeah, **** off protoman
(in before potatoe man mysteriously appears here and NO I'M NOT DARTH VADER :( NO :( YOU ARE DARK HELL, YOU ARE ALWAYS NIGHT :( )
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[quote=coromoro;908569][COLOR=limegreen]The X is to Darkness Advanced as junior senior is to Wacko University.[/COLOR]except i'm a mod
weapon is a smith and wesson .357 eight-shot revolver
stronghold is the now-demolished [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City]Kowloon Walled City[/url]
Still got mine Jack?
i hate you
I still got yours.
Main Weapon: Shotgun
The onyl time you should need to shoot a zombie is ni defense, and you'll usually need the stopping power of a good shotty in that case.
Secondary Weapon: m9
Its whats sitting around :/
Vehicle: common mountain bike
ALL cars rely on gas, which cant be counted on in a post apocalyptic society. Not to mention the hazards of getting stuck, and the intense maintenance required to keep them running. bikes require no fuel, little if any maintenance, can be picked up and carried through tight spots, and pretty much cant get stuck. any one that picked a car is doing it wrong.
Armor: None. Armor only slows you down in a scenario where you're carrying everything you need to live in a backpack. besides, outrun anything you see, and shotty anything you cant.
Battle Anthem: Living Dead Girl
Thats just ****ing obvious
Sidekick: Nobody
**** sharing
Stronghold: mts-635.
steel hull designed to withstand deep sea pressure, stockpiles of MREs, sleeping space, fresh water and equipment to make more, working toilets, ability to generate its own electricity, and tons of people to keep it working. Oh, and its in a compund thats surrounded by 15 foot chainlink fences with racor wire at the top with guard towers scattered about manned by angry mother ****ers with grenades and guns.
Location: Naval Weapons station, Charleston, South Carolina
See above
Last words: "Well, if I'm gonna die I might as well be naked."
[quote=#061402;908706]I still got yours.
Sweet, post it fagget.
[COLOR=DimGray]love u <3[/COLOR]
Exo's
jesus people, YOU'RE RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE. firearms et heavy. lugging TWO rifles is gonna be a ***** after a while. As far as that vehicle goes, ****, good luck keeping it gassed and repaired, unless you're a *******ed magic mechanic who ****es gas.
MJOLNIR Mark VI armor. all I need
zombie *****es could be punching me all day and I'll be sitting back, relaxed just watching the waves roll in.
until I try to move and the armor crushes my body.
No vehicle because, like LoS says, gas'll run out. Not to mention I can't drive for ****. :cool: No stronghold because if I stay in one place I'll eventually be overwhelmed.
Sidekick is Lizzy, steampunk version. Armor is a sallet with neck protection. Can't go anywhere without that in a zombie apocalypse.
I was unable to find a decent picture of the [url=http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Absolutely_Safe_Capsule]Absolutely Safe Capsule[/url] (spoilers) from Mother 3. With it I'd be forever safe! I'd just need some major entertainment in there for all eternity. I guess I could wrestle with Hulk Hogan every day.
actually, you know those dog-bite resistant suits the police wear? should prolly get one of those
movie/video game rules apply.
since this would never happen in real life. therefore, los logic is moot
he wants an excuse to use his lil baby pistol
i changed my mind. this is my weapon.
http://www.vincelewis.net/60magnum.html
this video
[youtube=3bm0QbqSywU]3bm0QbqSywU[/youtube]
Holy ****. DO WANT.
Kind of bad to use if you risk knocking yourself out after every shot though.
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxEUlh6rytI&eurl=http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=32713&page=2]lol[/url]
And I don't think it was the sheer power of the gun that made him drop it.
I think he underestimated the recoil.
Or he could've dropped it because he got scared when he fired it.
There's no point in having a gun that pretty big man can't even keep it in hi hands.
i would post that video of all the iraqi recruits firing a .50cal but i cant find it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCBBI5tXnhI
older than internets